After listening to Xiao Bai's account of what had just happened, Du Kang rubbed his face hard and pointed at the tip of his nose as he asked the question that had been repeated more than ten times, "Big sister, tell me the truth. Are you sure that the me just now isn't the current me?"
Xiao Bai rolled her eyes and said impatiently, "No, no, no. If Master was as cowardly as you, would I follow you?"
"Oh no, my split personality is getting worse. What should I do? What should I do?"
Du Kang was like an ant on a hot pan. His hands rubbed his buttocks as he walked in circles in front of Little White. He was even mumbling something, which made Little White raise her eyebrows.
Xiao Bai had completely lost her patience. She grabbed a big coke bottle that had been thrown by some uncultured big brother and smashed it at the back of Du Kang's head.
"Bang!"
Not only did it hit the target accurately, but it also bounced off the bottle playfully. With a clatter, the empty bottle fell beside Du Kang's feet. Du Kang, who had been like a donkey, suddenly stopped. He straightened his body and turned around bit by bit. His eyes were spitting out flames of anger that he deliberately pretended to be, and he strode toward Little White who was squatting on someone else's air conditioner compressor.
"Pa!"
As soon as Du Kang walked in front of Xiao Bai, he was slapped by Xiao Bai and spun three times on the spot. A small handprint was branded on his cheek. He stared at Xiao Bai blankly and shook his head twice. He pointed at the tip of his nose and asked, "Did you just hit me?"
"Oh no, I hit you silly."
Xiao Bai grinned and stretched out two fingers to pinch Du Kang's nose. She twisted it hard and jumped down from the compressor. "Alright, alright. Stop fooling around."
"Ahem …" Du Kang laughed dryly and moved closer to Xiao Bai. "I say, Big Sister, who is this Lord you're talking about? Could it be an old monster like in the fantasy novels who wants to take over my body?"
"You …" Xiao Bai glared at him with her watery eyes and was about to scold him, but she suddenly shut her mouth, tilted her head and looked at Du Kang strangely, "I say, little fellow, how did your attitude change so quickly?"
"Hey, we're all adults here. Right and wrong are just attitudes. Those who are harmless to me are good people, those who are beneficial to me are friends, and those who aren't good to me are naturally 'good friends'. Don't you agree, sis?"
Du Kang said casually, not caring about the emotional changes in Little White's eyes.
"Brat, you were born too late. Today's world is peaceful and peaceful. If you were born in troubled times, with your temperament and methods, you would definitely be a formidable figure in the world." Xiao Bai seemed to have gotten to know Du Kang again, her eyes shining.
Du Kang grinned and scratched the back of his head. "I say, sis, don't you read the internet?
Nowadays, there are a lot of chuunibyou nonsense on the streets. It's easy to say, but it's extremely difficult to do it. "
"Oh, is that so?"
Xiao Bai gave him an expression of understanding and patted Du Kang's shoulder. "So you've accepted me? Then I'll tell you a secret. It can be considered a greeting gift."
"What secret?
Your size?
I'm not interested. "
Du Kang saw how Xiao Bai wanted to devour him alive and immediately jumped far away. He sniggered. "Sis, my mouth is cheap. Tell me what secret you have. I love secrets the most."
"I think you love gossip the most." Xiao Bai rolled her eyes and curled her finger at Du Kang. "This isn't a place to talk. Come with me. I'll tell you once we get there."
"You're only telling me when we get there?
Just what is this Xiao Bai up to? Is it really like what she said? "
Du Kang was not naive, nor was he the White Lotus Mother. It was obviously impossible for him to be fooled by a few unreliable words of nonsense from Xiao Bai. However, it was impossible for him to defeat Xiao Bai, so all he could do was put on an act and deal with him verbally. His little calculations rattled in his head. Like hell I'll believe you!
Weiwei, why isn't Ran Jing here yet? "
Xiao Bai saw how Weiwei's expression changed, and her gaze wandered about. How could she not guess what he was thinking? She extended her white, lotus-like arm and wrapped it around Du Kang's shoulder. "Little guy, don't worry. I'll take you to your little wife right now. Come with me."
Before Du Kang could even respond, he felt his feet leave the ground like he was flying. The stiff, cold wind brushed against his face, making it impossible for Du Kang to even open his eyes. Xiao Bai had grabbed his shoulder, so he was completely powerless. All he could do was let her grab him like he was a trash bag.
"Alright, you can open your eyes."
Xiao Bai placed Du Kang on the ground gently. When she saw how Du Kang's eyes were still tightly shut, she could not help but smile. She kicked him a few times, and only then did she wake up Du Kang, who was half-shocked by the wind.
Rubbing his numb face forcefully, Du Kang climbed to his feet unsteadily. His eyes only cleared after quite a while. He stared at the neon sign that read '1314 Convenience Store' and was taken aback. He turned to Xiao Bai and asked, "Is it here?"
"It's here. Actually, this was originally my territory. Come in, I'll show you around."
Xiao Bai waved her hand and entered the store first. The wind chimes hanging above the entrance immediately began to tinkle.
"Seriously, so annoying. It rings every time I come."
Xiao Bai did not seem to do anything, but the wind chimes directly snapped. A few faint, purple, metal tubes fell to the ground, producing a crisp, pleasant sound.
"Come in, it's here. Actually, if it wasn't for that friend of yours who insisted on building a house on my territory, we could have just minded our own business."
Little White turned his head and saw Du Kang standing in front of the shop in a daze. He explained with a smile, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. If I wanted to kill you, you would have been dead by now."
Du Kang still did not move. He raised his hand and pointed at Xiao Bai's back.
"What …" Xiao Bai turned around and looked behind him, only to see a woman floating in the air less than a meter away from him. Her white clothes fluttered without any wind, and her pair of snow-white feet without a trace of blood drooped down. Her head was lowered, and her long hair covered her face. Drops of scarlet blood flowed down her long hair, and then fell to the ground with a thud, splashing everywhere.
"F * ck, what the hell!"
Xiao Bai jumped to the side in fright like an ordinary little girl. She pointed her fingers and shouted, "You … you … tell me … what the hell are you!"
"Hehehe, pervert. You're pretty big, let me touch you."
A female voice that was a hundred times more perverted than Du Kang's came faintly. Her drooping long hair fluttered in the wind, revealing a green face with fangs and blood flowing out of all seven orifices …