"What the f * ck, is it so advanced now? You can even video chat in the underworld?"
Du Kang looked at the computer screen. The interface displayed on it was similar to that of a university student registration. The only difference was the content. Just as he was carefully reading the so-called "Contract Agreement", a series of clicking sounds rang out and a video box popped up. A beautiful woman wearing pink bunny pajamas with only the bottom two of the four carrot-shaped buttons, a deep neckline, and a pile of cucumber slices on her face appeared.
"Ahem," the beautiful woman in the video box coughed twice and pointed her slender fingers at Du Kang, who was standing behind Weiwei and swallowing his saliva. "Little brother, don't look around. Be careful, I'll dig your eyeballs out and cook them as fish balls."
As she spoke, she hooked two fingers and made a buttoning gesture. Although there was a screen between them, Du Kang still felt a chill on the back of his neck. He rolled his eyes and covered his eyes with his hands, indicating that he didn't see anything at all.
"Weiwei, why did you ask such a funny guy to be your contract partner? You didn't even ask for the necromancer who died last time."
"Stop!"
Weiwei made a pause gesture, shrugged her shoulders, and hooked her thumb backward to point at Du Kang, who was peeking through her fingers and swallowing saliva. "Sister Ma, I'll tell you the details when we go to the spa next time. Anyway, it's this guy. I'm telling you, Brother Cui, please help me. I don't dare to see him now."
"Don't worry, I knew it." The big-breasted woman called Sister Ma was very forthright. She bit off the remaining half of the cucumber in her hand and waved the cucumber in her hand. "Don't worry, I'll do it on time. Don't forget that the set of kitchen knives I asked you to buy for me must be delivered on time. It's my birthday surprise for Niuniu."
Weiwei smiled very meaningfully and made a "Oh" gesture with her little hand. Her little hand patted her chest and trembled. "Don't worry, I'll do it on time."
"That's good. Contact me if you need any help. I'm going offline." As she spoke, the dialog box flashed, indicating that the other party had gone offline.
"Have you seen enough?"
Weiwei tapped her feet on the ground and spun her chair half a circle. She looked at the slightly embarrassed Du Kang with a smile.
"This … that …"
"What are you talking about?"
Lao Wang found it strange that Du Kang was covering his nose with his right hand. While Du Kang was not paying attention, he pulled his right hand down. Then, a big red nose as shiny as a hawthorn appeared. Lao Wang was stunned for two seconds. Then, he laughed like a tractor, making the windows buzz. "Hahaha, hahaha, Xiao Pang, what are you doing?"
Du Kang only felt that ten thousand divine beasts were cursing and galloping across the street in his heart. He had nothing left to live for. He looked at Weiwei with a face full of resentment. "Sister Chu, I think it's better for me to die."
"Pfft!"
Weiwei, who was biting a half braised egg in her mouth, also couldn't help laughing when she saw Du Kang's appearance. Two pieces of braised egg were accurately stuck on Du Kang's eyes. In an instant, he turned into a salted egg superman.
The whole convenience store was silent for a full five seconds. Then, there was Lao Wang's roaring laughter and the sound of pounding the floor.
"I don't want to live anymore!"
Even though Du Kang's face had reached the peak of perfection and was strong enough to block nuclear weapons, he couldn't hold it anymore. He felt his face burning. He was so angry that he really wanted to grab Lao Wang and beat him up. However, he remembered that he couldn't beat this guy, so he could only suppress his anger, stomped his feet, and was about to slam the door and leave.
Weiwei tried hard not to laugh out loud. She "ruthlessly" glared at Lao Wang, who was lying on the ground and pounding the floor, and said, "Stop laughing!"
But the two big crescent eyes really didn't look fierce at all. "Xiao Pang, don't be angry. This guy is like this. Hey, you haven't told me how you died."
"How I died … I … Hey, why can't I remember? Hey!?"
Du Kang scratched the back of his head hard, but he just couldn't remember how he drowned. He clearly remembered everything in the morgue just now, but why did it seem that he had forgotten everything in an instant? "What the hell is going on?"
"Come here and let me have a look."
Weiwei beckoned Du Kang to walk in front of her. She put her white and tender little hand on the golden gate between Du Kang's eyebrows, closed her eyes, and penetrated a wisp of breath into Du Kang's Divine Soul, hoping to find out what happened on earth. However, it was blocked by a bluish-black divine light. A small black snake with its mouth open rushed out and smashed Weiwei's breath.
"Damn it!"
Weiwei opened her eyes abruptly and slapped herself hard on the head. "Look at me, how could I have forgotten about this? Damn it!"
"What's going on?"
Lao Wang leaned on the cashier's desk, wiped away the tears of laughter with his fingers, looked at Du Kang, who closed his eyes and didn't move, and then looked at Weiwei. "Sister Chu, is there anything you can't handle?"
"It's because of him that I can't handle it."
"What you said is a little interesting."
Lao Wang looked at Du Kang and Weiwei ambiguously. He was scared by Weiwei and stuck out his tongue. He obediently shut up and waited for Weiwei to explain what was going on.
"He can remember what happened before he died and even understand some of the principles of heaven and earth. It's because he is already dead. His Divine Soul is separated from his body and directly perceives heaven and earth. I have just reincarnated and signed a contract with him, which is equivalent to trapping his Divine Soul in his body. It's like putting a mobile phone in a blocker. He can't remember anything. And the most important thing is that his Divine Soul has my contract brand. No one can search his Soul by force. Once they do it by force, his Divine Soul will be obliterated by my brand in the contract, and he will directly fall into Samsara."
"Didn't you make that brand yourself?
Can't you do it yourself? "Lao Wang scratched his head, tilted his head, and asked.
"The Dao of Heaven and Earth has its own destiny. The power of the contract is above everything. Once the contract is signed, no one, including the owner of the contract, can violate it."
Weiwei helplessly spread her hands and held her chin with her small hand. "For now, we can only go to the artificial lake behind the Institute of Engineering to have a look."
Du Kang, who was at the side, trembled and slowly woke up. He looked at Lao Wang and Weiwei blankly. His eyes focused little by little. Suddenly, he let out a strange cry and jumped to the side.
"What's wrong with you again?"
Lao Wang looked at Du Kang with his finger holding his nose. He had an annoying smile on his face, as if saying "I knew you would be like this".
Du Kang calmed himself down and looked left and right again. The doubt in his eyes deepened. "I clearly saw myself in the Town God Temple. How did I end up here when I opened my eyes?"
"You have always been here and never left. As for the Town God Temple?" Lao Wang looked at Weiwei. Seeing Weiwei nod, he then continued, "This is the Town God Temple."
"Are you kidding me? This is the Town God Temple?"
Du Kang turned around and pointed at the rows of shelves with snacks, drinks, and sanitary pads. "Your Town God Temple has these?"