"Xiao Pang, let me tell you, you don't know how bitter my life is. I've been cultivating for 1500 years, and I've never killed a living thing. I'm a python, and I eat cucumbers and carrots every day. Do you know what those mice think of me?
And rabbits, geese, Donald Duck … "Weiwei held a glass of Erguotou in one hand and wrapped an arm around Du Kang's neck. Her small mouth was full of the sweet smell of alcohol. Her face was red, and the tip of her nose was almost touching the tip of Du Kang's nose.
Du Kang was a loser virgin. He had never held a girl's hand before, let alone such a close distance. Such an explosive first intimate contact made Du Kang at a loss. He didn't know where to put his hands, so he could only look to Lao Wang for help. "Burp, Sister Chu is like this.
Don't worry about her. She'll be fine after a good night's sleep. Erm … Burp, I still have something to do, so I'll be leaving first. Be careful. As long as you don't leave this place, that old ghost won't dare to do anything to you. Burp … "Lao Wang stood up shakily with his hands on the table. Without waiting for Du Kang to stop him, he turned around and turned into a wisp of green smoke that floated out of the door.
"Hee hee, why is your face so red?"
Weiwei blinked her big misty eyes and pointed her finger at the tip of Du Kang's nose. She giggled like a child. "I want chicken eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, ostrich eggs, dinosaur eggs …"
Du Kang was speechless. Seeing Weiwei swaying left and right, he was afraid that she would fall, so he held the little drunkard's arm and wanted to find a place for her to sleep first.
"Uh …" Weiwei suddenly straightened her body, and her two big soft breasts pressed against Du Kang's chest. Then she opened her mouth and vomited all over Du Kang's body.
The smell of alcohol, braised eggs, and gastric juice was as unpleasant as it could be. Du Kang quickly pulled Weiwei away, who was still hanging on him and muttering "ostrich eggs, dinosaur eggs". He took off his shirt and threw it aside.
"My darling."
Looking at Weiwei who was drooling and giggling on the ground with his hands on his hips, Du Kang could only shake his head and smile bitterly. "I must have owed you in my previous life. Alas, come on."
He bent over and picked Weiwei up. Her soft body was so soft that it seemed as if it had no bones. He weighed her a few times and felt that she was not very heavy. She was only about 50 kilograms. "It seems that the pile of meat on your chest is too visually impactful. I thought it would be at least 120 kilograms."
Looking around, he found that there was a door in the corner of the convenience store with the words "No Entry for Unauthorized Persons" posted on it. Pushing the door open, there was a stairwell leading to the second floor. "Oh my, it seems that the facilities are quite complete."
When Du Kang arrived at the second floor, he found that the layout was similar to that of an ordinary building. There was a living room, facing a semi-enclosed kitchen and bathroom, and on both sides were bedrooms, but both of them were locked. Only the master bedroom was open. Pushing the door open with his foot, Du Kang was once again shocked by everything in front of him.
At the same time, the colorful lights at the entrance of the convenience store suddenly flickered violently. Occasionally, there were two crackling sounds, and a whirlwind wrapped around a dozen paper money flying in the air.
The paper money floated to the ground, and a tall figure appeared out of thin air. Wearing a light black gauze dress, revealing a violet hollowed out bra and large areas of white and smooth skin, she walked to the entrance of the convenience store in her small leather boots. Raising her hand to push the door open, she was about to enter. However, just as her fingers touched the doorknob, the wind chime hanging at the door jingled. The woman retracted her right hand as if she was scalded by fire. Looking down, she saw five charred fingers on her milk-like palm. The skin was split open, revealing the white finger bones.
"No wonder that little handsome guy would hide here. That little bitch dares to steal my man from me. She must be tired of living!"
The woman said viciously, but her face was smiling like a flower. Her lilac tongue stretched out and licked her five charred fingers. The charred color faded at a visible rate, and her fingers became as white and tender as spring bamboo again.
The woman knew that the restriction here was powerful, so she didn't dare to force her way in. She simply leaned against the light box on the side, crossed her arms in front of her chest, and looked up at the window on the second floor where two figures were reflected. "Who's that? Open the door if you have the ability to steal my man!"
It was already past one o 'clock in the morning, and this was a college town, so the streets were quiet and the people were sparse. The woman's voice could be heard clearly from 300 meters away. Du Kang, who was hesitating whether to secretly kiss Weiwei's little mouth or not, was so scared that he almost jumped up. After listening carefully, he realized that she was not talking about him. He stood in front of the window and looked down, only to find that a coquettish, hot, and scantily dressed young woman was shouting at him. When she saw him looking at her, she immediately shut up, blinked her eyes, hooked her finger at him, and blew him a kiss.
Du Kang scratched the back of his head, thinking that the woman downstairs was either possessed by Auntie Shea or had a mental problem. He didn't know her at all, so he simply closed the curtains, turned around, and walked to the bed. Looking at Weiwei who was lying on the bed and muttering "Donald Duck, salted duck egg", he looked at the pink girl decorations in the room, the oversized dolls of the Internet celebrity Dabai, the figurines of One Piece, Naruto, and so on.
Du Kang tilted his head and thought of the scene when he was punched away by Weiwei. "It seems that this tough woman also has a little girl's side … Hey, is the woman outside crazy? Why does she never stop?"
The woman downstairs kept shouting, and she repeated the same line over and over again. Du Kang couldn't bear it anymore. He rushed downstairs with bare arms, opened the glass door of the convenience store, and rushed to the street. He looked around for a long time, but he didn't see anyone. "I heard her shouting just now. Why can't I find her when I come out?"
A gust of cold wind blew, and the paper money under his feet flew everywhere. Du Kang felt a little cold and rubbed his arms with his hands. Only then did he notice that he was not wearing a shirt. He cursed the crazy woman in his heart and turned to go back to the house to see if there was a washing machine so that he could wash his clothes. But as soon as he turned around, he felt a chill on the back of his neck, as if someone was blowing air on his neck.
"Who is it?"
Du Kang turned around abruptly, but there was nothing behind him. He scratched the back of his head and felt a little scared. He looked around with the corner of his eyes and stepped back into the convenience store step by step.
Du Kang remembered that Lao Wang told him before he left that as long as he stayed in the convenience store, he would be safe. Just now, he was annoyed by the woman's noise and forgot it in a moment of excitement.
"Big brother, where are you going?"
Just as Du Kang retreated to the door of the convenience store, suddenly a coquettish female voice sounded in his left ear, which scared Du Kang and made him jump to the side subconsciously. He turned his head to look to the left, but there was still nothing. Not to mention a woman, not even a female ghost.
"I'm here." A white and tender hand suddenly came out from behind Du Kang and gently patted on Du Kang's right shoulder.