Zhan Hongyu suddenly asked in the group: Do you believe that men can have children?
Lü Hao: Laozhan, are you pregnant?
Hahahahaha
Lü Hao: But didn't you say that you went to look for Lin Yanchen?
Why are you talking about men having children again?
Zhuo Linhui: Laozhan, what do you mean?
Don't say that out of nowhere …
Zhan Hongyu: I went to look for Lin Yanchen, that's why I'm asking you guys this question.
Tan Xiuming: I'm lucky this time. How did it go?
Did you scold Lin Yanchen?
What did he say?
Did he admit his mistake?
What do you plan to do?
I think it's better to be responsible for the child's mother. Don't you guys think so?
Lü Hao: Could it be that Lin Yanchen is pregnant? Hahahaha!
Zhan Hongyu: No.
Zhan Hongyu: Chuxun is the child's "mother". His body is special, so he can have children.
Lü Hao: This is too funny. Laozhan, don't tease me. When did you start joking?
Zhan Hongyu: …
Zhan Hongyu: Just now you said that Lin Yanchen is pregnant, then you said that I'm pregnant. Now I can't say that Chuxun is pregnant?
Lü Hao: Laozhan, are you joking or are you serious?
Zhan Hongyu: I'm serious.
See, I thought you guys wouldn't believe me at first.
When Lao Lin and Brother Chu told me, I didn't believe it either. Then I looked at his prenatal checkup record … He really gave birth to the child … That's why I didn't tell anyone.
Zhuo Linhui: I'm even angrier now.
Laozhan is too disloyal.
The child is already so big, but he didn't tell us?
Does he not trust us?
Does he think that if he told us, we would leak it?
Tan Xiuming: I remember now. Last time we went to Laozhan's house to see what kind of boyfriend he had. I said that I was bringing a gift for Da Tou, but I said it was for Laozhan's son. Their reactions were a little strange. I was puzzled. Everything makes sense now.
Zhan Hongyu: Lao Lin allowed me to tell you guys.
I made a mistake. I blamed Lao Lin.
I'm sorry.
The atmosphere became awkward.
Just now, they were all scolding Lin Yanchen.
The five of them were best friends, but none of them had a happy family.
Lin Yanchen's mother died early, and his father had a bad relationship with him. Zhan Hongyu's father had a mistress and chased him and his mother out of the family with nothing. His mother passed away not long after. Tan Xiuming, Lü Hao, and Zhuo Linhui's parents were also divorced. Tan Xiuming and Lü Hao were still fighting with their stepmother and siblings with their father. Zhuo Linhui was with his mother. His mother was in the clothing and cosmetics business, and he took over her business.
That was why all of them hated cheating.
When they were young, they said that they would never become disgusting men like some male elders. Actually, they used to play with their friends, but some of them changed after they grew up.
They slowly distanced themselves from these people, and now, only the few of them were left.
Lin Yanchen was the one who started this small group. So, they thought that Lin Yanchen cheated on them and caused someone's death. That was why they were so shocked.
Fortunately, it was just a misunderstanding.
But, it was too embarrassing.
They had to take a break before they had the face to look for Lin Yanchen again.
Lü Hao was born stupid, so he quickly adapted: Laozhan, did you take a picture of the child?
I want to see what Lao Lin's son looks like. You said that he looks like him. Let me see.
Zhuo Linhui: You accepted it so quickly?
It's a man giving birth. Don't you want to confirm it?
Lü Hao: Laozhan wouldn't lie to me, and Laozhan isn't easy to lie to either.
If even Laozhan was fooled, I'm sure I'll be fooled even more. If a man gives birth, then so be it.
The world is big and there are all kinds of strange things. Relax … You just like to think too much and bring trouble to yourself.
Zhan Hongyu: I didn't take a close-up picture. If you want to see it, I'll ask if I can. Wait a minute.
Zhuo Linhui: You're still there?
Zhan Hongyu: Yes, Chuxun's parents are very warm. I can't refuse their kindness, so they asked me to stay for dinner.
Zhan Hongyu looked up and heard the two old people's loud voices:
"Mr. Chu!
Where's your 30-year-old Maotai?
Take it out, take it out! "
"Didn't you buy Australian lobsters before?
Make it! "
"And the abalone that Old Lin gave …"
"Sigh, too bad I don't have time to stew Buddha Jumps Over The Wall. You make the best one."
Lin Yanchen was obediently helping his father-in-law prepare the ingredients. He was extremely jealous. It was his first time here and he got to eat fried rice. Why was Laozhan so lucky?
Mr. Chu was also muttering in a low voice. He said with heartache, "I usually can't bear to drink that bottle of Maotai …"
Lin Yanchen sympathized with him and comforted him, "Money will always come back. I'll bring you another bottle of 30-year-old Maotai another day."
Mr. Chu felt wronged. "Okay."
Lin Yanchen sneaked a glance at the living room. Zhan Hongyu was talking to Chuxun.
Zhan Hongyu asked politely, "A few of Lao Lin's friends and I, the ones you met last time, said that they want to see the child. Can I take a picture for them?"
Chuxun nodded. "Of course."
Zhan Hongyu walked to Chirp Chirp and fiddled with the camera. When he hid, he was almost as tall as a baby walker.
Chirp Chirp had recently started walking with a baby walker. When he saw Zhan Hongyu approaching, he was not afraid. His eyes were wide and round as he looked at Zhan Hongyu curiously.
Bao Bao's eyes were as clear as a mountain stream.
Zhan Hongyu felt as if his heart was being purified when he looked at him.
Chirp Chirp smiled at him. He was stunned.
Damn!
He was too cute!
He was a hundred times cuter than Lin Yanchen when he was young!
He could still remember how Lin Yanchen was when he first met him in kindergarten. Lin Yanchen was so cool when he was young. He dared to go against adults.
In his impression, he had never been so soft.
Chirp Chirp and Lin Yanchen looked like father and son. However, he was also similar to Chuxun. He always chose the best parts of his father to grow on himself.
It was not an exaggeration to say that this was the first time Zhan Hongyu had seen such an adorable baby. He felt that he looked like a radish when he was young.
Zhan Hongyu took a few photos and videos. Chirp Chirp was not afraid to take photos and was very cooperative.
He sent the photos to the group and received a lot of responses.
Lü Hao: "Damn, Lao Lin's son is so cute?!"
Zhuo Linhui: "It really looks like … I never thought that Doggy Lin would be the first one to get married and have a child. He is so silly. What's so good about raising a child?
Don't look at how cute they are. They are all little devils … "
Tan Xiuming: "What's Lao Lin's Bao Bao's name?"
Zhan Hongyu: "Chirp Chirp"
Zhan Hongyu refreshed the page and found that the name of the group had been changed — Chirp Chirp's Godfathers.
Zhan Hongyu: "Who changed it?"
Tan Xiuming: "Me!"
[Sunglasses]
Zhuo Linhui: "I don't want to be a father yet …"
Zhan Hongyu: "Forget it if you don't want to. Then I will kick you out. The few of us will be Chirp Chirp's godfathers."
"Old Lü, what about you?"
Lü Hao: "Yes, yes, yes, yes. I will go and make a longevity lock for Chirp Chirp now. A few days ago, I got a glass type jade that looks really good."
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Zhuo Linhui: "Wait, did you ask Lao Lin if he agrees to let us be the godfathers?"
Tan Xiuming: "He dares not to agree???"
Isn't that a tacit agreement?
Lin Yanchen came out of the kitchen and saw Zhan Hongyu playing with Chirp Chirp. Chubby Chu was next to him, wagging his tail intimately.
Lin Yanchen was jealous beyond recognition. "Why didn't Chubby Chu yell at him?"
Zhan Hongyu said innocently, "Maybe because I am more handsome than you."
Chuxun gloated. "Hahahaha!"
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