Zhuang Hanxue was 25 years old this year and had no ambitions. His biggest dream was to just eat and wait for death so that he could live a carefree and happy life every day.
The heavens were on his side. He was the youngest in the family and had a brother and sister above him. Both of them were legendary 'other people's children'. Since he was young, everyone said that the eldest son and daughter of the Zhuang Family were so outstanding. Why was it that the youngest son was a piece of trash?
He wasn't even as good-looking as his brother. However, perhaps because he loved to eat and run since he was young, compared to his brother who didn't like to exercise, he was tall and strong.
His brother and sister treated him well. When he was young, they couldn't afford to teach him how to read. When he grew up, they still couldn't afford to teach him how to work.
Even if they couldn't afford to teach him, they wouldn't force him either. If he could muddle through, they would give him pocket money as a reward. He wasn't greedy for money and had always been living a comfortable life.
When others said that he was useless, Zhuang Hanxue would reply eloquently, "What's the point of fighting?
My brother and sister are already so amazing and I'm still fighting? What's going to happen to our family?
A mountain can't have two tigers, unless one is male and the other is female. My family already has a male tiger and a female tiger. I'd better just be a little fox obediently. "
Zhuang Hanxue felt that his little abacus was really good and he was elated.
He hadn't expected that his beautiful life would be destroyed one day.
His brother, Zhuang Hancheng, was 35 years old this year. Since young, he had been a model student who followed the rules and had never made any mistakes. All sorts of awards and trophies filled his room.
When he was young, Zhuang Hanxue heard his classmates worshipping him. Having such an amazing brother was indescribably satisfying even though he was a problematic child who got into trouble frequently.
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In his heart, his big brother was perfect and flawless.
After he was 30 years old, his parents kept urging him to get married. However, he kept delaying it.
A while ago, he was forced to go on blind dates for the umpteenth time and even had to discuss his wedding. His brother told his parents that he didn't want to get married because he liked men. He had long promised to marry his childhood sweetheart.
After a huge quarrel with his parents, he gave up on the family business and eloped with his boyfriend!
Not only did they elope, they even went to Northern Europe to get their marriage certificate and sent a copy home.
His parents were furious.
Zhuang Hanxue was a little worried about his brother. He even secretly sent money to his brother, telling him to take care of himself and wishing his brother a happy life!
Long live free love and bravely say no to the feudal arranged marriage!
Zhuang Hanxue was super happy: Yeah!
Big Brother is no longer here, so no one is forcing me to work hard!
I can continue to play, hehehe.
Zhuang Hanxue had only been happy for a few days when his parents turned their attention to him.
They were really angered by their eldest son, but it was fine. They still had a son. Although he seemed useless, he was obedient. It was not too late to change their son to be the successor.
Zhuang Hanxue was scared out of his wits. He originally thought that even if his elder brother was no longer around, his elder sister was still around. Even if the sky fell, his elder sister would be there to hold it up.
His elder sister, Zhuang Hanxue, was also a top student and a famous career woman. However, they did not have a good relationship. Zhuang Hanxue knew in his heart that it was probably because his parents favored boys over girls. That was why his elder sister did not like him.
He did not expect his parents to favor boys to this extent. They were willing to let a useless person like him be the successor and turn a blind eye to his elder sister's years of hard work.
Zhuang Hanxue was extremely anxious. He did not want to be the successor. He just wanted to be a useless person who could lie down and earn money every day!
His brain was not working well. In a moment of desperation, he thought that since his parents had given up on his brother because he was gay, then he could also be gay!
How quick-witted!
However, not everyone could be pulled in to be gay with him. It would be bad if he turned out to be a real gay. Furthermore, if he pulled in a random stranger whom he had never met before, his parents would definitely not believe him.
Zhuang Hanxue thought about it and felt that Chuxun was a suitable candidate.
Chuxun did not like him. That was great!
"… So, this is the reason why you suddenly came to ask me to be in a relationship with you?"
Chuxun listened to Zhuang Hanxue, this little idiot, ramble on about the cause and effect of the entire situation.
Although it sounded unreliable, no matter how he thought about it, it was something that Xiao Zhuang would do.
Chuxun's conclusion from countless angry experiences was that Zhuang Hanxue was a lazy, unambitious, ignorant, and incompetent piece of trash. This person even thought that his greatest strength was his self-awareness.
Zhuang Hanxue looked at him anxiously and nodded his head furiously.
Now that he was not working under Zhuang Hanxue, Chuxun felt especially relieved to see Zhuang Hanxue in such a commotion.
There was even a moment where he wanted to say, "Then you should study hard and inherit the family business. I hope you live in an abyss of suffering for the rest of your life."
Chuxun was really happy to see him in trouble. He held back his laughter and coughed twice. "I can't do anything. You know that I have a boyfriend."
Zhuang Hanxue said, "It's precisely because you have a boyfriend ah. Lin Yanchen is good-looking and promising, so you definitely won't take a fancy to me, so what we have is definitely fake. He can rest assured and lend you to me a few times."
Chuxun retorted, "Why do I have to help you?
I don't want to pretend to be your boyfriend. "
Zhuang Hanxue said, "I'll give you money, okay?
Just help me. "
Chuxun asked, "But if this succeeds, your parents will kick you out of the house. How will you have money then?"
Zhuang Hanxue was suddenly stunned by the question and was dumbfounded.
Chuxun was surprised. "Don't tell me you didn't think about it at all?"
Zhuang Hanxue scratched his head. "I think … Mom and Dad won't bear to kick me out of the house. My brother insisted on running away from home and eloping with his husband. I won't do that. They'll punish me and take away my inheritance. Isn't that good?"
Chuxun: "…"
Zhuang Hanxue almost knelt down in front of him. "Brother Chu, you're so compassionate. Saving a life is better than building a seven-floor pagoda!
Otherwise, I'll be living a life worse than death for the next few decades. My brother and sister only sleep for a few hours every day. They basically don't have any rest throughout the year. Is that a life for humans?
Of course not!
I just want to sleep until I wake up naturally every day. I want to have food to eat, wine to drink, a house to live in, and money to play games. Is my request too much? "
Chuxun said, "Why did you think of finding someone to help you pretend to come out of the closet? It doesn't have to be like this. You can still discuss it with your sister."
Zhuang Hanxue hung his head dejectedly. "She hates me. This time, Mom and Dad didn't choose her and chose me to be the heir. She hates me even more."
Chuxun said, "That's why you should look for her. You should support her to be the heir and let her take over your brother in the future. She'll be responsible for giving you pocket money.
She'll get what she wants and become the head of the Zhuang family. You can continue to eat and wait for death. Isn't that the best of both worlds? "
Zhuang Hanxue's eyes lit up. "!!!"
He suddenly realized. "That's right!
Thank you, Brother Chu!
I'll go back and discuss it with my sister. "
Chuxun sent him out. "Goodbye … You don't have to thank me. I still have work to do. I don't have time to play with you."
It was Friday, the last working day of the week.
Tomorrow, Lin Yanchen would bring his father over. However, Lin Yanchen arrived a day earlier.
Chuxun had told Lin Yanchen about Zhuang Hanxue's matter as a joke. His original intention was to say that Lin Yanchen's father was an open-minded and good parent. Knowing that Lin Yanchen was in a relationship with another man, he wasn't annoyed at all and accepted it calmly.
However, Lin Yanchen's thoughts were thousands of miles away as he instantly got jealous. "Why do I feel that he might be up to no good?
Is there such an idiot in the world?
Who knows, he might be pretending to be stupid to test you. In fact, he's secretly in love with you … "
Before Lin Yanchen could finish his words, Chuxun chuckled out. Thinking that he was way too cute, Chuxun leaned over and kissed him gently on the lips.
Lin Yanchen was stunned by the sudden kiss and forgot what he wanted to say. He wanted to ask Chuxun why he kissed him, but his body moved first as he returned the kiss.
Both of their faces were a little hot.
Chuxun whispered in his ear, "My Xiao Lin is good at everything, but he gets jealous too easily. Once he gets jealous, his IQ drops like crazy."
Lin Yanchen said shamelessly, "What can I do?
A Xun, you're going to spend the rest of your life with this idiot. Aren't you afraid?
It's useless to be afraid. My father is coming tomorrow, and I still have Chirp Chirp as a hostage. You can't go back on your words. "
Chirp Chirp was playing with Little Fatty Chu.
They bought a big glass fish tank at home, and the man and dog were watching the fish together.
Little Fatty Chu observed for a while and stuck out his tongue to lick the glass.
Chirp Chirp held the pacifier in its mouth and stared blankly at Little Fatty Chu licking it with relish. After watching for a while, it took off the pacifier and lay outside the fish tank to lick the glass.
Chuxun glanced at it casually. He was so shocked that he pushed Lin Yanchen away and ran over to Chirp Chirp to hug him.
He beat Little Fatty Chu first, then gently patted Chirp Chirp's little mouth. "You're still licking the glass!
Isn't it dirty? "
Chirp Chirp thought that its father was playing with it. It didn't cry but smiled brightly. It hugged its father and pointed at the fish tank. "Fish!
Fish!
Eat! "
Under Mr. Chu's persistent teaching, Chirp Chirp could now say a few more words. They were all about food!
Things like "fish", "rice", and "meat" were all taught once or twice, and it immediately learned them. It still didn't know how to call fruits, so it called them "Guo Guo".
Chuxun was angry and amused at the same time. "You're really the reincarnation of a little greedy cat."
Lin Yanchen walked over. He was no longer angry. There was no need to be angry with his son. He would teach his son well in the future so that Chirp Chirp could learn to be independent and be a good child. That way, he would have more time to love Chuxun.
Chuxun hugged Chirp Chirp and said worriedly, "I feel like I'm not very lucky recently. I don't know if your father will come to visit tomorrow."
Lin Yanchen held his hand. "I'm here."
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