However, meeting this legendary Japanese man here, I felt that it was a bit inconceivable.
Yamamoto Noo saw that I was just laughing, so he asked with a flustered expression, "Who are you? How do you know me? Do you know Matsushita Junichi?"
I pinched my nose and smiled, "I don't know if Matsushita Junichi is in China right now.
Did you come to China to take refuge? You can't stay in Japan anymore, right? "
Yamamoto Noo raised his voice: "You are talking nonsense!
We came to China to invest and develop!
We came to China in May this year, and we are now consultants for several large corporations in China. Of course, I won't tell you which corporations, because you don't have the qualifications to know.
Now, you have to tell me who you are. How do you know me? How do you know Matsushita Junichi?
Have you been to Japan? "
I didn't answer him, and just looked at You Meng with a smile.
You Meng whispered to me, "This is fun!
The world is really small. I didn't expect to meet them here! "
I said, "Yeah!
If Matsushita Junichi was here, then it would be lively!
These two Japanese devils are classic Japanese characters! "
The salespeople were confused by our conversation, and couldn't help but look at each other, and then at Yamamoto Noo. They didn't know what was going on.
Time froze at this moment, and Yamamoto Noo looked at me and You Meng in confusion, as if he was looking for an answer. However, I didn't provide him with any clues, because it was meaningless.
At this time, the female salesperson who had been looking down on us suddenly came in front of me, slightly frowned, and asked, "What do you want to say!
Don't say long and short sentences, it makes people uncomfortable! "
I was too lazy to pay attention to her, and just held a cigarette in my mouth, and carried You Meng to the front of the Great Wall Harvard. I couldn't help but be attracted by the luxurious appearance of the car.
Yamamoto Noo seemed to have something on his mind, and took the initiative to come over and asked me, "Why aren't you talking?
How do you know Matsushita Junichi?
How do you know about that? "
I looked straight ahead and said, "I'm sorry, I want to buy a car!
Please don't hinder me from buying a car! "
Yamamoto Nofu said, "I told you that you shouldn't buy a Chinese car.
If you don't mind, I can recommend you a model. For example, the Honda Accord. That car is not bad! "
I smiled and said, "Japanese cars!
Even if you give it to me for free, I don't want it!
I don't trust Japanese cars, just like I don't trust Japanese people! "
Yamamoto Nofu said, "But the Japanese cars are really mature and can withstand the test!
Your China's car technology is backward and can't be used in the market at all. If you consider choosing a Japanese car, I can pay you a portion of the car width! "
I raised my head and smiled. "There's such a good thing?
Yamamoto is truly patriotic! "
Yamamoto Nofu replied. "Of course, I love our country and the things our country produces. For example, our Toyota and Honda are very popular in China!"
I patted the Great Wall off-road vehicle in front of me and asked, "You love your country, and so do I.
I like China's own brands!
I don't care about Toyota and Honda! "
Yamamoto Nofu hurriedly said, "But you have to tell me, how did you know about me and Matsushita? Where did you hear about it?
Don't pretend to be mysterious. You have to tell me the answer. What is going on? "
I frowned and looked at Yamamoto Nofu impatiently. "Please move aside!
I want to buy a car now. If you want to buy a car, then look good. If you don't want to buy a car, then go do what you want to do!
Don't disturb us! "
Yamamoto Nofu said again, "Then I still don't know about your poetry (matter). I think you are very mysterious.
You seem to know everything. "
I said, "I just want to remind you that I don't care what you want to do in China, or what you want to do, but keep your mouth shut, do you understand?
You don't have the right to say that China is backward! "
Yamamoto Nofu didn't say anything. He took out his phone and directly dialed a number.
You Meng and I sat down. I held a cigarette in my mouth and said to You Meng, "This little Japanese always wants to be above the Chinese. They're too naive!"
You Meng said, "I think we should expose this Yamamoto Nofu's past in front of everyone!
I'm too embarrassed to talk about it, so you do it. Just post the matter between him and Matsushita Junichi on the Internet. Let them show off! "
I turned around and glanced at Yamamoto Nofu, saying, "Why do you care about him? We don't have time to waste on him!"
You Meng chewed a mouthful of bubble gum and said thoughtfully, "Then, let's go. Why don't we not buy a car for now? What do you think?"
I pinched my nose and said, "Why not?
Since we've decided, we should go all the way! "
At this time, the salesperson who had looked down on us came over again. She took light steps and stopped in front of us. She said, "Wow, I didn't know that a security guard would know a Japanese person!"
Looking at her from a close distance, this saleswoman was quite beautiful. She had a very fashionable hairstyle and a small hole in her nose. I guessed she used to wear a nose ring.
You Meng frowned and asked, "What's wrong with the Japanese? Is it glorious to know a Japanese person?"
The saleswoman's eyes were filled with longing and she said, "The Japanese are rich!
I hope to marry a Japanese one day!
How wonderful!
Moreover, the Japanese men are all very handsome! "
Ridiculous!
Shameless!
Nowadays, little girls in China really have a sense of disconnect. Their way of thinking is completely different from ours. There are a lot of people who worship foreign things and blindly pursue foreign culture.
Marrying a Japanese, Korean, or American is the pursuit and yearning of many China's young girls. They have even forgotten their history and national humiliation!
You Meng snorted and said, "People like you are traitors in the olden days!"
The saleswoman said indifferently, "How can finding a husband and betraying a country be mixed together?
Hmph, I'll be stronger than you in the future. At least I won't find a security guard as my husband! "
After the salesperson finished speaking, she looked at You Meng with interest and exclaimed, "Hey, you're so pretty, so how did you find a friend from the security department?!
I really don't understand what you're thinking. What a pity, what a pity! "
It's true. Nowadays, girls, especially those in the late 80s and 90s, don't have any scruples when they speak. They don't care if they will bring harm to others.
They don't hide their words in their hearts. They say and do whatever they want. It makes people speechless and helpless.
You Meng's face changed and said, "You're just a small saleswoman. What qualifications do you have to look down on a security guard?"
The saleswoman with the afro said with conviction, "I'm a girl. When the time comes, my husband will take care of me. He's a man. He has to take care of a lot of people. Do you understand?"
You Meng smiled bitterly and looked at me. I gave her a slight nod and signaled her to ignore the saleswoman.
At this time, a male salesman wearing the uniform of a car company came over. After whispering a few words to two of the saleswomen, a female saleswoman wearing glasses came over to Yamamoto Nofu and asked politely, "Hello, sir. We have to trouble you to adjust your car. We have a customer who wants to test the car. Your car is blocking the road."
Yamamoto Nofu was stunned. He stretched his arms and said, "My car?
You want me to choose (adjust) the car? "
The saleswoman smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir. Why don't you give us the key and we'll adjust it for you?"
Yamamoto Nofu said, "I didn't drive here today!"
The saleswoman was stunned, "Then the Toyota Crown isn't yours?"
Yamamoto Nofu smiled awkwardly, "You're talking about the Toyota Crown at the entrance. That car is very beautiful and luxurious, but it's not mine!
Maybe when I have the money, I'll consider buying one! "
The saleswoman frowned and muttered to herself, "Whose car could it be?"
The salesman scratched his head in surprise. The other saleswoman suggested, "Let's ask someone else. Ask those customers over there if it's their Toyota Crown!
Hey, there are really rich people who come to our company to buy cars. Driving a Toyota Crown is too cool! "
Just as they were about to leave and look for the owner of the Toyota, I took the opportunity to take out a bunch of car keys. I waved it in front of the saleswoman and said, "Keys!
Adjust it as you see fit! "
The saleswomen were stunned!
Especially the saleswoman with the afro who had just mocked me for being a security guard. She looked at me in disbelief as if she had just discovered a new continent. Her eyes were wide open. After a while, she asked, "Is that Toyota Crown yours?"
I said, "The keys are mine, so of course the car is mine!"
The woman with the afro had a strange look on her face. She looked at me in disbelief and asked again, "Did you buy it or did someone else drive it?"
I frowned and said, "Is that important?
The car is mine! "
The woman with the afro slapped her forehead and stuck out her tongue. She muttered to herself, "Oh my god!
What the hell!
Nowadays, even security guards can drive a Toyota Crown! "
You Meng was angered by the words of the saleswoman with the afro. As soon as she heard this, You Meng took a step forward and shouted at the woman with the afro, "Why can't a security guard drive a Toyota Crown?"
The woman with the afro didn't get angry. She didn't talk to You Meng either. Instead, she looked at me and said, "Then you must be the head of the security guards, the big boss of the security company, right?
You're really low-key!
Nowadays, low-key is the best way to show off!
Big brother, you're this!
The real person doesn't show off! "
The Afro salesman gave me a thumbs up and clicked his tongue as he took the keys from my hand.
I said, "I'm just a security guard, not a boss!"