However, her glimmer of hope was quickly dashed.
I understood and sympathized with these waiters, because this kind of work was very humble in the eyes of most people, and drunken customers were the most difficult to serve. They were unreasonable, and they would act crazy under the influence of alcohol. They would do some childish and ridiculous things, and sometimes they would even hit people out of line.
As waiters, they could only serve this kind of customer carefully, because the manager wouldn't make things difficult for him. In order to satisfy the customer, in order to keep their job, these waiters could only swallow their tears of grievance.
However, understanding was understanding, sympathy was sympathy, I still had to do it.
I couldn't reveal anything in front of Shi Yun, at that moment, I was that drunken Zhao Long, I had to act like a ruffian, a bit arrogant, a bit domineering and impatient.
I stood up shakily with one hand holding onto the edge of the table, and fumbled around on my body for a while, then took out my wallet from my pocket, and slammed it heavily on the table, with the smell of alcohol in my mouth, I couldn't speak clearly, "This, this, this, this, we don't lack money, take, pay with alcohol, if it's not enough, then pay with card."
At that moment, I really admired myself.
I felt like I was possessed by Liang Chaowei, an absolute movie king, there wasn't a single flaw in my performance.
The waitress hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
"Give me the best in the world." Seeing the waitress nod, I added again.
"Okay!" The waitress quickly made the order, then turned around and left.
In less than a minute, the waitress came in with two bottles of alcohol on a plate, she put down the bottles, opened the caps with a bottle opener, then quickly left.
Seeing this scene, I felt it was a bit funny in my heart.
I wasn't a tiger, nor did I eat people, but in the waitress's eyes, I was scarier than a tiger. Perhaps it was the imposing manner of me taking out my wallet and slamming the table that shocked her, it was like a boss.
She didn't dare to stay in the room for a second longer, fearing that I would go crazy at any moment, and bring disaster to her.
"There's alcohol again, let's keep drinking."
Shi Yun shakily took the alcohol, and poured me another glass, another small blue pill dissolved in the alcohol.
There's no free lunch in the world.
If you want to put on a good show, you have to pay the price.
Just like those second-rate and third-rate movie stars, if they wanted to get to the top and secure the lead role, they had to accept the unspoken rules and pay the corresponding price, be it their bodies or money.
Shi Yun toasted me repeatedly, mixed with her complaints about her current life. I wasn't interested in knowing, but I didn't refuse any wine.
Glass after glass of white wine went down my stomach. Occasionally, I would pretend to be uncomfortable and turn around to retch. Spitting out a little bit of wine didn't exceed my limit.
It was already 4: 30 in the morning, and there were no customers. The waiter at the front desk had already fallen asleep in front of the computer.
"Clang!"
Shi Yun's body staggered. Together with me, we fell onto the potted plant in the middle of the hall. The huge potted plant shook and made a loud noise.
"Ouch!" Shi Yun struggled to get up, rubbed her knees, and complained coquettishly. With one hand on her waist, she pointed at the potted plant and said angrily, "You, you big guy, what's wrong with you? Why are you blocking our way?"
"What are you doing? Why are you blocking our way?" In order to make the act more realistic, I deliberately struggled to take a step forward, and even kicked the edge of the potted plant twice.
The waiter at the front desk was finally woken up by our actions. He sleepily raised his head, and saw me and Shi Yun kicking around a potted plant. He was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.
This potted plant was personally picked by the general manager. It cost several thousand kuai, and was equivalent to one and a half months of her salary.
The waiter rubbed his eyes, and quickly ran in front of me and Shi Yun. He carefully explained while checking the potted plant, "Sir, Miss, you have misunderstood.
This isn't a person, it's a potted plant from our hotel. "
"Potted plant?"
I pretended to not believe him. I bent down in front of the potted plant and looked at it carefully. I reached out and touched it, then smacked my lips and smiled at Shi Yun, "No, it's not a big guy, it's a small tree."
"What a shitty tree, it's really blocking the way!" Shi Yun complained again.
"Let's, let's go home." I shook my head, and started to walk out. However, with a "dong" sound, I bumped into a pillar in the lobby, and fell to the ground.
"Sir, there's a pillar in front, be careful!" The waiter quickly came over and helped me up.
"I don't need you to help me, I'm not drunk." I shook my shoulders and struggled out of the waiter's hands. After walking a few steps, I bumped into the front desk again.
"Sir." Just as the waiter at the front desk opened his mouth, before the other half of the waiter could say anything, he saw Shi Yun wobbling over with a smile.
My and Shi Yun's performances were very exciting. Both of us looked like we were in a daze, but were extremely sober and serious. It made the waiter want to laugh, but was too embarrassed to do so. He could only lower his head and cover his mouth as he quickly helped us register.
"Okay!
203！
206！
Two suites! "
The beautiful waiter handed over Shi Yun's ID and wallet, but after seeing the two of us, he helplessly helped her pack her bag.
"Sir, Miss, I'll take you upstairs!" The waiter quickly took the bag, carried Shi Yun on one shoulder, and walked forward first.
"No need, I'm not drunk, I don't need you to help me." Shi Yun struggled out of the waiter's embrace, and carried the bag on her arm, and leaned on me.
Pretending to be drunk is a very tiring thing, especially when facing someone who is also pretending to be drunk, you have to be on guard against her at all times, and not let her see any flaws.
Because everything you do has to look like you are in a daze, and you still have to set a trap for the other party to resolve their trap in the daze. This is even more tiring than facing a completely sober opponent.
With great difficulty, Shi Yun and I finally managed to enter the room. From the private room of the hotel to the luxurious suite, although it only took less than twenty minutes, it felt as if several long years had passed.