The mountain path was so quiet that four horse carriages could run side by side. Li Chengfeng was dumbstruck, eyes wide and mouth agape. He could not help but look at Su Yuehan. Her eyes twitched. "Young Master, is it too late for us to return to Hidden Brocade Court now?"
Li Chengfeng said dryly, "Y-we probably won't make it?"
She suddenly pointed at the two men in front of them. "Oh my, Young Master, look, aren't those the two who tried to blackmail us?"
Li Chengfeng's eyes widened. One was short, the other perverted. Who else could it be if not the two who tried to blackmail us at the foot of the mountain?
Aiya, mountains and rivers don't move, but people move on their own. We meet again here!
Li Chengfeng's eyes lit up and he almost clapped his hands and laughed. Ah, someone sent me a pillow just when I wanted to sleep!
These two liars, not only did they scam people at the foot of the mountain, they even pretended to be Hidden Sword Court Seniors and tried to scam people up the mountain!
It's fine if you met someone else, but you met me today. You've got eight lifetimes' worth of bad luck!
Li Chengfeng put his hands on his hips and scolded, "You two bastards, I'll let you off if you scammed us at the foot of the mountain, but now you're here again?
You must be tired of living! "
When they saw Li Chengfeng, they were stunned then enraged. The short one yelled, "Senior Brother, it's that liar!"
Furious, Li Chengfeng rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward. "You're the liar!
How dare you pretend to be a Senior Brother of the Spiritual Mountain Sect in broad daylight! "
The short one raged, "Bullsh * t, I'm from the Spiritual Mountain Sect!
My Senior Brother too! "
Li Chengfeng walked up to them and yelled, "Bullsh * t!
You think you can do that?
Which court are you from?! "
The perverted man raged, "We're from Hidden Sword Court! Who are you?
How dare you be so arrogant! "
Li Chengfeng laughed. "I'm arrogant?
Ha, the heavens really don't have eyes. You scammers who spend most of the day at the foot of Spirited Mountain dare to say that others are arrogant and presumptuous? "
Yuehan held back her laughter and put her hands on her hips, "That's right, that's right!"
The short man glared at Yuehan, who immediately hid behind Li Chengfeng and made a face at the two of them.
The short man raged, "We're all cultivators of the Spiritual Mountain Sect and this is the way to Hidden Sword Court. What's wrong with us standing guard and collecting money?
But you, you little brat, how dare you talk to us like that!
Are you tired of living? "
Li Chengfeng laughed angrily. "Alright alright, you're pretending to be a cultivator after scamming porcelain! You've got balls!
How dare you claim to be a cultivator of the Spiritual Mountain Sect, or a Senior Brother of the Hidden Sword Court?
If I don't enforce justice on behalf of the Heavens today, the Heavens won't be able to continue watching! "
After saying that, his figure moved and he pounced towards the two of them.
The short man laughed angrily. "You've got guts!
You dared to attack us. Just now, there were too many people at the foot of the mountain, so we didn't bother with you. Now, you actually refused to take the path in the Immortal World, and came to the Netherworld when there was no path!
Today, I'll let you know that I … "
As he spoke, he reached for the sword hidden behind his back but just as his hand reached behind his head, he saw a figure flash in front of him. Then, his Senior Brother flew out.
The short man's eyes widened as he turned to see Li Chengfeng straddling his Senior Brother, one in each hand, hitting him with both hands. As he did so, he cursed, "Tell me, are you liars?!"
The short man pulled out his sword and yelled angrily, "Let go of my Senior Brother!
I'm telling you, we're really from Hidden Sword Court, how dare you … "
As he spoke, Li Chengfeng had already slapped him more than ten times. The perverted man could only curse a few times before his mouth swelled up. He whimpered, "Stop, stop!"
Li Chengfeng raged, "Tell me, are you liars?!"
Tears streamed down the man's face as he cried, "Yes, yes, I'm a liar!"
Li Chengfeng raged, "Are you the only liar?!"
The perverted man hurriedly said, "He, he's a liar too!"
The short man yelled, "Senior Brother!
What are you talking about?! "
Li Chengfeng slapped him a few more times and yelled, "Are you two liars?
Is there anyone else who's your accomplice?! "
The perverted man cried, "No, no one else!"
Li Chengfeng slapped him a few more times. "Of course!
How can there be no lookouts in this line of work?
How do you sell the goods?
How do you sell them?
How do you split the loot?!
Where do you hide the goods?!
Tell me, tell me everything! "
The short man was tongue-tied, thinking, 'Oh my god, I know everything!
Looks like I've met the ancestors of thieves! '
The perverted man was dizzy from the slaps as he cried, "Senior Brother, I've left it all to my Senior Brothers!"
Li Chengfeng slapped him a few more times. "You're still trying to pretend to be a Senior Brother?!
You're talking about your family, aren't you?! "
The perverted man cried, "Big Brother, Sir!
As long as you don't hit me, my whole family can be liars! "
Li Chengfeng laughed angrily. "Nonsense!"
Just as he was about to hit him again, he saw the wretched-looking guy let out a scream, his head tilted to one side, and he fainted.
Li Chengfeng turned to look at the short man. The short man shuddered, as if he had seen a demon king. He instinctively took a step back, sword in hand. His voice was hoarse like a chicken's throat being strangled. "You, what are you doing?!"
Li Chengfeng got up and walked towards him. The short man pointed his sword at Li Chengfeng. "Don't come any closer, or I'll kill you!"
Li Chengfeng laughed angrily. "Alright, I'd like to see how you're going to kill me!"
The short man gritted his teeth. "Be careful, this is the famous' Flowing Wind 'sword from the Hidden Sword Court of the Spiritual Mountain Sect. It can cut through metal like it's mud and can even break hair. Not only can it behead someone from a thousand miles away, it can also …"
Li Chengfeng leapt in front of the short man and looked down at him from above as if the sword did not exist. He pressed his chest against the tip of the sword and grinned. "What else can I do?"
The short man had never seen such a terrifying devil incarnate. His body quivered and an idea flashed through his mind. He bent his legs and knelt on the ground. He kowtowed repeatedly. "Grandpa, spare me! Grandpa, spare me!"
Yuehan could not help but laugh.
Li Chengfeng pulled the short man up from the ground and roared, "Who are you? How dare you pretend to be a Senior Brother of the Spiritual Mountain Sect?!"
Before the short man could speak, Yuehan suddenly pointed behind Li Chengfeng. "Young Master, he's running away!"
Enraged, Li Chengfeng grabbed the short man's sword and swung it at him. The short man screamed and fell backwards on his butt, screaming, "I'm dead, I'm dead!"
He fell to the ground. After a while, he subconsciously touched his forehead and his body. When he found that he was unscathed, he struggled to get up.
When the short man saw Li Chengfeng chasing after the perverted man, he quickly turned and ran in another direction. Yuehan quickly pointed at him and yelled, "Hey, stop right there! You're not allowed to run!"
The short man was so frightened that he stood rooted to the ground. But as he ran and stood, his long robe was torn into two halves and fell to the ground, revealing his naked body.
Yuehan immediately blushed and spat.
Only then did the short man realise that Li Chengfeng's sword had sliced his robe open, revealing his naked body. He instinctively covered his crotch with his hand and hurriedly grabbed the torn robe to cover his lower body, then turned to run.
Yuehan couldn't help but laugh out loud when she saw him running away with his butt naked. She rolled her eyes and casually used the most inconspicuous spell. With a flick of her finger, a wind blade struck his butt.
The short man screamed and fell to the ground, clutching his buttocks. The moment he hit the ground, he immediately sprung up like a spring, clutching his crotch with both hands as he screamed in pain.
Yuehan laughed so hard she almost cried. She clapped her hands and guffawed, "Karma really is fair!
The little liar met the big liar … "
Li Chengfeng turned to glare at her. "Who's the big liar?!"
Yuehan quickly swallowed her words and giggled. "The little liar met the big hero!"
Li Chengfeng finally turned around in satisfaction. She made a face at his back and spat with a chuckle. Her eyes sparkled as she said, "You're still a shameless liar!"
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