"Baa Baa, I'm coming!"
With a roar, a gentle creature with a large body suddenly jumped into the river.
Following the lead of this Heisei man, a few others followed suit and dived into the river to find their wives.
After seeing the video circulating in the circle, countless men rushed to the Kanda River overnight. Chiba Prefecture, Gunma Prefecture, Yokohama Prefecture, Shizuoka Prefecture, Yamanashi Prefecture, and so on. Everyone united under the same banner regardless of class or region.
"What the f * ck are they trying to do?"
Seimei Shukishima wanted to mobilize the Dongjing police force and expel all these people who were in the way.
What were they trying to do by gathering thousands of men by the river? Drink water?
Fetch water?
Did Dongjing's water and transportation system regress a few hundred years back to the standards of the Edo Period?
While Seimei Shukishima was still thinking about how to expel these people, the officer next to her magically found three bottles from the official car.
Large bottles of mineral water. Was there such a thing in the official car?
Before Seimei Shukishima could get an explanation from the officer, she saw him carrying the three buckets and was about to squeeze into the river.
"Captain!
I'll go get three buckets of water right now! "
"Why three buckets of water?!"
"Because one is for use, one is for collection, and one is for preservation …"
This was the (bath) water left behind by Baa Baa after it disappeared. Drinking it would be equivalent to intimate contact with Baa Baa.
Moreover, this water might have something special about it. Maybe if he kept this water at home, it would automatically give birth to a few anime girls in a few days. When that time came, why would he still need to work? He could just bring his wives back to the countryside to farm.
Rubbing her forehead, Seimei Shukishima looked at the sea of people in front of her speechlessly. Only the skin color was different. Otherwise, she would have thought that she had transmigrated to the wet zone. Come to think of it … there really were dark-skinned wet zone people who came from the Edogawa district.
Water is flowing, and the water you guys are drinking now is flowing from upstream. Who knows what kind of strange germs are in the water?
In ancient times, Tokyo was a water city of an Island nation with many river networks. After industrialization, many of Tokyo's water networks were landfilled, and the rest became stinky ditches. Around the Olympic Games, the government issued a death order. Under heavy and severe punishment, Tokyo no longer dared to dump domestic and industrial water into the rivers. Even today, the water in several rivers in Tokyo was not very clean. Drinking it directly was no different from drinking the water from the Ganges River.
Well, because of the word of mouth that there used to be a stinky ditch in Tokyo, the residents of the surrounding counties had always thought that the water they drank was cleaner and sweeter than the water people in Tokyo drank.
Another man took out Meh Bah Zi's figurine and pillow from the trunk. After placing them on the ground, the otaku started kowtowing to the figurine.
It was so pious that it seemed to be shouting that the rise or fall of the empire depended on this one move.
“？？”
This wasn't the same as when they were young, kowtowing to ask for lucky money (Island nation had this custom …), and it wasn't like worshipping the River God in ancient times.
There was no need for the police to expel them. Shujima Seimei wanted to mobilize the artillery to clear the ground and destroy these irrational people physically.
Half an hour later, the Dongjing police started to clear out the otaku on both sides of the river. Other than a few who jumped into the river to find their wives, the rest of the otaku retreated in fear.
"Let go of me, let go of me, I haven't found my wife yet!"
"Calm down, damn it, how dare you attack the police."
"Tell me, do you want this pair of golden handcuffs or silver handcuffs?!"
Kanda Kawanaka continuously fished out Heisei men who were looking for their wives.
"Captain … the river level has dropped."
Thoughts like this, which had materialized in the human world because of the people's faith, did not appear only after entering modern society.
This seemingly trendy "faith cultivation system" had existed since ancient times in the Island nation. If one really wanted to trace its origin, they would have to trace it back to the time when gods and Buddhas were living together, the local people were living together, the anti-local people were living together, and even to the time when the Mikado Theory was born.
Today, a strange scene appeared in Chiyoda's civil servant circle. The big shots from the Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Public Security were pulled out early in the morning to be reprimanded.
These were the top big shots in the civil servant circle. Who could reprimand them?
"Are you trying to commit regicide?!"
It wasn't the Ministry of Justice or the Prime Minister who reprimanded them, but the Imperial Palace Agency that had never had a sense of existence.
As the name implied, the Imperial Palace Agency was an organization in charge of imperial affairs, such as holding ceremonies, approaching envoys, and so on.
As an organization responsible for the imperial family, the Imperial Palace Agency often did unimaginable things.
For example, when a member of the imperial family needed blood for surgery, the Imperial Palace Agency stipulated that they could only use the blood they had stored before, with the reason being to maintain the purity of the imperial bloodline.
"This is the Kanda River, the Chiyoda district!"
The chief of the Imperial Palace Agency shouted angrily. The Imperial Palace Agency didn't have much real power, and its position was more unique among the various government agencies.
Singled out, the importance of the chief of the Imperial Palace Agency was far lower than the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department.
But in a situation where he was in the wrong, the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department lowered his head like a primary school student being reprimanded.
"Not far from Akihabara is the imperial residence of His Majesty the Emperor. Now that it appeared in the Kanda River, will it appear in the water system of the imperial residence next time?!"
The chief of the Imperial Palace Agency was heartbroken, and tears flowed down his face.
"Do you want a fish monster to jump out of the pond and speak human language when His Majesty is studying the Tiger Fish? Please name my fish species to scare His Majesty!" "That's right!" Meng Qi said with a smile.
Island nation Mikado had a characteristic that was passed down from generation to generation — the study of aquatic products. The infamous Hirohito was also a fish enthusiast.
Seriously speaking, it wasn't just the hobby of the Mikado's family. Most of the Chinese people of the old Island nation had the hobby of admiring fish, especially goldfish. Otherwise, the Island nation wouldn't have been able to breed such a large number of goldfish in hundreds of years. In the modern Island nation, admiring goldfish was also a huge market.
Speaking of which, this kind of empty emperor didn't have any real power, but he didn't have to worry about food and clothing. He had a lot of energy and time, and he didn't need to eat the food of the mortal world. The entire nation provided for a family of blood-sucking worms, which was what all researchers wanted the most. This person who was about to become the High Emperor had been studying tiger fish for decades, and his standards had already reached the top of the world. Because tiger fish research was considered unpopular among the minority, it wasn't an exaggeration to say that he was the only authority …
After all, a person who studied fruit jianbing for eighty years could also become the world's number one fruit jianbing master.
And his signature was also the only one in the world … Akihito, Emperor of Japan.
When he thought of the scene where the High Emperor was admiring tiger fish in the future, a tiger fish suddenly jumped out and became a demon.
"Pfft …"
A bureaucrat of the Metropolitan Police Department chuckled by accident.
Although he quickly stopped laughing, his laughter was so ear-piercing in the quiet room.
"You're still laughing!"