Perhaps it was because he had been single for too long, or perhaps he was too good at being a dog,
Uchiha Madara had a strange discovery,
Even when he looked at a group of Huskies with their heads tilted, he felt that they were especially cute and delicate.
He had the idea of raising a puppy,
He squatted down and stretched out his big hand,
Just as he was about to stroke the black and white dog head.
Who knew that the Huskies would howl to the sky with a strong heart,
Like an unstoppable army of thousands of horses and horses coming one after another, without any explanation!
This was his illusory realm, his domain.
It was his territory -- but now,
The Huskies rushed past like they were trampling on a lawn. Countless hooves stepped on his handsome face, and the scene was out of control.
Impossible... damn it!
Uchiha Madara formed a seal with one hand,
A big move "Dragon Flame Song" poured out.
In an instant, raging flames spread throughout the entire illusion, rendering the surroundings into a high-temperature hell, blood red.
Hundreds of Huskies danced on the hot ground, howling and howling.
Uchiha Madara had vented his anger and was about to teach the blind dogs a lesson,
Who knew that the Huskies would turn pale with fright, they would raise their hind legs one after another,
They would make a "pee to extinguish the fire" posture.
Uchiha Madara was speechless.
No!
Stop!
Don't pee in my illusion!
No —
In order not to let his illusion become a public toilet,
Uchiha Madara withdrew the sea of fire in minutes,
The illusion of a ten thousand feet of ice replaced the thousands of miles of scorched earth.
Little did they know,
As the three silly sled dogs, the Huskies had a different passion for the snow.
The Huskies were stunned for a while, and in the next moment, they cheered and scattered.
They saw hundreds of Huskies running in different directions. They quickly went down the glacier and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
In the huge ice valley, only they were left singing excitedly to each other.
"Woof woof woof — come and catch me!
Come and catch me!
If you catch me, I'll let you hehehe! "
"Woof woof woof — eh, can't see me!
Look, look again, eh, still can't see me! "
"Woof woof — run!
Mom told us not to talk to strangers!
And don't play with fools! "
Uchiha Madara was speechless.
It was as if he could see his owner being cut into a hundred pieces, each piece surrounded by 4D sound effects.
A group of black-and-white dogs might need to have their brains examined. Not long after they ran out, they found a place they thought was safe and hid.
Or he would stuff his head into an ice cave and not be able to pull it out no matter what.
Otherwise, they would be crouching behind the crushed ice and poking their heads out to watch the show.
Some of them curiously licked the iceberg, but their tongues were frozen by the low temperature, causing them to scream miserably.
Uchiha Madara never knew that there was such a weird and stupid dog in the world.
At this point, how could he not understand?
Who else in the world could pull off such a trick other than the owner?
But this is really beyond his expectation, he didn't expect that the owner's spirit would be instinctively immune to the threat of the Sharingan.
Even if the protection wasn't strong enough, it was still much stronger than the opponents he had faced before.
It was just that … the more they interacted with this group of dogs, the more irritated they became.
Uchiha Madara sighed and looked up, trying to explain something.
But he saw black and white dog heads all over the mountains, they looked at him with big blue eyes, and at the same time, they shrank their necks, and at the same time, they tried to test the edge of death.
Their heads popped out, retracted, popped out, retracted …
In a trance, he seemed to hear the bright "Green Onion Song" playing in the huge illusion, in response to the rhythm of the song, the heads of the huskies repeatedly shrank and retracted … What a serious mental pollution!
Uchiha Madara's forehead bulged, and the blue chakra suddenly rose from the ground.
"Ye Jiuze!
Come out! "
With a loud bang, Susanoo's tall body rose from the ground, holding a giant sword in his hand, he flattened an entire iceberg.
As the iceberg fell, the huskies on the ice were terrified, and without saying a word, they jumped into the sea together with the iceberg.
Uchiha Madara: …
In the vast ocean, he saw hundreds of dog heads bobbing up and down, and their tragic howls lasted for a long time.
But it didn't take long for him to find that the huskies were no longer panicking, but happily swam in the winter, swimming further and further.
They swam in groups, like a group of people swimming under the bridge in front of the door. Come, come, come, count, two, four, six, seven, eight = =
Susanoo's hand, which was holding the Budo spirit, trembled slightly.
The blue giant raised his hand and covered his face, unable to bear to watch.
Uchiha Madara sincerely felt that the Sage of the Six Paths had spread his brain to the human world, but only the owner "cleverly" opened the umbrella.
'Owner, I just want to talk to you …'
Why do I have a feeling of tiredness in my illusionary realm?
…
In the end, Uchiha Madara shook hands with Ye Jiuze, sat on both sides of the low table, and explained his identity.
As he explained in depth, Ye Jiuze's expression changed several times, and slowly fixed on "numbness."
As the leader of a clan, Uchiha Madara, who was once a member of the Cat Faction, was indeed arrogant, stubborn, and cold.
But after being a member of the Dog Faction for a period of time, his personality became straightforward and frank.
He directly admitted that he was a Tibetan Mastiff "democracy," and explained his identity and profession quickly and straightforwardly stated that he wouldn't leave in the short term. But as a man, he couldn't take it for granted that Ye Jiuze provided food, shelter, and care.
Even if "fetters" couldn't be measured with money, Uchiha Madara still hoped that he could do his bit to help.
During the conversation, just like Saishomaru, he didn't fight for any benefits for his colleagues, nor did he explain any more personal matters to Ye Jiuze.
Men have a man's dignity and face. Transforming into a human form is like a hurdle. If you cross it, you can be on an equal footing, but if you can't … then sorry, you can only be a dog!
At their level, they are more used to fighting for themselves, rather than waiting for charity.
If Uchiha Madara really fought for greater benefits for his colleagues, it would be questioning their ability.
Ye Jiuze supported Uchiha Madara's idea of "starting a business," but Ye Jiuze couldn't help but want to know what kind of business he wanted to start.
"Well, democracy … no, Uchiha Madara."
Ye Jiuze looked at Uchiha Madara and asked cautiously, "Can I ask, what kind of job do you want to do?"
"If I remember correctly, ninjas usually send and receive tasks, carry out assassinations, and go to the battlefield, right?"
Uchiha Madara nodded: "Yes, I already have a good idea.
With my Sharingan, it's not a problem to get an identity; with my skills, it's not a problem to become a coach or the leader of Yamaguchi-gumi by challenging dojos. "
Ye Jiuze said indifferently: "Is it really good to say in front of me that you want to walk the path of the underworld?"
Uchiha Madara frowned: "So, mercenary?
I remember this profession is good, and the pay is very high.
The operation method is similar to that of ninjas, also send and receive tasks, and occasionally fight. "
Ye Jiuze smacked his lips: "In the era of peace, I ask you to change to a profession that is worthy of peace.
I don't want to catch a criminal in the future and have to fight against you. "
Uchiha Madara's face was very tight, revealing a majestic and a little oppressive: "Tsk, women are really troublesome, they can't do this, they can't do that.
Then tell me, what is a profession that is suitable for ninjas, and can not destroy the nature of ninjas? "
Ye Jiuze couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows and deliberately kicked the ball to Ye Jiuze: "As long as you can find it, I will take it and make a living, how about it?"
Ah, a profession that can send and receive tasks, and also fight, besides martial arts, yakuza, international mercenary, and assassin, what else can he think of?
He didn't believe that she could really come up with a better one.
Unfortunately, Uchiha Madara was a dog that only remembers to eat, not to be beaten. Any problem in front of Ye Jiuze was often not a problem.
"Ah, if that's the case, then you can go and be a courier!"
Uchiha Madara: …
Ye Jiuze's smile gradually became like that of a dog: "First of all, a courier is a profession that meets the basic element of ninja, 'picking and receiving tasks'; secondly, if the delivery is broken or late, the owner will complain and insult, and there is a great possibility of fighting."
Uchiha Madara: …
His hand holding the teacup trembled slightly.
"Thirdly, the job of a courier is a common profession in peacetime, and it will not violate the law; finally, a man can't go back on his words. I have given you an idea, please work hard!"
Ye Jiuze seemed to be possessed by the Virgin Mary, and even his voice was full of encouragement: "I believe that with the speed of the Uchiha clan leader, not to mention the whole of Tokyo, even the whole of Nippon can be monopolized by you."
"Then, I will wait to count the money."
Uchiha Madara: …
He suddenly felt that it was more practical to be a dog = =
No, no, how could he guide the owner's physical training if he delivered packages every day?!
…
All the plans in Uchiha Madara's stomach were aborted, and he almost died on the spot.
In order to force this master to work quickly, Ye Jiuze seriously drove him out with the principle of "men and women should not touch", and happily no longer prepared any food, shelter, and clothes for him.
"Uchiha Madara, you just told me righteously that I can't rely on a woman to support me."
"Uchiha Madara, if I remember correctly, you seem to have said that you can't live in my house, eat my food, and steal my vegetables for free.
Ah, what a great man, please go out and be self-reliant. "
"Uchiha Madara, you have made a promise to repay me for taking care of you. Actually, I don't have many hobbies, but I like money.
If you don't mind, give me your salary card! "
Uchiha Madara: …
Ye Jiuze: Hehe, who asked you to torture me in the illusion!
Die, you beast!
Therefore, the dignified Uchiha clan leader was driven out of his kennel by his owner, and completely became a stray dog that had a home but could not return.
When he turned around, he inadvertently met with Killer Glutinous Rice Ball, who was carrying a school bag, and the two looked at each other without saying anything, only the strange brain wave communication between them was cold and aloof.
After a while, both nodded at the same time, as a greeting, and passed each other.
It has to be said that Uchiha Madara's survival ability was extremely strong, even if it was the first time he transformed into a human and integrated into the 21st century, he could adapt to the survival rules of this world in the shortest time.
He first defeated a group of gangsters, robbed their mobile phones, money, and coats, and also robbed a motorcycle.
After that, he used the Sharingan to create an identity for himself, and kept his promise to apply for the courier job.
And in just a week, with the most perfect appearance, the most elegant delivery method, the fastest delivery speed, the most considerate and considerate service, and the highest praise rate, he won unanimous recognition from both inside and outside the industry.
Battlefield rose, there was no blind spot!
100% praise, and no customer service complaints.
There were even countless fangirls who wanted to receive the courier to marry him.
Mama, it's him, the courier man, when he smashed into my balcony like a tiger landing on the ground, the moment he delivered the courier domineeringly, I fell in love with him!
Mama, I put the balcony full of cactus, waiting for his next arrival, I must be like the thorns of the cactus, piercing into his heart …
Uchiha Madara, a terrible ninja, although he failed in the election of the village chief, he did succeed in counterattacking and became the man who contracted the entire Tokyo courier!
He was finally no longer a villager in the Land of Fire, but a real Tokyo city resident.
Wherever Uchiha Madara was, there would be courier boxes and cactus dancing — —
This was probably the will of the fire that would not extinguish for a long time!
…
Uchiha Madara was addicted to courier, unable to extricate himself.
He did think of directly killing Kudo, the predator, but in the end, he didn't do it — —
It was not because he was soft-hearted, nor was it because of the so-called moral sense.
The reason why he kept Kudo alive was to let him become Ye Jiuze's trial stone.
After being a ninja for so many years, even if Uchiha Madara was no longer obsessed with destroying the world, he was not a good person after all.
He was very protective of his food, so he regarded it as his responsibility to classify people who entered his territory.
Whether it was Ye Jiuze, Corgi, or even his colleagues who fought with him every day, he always adhered to the idea of "only he could bully", others couldn't even touch him.
He was tolerant to his own people, but he would never let them go.
He wanted to let Ye Jiuze and Shinichi Kudo, the two honest guys, understand that no matter how "special" the other party was, when they were in different camps, they could only be enemies.
Predators, after killing the person they wanted to protect, would degenerate into a predator.
The "Kudo" himself was not as moral as they had imagined.
He had seen too many hypocrites, and his experience was rich, so he would not go down the wrong path again.
However, he would never give Ye Jiuze and Shinichi Kudo any reminders.
The more they invested, the more they would understand and understand at the moment of being overturned.
Just like that year, during the battle between him and Senju Tokuma in the Valley of End …
Therefore, he restrained his thoughts and waited patiently for the arrival of the last moment.
Usually, unless it was a delivery, Uchiha Madara rarely appeared outside Ye Jiuze's apartment, and rarely contacted his colleagues.
It was only during demonic moments that he often met with Saishomaru.
The two were not good friends at all. The reason why they met was just that the combatants were itching to fight.
It was not easy to get rid of the fate of being beaten up by the feeder whenever they fought, so they had to relax.
And in order to fight to their heart's content without causing a major accident, the two sides tacitly fought bare-handed. Under the pure physical technique competition, both of them had a lot of insight.
Among them, Saishomaru's progress was simply tremendous.
If it was a comparison of comprehensive strength, the two may be equally matched.
But in terms of fighting and physical technique alone, Saishomaru was not as good as Uchiha Madara.
He was used to using his powerful demon power to release big moves, used to using claws and venom to solve problems, and used to using beast intuition to fight.
And Uchiha Madara, just the Sharingan copy of the physical technique has thousands of moves, not to mention the many years of inheritance of the Uchiha Clan, as well as the summary of the daily battle with Senju.
In the first battle, Uchiha Madara had an overwhelming advantage and beat Saishomaru to the ground.
Who would have thought that this noble son usually ignored people, but when it came to fighting, not only could he afford to lose, but he also directly sealed his demon power and fought purely with his body.
After repeated defeats, he learned from his lessons and formed his own style little by little.
Saishomaru's talent shocked Uchiha Madara.
When the second battle ended in a tie, Uchiha Madara laughed out loud, rekindled the blood of the battle with Senju Tokuma, and used his Sharingan's big move.
But Saishomaru has been a demon for 400 years, and his experience and mental power are beyond Uchiha Madara's control.
The two fought in the illusion until the sky collapsed and the earth cracked, and finally both returned to reality, paralyzed on the ground.
Saishomaru lost again.
Because he was so excited in the illusion, he directly transformed into his real body.
Uchiha Madara was an expert in dealing with tailed beasts … Shinmaru was beaten up by Indra with a Susanoo at the peak of his power.
After that, it was time to exchange tactics.
"Why don't you use Shatter Tooth?" Uchiha Madara asked.
"I can't use it." Saishomaru simply replied, "The illusion and you will be destroyed at the same time."
Uchiha Madara expressed his understanding, if Saishomaru used a sword, he would indeed be at a disadvantage: "I have fought with the nine tailed beasts, your beast physique is the same as them, they are not as experienced as you, but you don't know how to use your advantage."
Don't know how to use my advantage?
This is the first time Saishomaru heard such words in 400 years!
"Tailed beasts are the aggregation of chakra, you can think of chakra as your own demon power."
As a real strong person, Uchiha Madara is not wary of cultivating another strong person, and he even likes it.
Therefore, his explanation is very detailed, and he strives to perfect it.
There are too few people who have reached his level of strength.
Often climbing to the peak is inevitably lonely, and having an opponent to compete with can make life infinitely happy.
"The tailed beast will leak chakra and condense it into its own protective barrier, and it can also condense chakra and form a destructive tailed beast jade."
Uchiha Madara recalled, "The night when the Nine Tails fox was released from the cage, you were there, weren't you?"
"Now you can fight against Nine Tails, it's good to be able to tie, but compared to the opponent's endless chakra, your demon power will eventually run out."
"So, if you fight against Nine Tails, you will lose in the end."
"And Nine Tails used to be my psychic beast."
Uchiha Madara said harshly and sharply, "In other words, in that era, Saishomaru, you are not even qualified to be a psychic beast!"
Saishomaru: …
He didn't say a word, and his hands were tightly clenched into fists!
His self-esteem is frustrated, but because of his self-esteem, he will remember every word of Uchiha Madara in his heart.
Losing is losing, this is the result of the battle, he will not have resentment, he will only continue to move forward.
Just like when Inuyasha cut off his arm, he did not have resentment, nor did he maliciously retaliate against that stupid half demon.
The strong have the tolerance of the strong, and the big demon has the dignity of the big demon.
He pursues the strongest, and facing Uchiha Madara who is stronger than him, he feels that Uchiha Madara does have the qualification to preach to him!
"I don't know how you monsters usually do the trial, but I want to say that your training system is not comparable to us ninjas."
"But, the long life and strong body, and the recovery you show are things that ninjas can't compare to."
"You have more time to figure out and learn, and you can even practice day after day without rest.
But relying too much on the advantages of the monster itself, your vision can only see a place around you. "
Uchiha Madara's voice is cold: "I don't know what your parents taught you, but I really feel that, Saishomaru, as the heir of the Western Country, you are protected too well."
"He was born with perfect talent, but he wasted four hundred years of growth."
"With your talent, if you were in the world of ninjas, you would go to the legendary realm."
Saishomaru closed his eyes and slowly said: "Don't talk nonsense about my parents, Uchiha Madara.
Don't waste 400 years, for me, Saishomaru, that's just a snap of the fingers. "
Uchiha Madara turned over and sat up, scratching his long hair: "Ah, really a life that makes people jealous … Let me ask a few last questions, Saishomaru."
Saishomaru quietly looked at the sky, which means that he acquiesces.
"We have met in the illusion, and we have a certain understanding of each other's strength." Uchiha Madara directly commented: "In terms of sword skills, the strongest is Aizen?
Kaniko?
Swordsmanship??
Zhizheng??
Ants throw away their promise and make trouble!
"In terms of physical skills, it is me, Uchiha Madara, I think no one can beat me in a pure technical battle."
"In terms of strength, the one who stands at the top of all of us should be Yoshi Asakura."
Uchiha Madara squinted his eyes: "Psychic King, Onmyoji, according to Japanese legend, Onmyoji can make a monster into his shikigami."
"Saishomaru, you should be glad that he didn't attack you.
You are indeed strong, but your monster power is not enough in front of him. "
Saishomaru didn't have any objections, and he suddenly discovered that he seemed to be much weaker.
According to Uchiha Madara, compared to Nine Tails, he didn't have the qualifications to be a human psychic beast; compared to Yoshi Asakura, he didn't have the qualifications to be a shikigami; compared to Aizen, his sword skills were useless … thinking about it this way, he seemed to be useless.
"As for the remaining few … Gilgamesh is probably the richest?
Nine Orchid Flower is too low-key, I don't know much about him.
Shinichi Kudo is just an ordinary person, no threat at all. "
"Patriotism, we haven't officially met …"
Saishomaru looked at the setting sun gradually sinking into the horizon, and lightly said: "I should go back."
"Okay."
Uchiha Madara watched as Saishomaru turned from an adult to a child, carried his backpack, and walked towards his owner with a deadpan expression, facing the golden-red afterglow.
'I haven't seen my owner for a long time …'
Uchiha Madara laid on the ground, actually missing the taste of dog food.
…
Ye Jiuze looked at the clock, then looked at the table full of dishes, and his expression gradually became sinister.
Hehe, how many times has it been, hmm?!
It's almost two weeks, hehe, that brat Saishomaru is coming back later and later, not only does he often miss meals, but he also always smells like dirt from rolling on the ground, damn it!
'Can this young master be so torturous just because I didn't wash the clothes?
'Can this young master be absent just because I didn't cook the food?
'If you don't want to eat, then don't eat, at least give me a call.
'What's the point of making people wait, what does he take me, Ye Jiuze, as a cook?'
'F * ck, I'm getting more and more angry, just what is he interested in that he would stay outside for so long?'
'And he didn't say anything, didn't explain anything, and just stared at me like he didn't see anything, no one else has this bad temper.'
'This arrogant and cocky dog monster, how did he survive until now without being beaten to death by the group? Is it because his face is good-looking?'
'Oh, his face is really good-looking.'
'No, Ye Jiuze, hold the bottom line, now is not the time to look at the face!'
Ye Jiuze nestled on the sofa, holding a fruit knife and peeling an apple, his body overflowed with a black aura, looking extremely terrifying.
The dogs in the kennel sensibly retreated to the balcony, knowing their place to save their lives —
But Saishomaru came late at this time and pushed the door open.
There was no "I'm back", no explanation.
The child stood at the porch, changed his shoes, and put down his small schoolbag. When he smelled the smell of food and Ye Jiuze, although he didn't speak, he felt a sense of peace.
But … murderous aura?
Saishomaru narrowed his eyes, and suddenly turned his head to look at the living room.
He saw Ye Jiuze's dark eyes staring at him, with an "amiable" smile on his face, and the fruit knife in his hand sliced the apple again and again.
At this moment, Saishomaru felt that Ye Jiuze wanted to slice him like slicing an apple …
"What are you doing?"
Saishomaru couldn't help but ask. Ye Jiuze's state was really too strange, "Why are you looking at me like this?"
'Damn dog!'
'You still have a reason to ask me?!'
Ye Jiuze showed a "kind" smile, "Fuqiang, why are you coming back later and later recently?"
Saishomaru paused, but he didn't want to tell Ye Jiuze about Uchiha Madara.
Intuitively, he didn't want to mention the strength of other men in front of her, and he didn't want her to hear about his failure.
Peacocks still knew to open their eyes when they were looking for a mate. Saishomaru also cared about his reputation. Even if he could afford to lose, he didn't want to pick up on his shortcomings.
"I'm just strolling around." Saishomaru pursed his lips, and his tone was stiff.
'Oh, fuck, this perfunctory attitude, this casual words!'
Ye Jiuze sneered in his heart, "Strolling around?
Then why do you always come back with the smell of mud and grass?
Don't try to fool me. If I didn't roll on the ground, I wouldn't get this smell. "
Saishomaru calmly said, "I've been to many places, so naturally, I get it."
"Come on, you're not a neat freak, but you like it."
Ye Jiuze pouted, "Usually you're white and spotless, and you don't even leave a leaf when you walk through the bushes. When did your taste change, and you actually like to roll on the grass?"
"I said, don't try to fool me.
Even I can smell this mud, how can your delicate nose stand it? "
Saishomaru: …
He realized that he seemed to have underestimated her. He didn't expect Ye Jiuze to have such a sharp and sharp side.
"What are you trying to say?" Saishomaru felt that Ye Jiuze had a hidden meaning in her words, but he couldn't figure out what she was thinking.
"Don't you have anything to say to me?" Ye Jiuze felt that Saishomaru wasn't being frank enough. Even at this point, she was still playing dumb.
A woman's heart was like a needle at the bottom of the ocean. Saishomaru had lived for more than four hundred years, but he had never understood his biological mother's mind, nor could he guess what Ye Jiuze meant.
He felt that Ye Jiuze wasn't being frank enough. Why was she playing riddles with him?
Saishomaru's desire to live fell to the lowest point in history. "Then, what do you want me to say?"
"It's not that you have to say what I want you to say." Ye Jiuze pinched the apple, and black mud oozed from his body. "You should take the initiative to say it."
So, what was she saying?
What was this woman thinking?
He couldn't understand!
Saishomaru paused and calmly revealed a piece of information. "I'm just going to see someone."
Ye Jiuze: …
His face was slightly distorted, and the groundhog in his heart let out a high-pitched scream.
Oh, f * ck, to see someone!
A person!
Who was Saishomaru? He was a noble and cold immortal from the heavens!
Who was it? Who was it? Who was it that made him go see him?
And it wasn't just for a day or two, but for a week or two!
Every time he came back, he had an aura of rolling on the ground!
He even delayed his meal!
Most importantly, he actually wanted to hide it from his owner!
This was too much!
"A man or a woman?" Ye Jiuze put on a fake smile.
Saishomaru frowned. "A man. What's wrong?"
Ye Jiuze: …
Very well, for the sake of a man, you're f * cking late every day, don't return home, and even argue with me. Fine, fine. If you have time to see someone, you might as well not eat —
Stupid dog, your lunch tomorrow will be dog food that has expired for three days. No explanation needed!
"What's wrong?"
No matter how slow Saishomaru was, he could sense that Ye Jiuze's emotions were a little subtle. "You seem to be … angry?"
"Why should I be angry?"
Ye Jiuze: …
As if a very secretive thought had been exposed, Ye Jiuze suddenly jumped up like a cat with its fur standing on end.
He stared at Saishomaru for a long time, and finally pursed his lips without saying anything. He locked himself in the room.
Saishomaru: …
Women were very strange creatures. They seemed to be angry, but suddenly they were not. It was really … unpredictable.