Ever Since I Picked Up Saishomaru - Chapter22

After reincarnating as a loli, Ye Jiuze was physically impotent; the object of his erotic dreams was a man, so Ye Jiuze was psychologically impotent as well.

Due to the double physical and psychological blow, he couldn't bear the cruel reality and dark dreams, and began to sob in grief...

As a man, he had to preserve his last bit of dignity, so he couldn't cry!

Sob —

"You're so noisy..." Kagura turned over and yawned. "It's just a nightmare, what's there to be afraid of?"

"I'm not afraid!" Ye Jiuze took a deep breath, held it in, and said solemnly, "I'm just practicing the Nine Infant Sutra."

Damn it, he suddenly remembered that there were two girls in the room!

Sob sob sob in front of girls, did he still want his face!

No, he had to save his dignity!

Kagura:...

"What's that?"

"It's a secret book of the martial arts world."

Ye Jiuze wiped away a few drops of cat urine from the corner of his eyes and said, "The Nine Infant Sutra is one of the treasures of my Pure Yang Palace, a secret that can't be passed down.

Believe in Brother Chun, gain eternal life, practice the sutra, sob sob sob. "

Kagura didn't understand at all and asked, "What do you mean?"

Ye Jiuze put on an inscrutable attitude and said, "Do you know what sob sob means?

It means crying. "

Kagura was disgusted. "Crying... ha, only weak people cry."

"If you understand it that way, you're wrong."

Ye Jiuze slapped his thigh and instantly possessed Guo Degang.

"After all, you women... uh, what's the biggest weapon for us women?

Other than breasts, it's tears! "

Ye Jiuze stood from a man's point of view and inculcated, "Not many men can stand a woman crying, because when a woman cries, it's a great grievance.

"Girls are beautiful, and they look like paintings when they cry. Even if she wants the moon in the sky, you have to get it for her!

Because you can't bear to see her cry!

"Girls are ugly, and they look like flowers when they cry. Even if she wants new makeup, you have to buy it for her!

Because you can't bear to see her cry! "

What he said seemed to make sense …

The two women and the dog in the room focused and slowly pricked up their ears.

"A woman who learns to cry will always live a better life than a woman who is unwilling to cry. Why is that?

Because men like white lotus flowers and green tea girls! "

"Do you know the white lotus?" Ye Jiuze gave an example. "Just like Sister Kikyo."

Kikyo unconsciously turned sideways and stared at the loli's left face.

"He looks aloof and aloof from worldly affairs, but in reality, he is ruthless and cruel!"

Ye Jiuze analyzed, "For example, you nailed your lover to a tree for fifty years. It was extremely cruel."

Kikyou: …

She turned her back to show that she did not want to listen.

"Do you know of Green Tea Girls?" Ye Jiuze continued, "Just like Kagura-san."

Kagura silently turned around and stared at the loli's right cheek.

"They seem sincere and unpretentious, but in fact, they are cunning and selfish.

Ye Jiuze furrowed his brows and continued, "For example, when you exposed your chest to tease me. How coquettish."

Kagura: …

She rolled her eyes at the loli before turning around and going to sleep.

"Men are a combination of arrogance, narcissism, and narcissism!

If you want to control a man, you must first learn to cry!

Why did I mention white lotus flowers and green tea girls?

Because their appearances are excellent, and when they cry, very few men can handle it! "

Ye Jiuze recalled the tears of countless female celebrities in the movie and concluded, "When a beauty cries, it breaks her heart. How can anyone bear to hear it!"

"Sister Kikyo, if you learn to cry, will your lover still bear to find another girl?

If you don't cry, he will forever remember how vicious you were when you nailed him to a tree! "

"You need to cry beautifully, and make him regret finding a new lover!"

Kikyo's back stiffened.

"Kagura-san, if you learn to cry, will your own father not give you his heart?

If you don't cry, he will forever remember how foolish you are to be able to fight, withstand, and make use of! "

"You need to cry to annoy him, and make him regret giving birth to you!"

Kagura was dumbfounded.

Ye Jiuze regained his dignity and said, "Crying is the essence of our Pure Yang Palace's' Nine Crying Sutra '!"

"So, do you want to … cry with me for a while?"

Kikyo: …

Kagura: …

"Then I'll cry for a while more. Don't think I'm annoying, I'm practicing."

Uchiha Madara: …

"Ah —" Ye Jiuze buried his face in the quilt, feeling wronged.

He had lived too hard!

He raised a dog, but his life was gone; after his rebirth, his eagle was gone; he had a dream, but he was raped; he cried out loud, but he was despised by others = =

What joy was there in life, and what bitterness was there in death?

He was simply …

"Boom boom boom —"

Suddenly, there was an earth-shattering explosion in the distance, and a sharp whistle pierced the sky, shaking people's eardrums.

The huge sound spread along the ground, like the power of a major earthquake, and everyone was startled awake from their dreams, running out of the house.

Kikyo quickly got up, put on her witch costume, took off her bow and arrows, and ran out.

Kagura's expression changed, and she looked in a certain direction, then plucked the feather from her head and flew away with the wind.

Uchiha Madara picked up Ye Jiuze's collar and ran out the door.

"What's wrong!

Is it an earthquake? "

Ye Jiuze sat on the ground, holding a pile of clothes, and hurriedly put them on.

It didn't take long for him to find thick smoke rolling in the northeast, like a purgatory descending to the world.

That's … the direction of "Hizen Castle"?!

No wonder … Kagura couldn't wait to leave …

The Village of Rice was noisy, because the earth was still shaking, and the houses were swaying, making people feel uneasy.

Mii directed the crowd to gather in the open space, and Kikyo raised his bow and arrows to kill the monsters that jumped out of the forest, to ensure the safety of the villagers.

But if they didn't kill the crisis, the danger would still come.

Right now, there were only two or three monsters that were scared out of the forest, what if the situation became more serious, and the monsters gathered to attack?

It couldn't go on like this … Sooner or later, Kikyo's strength would be exhausted …

Ye Jiuze wanted to directly attack "Hizen Castle", but before that, he had to ensure the safety of the villagers.

"Suppression of Mountains and Rivers" was undoubtedly a good skill to save his life, but he wasn't Pure Yang Li Wangsheng, who could casually use "Suppression of Mountains and Rivers" to cover the entire mountain area, and "Golden Spear Doesn't Fall" could stand firm for days and nights = =

He was just a real man that made people tremble for eight seconds … that's all.

Ye Jiuze raised his sword, looked at the monsters that gathered from all directions, and decided to go big — Six Directions' Only!

Six Directions' Only, a pure Yang area attack skill.

He drew out his inner breath and merged it with his sword will, turning it into a sharp blade, like thousands of swords facing each other!

The sword will circulated ceaselessly, Yin and Yang were born and separated, and each sword will was extremely Yang and extremely hard, but also extremely Yin and extremely soft, the combination of hard and soft was enough to crush all strong enemies!

Ye Jiuze used "Life Tai Chi", in the blue light, the sword was divided into three Qi, six directions, nine layers … Countless sword shadows circled back and forth, and the fierce killing intent was hidden in the soft sword moves.

They emitted fluorescent light through the night, the sword light and the shadow of blood, no survivors!

Uchiha Madara stopped and looked at the overwhelming sword shadows, lost in thought; Kikyo stayed where he was, in the dripping demon blood, not dodging.

The villagers showed awe, and the witch Sui's eyes were smiling.

That was her … successor!

The immense power Upanishad, the pure and thick spirit energy, and the sharp murderous aura … This kid!

Holding the sword, taking a deep breath —

After showing off, Ye Jiuze decided to slip away.

He leaped into the sky under the witch Sui's smiling and encouraging eyes, and flew toward the city of people.

It wasn't until Kuroto's figure disappeared that Madara came to his senses and chased after Kuroto.

Kikyo silently looked at the night sky, his eyes were like ink, "Sui, that child …"

"A powerful spiritual practitioner."

Sui's tone was full of emotion, "No orthodox witch of the shrine can compare with her, I don't know her origin, and I don't intend to delve into her past."

"Shrine?" Kikyo murmured, "Sui, is there a shrine called 'Pure Yang Palace'?"

Sui was very confused, "What?"

"That child said that she came from 'Pure Yang Palace', and because she practiced 'Nine Infant Scripture', she was so powerful."

Sui was even more confused, "What is' Nine Infant Scripture '?"

Kikyo recalled and said uncertainly, "It is said that … crying will make you stronger … secret?"

Sui: …