Enkidu,
A man with long hair the color of forgiveness,
Blinking his eyes the color of forgiveness,
A nature that loved the color of forgiveness,
He was a beautiful young man who had a forgiving heart towards everything.
He was created by the gods when they were playing in the mud in the northeast,
His body was made of mud that was stained with the blood of gods. With the augmentation of divine power, he was tempered into the sharpness of a supreme weapon.
And the purpose of Enkidu's birth was to become a whip to discipline the "brat" Gilgamesh.
Yes, he was born for Gilgamesh. In the end,
He died for Gilgamesh.
Gilgamesh had two-thirds of his divinity.
He also had one-third of his humanity.
In the era of myths and legends, as the Hero King, he was the link that maintained the coexistence of humans and gods.
He was also the true King of the continent.
However,
When he was a teenager, the Hero King was a hooligan and a brat.
He didn't even give face to his parents and uncles. He didn't even care about the livelihood of the people in his fief.
He was used to being the most powerful.
Just because he found tyranny interesting, he used it to rule his people.
The people were indignant.
They wanted to be good people, but they were taught a lesson by a brat.
There was no way they could live like this!
They prayed day and night.
They conveyed their appeal to the gods.
Day and night, they clung to the statue and nagged.
The gods quarreled until they were on the verge of breaking down. Finally, they couldn't take it anymore. They decided to give the brat a meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots.
When a child was disobedient, there was nothing that couldn't be solved with a beating. If there was, then two beatings.
Hence, Bamboo Shoot … Oh, that's not right, Enki came. He came to the Hero King's kingdom, and under the expectant gazes of the gods … he foolishly lost himself in the huge forest, happily playing with the small animals.
The gods:...
Only at this moment did they realize that Enkidu was created as a weapon. He only had bestiality and no humanity.
And how could a divine armament that had no reason to speak of punish the Hero King?
In the end, the gods bestowed a divine prostitute to Enkidu and let the divine prostitute train him for six days and seven nights... Oh no, educate him. She successfully helped Enkidu open the door to a new world.
En Qi's appearance was similar to that of the Divine Courtesan, so he was so beautiful that it was hard to distinguish his gender.
As his first woman and the first teacher in his life, the Divine Prostitute deserved his utmost respect.
With this gentle and harmless appearance, he carried out the mission given by the gods and fought an earth-shattering battle with Gilgamesh.
That day, the weather changed, and the mountains and rivers were destroyed.
A large part of the landscape was changed by the mighty power of God. Countless mountains were turned into hills and plains.
The river was cut off, the rocks were broken, the mountains were broken, and the sky was torn apart … Birds and beasts fled, weapons, spears, swords, and halberds were abandoned. It was supposed to be a battlefield between two people, but it turned into a battlefield of millions of warriors!
Both Enki and Gilgamesh were exhausted and fell to the ground. Since they couldn't do anything to each other, there was no point in fighting!
They smiled at each other and became best friends.
Enkidu assisted Gilgamesh to become a wise ruler, and Gilgamesh mercilessly helped Enkidu retaliate against the gods.
The king was wise, and the country was governed.
Their lives became more and more comfortable, but a series of unexpected events happened.
Gilgamesh and Enkidu worked together to kill the "Bull" that harmed the human world, but the hypocritical gods believed that the "Bull" was a product of God because it was full of divinity.
The Hero King and Enkidu killed the products of God for mere humans, which was a great disrespect to God.
When God wanted to punish them, Enkidu willingly took it all.
Even when he died, he still smiled at Gilgamesh: "My friend, you should be the greatest king in the world!"
"Your glory obscured the majesty of God. Your existence is a legend in the human world.
God envies you and wants to kill you … But Gil, as a king, you should understand. "
"The king recognizes, the king allows, the king carries the entire world on his back!"
"Goodbye, Gil.
My … Hero King! "
Enkidu died because of the schemes of God, but he had no regrets because he understood that the concept of death would affect Gilgamesh's path to greater perfection.
He was willing to sacrifice everything for his Apocalypse.
And leading the king was his responsibility as a "teacher."
Enkidu had already prepared himself to never see Gilgamesh again, but he didn't expect that when he opened his eyes, he would see his best friend's … dog face?!
He didn't expect that his best friend, after seeing through life and death, would want to taste the feeling of being a dog!
But no matter if his best friend was a human or a dog, he was still his Apocalypse.
Especially after Gil became a Golden Retriever, ah … it felt so good!
Today, Enkidu was very satisfied with petting the dog.
…
Ye Jiuze felt that there was something wrong with the new Servant, Enkidu. Was he a hermaphrodite?
Not only was he a hermaphrodite, but he was also a dog lover!
Why was his eyes always filled with joy? Because he loved the Golden Retriever deeply … That was enough!
Enkidu, did your brain get kicked by a donkey?
The Golden Retriever is just a dog, why are you hugging it and calling it "Gil" with love and regret?
Wake up, that's a f * cking dog, not your lover in your previous life!
Even if it was your lover in your previous life, look carefully, she is now a male dog!
A male dog!
What kind of crazy things are you trying to do to my dog by hugging, touching, rubbing and rubbing it?
Do you still see me as your master?
Ye Jiuze was in a mess. Enkidu hugged the Golden Retriever's neck and shed tears of emotion. "I didn't expect to meet you again, Gil …"
The Golden Retriever barked uncomfortably and wagged his tail happily.
Motherf * cker!
You damned dog who forgets your master in the face of lust!
I have given you all the high-grade dog food!
How many times have you wagged your tail at me?
Wipe your dog eyes and look carefully, the one hugging you is a man!
No matter how beautiful he is, he is still a dog!
Don't you want your little bitch anymore?
Ye Jiuze asked with a straight face, "Enkidu, are you … the former master of Civilization?"
"Civilization?" Enkidu was stunned and looked at the Golden Retriever. "Is he called Civilization now?
Hmm … what a good name. After all, he is the king who created the grand Civilization of Uruk. "
Enkidu's eyes were gentle, full of nostalgia and nostalgia. "Gil stood on the high city wall, sacrificed the Heaven Lock for his people, and defeated the hateful 'Bull'.
He is a hero, a true king. "
Damn, is this guy a script writer?
After writing crazily, he put the dog in the role and still firmly believed that the dog was the king?
Ye Jiuze took a deep breath and realized that the summoning circle given by Wild Goose Night was poisonous!
Why were these two troublesome fellows so troublesome?
No, impossible, he would never be like this!
This Enkidu is definitely an exception!
He must be!
However, Ye Jiuze did not expect that not only did Enkidu's "madness" not get better, but it even spread like a virus in the mansion.
The new servant emphasized that he understood the beast language and could translate the dog's words.
Ye Jiuze was curious and decided to give Enkidu a chance to express himself. "Then tell me, what does my Samoyed want to say to me?"
Aizen smiled, but it was reserved.
The Tibetan Mastiff had the support of Senju Tokuma, the Golden Retriever had the protection of Enkidu, and the White Firewood had the protection of its owner …
Haha, I really can't bear to see them living a better life than me!
Aizen "obediently" raised its head and softly barked, [Stupid master!
You are so ugly!]
"What is it saying?"
Enkidu straightforwardly translated, "Foolish master!
You are so ugly! "
Ye Jiuze was speechless.
"Enkidu, I will give you a chance to reorganize your words." Ye Jiuze pointed at the Samoyed. "Tell me, what did it just say?"
Aizen was still barking in a very gentle tone, [Master!
I really didn't expect you to be deaf at such a young age!]
Enki was very professional, translating with perfect articulation: "Master!
I really didn't expect you to be deaf at such a young age! "
Ye Jiuze was speechless.
Go to hell!
You animal!
Ye Jiuze put down White Firewood, drew out a long sword from his back, and pointed it directly at Enkidu's throat, "Enkidu!
Do you have a problem with me? "
"Master, I think you misunderstood something," Enkidu sincerely said, "This is not my intention, this is the dog's intention …"
Ye Jiuze thought of the Samoyed's gentle appearance, "Who are you kidding?
The Samoyed is such a gentle dog, it even uses its paw to gently pat people when they wake up. How could it scold me? "
Aizen continued to bark, [I am scolding you. Why do you have to find an excuse for your stupidity?]
Enkidu felt that there was an irreconcilable conflict between the master and the dog, and he needed to contribute to their harmonious coexistence.
Thus, the first step was to convey the message of both sides.
"I am scolding you. Why do you have to find an excuse for your stupidity?"
Ye Jiuze was speechless.
Enkidu had been summoned for less than three hours, and he had completely fallen out of favor.
He was recommended by Ye Jiuze to be a helper at the pet hospital with a fake smile.
Moreover, they were considered "master and servant", so Ye Jiuze sincerely advised him to translate the pet's words for the pet owner, so that they could improve their relationship.
Enkidu took the order, sighed, and rubbed the golden retriever's head, as if there was no one else around, and said, "Gil, what do you want to eat tonight?"
The golden retriever barked.
Enkidu chuckled, "Okay."
So, at midnight, the golden retriever ate the sumptuous meal with soup and meat, while the other dogs looked at the mushroom rice in the dog bowl … and fell into a long silence.
Ye Jiuze was speechless.
He had never seen a servant who was worse than Enkidu. Didn't they think about the master when they brought supper?!
…
These days, the servants were unreliable.
When Ye Jiuze was feeling depressed, Dilumuddin was worried about his master, so he sneaked back to see him.
But when he opened the door, he bumped into Enkidu, who was also a Lancer.
Lancer Dilumuddin instantly pulled out the brush on his back, "Uh, sorry, I took the wrong weapon."
Enkidu's eyes moved from the brush to Lucien's face, "Excuse me, you are?"
"Dilumuddin, the servant of the master of this mansion," Dilumuddin said frankly, "You are …"
"What a coincidence." Enkidu smiled, "I am also the servant of the master of this mansion, Enkidu."
Dilumuddin: … Master has another spearman?
Why?
Why did master have another spearman after he had him?
Was it because he was not good enough?
Dilumuddin broke into the mansion, but he didn't find Ye Jiuze.
He frowned, stepped into the courtyard, and found Senju Tokuma who was planting mushrooms.
Senju Tokuma wiped his face and replied, "She went out, well … Since I lost the bet, we had to eat mushroom rice twice. She couldn't stand it anymore and said she wanted to be self-reliant."
"Self-reliant?" For some reason, Dilumuddin felt a little uneasy, "Where is she?"
"Hua Xia's Restaurant."
Dilumuddin came in a hurry and left in a hurry.
Enkidu was sitting in the courtyard, combing Gilgamesh's hair and putting the golden chestnuts into a small basket.
Gil liked to collect treasures, and his master also liked shiny gold.
They must be getting along well!
Enkidu was happy for Gil to have a group of "friends".
Gilgamesh squinted her eyes in enjoyment, "Enkidu, is the pet hospital fun?
You go out early and come back late every day, and you always report your schedule to that little guy. "
Since Ye Jiuze was the master of Enkidu, Gilgamesh no longer addressed him as a "mongrel" in private, out of respect for his close friend.
"Master has other intentions," Enkidu said.
"Other intentions?"
"Do you really think I'm working in the pet hospital?"
Enkidu laughed, "Master told me that since I know the language of beasts, I should use the power of animals to find the remaining masters and servants."
Golden Retriever was slightly stunned, "That little guy has such a mind?"
"Gil, we can't look down on anyone," Enkidu said softly, "Not everyone can have me and you at the same time."
Golden Retriever closed his mouth and became silent.
Enkidu was right, not everyone could give their spiritual power to the dog and still provide magic power for four servants.
His master had already surpassed his understanding of human abilities.
Moreover, he and Enkidu both had divinity and godhood, so to summon them required more than just luck …
Gilgamesh said in a low voice, "Then did you find the remaining masters and servants?"
"I didn't let you down," Enkidu said, "Why do you think Master went to Hua Xia's Restaurant?"
"The animals brought news that a person with a strange aura often goes in and out of a Hua Xia's Restaurant, especially the mapo tofu there."
"And when Master heard the news, she excitedly went to apply for a chef position."
Gilgamesh: "Chef … what did she do?"
"She went to poison it!"
Gilgamesh: …
…
Saishomaru felt that he would rather face a hundred retarded Inuyasha than face a troublesome Ye Jiuze.
She carried him to the Huaxia restaurant and used all her strength to barge into the logistics department. With her glib tongue, she convinced the Cantonese owner of the restaurant and said that the Hokkien dishes she made were especially delicious.
This sentence moved the Cantonese boss, and he said that as long as Ye Jiuze's cooking could impress the two Fujian people, he would save some of the chef's position in the future.
Cantonese people really loved Fujian people!
She even thought of them when she was cooking!
Ye Jiuze was extremely touched, threw the dog in his arms onto the chopping board, and picked up the kitchen knife.
The young man next door was stunned, "Big girl, are you going to slice the dog and cook it?"
Saishomaru: …
They were obviously speaking different languages, so how did he understand what they were saying?
"Ah, not slice!"
Ye Jiuze immediately carried Fu Qiang down. "I threw the wrong ingredient, it's so white, I thought it was a piece of tofu."
Saishomaru: …
Then, Saishomaru squatted by the chopping board and watched as Ye Jiuze picked up a piece of tofu that was about the same size as him, and slapped it on the chopping board.
She sharpened the kitchen knife twice, cut the tofu, and … cut it into eight pieces!
Saishomaru: …
He calmly watched as Ye Jiuze heated the big pot until it turned red, added oil, and poured in the fragrant ingredients.
Fennel seasoning, sweet and sour salt sauce … When she picked up a big basket of chopped chilies and poured them into the pot, a strong spicy smell immediately spread throughout the kitchen.
Mapo Tofu — Sichuan's most precious treasure!
Just the spicy smell alone was enough to make one's nose happy!
White Firewood sniffled and couldn't help but cry out, "Achoo —"
"Fu Qiang!"
Ye Jiuze put down the pot anxiously and hurriedly carried him to the tofu trough. "You can sneeze, but don't sneeze into the pot, we can't afford to pay for this."
Saishomaru: …
Was he, Saishomaru, less important than a pot of tofu?
The young man next door picked up the knife. "Old Chen!
Bring a piece of tofu over!
There's no more ingredients for steamed eggs with tender tofu! "
"Hey!
Great! "
Old Chen quickly stepped forward, pushed up his reading glasses, and scooped up White Firewood who was next to the tofu trough. He shouted, "Which idiot put the tofu in the trough?
Damn it, let's go! "
Old Chen held White Firewood and dipped it into the water. The water rippled up and down, almost ignoring White Firewood's struggle.
Then, he threw the piece of tofu that was still warm on the young man's chopping board, and the young man … picked up the kitchen knife and straightened White Firewood, ready to —
The young man looked into a pair of dark golden eyes full of anger, and with a clang, the kitchen knife fell to the ground.