The five dogs had solemn expressions on their faces.
Their gazes were glued to the "Encyclopedia of Female Physiological Knowledge",
When the pages of the book were flipped on the dog paws,
The illustrated explanation inside made them stare blankly.
Although they knew that the existence of women was indispensable,
They had never really understood their bodies.
They did not expect that the growth of girls would be accompanied by blood,
And they would toss and turn for seven days, every month, every year.
No wonder they would always be on the verge of death for a few days and would be listless in everything they did.
Their faces were pale and they had a violent temper. If they did not agree with each other, they would slap their faces.
They could not help but recall the years when they were big shots. Even at their peak, they could not bleed for seven days and seven nights.
They thought that they were noble and unsullied by women, but they did not expect that their survival instincts told them to stay away from the threat of women.
The five dogs were silent for a moment,
They continued to flip through the pages with trembling paws,
From time to time, they would whimper and communicate in a language that only dogs understood.
Safety pants, tampons, menstrual cups, painkillers,
Brown sugar ginger tea was a must,
If it did not work, send them to the hospital = =
The thickness slowly became lighter,
The pictures were even more shameless.
The action blockbuster of the island country was actually printed on the encyclopedia.
Ninety-nine eighty-one styles,
Seven by seven forty-nine days, the embryo landed on the hotbed,
The genes began to change.
Neon was open about sex and never avoided describing it.
Bold and direct,
Wanton and simple.
There was a massage stick in front of him,
There was a vibrator in front of him,
There was a thick and long function,
It was guaranteed to be even more intense than a real man!
The dogs were speechless.
Uchiha Madara took a deep breath and said seriously, "The content after that... is still too early for the owner."
Nine Orchid Flower frowned to express his understanding, "It's too early. Marriage at sixteen... it seems that none of the men around the owner can stay. It's too dangerous."
It was indeed dangerous. A girl's menstruation meant that she was sexually mature. Although the owner was young, she had also reached the age of love.
It was better to be safe than sorry. Girls needed to be pampered, but pampered girls were easy to deceive!
Look at the men around the owner — Kimimaro was a cold and loyal dog, Senju Tokuma was mature and cheerful, Enki was androgynous, and Dilumuddin was infinitely charming..
They were good-looking enough to satisfy any woman's needs for a man's childhood, adolescence, adolescence, and maturity. In addition, each of them had outstanding abilities and excellent figures. They were simply mobile hormones that specialized in bewitching young girls!
If the owner fell in love with one of them, then … their beds would be gone, the quality of their dog food would decline, and they would lose their status in the family. They might even have indigestion when absorbing spiritual energy.
It was written in the books that when a woman fell in love with a man, he would be the only one left in her eyes. She would think of everything for him and arrange everything for him. She would love him so much that she would give her body to him and even bear his children!
What if the man said, "I want to eat dog meat hot pot today?"
Die!
Wild man!
Don't even think about seducing the owner!
What were they waiting for? They had to be on guard!
Gilgamesh licked his claws. [This King has yet to recover his physical body. I will not allow any unforeseen events to happen … Well, tear these pages!]
Tearing books?!
Eh!
What a great idea!
Uchiha Madara tore the "Complete Explanation of Male and Female Sexual Relations" out of the book. He even considerately tore it into pieces.
Saishomaru suddenly said, [If she were to come back and see the pieces …]
Dogs fell silent … Oh, if the owner were to come back and see the pieces, they would definitely be beaten up.
In addition, the owner was in her menstrual period, so she might beat them even more wantonly.
If they were not careful, they would lose their lives …
Uchiha Madara took a deep breath and formed a seal with his paws with great difficulty. He spat out a tiny fireball and burned the pieces to ashes.
But at this moment, Aizen felt that something was amiss. [The pages are incomplete and not thick enough. Just the feel of it is wrong. She is very sensitive.
If she were to be discovered …]
[Then let's frame Senju Tokuma.]
Uchiha Madara conned his best friend with a deadpan expression. [It's best if the owner completely dislikes him.]
Aizen glanced at him and said in a subtle tone, [How are we going to frame Senju Tokuma?
Have you forgotten that we are dogs …]
That's right, they were dogs … Would the owner listen to dogs or humans?
Was there a need to ask?
Given that they had "numerous criminal records", the owner would definitely pick up a broom and beat them up first!
So the problem was, how were they going to solve the problem of the pages? Tearing up the book was a momentary pleasure, but how were they going to fix the crematorium?
Fortunately, their brains were still online. After remembering the size of the pages, the five dogs quickly jumped out of the ward and swarmed to the nearby library.
As bosses, they still had the dignity of bosses. Stealing books was something they could never do.
So, they rolled into the library's "dump" and pulled out a pile of old newspapers.
They used their paws to cut them into the size of a book page. After organizing them, they immediately brought them back to the "Encyclopedia of Knowledge".
Seeing that the completed book was not damaged at all, the five dogs finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Well, they were also fighting hard to save their dog lives today.
…
Ye Jiuze managed to scam Yanfeng Qili, kill two birds with one stone, kill Toshinobu Toshinobu, and finally take down Wei Gongsei. He felt that his future was bright.
He also reached an agreement with the "electroshock professor", Miss Sadako, and lost his teammate, Dilumuddin, the handsome Skybreaker. He was so happy that he could even ignore the pain of his period.
But all his good mood only lasted until the moment he picked up Kenneth's call across the ocean —
Kenneth had been riding high recently. After Ye Jiuze represented the Archibald Family in the competition, he had overcome all obstacles and defeated countless masters and servants. He had the biggest chance of winning the Holy Grail War with an overwhelming advantage.
He had thought that victory was in his grasp and that getting the Holy Grail was only a matter of time.
But he did not expect … His student Weber and Weber's servant Iskandar to be so arrogant in the United States, and they had not been dealt with yet?!
The last pair of masters and servants should be a piece of cake for Ye Jiuze!
In order to reap the fruits of victory as soon as possible, Kenneth was eager for quick success and urged Ye Jiuze to think of a way to defeat Iskandar and force Weber out of the game. This way, Archibald Family would be the biggest winner!
But Kenneth did not expect Ye Jiuze to be on his irritable period.
"Motherf * cker, Kenneth!
I dare you to say that again! "
Ye Jiuze grabbed the phone and cursed. "I'm seriously injured and bleeding, and you still want me to fight the Conquest King?!"
"I didn't ask you to directly …"
"Shut up!
Did I allow you to speak? "Ye Jiuze picked up his sword. The five dogs smartly retreated far away." I'm telling you, I'm on strike!
I'm tired and I want to rest!
I'm done! "
"You're treating the Archibald Family as …"
"Did I allow you to interrupt when I was speaking?" Ye Jiuze roared even louder. "If you keep blabbering, I'll chop off your little brother!
I'll let you experience what it's like to wear sanitary pads! "
Kenneth was speechless.
Okay, he knew the reason for her irritation.
"Why aren't you talking?
Are you out of words? "
Ye Jiuze's combat power increased exponentially, and he became more and more energetic as he continued to argue. "If you're not happy, then hold it in!
If you can't hold it in, I'll stuff an extended version of Night into your mouth! "
Kenneth was speechless.
He took a deep breath and pressed down on his throbbing temples. "Six fried dough twists!
You really should have been educated as a lady. You don't have the gentleness, politeness, and elegance of a woman!
You even sound like a rude man! "
Unexpectedly, as soon as he said this, Ye Jiuze suddenly relaxed his brows and retracted his aggressive aura. "That's right, you have good taste!"
Kenneth was speechless.
Why … Why was it that every time he spoke to her, the topic would veer in a strange direction?
Why was that?
Weren't they discussing how to resolve the matter of Weber and the Conquest King?
However, Kenneth never expected that not only could Ye Jiuze change the topic, but he could also change the topic of the Milky Way.
"Kenneth, on account of your praise, I'll give you a suggestion to improve your family's reputation."
Ye Jiuze said solemnly, "The Holy Grail War is only temporary, but your Clock Tower Academy will last forever."
Kenneth's eyes darkened and he frowned. He was instantly led into a trap. "What do you mean?"
"The Holy Grail War … may last ten or forty years … The cycle is too long. If all the magic families rely on the Holy Grail War to determine the winner, it's too childish."
Ye Jiuze smiled and said, "I suggest you start anew and open a new campus."
Kenneth held the microphone. His intuition told him that he was about to hear an extremely beneficial suggestion.
He lowered his voice. "Tell me about it. I'm interested."
"Open a new campus. It's different from the existence of the Clock Tower. It's a place controlled by you alone."
"Lower its threshold and accept students with magic talent."
Ye Jiuze played with the ends of his hair and revealed a mischievous smile. "There are a lot of commoners, and many of them have outstanding abilities.
For example, in this Holy Grail War, I'm a living example. "
Kenneth paused. "I'm a noble. If I lower the threshold, then … how will the nobles view me?"
"Tsk, who's not a peasant eight generations ago? Who's a noble?"
Ye Jiuze said disdainfully. "If you really value the so-called bloodline, you might as well set up an academy for nobles in the school."
"While I'm the champion of the Holy Grail War, you have enough advantage to recruit talents from the nobles."
"And with the talents in your hands, no matter who is chosen in the next Holy Grail War, who participates, and who wins, it's possible that they'll fall into your sphere of influence."
Kenneth's eyes lit up.
"Compared to you and your family doing it alone, the academy can link all the interests together."
Ye Jiuze continued. "And, no matter who wins in the end, it won't shake the position of the Archibald Family."
"Putting students from different classes together will make the competition stronger … After ten or forty years, I don't believe that any family will be able to cultivate people who can surpass this academy."
Ye Jiuze narrowed his eyes. "The academy will continue to grow and become more authoritative.
The children that each family cultivates will not be sent out.
They will choose you instead … In this way, you'll never lack talents. "
And the tragedy of Sakura Jiatsuru would never happen again!
Kenneth was tempted. "… Tell me the plan, tell me your conditions."
"Six Fried Dough Twist" should have a mental draft for something that she could say.
Since there was a ready-made plan, there was no need for him to waste his brain.
And Kenneth still remembered that this was a "cooperative relationship." If what he offered didn't satisfy the other party, then what he said today … she could choose to tell someone else.
But … the proposal to create an academy and gather talents, as well as the huge prospects that this proposal would bring, was a future that he couldn't imagine!
Perhaps it really would have the ability to change the Holy Grail War and control the Holy Grail!
"Conditions …" Ye Jiuze thought for a moment. "I don't have many requirements. First of all, please give the magic academy that you're going to create a nostalgic and resounding name."
"Hmm?"
"Let's call it 'Hogwarts'!"
…
After throwing out a bunch of nonsensical drafts to trick Kenneth away, Ye Jiuze knew that he could rest in peace for the next few days, and that no one would come to harass him!
He rested in peace, ate in peace, and drank brown sugar water in peace … until Ye Jiuze discovered that the berserker Lancelot was locked up in the madhouse with the highest walls, the tightest security, and the safest security measures in Fuyuki City.
Damn it!
Can't you just let me bleed in peace?
Ye Jiuze bitterly crawled out of bed, drank a bowl of brown sugar water, and stormed to the madhouse.
To be honest, he was glad that Lancelot was in the madhouse and not locked up in a zoo.
After all, Lancelot was injected with anesthetic that was enough to turn over an elephant before he was successfully captured by humans!
That was why it was difficult to get him out, because he was locked up in the lowest level of the madhouse …
In another time and space, Ichizen Ichizen was leading a team to Osaka City to get his younger brother; in this time and space, Ye Jiuze was leading a dog and a heroic spirit to the madhouse to get his younger brother … This was destined to be a night of luck.
Ye Jiuze left the hospital, and Saber, who had been dug out from the ruins, was sent in. She was lying on the hospital bed that Ye Jiuze had rolled over.
Coincidentally, Wu Mi was unable to find Emiya Keisei, so she rushed to Ye Jiuze's ward with a gloomy expression. She was about to interrogate Ye Jiuze three times, but she didn't expect to run into her heroic spirit teammates.
Wu Mi and Saber looked at each other for a while, then stared at the dog's fur on the bed, and fell into silence.
Five minutes later, they packed up and embarked on the road to find Ye Jiuze.
They used all kinds of methods and even used the power of the Einstein Baylon family to conduct a carpet search, but they couldn't find any trace of Ye Jiuze.
It was as if she had evaporated from the world, suddenly disappearing without a trace.
At this moment, Wu Mi was even more convinced that there must be a suspicious master hiding behind the scenes, and that this master was the biggest winner of this Holy Grail War.
And Ye Jiuze disappeared just like Emiya Keisei!
It seemed that Ye Jiuze really wasn't the one who killed Keisei. Wu Mi blamed her wrongly …
Wu Mi heaved an inward sigh of guilt.
However, assassins were very professional.
After feeling guilty, she locked all her targets on the last master — Wilbur!
Iskandar left for three days, and in these three days, Yanno Chiri, Toshiomi Tokusaka, Emiya Keisei, and Ye Jiuze disappeared one after another!
As expected … this was Rider's doing!
Hehe, even if you killed Keisei, don't even think about getting the Holy Grail!
Wu Mi and Saber hid in Fuyuki City together, waiting for the Conquest King to return.
On the first night Iskandar and Wilbur returned to Fuyuki City, they faced Saber!
Since Wilbur had exhausted all his energy in raising the husky, Iskandar didn't have enough mana to fight, but he still managed to fight Saber to a draw.
When the two of them fought with all their might and fell to the ground, and when the port of Fuyuki City was smashed into ruins by the surging force, the Conquest King and the Knight King looked at each other and suddenly let out a carefree laugh.
As a king, he should fight like this!
Not for fame, not for profit, only for the sword in their hands, only for the faith in their hearts!
To be able to fight with such a hero in the Holy Grail War was truly a great blessing in life!
Iskandar was enjoying himself, and so was the Knight King.
They had thought that they were the only two Heroic Spirits left, and that they were about to end the Holy Grail War here.
But unexpectedly —
Ye Jiuze dragged his family and dog over to the source of the energy wave. He looked at the heavily injured Conquest King and Knight King, then at the dumbfounded Wu Mi, and then at Wilbur, who was being dragged around by the husky, and a meaningful smile suddenly appeared on his face.
"I didn't expect to get such a great bargain after a trip to the mental asylum."
Wu Mi was speechless.
No … No way, impossible, it couldn't be — did she make a mistake in judgment?
Ye Jiuze clapped his hands. "Senju Tokuma, capture them!
These are the spoils of war! "
Everyone was speechless.
Wilbur was trampled to the ground by the husky, and he couldn't help but shed bitter tears.
He had come to participate in the Holy Grail War to prove himself, so why was he captured the moment he returned?