Many years later..,
When White Boy recalled his first encounter with Ye Jiuze..,
He only wanted to curse in a sorrowful voice, "Women are all pig trotters!"
Just because I asked you one more question when I was checking the household registration in the "Maple Village"..,
I was locked up by you for nine years of compulsory education.
You forced me to learn math, language, and English..,
And f * cking added physics, chemistry, and biology.
You promised to give me freedom..,
You urged me to go to Harvard, and if I didn't get first place in the exam, I would be beaten. I was forced to study for a PhD after graduation.
What f * cking postdoc? My head was almost bald, and I finally became a professor.
I, who was successful in my studies, was forced to go to China..,
I went on a bunch of blind dates..,
And I was still a single dog.
You had an addiction to abusing me. You just patted your butt and left, and you even left so cleanly = =
In order to take revenge on you..,
I went into the scientific research institute.
When I make a nuclear warhead..,
I must blow up the Western Countries!
Ah..,
Today, the White Boy is also studying hard! = =
Unfortunately, time flowed to the first day of the cause and effect,
As the number one "Big Pig Trotters", Kagura did not leave a word about Ye Jiuze to White Boy.
She left the team state like the wind,
She turned around and left like the wind, giving White Boy a "crazy" future.
At that time..,
White Boy was sitting on the back of the demonic horse Yanhou,
He stared at Ye Jiuze condescendingly,
At the same time, he wondered why his "Mind Reading" failed,
At the same time, he felt that Ye Jiuze's "pretended" calm and composed attitude was ridiculous.
A mere human dared to provoke him?
He probably thought that he had lived for too long.
Although she was indeed very powerful and could kill hundreds of monsters by herself, she was still a step behind when facing him, who was riding on the demonic horse Yanhou.
After all, he occupied the vantage point of the sky, and as a human, she could not fly.
When the air force with high flexibility fought against the fully equipped army, most of the time, the army was the one at a disadvantage.
However, Ye Jiuze's tactics could not be explained with common sense.
He killed a bunch of monsters with a long sword and stood in the smelly dregs on the ground. He raised his neck and stared at the flaming hooves of the demon horse under White Boy's crotch. Then, he fell into a long contemplation.
It was a horse, a horse with raging flames as its mane and scarlet flames as its wings!
In ancient times when resources were scarce, the valiant and formidable-looking Red Bull was a mount that every man dreamed of riding!
It was a Rolls-Royce Phantom, the ultimate of Ferrari and Bugatti!
It was a divine tool for showing off!
Every man had a hobby of collecting Transformers when they were young, and collecting limited edition shoes and luxury cars when they grew up.
It was just like how women liked to collect Barbie dolls when they were young, and collect limited-edition bags and lipstick when they grew up.
As a boorish man, Ye Jiuze didn't have a lot of money to satisfy himself in real life, but in the virtual game, he was as excited as if he were on drugs.
He had caught Qilin Colt, Red Snake, Lightning, and Jue Chen. He also spent a lot of time snatching Flying Sand and Red Rabbit from the major studios.
Countless attempts to catch horses, whether successful or failed, gave Ye Jiuze a lot of experience points.
First of all, the player had to prepare the horse lasso-
In front of White Boy, Ye Jiuze took out the highest level "Green Bamboo White Jade Rope" from his [Backpack].
This horse lasso was very exquisite. It was a pole engraved with patterns, and the upper part was carved with a horse's head. It was small and exquisite, and it was easy to carry.
If it was not used, it would be as harmless as a beautiful pendant.
Without the convenience of mind reading, White Boy just frowned and didn't realize any danger.
Therefore, he lost the first chance to retreat = =
Secondly, the player had to estimate his stamina and energy values —
Horse lassoing was a tiring job. Whether it was waiting, catching, or taming, it took a lot of time.
It took him a year to catch the Red Rabbit colt, and the demonic horse in front of him must be a more troublesome existence.
In front of White Boy, Ye Jiuze took out all kinds of buffs from his [Backpack] to replenish his mana.
White Boy was impatient. He raised the long saber in his hand and was ready to slash at her!
Therefore, he lost the second chance to retreat = =
Finally, the player had to be like the generals of the Heavenly Plan Palace and prepare the artifact — Imperial Bamboo Grass!
Imperial Bamboo Grass, Sword Net, was a high-grade purple-quality horse grass. It was the favorite tool of the cavalry of the Heavenly Plan Palace to pick up girls.
In the eyes of the soldiers of the Heavenly Plan Palace, the Imperial Bamboo Grass was a treasure of the world, a token of love, and a holy light in their hearts!
Falling in love with one's own horse and accompanying it to eat grass was the most touching love in the Heavenly Plan Palace.
In front of White Boy, Ye Jiuze took out a fragrant Imperial Bamboo Grass from his [Backpack].
White Boy rode his Flaming Hooves and swooped down like an arrow leaving the bow. He came aggressively and burst out with 200% of his strength!
Therefore, he lost the third chance to retreat = =
The demonic horse's Flaming Hooves could swallow the mountains and rivers, and its speed was as fast as lightning.
At the moment when the group of dogs couldn't help but rush up to stop him, Ye Jiuze calmly cast a "Life Tai Chi"!
Ah, Life Tai Chi. It was better to have Tai Chi than to have a boy or a girl!
No matter how fast you were, once you entered the range of "Life Tai Chi", your speed would be weakened by 40%. The demonic horse lost its proud speed and was basically no different from a wild boar that was caught in a net.
Flaming Hooves carried White Boy and entered the field of "Life Tai Chi" without hesitation, setting foot on the broken boat driven by Ye Jiuze.
Just as the small bed of friendship could be overturned at will, the speedboat of a one-night stand could be vented at will.
White Boy never thought that Flaming Hooves, whom he had raised for many days, would betray him!
Flaming Hooves ran so fast not because he shared a common enemy with him, but because he was tempted by the thing in Ye Jiuze's hand and couldn't wait to eat it. Just like now —
Ye Jiuze calmly watched Flaming Hooves approaching him, then calmly raised the Imperial Bamboo Grass in his hand and threw it at Flaming Hooves' crotch like throwing garbage!
The fragrance of the Imperial Bamboo Grass spread through Flaming Hooves' limbs and fell on its tail.
Seeing that this unique Imperial Bamboo Grass was about to fall to the ground, Flaming Hooves couldn't care less about White Boy anymore. He quickly stopped and lowered his head. He stretched his neck and desperately tried to get the Imperial Bamboo Grass!
Just a little bit more!
Flaming Hooves!
You can do it!
Flaming Hooves came to a sudden stop, but White Boy didn't wear a seat belt.
Therefore, when the demonic horse bent its neck, White Boy maintained his inertia. He slid down along the demonic horse's spine, neck, and head as if he was sitting on a slide. He swooped down with his buttocks on the ground and flattened a pile of stumbling stones.
"Rip —"
With a crisp sound, his pants were cut by a stone, and his entire crotch split open!
The pink and lovely skin color inside was faintly revealed …
White Boy was speechless.
My … my butt hurts!
It hurts!
White Boy's combat power was superb, and his skills were excellent.
However … he had never encountered such an unexpected situation!
He had never been treated like a piece of sh * t!
At the moment when it happened, his expression was f * cking dumbfounded!
When he came to his senses, the long saber in his hand was nowhere to be seen, and only Ye Jiuze was left in front of him with a strange smile.
For a moment, White Boy felt an unprecedented chill.
He instinctively wanted to get up from the ground, but unexpectedly, in the aura of "Life Tai Chi", his hands and feet lost the ability to react.
However, Ye Jiuze took out his long sword and directly gave him a "Seven Stars Encirclement".
Accompanied by a layer of light blue Eight Trigrams, White Boy, wearing a pair of "open-crotch pants", maintained a posture with his legs spread apart, and stayed motionless in the same place.
Seven Stars Encirclement, a pure yang immobilization skill.
As long as the person immobilized did not take the initiative to attack the target, the target would maintain a posture and stay in the same place, losing all mobility.
White Boy was speechless.
Was it too late to cry now?!
It was too late. White Boy was a naive child who had never practiced the "Nine Infants True Scripture". Although he was a little naughty, a little cunning, as long as he met the more naughty, cunning, and cunning Ye Jiuze, there was no other way.
Therefore, Kagura's judgment was very correct. He was a naughty child, so he should be thrown to a more naughty child.
In this world, as long as it was a normal human or monster, they could not defeat an abnormal dog.
Ye Jiuze abandoned White Boy and became a mighty and majestic man on horseback.
His "Green Bamboo White Jade Rope" wrapped around Yan Tui's neck. After a "fierce fight", he successfully fed Yan Tui with a hundred imperial bamboo grass and became the dog owner of this group of immoral demonic horses.
Demon Horse Yan Tui rebelled against its first owner and followed White Boy.
Now, it rebelled against White Boy and followed Ye Jiuze.
Its thoughts were very simple and very powerful. After using Ye Jiuze, it would choose the next owner. After all, it was the most powerful demonic horse in the world. In this world, it was always the one who chose people, no one else would choose it!
Ha, stupid human …
However, Demon Horse Yan Tui did not expect that in the Jinjiang system-assisted Kenzo's interface, when it succumbed to Ye Jiuze's rope, its mighty image was already marked with an icon of "Demon Horse Yan Tui".
The icon of "Demon Horse Yan Tui" was displayed in orange, which meant that it was an "Orange Weapon", the highest quality set by Kenzo.
Most importantly, the silent Jinjiang system was very helpful. It directly engraved a line of shiny words next to the icon — Binding after equipping!
And binding — It was a contract that could never be removed!
Just like that, Demon Horse Yan Tui … sold itself for a basket of horse grass = =
After subduing Yan Tui, Ye Jiuze came in front of White Boy, looked at the child's young and tender face, and glanced up and down at him.
Then … This pair was fixed in the child's crotch, unable to be pulled out.
Did Japan during the Warring States Period have underwear?
Of course not = =
Unless it was a big man or a woman on her period who had to use a crotch cloth, most of the time, people would wear a single pair of pants when they went out to work.
And those children who had not yet developed didn't even need a crotch cloth.
Although White Boy was a demon, he was also a child.
For the convenience of fighting, and because he had no sense of shame, he wouldn't wear anything to cover up.
Therefore, when the pants were cut by a stone, the pink dick inside was revealed.
Ye Jiuze was heartbroken. "We are both little sparrows, but my little sparrow is the smallest one!
This is crazy!
Damn it, I really want to cut off this dwarf's dick! "
He showed a cold smile.
However, when this scene fell on the group of dogs, it was immediately misinterpreted into another meaning —
The owner was a big girl!
The owner was staring at the boy's crotch!
The owner found the boy's treasure!
The owner was in a rare daze!
Did the owner find out the real difference between boys and girls?
The owner suddenly showed a satisfied smile …
No, wait!
Owner!
You … you …
Then, the dogs discovered that their owner was like the king of the mountain. When he was patrolling the mountain, he took a fancy to White Boy. With a wave of his small hand, he carried him to the mountain village and lived a shameless life from then on.
Ye Jiuze picked up White Boy and put him on the back of Yan Tui.
Under the strange gazes of the dogs, he slapped White Boy's buttocks.
White Boy: …
The Dogs: …
"Instead of learning at such a young age, you come out to cause trouble?"
Pa pa pa — Damn, it feels so good!
"Children like you should be locked up and not given food."
Pa pa pa — Why isn't this child crying?
"Look at my Kimimaro. Everyone praises him as a good child!
He gets full marks in his exams and only spends one yuan a month to help others! "
Pa pa pa — Listen to other people's children!
"If you continue like this, you will be ruined in the future!
If you don't study well and play all day, how can you find a job?
Do you want to farm? "
Pa pa pa — So it feels so good to be a teacher educating a child?
Ye Jiuze talked non-stop and used all the tricks that his primary school teacher used to scare him on White Boy.
Accompanied by a crisp sound of "pa pa pa", White Boy's eyes turned red — he was so angry!
Ye Jiuze glanced at him, "Why are you crying!
If you knew this would happen, why did you do it in the first place? "
"If you were a …" Girl … Uh …
Ye Jiuze was stunned. He rode on his horse and looked at Inuyasha and the others who were approaching this area.
They stood there foolishly, watching him … beat the child = =
Damn!
When did they come?!
Kimimaro, who was the leader, stared at White Boy coldly —
The same age as him!
White hair!
Handsome boy!
Male!
Male!
Male!
"Sir." Kimimaro looked up, "Actually, if you want, I can also …" Let you spank me!
Why did you go to other wild children!
You even put other wild children on the back of a horse!
You even spanked the wild children with your own hands!
You have never taken care of me so "affectionately" before!
Sir, I'm going to be angry!
Yoshi Asakura, "…"
White Boy, "…"
This similar style, this sudden turn of events, this strange way of thinking … They suddenly realized that having the ability to read minds was not a good thing = =
Also, this little brother, your brain circuit is really very strange …