In the evening, Shi Lei swaggered into the first building of the doctor's dormitory with a certificate of exemption from military training.
In Dorm 501, a fair and tender man who looked a little immature and childish was mopping the floor with all his might.
As he mopped, he hummed a tune.
"I'm so proud today, so proud today!" From the angle of his mouth, it was not difficult to guess that he was very happy at the moment.
Room 501's door wasn't closed. Perhaps it was because it was right across from room 502's.
Shi Lei swaggered in. When he saw the man mopping the floor, a smile appeared on his face.
"Li Chai, Li Chai, you're still so diligent!"
"Hello!" Shi Lei took the initiative to greet him.
Li Chai looked at Shi Lei with a bright smile. However, with his baby face, he looked like a little boy!
"Hello, you're my roommate, right?"
Shi Lei nodded.
Li Chai laughed and introduced himself. "My name is Li Chai. We've been roommates for four years in university!"
Shi Lei deliberately pretended not to know and said with a puzzled face, "Let me guess?"
"Uh …" Li Chai said awkwardly, "My name is Li Chai!"
Shi Lei continued to pretend to be ignorant. "You're asking me to guess?
What's there to guess about a name?
Guess your ass! "
Li Chai's baby face was flushed red. He hurriedly said, "My surname is Li, Mu Zi Li. My name is Chai, Chai as in Chai!"
Only then did Shi Lei have a look of sudden realization.
"So you're Li Chai!
My name is Shi Lei, Shi as in Stone, Lei as in Stone. You can call me Stone Head! "
Li Chai protested weakly, "Why?"
"Maybe I'm older than you!" Shi Lei explained.
"I should be the older brother!" Li Chai immediately retorted.
Shi Lei's face was full of disdain. After saying that, Shi Lei deliberately used a voice that Li Chai could hear and muttered to himself, "From my professional point of view, you are definitely younger than me!"
"Li Chai, this brat, he looks like a shota. I wonder if he's an adult yet!"
Li Chai rolled his eyes. "Hey, I said, I'm an adult!
Two months ago, he became an adult! "
Shi Lei cackled.
"So you're an adult now!
However, I'm already nineteen years old!
Little Chai, from now on, you'll be called Stone Head!
In Shuangqing University, Stone Head will protect you! "
Li Chai rolled his eyes again and revealed a lewd expression. "Shi Lei, let me tell you a piece of good news!"
Shi Lei was uninterested. "What good news?"
Li Chai pointed at Room 502 opposite him, his eyes shining. "Shi Lei, you don't know, right? There are two beautiful women living opposite us!
From my professional point of view, they are definitely at the level of campus belles!
Shi Lei, if you knock on the door now and successfully hit on them, I'll call you brother from now on! "
Shi Lei smiled sinisterly. "Are you sure?"
Li Chai held his head high, looking like a man who meant what he said.
"I'm sure, I'm sure!
Go!
Good luck! "
Shi Lei snapped his fingers, pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, and walked directly to Room 502.
Li Chai behind Shi Lei gave him a thumbs up and whispered, "Wait for the scolding!"
"Knock, knock, knock ~"
Shi Lei stood in front of Room 502 and knocked on the door.
A cold voice came from inside the room.
"I'm warning you, if you harass us again, we'll call the police!"
Shi Lei was shocked!
What the hell was going on?
Shi Lei turned to look at Li Chai and saw him smiling sinisterly. He immediately knew that he had been set up!
It must be Li Cai, this brat, who saw a beautiful woman and harassed her!
After glaring at Li Chai, Shi Lei knocked on the door again.
"Knock, knock, knock ~"
The cold voice came again.
"Aren't you annoying?
Don't think that I won't dare to call the police!
Hmph!
Think about the consequences of calling the police. Be careful that you don't get expelled! "
Shi Lei ignored him and continued to knock on the door.
Li Chai looked at him as if he was looking at a hero. He muttered to himself, "What a talent!
What a hero!
What a role model for our generation! "
The door to Room 502 suddenly opened!
A woman in a moon-white shirt and casual pants looked at Shi Lei angrily.
Even though this woman was angry, it did not detract from her beauty!
Her eyebrows were like the moon, her eyes were like stars, her face was like jade, her nose was high, and her moist lips were pouted. Obviously, she was not in a good mood at the moment!
This woman looked to be at least 1.7 meters tall, which made Shi Lei feel a little pressured!
"Can't you … Ah?
Who are you? "
The woman thought it was Li Chai, but when she opened the door, it was Shi Lei. This made her feel a little embarrassed.
However, she did not relax at all.
Shi Lei's eyes, hidden behind his glasses, clearly saw that this woman's slender legs were tense. If he made any strange movements, he was afraid that the pair of long legs that men fantasized about would greet him without hesitation!
Shi Lei scratched his head with his right hand, a silly smile on his face.
"This … I'm looking for … Oh, right, who are you?"
Although Shi Lei knew that this woman in front of him was the campus belle of the Business Administration Department, also known as the Frost Snow Lotus, Mu Shuang, he could not just say it out loud, could he?
Mu Shuang's eyebrows slightly furrowed, and she snorted softly.
"You're that guy's roommate, right?"
Mu Shuang pointed at Li Chai and continued, "Look at his ugly face, he's not a good guy.
I'm afraid you're not a good guy either! "
Li Chai's face was full of tears. What did she mean by ugly face?
He was clearly a pretty and tender shota!
What kind of taste was that!
Shi Lei said, "Hello, my name is Shi Lei. Shi as in stone and Lei as in stone. You can call me Brother Stone!"
Mu Shuang spat.
"Who wants to call you Stone Head!"
Shi Lei smiled and said, "Are you calling me?"
Mu Shuang snorted and went back into the room, ready to close the door.
Shi Lei hurriedly said, "Wait!"
"What else do you want?" Mu Shuang had already put on a stern face. Her delicate face was covered with frost.
Shi Lei spread his hands and said, "I'm looking for Little Ink. Help me call her!"
"Little Ink?"
Mu Shuang pondered for a while, then revealed a look of realization.
"You mean Yu Mo?"
Lingyumo walked to the door and looked at Shi Lei with a smile.
"Senior, you're here!"
Shi Lei took the initiative to be honest. "Little Ink, I'm not a senior!"
Shi Lei told her that he was also a freshman, but he hid the fact that he hacked into the server and 'self-service' registration.
"But I'm older than you. You can call me Stone Head!" Shi Lei said seriously.
Lingyumo rolled her eyes and then giggled.
"Wow, so you lied to me!
I'm going to call you Stone Monster!
Stone Monster!
I'm going to call you Stone Monster from now on! "
Shi Lei said helplessly, "Alright, alright. Call me whatever you want!
Little Ink, is my suitcase still in your dorm? "
Lingyumo nodded. "Yes, it's in my room!"
Shi Lei did not hesitate and was about to enter Dorm 502.
Mu Shuang stopped him immediately.
"What are you doing?"
Shi Lei squeezed her hand and said, "Of course I'm going to take my suitcase back!"
Mu Shuang turned to Lingyumo. "Yumo, this is a girl's dorm. How can you let a guy in?"
Lingyumo stuck her tongue out. "I'm sorry, Sister Mu Shuang!"
"Stone Monster, it's all your fault!" Lingyumo glared at Shi Lei, then went into the dorm and pulled out her suitcase.
"Stone Monster, here's your suitcase!"
Shi Lei regretted that he did not take the opportunity to enter the girls' dorm, but he did not force it.
More haste, less speed!
He understood this very well!
"Little Ink, thank you!"
Lingyumo lifted her chin. "As long as you know how to thank me!"
Shi Lei said shamelessly, "Little Ink, why don't I treat you to dinner?"
"Well …" Lingyumo had a good impression of Shi Lei, but having a meal with Shi Lei alone made Lingyumo a little shy and worried.
Lingyumo turned to Mu Shuang. "Sister Mu Shuang, can you come with me?"
Mu Shuang looked at Shi Lei from head to toe, then looked at Shi Lei strangely.
"Yo, I didn't expect you to be so fast!"
Shi Lei pretended to be confused again, scratching the back of his head, and smiled foolishly. "What?"
Mu Shuang rolled her eyes at Shi Lei. Shi Lei stared blankly at her melting Frosty Snow Lotus.
"To prevent you from bullying Sister Yumo, I'll suffer a little and have dinner with you guys!"
Li Chai stared blankly, muttering softly to himself, "Damn it!
How can that be? "Li Chai moved closer with a bashful face." Hey, Stone Head, bring me along for dinner! "
Shi Lei agreed with a smile.
"Since we're staying in the same dorm, I'll count you in!"
Li Chai howled, "Stone Head is the best!"
Shi Lei looked at the sky outside and said, "I know a hotpot restaurant outside the school. It's very authentic!
Why don't we go for hotpot? "
Lingyumo was from Shuangqing City, so she was not afraid of spicy hotpot.
Mu Shuang was from Shengjing, so Shi Lei was not sure if she could handle spicy food, so he asked in advance.
As for Li Chai, who was from Chang 'an, Shi Lei basically ignored him!
"Mu Shuang, can you handle spicy food?" Shi Lei asked.
Mu Shuang showed an eager expression, "Hotpot?
It's the most famous feature of Shuangqing City!
I've heard of hotpot, but our hotpot in Shengjing is not spicy! "
Shi Lei laughed and said, "Shengjing's hotpot has been adjusted to cater to your taste!
Let's go, Stone Head will take you there to enjoy the most authentic hotpot in Shuangqing City! "
A large number of university campuses were located in Shuanghu District, with more than 500,000 university students!
Such a large number of consumers gave birth to a large number of restaurants, accommodation, and entertainment industries.
Shuangqing University's back door led to an entire food street!
In his previous life, Shi Lei had been very successful in this food street called Back Street.
Shi Lei was very clear about which restaurant had their specialty and which restaurant had their specialty.
Coming out of the doctor's dorm, Shi Lei walked on the left side of Lingyumo, and on the right side of Lingyumo was naturally Mu Shuang.
Li Chai, the evil shota, was forgotten at the end.
Shi Lei bragged as he walked, "Following Stone Head, there's food, drinks, and …"