October 6th, 2013, Sunday, sunny to cloudy.
Eh, why do I have to remember the date so clearly? What was the date of the last diary entry?
Oh, the last entry was the first time I rehearsed with him … He touched my mimi and was so serious!
That's weird, why did I write that I wanted to laugh?
Didn't I want to beat him to death at that time?
Seems like diaries can lie too. Should I tear it up?
Forget it, it's too tiring to write so many words. I won't tear it up.
I went on a date with him today.
It's my first time going on a date with someone and this bastard is still acting so arrogant and cold. He's acting like he's muting me!
I wonder if I can go home and stop playing?
But I can't bear to. It's so hard to find a man to go on a date with … I'm already 28 years old … Thinking back to more than ten years ago in school, the gentle seniors, the handsome male teaching assistants, and the shy juniors, who didn't praise Baolan as the cutest? Back then, my standards were so high that I didn't go on a date with any of them!
Aiyaya, those beautiful days are gone forever. In the blink of an eye, I'm already an old virgin. I'm already using the word 'more than ten years ago' in my memories. In TV dramas, those who use this word are usually aunties or old ladies!
Just thinking about it makes me want to cry …
It's a chance to go on a date. He doesn't know that I cherish it more than he does!
How can I bear to go home and stop playing?
So the smart Baolan used his dirty jokes to force him to open his mouth.
Does he really think that I'm 15 years old?
Playing dirty jokes in front of me, hmph …
But … he always looks at me like I'm a child. No matter what he says, he can't say anything romantic.
This isn't easy. My mimi is older than Juli and he's already touched it before. Why can't he open his mouth?
I'm very happy that he's holding my hand to see my mother. But when he's holding my hand, I feel like he's holding a little girl's hand. This feels so awkward …
After the date, he didn't even smoke a cigarette and just went to carry Hyomin.
So Hyomin is a beauty with long legs and a slender waist, huh …
I used to think that he only had sex in his head and was so annoying. Now, I feel that he doesn't have any of that. So annoying!
I'm also a beautiful girl who's popular with thousands of otakus. Fine, I'm an old virgin. Anyway, I'm not a child anymore!
— Excerpt from The Quan Baolan Diary.
"Oni, what are you doing?" There was a knock on the door. "OPPA and Hyomin are having a StarCraft match. Do you want to watch?"
It was Park Ji-yeon's voice … Quan Baolan was still typing in her diary on a document. She replied casually, "What's there to see? I can't understand it."
Park Ji-yeon giggled. "Because there's a new bet."
Quan Baolan pursed her lips. "The two of them have already had sex a long time ago. What new bet can there be?"
"Yes, if OPPA loses, they'll have to shout at us for the next 24 hours!"
Quan Baolan pushed the keyboard away and jumped up. "I want to see it!
Go, Hyomin! "
The door flew open and Park Ji-yeon's eyes blurred. She saw Quan Baobao rush past her like a whirlwind and enter Pu Hyomin's room in a matter of seconds.
Park Ji-yeon didn't even have time to shout. She muttered to herself, "I haven't even said what we'll do if we lose …"
Pu Hyomin's room was already crowded with people. All of her sisters were cheering her on from behind.
"Hyomin, you must win this time!"
"I'm pissed off seeing how arrogant he usually is. We must make him shout at us!"
Quan Baolan was the most enthusiastic. "As long as you win, my precious bear biscuits will be yours!"
"You're always either lollipops or bear biscuits. Even if you make him shout at us, it won't be convincing …"
"That's none of your business!"
This time, Pu Hyomin was in good condition. Her hand speed was so fast that it was as if she was having a stroke. She swore to make Tang Jinyan shout at everyone.
In the end, the match ended in less than three minutes.
"Tang Jinyan!
Didn't you claim to be a brute-force player?
What's the deal with this wretched cannon hiding in my house?! "
Tang Jinyan's voice came from upstairs. "I was going easy on you. This tactic can't even fool a newbie. Who knew that you didn't even do any investigation …"
Pu Hyomin was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. She had always thought that he was a violent man with a strong fighting style. Who knew that he had started to play dirty?
Before she could go berserk, her sisters went berserk first.
Han Eun-kyung picked her up from the chair and said fiercely, "You lost on purpose, didn't you?"
"That's right. You're a spy sent by him, aren't you?"
Seeing Han Eun-kyung like that, Quan Baolan had a bad feeling. She asked carefully, "What will happen if we lose?"
Han Eun-kyung said angrily, "If we lose, we'll have to wear cat ears and maid outfits. We'll have to walk around in front of him like this for the whole day tomorrow!"
Quan Baolan was furious. "The four of them can wear those outfits themselves. What does that have to do with us?
Who agreed to such a shameless bet? "
Li Juli smiled apologetically. "I agreed to it on behalf of T-ara. We're all a team. We'll advance and retreat together."
Quan Baolan almost vomited blood. "Is this how a captain should be used?"
Li Juli said eloquently, "You guys didn't object before!
Eun-kyung didn't object either!
Didn't he still fall for the bait that made him angry? How can you blame me? "
"Then who's to blame?"
Li Juli pointed at Pu Hyomin.
Pu Hyomin shrank back and hid under the computer table.
How could her sisters let her go? They pulled her up together. Quan Baolan waved her hand domineeringly. "Tie her up!
Use her to bribe the enemy. She can pose in any position and waive the bet. "
"No, no rope …"
"Don't you know how to use a bedsheet?"
"Yes, sir!"
As Pu Hyomin screamed and struggled, the group wrapped her up tightly with a bedsheet and carried her into Tang Jinyan's room. "Ninth Masters, please kindly accept it. We'll waive the bet …"
Pu Hyomin was wrapped so tightly that only her head was exposed. She was thrown onto the bed, blinking her eyes pitifully.
Tang Jinyan wanted to laugh. He was about to say that the gift was good and waive the bet. However, when he saw Quan Baolan's angry yet cute face, he joked again. "Hyomin alone isn't enough to liberate everyone. We'll have to add another one."
Wasn't that easy?
A group of people's gazes fell on Li Juli, who had signed the humiliating treaty, with ill intentions.
Li Juli had already accepted her fate. However, Tang Jinyan pointed casually. "Add that little loli and it'll be enough."
What?
The girls blinked and turned to look in the direction he was pointing at. Wasn't that Baolan? It was her idea to use the bedsheet as a rope. Should she try it herself?
Quan Baolan's hair stood on end. She didn't dare to gamble with the moral integrity of this group of idiots. In order to avoid the cat-eared maid, they might really tie her up.
She quietly took half a step back, turned around, and ran away.
Tang Jinyan laughed loudly behind her. Everyone understood that he was teasing Baolan again. Finally, they didn't have to worry about moral integrity.
In the end, Park Ji-yeon stayed and fulfilled his wish of a Minyan couple. Finally, everyone's tragic bet was waived.
Quan Baolan angrily opened the document and left the last sentence in the diary. "If you really want it, I might be happy even if I don't want it!
But you're teasing me again!
Anyway, I'm just a child!
Tang Jinyan, don't touch me in the future! "
That was why it was said that a woman's heart was like a needle at the bottom of the sea. No matter if it was a little loli, a big sister, or a half-loli, half-loli, half-loli, or a miracle, they were all women … Poor Tang Jinyan thought that he had good moral integrity, but he didn't know that sometimes, too much moral integrity could offend girls.