That seemed to make sense!
Liu Zilang nodded as he pondered.
At this point, Nvliu had also let loose and started to introduce her "Mongolian" schooling life with a straight face.
"How do you greet your classmates in the morning?" Nvliu asked.
"Have you eaten?" Liu Zilang shook his head. "No, it's last night's homework. Let me copy it."
"…" Nvliu was speechless. She then coughed and said seriously, "We Mongolians greet each other by shooting arrows at each other."
"Shooting arrows at each other?" Liu Zilang was shocked.
"Mmm." Nvliu nodded seriously.
'Haha, you must be shocked!'
Liu Zilang suddenly asked, "What happens if you run out of arrows?"
Nvliu was speechless.
'Is this the time to worry about arrows?'
'This is a weird way of thinking!'
"If you run out of arrows, you can pull them out and shoot again." Nvliu coughed and continued, "Do you guys shout 'stand up' in class?"
"Mmm." Liu Zilang nodded and added, "Sometimes you call them 'Granny d * mn'."
"Granny d * mn …?" Nvliu was stunned.
"In English class …" Liu Zilang said.
"…" Nvliu took a deep breath and calmed herself down. She then shook her head. "I don't care what you guys shout, but we don't do that!
We Mongolians always drink before class. "
"Do you know about horse milk wine?"
"A little." Liu Zilang said.
Nvliu did not care whether Liu Zilang really understood or not. She continued, "Over there, we always drink a big bowl of horse milk wine before the class starts.
Those who fall down have no right to listen to the class. "
"Wow, your teachers are really strict!" Liu Zilang exclaimed. "No wonder you're such a genius."
Nvliu was speechless.
'Is this a matter of being strict or not?'
The viewers in the live stream almost burst out laughing when they heard their conversation.
"Oh my god!
Vic is a genius at chatting, Douyu has found a treasure. "
"No wonder a PUBG streamer can dominate the Attractive Section. It's not without reason."
While the two were chatting, they heard a "meow ~ meow" sound.
Liu Zilang turned his head to look and realized that 98K seemed to have been woken up. It opened its eyes from the cat tree next to the computer desk.
It then jumped onto Liu Zilang's computer desk.
That was not the point.
The most important thing was that when it jumped down, one of its claws rested on Liu Zilang's mouse.
Bang!
Liu Zilang was stunned.
The crisp sound of a sniper rifle rang through the earpiece!
The next moment, Nvliu's gleaming Level Two Military Helmet suddenly let out a burst of blood.
He knelt on the ground.
"Vic123 knocked out Chi66 by headshot with 98K!"
Friendly fire!
This … Liu Zilang's eyes widened.
In an instant, the atmosphere in the hall fell into a dead silence.
On the other hand, the viewers in the live streaming channel were stunned when they saw the scene through their headphones.
They all sucked in a mouthful of cold air!
"F * ck … A headshot from a blind snipe!
This cat … has become a spirit? "
"As expected of the Attractive Section Chicken King, Vic's cat. What a show-off!"
"I'm convinced!
Sob sob sob … I suddenly realized that I'm not even as good as a cat. "
"98K: Heh, foolish humans. Anyone who disturbs my sleep must die!
Awooo ~! "
"Awooo ~!
Awooo ~!
Awooo ~! "
The entire screen was filled with "awooo" s. The situation had completely gone out of control. It was comparable to the legendary "crying monster" army.
In the game, Nvliu was dumbfounded the instant she saw this notification.
'Did I say something?'
'Even if I said something, it's not necessary … This Master Lang is too cruel!'
Nvliu had been knocked out for the fourth time and her health was dropping rapidly. Fortunately, the two of them were behind the abandoned truck. Seeing that, Liu Zilang immediately crouched down and gave her a slap on the head to keep her alive.
"Sister 66, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Liu Zilang quickly explained, "It wasn't me … It was 98K."
“98K？
Wow!
That's such a lame excuse! "Nvliu sneered." So you're saying that the gun moved by itself? "
"It did it by itself!" Liu Zilang wanted to cry but no tears came out.
"A man should take responsibility." Nvliu criticized him sternly.
"Did you hear that? I'm talking to you!"
Liu Zilang shouted at 98K who was staring at the camera while sitting on the computer table. "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and apologize to Sister 66."
"Hmm?
There's someone else over there? "Nvliu was slightly startled.
Liu Zilang quickly explained, "My cat is called 98K. It was the one who jumped on the table and hit the mouse, knocking you out."
Hearing that, Nvliu instantly felt unwell …
Even after Liu Zilang had helped her up, Nvliu still asked in disbelief.
"You mean … I was just killed by a cat."
"Ermm …" Liu Zilang coughed. "Theoretically … yes."
The next moment, he grabbed the soft 98K with both hands and carried her up to the microphone of the headset. Then, he said in a serious tone, "Hurry up and apologize to Sister 66."
98K glared at Liu Zilang with its round eyes as it licked its lips in dissatisfaction.
Then, it changed into a more comfortable position in Liu Zilang's hands as it glared at him and meowed.
"Let's see you meow!
Let's see you meow! "
Liu Zilang's hands suddenly moved up and down as he rubbed the 98K in his hands. Then, he threatened, "I dare you to meow again!"
In the blink of an eye, 98K's orange-white fur was rubbed into a ball by Liu Zilang.
It stared at Liu Zilang in confusion as it did not know why it was being treated this way.
"You beast, let go of that 98K!
Come at me if you have a problem! "
"Oh my god!
Douyu's Strongest Chicken King is online. Sexy streamer, playing with cats! "
In the game, Nvliu could not help but say after using a first aid kit to replenish her health, "Forget it, forget it. Oh right, Master Lang, how old is your cat?"
"Erm … Less than a month." Liu Zilang said uncertainly.
"That child has to be educated from a young age. She can't lose at the starting line!" Nvliu said in a serious tone.
"Educate?
How am I supposed to educate her? "Liu Zilang looked at 98K who was squinting its eyes again and felt a headache coming on.
'This orange cat has been so lazy since it was young. It'll probably be as fat as a pig when it grows up!'
"Let's listen to some music to cultivate your mind."
Nvliu suggested. "I've read in a book that according to scientific research, ninety percent of cats prefer operas over K-pop music."
Liu Zilang looked at the other end of the bridge and nodded. "Alright, I'll give it a try."
He used his phone to Baidu and searched for the opera "The Marriage of Figaro". After turning on the music playback, he placed it next to 98K.
Five seconds later.
98K's squinting eyes … were completely shut!
Liu Zilang's eyes twitched when he saw that.
He took a deep breath and picked up his phone to search for "Gee" by Girls' Generation.
“A-ha!
listen
boy”
“my
first
love”
“.....”
A few seconds after the prelude started,
98K who was taking a nap with its eyes closed … suddenly opened its eyes.
"Meow ~!"