For a long time, oh no, to be exact, for his entire previous life, Zhou Ze was a person who did not know how to fight.
He had never learned kung fu, nor had he practiced taekwondo. He did not even know the basic moves.
Because of this, when he first saw Bai Yingying, in Xu Qinglang's words, Bai Yingying was standing in the bookstore with a domineering aura, like a man.
Zhou Ze used his fingernails and rushed up to scratch like the original wife scratching the mistress. He scratched Bai Yingying until her heart exploded, causing her to turn from Bai Yingying to Bai Yingying.
After being a ghost for half a year, Zhou Ze had also realized some of his problems, but he did not say anything about strengthening them.
There were many reasons for this. Of course, the biggest reason was because of... laziness.
One move, eat all over the world. When he encountered ghosts and ordinary people, his fingernails were enough.
Even if he encountered a stronger opponent, he could still use Unparalleled.
Although he did not know much about how he came to be "Unparalleled", Zhou Ze used it quite happily based on the principle of laziness. The only side effect was that he would be paralyzed for a long time after using it.
Therefore, although he knew that he did not know how to fight, Zhou Ze was not afraid when he faced a fight. Gradually, he began to have the illusion that "I am very good at fighting".
The priest took a step forward with the scalpel. He waved his arm at an extremely fast speed, and the blade pointed straight at Zhou Ze's forehead.
Zhou Ze did not dodge. No matter how many ways you came, I will only go one way. His right hand directly grabbed at the priest's face.
The result of this was that the priest's scalpel could pierce through Zhou Ze's temple, but Zhou Ze would also have to open five skylights on the priest's head to breathe.
The priest did not expect Zhou Ze to be so decisive. Under the premise of having the advantage in the ambush, he actually played a fierce game of exchanging life for life with him.
Then..,
The priest was terrified.
He retracted his hand and retreated. Zhou Ze did not grab the priest's face and only brushed his chest.
"Pa!"
The black mist swept out like a whip,
The priest was thrown to the ground. Although he quickly rolled to his feet after propping himself up with his knees, he was clearly at a disadvantage in this exchange.
Bai Yingying's mouth was wide open when she saw how fierce the boss was.
Vaguely, he seemed to recall the first time he met the boss in the bookstore, and the fear of being crazily whipped, pierced, and dominated by the boss.
That was the first time he and his boss met each other in real life.
The little loli watched from the side, chewing her tongue as if she was chewing gum. Then, she suddenly burst out laughing.
She finally understood that Zhou Ze did not know how to fight at all.
How pitiful, the idiotic zombie beside him was still being love-struck.
If you don't help, your boss might really die in the hands of that bullsh * t priest, you know!
Can't you have some idea of how hard your boss is?
The priest bounced up again. His speed was very fast. This time, he did not dare to charge at Zhou Ze directly. Instead, he chose to take a detour. After all, he was also a little afraid of Zhou Ze's "Big Open and Close" Fighting style. For a moment, he could not figure out Zhou Ze's meridians.
Moreover, he knew that Zhou Ze's true terror was when he turned into a zombie. Back then, he had fought with Zhou Ze in that state. Several of his ribs had been broken, and his injuries could not be said to be light. Moreover, at that time, Zhou Ze had just fought against the temple god of the Goddess in Green.
Just like that, the priest and boss Zhou fought back and forth. It really seemed like that. You move forward, I retreat, you retreat, I move forward, you take a detour, I also take a detour. It was very exciting.
Zhou Ze was full of confidence. The priest was trembling with fear. He really fought like a battle between experts. At least from the perspective of special effects and action scenes, it was more in line with the audience's aesthetics than the so-called contemporary martial arts masters' duel.
Finally, Bai Yingying came to her senses. She rushed over again and joined the battle.
The Little Loli did not dare to continue to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight. Although she really hoped that the priest could kill Zhou Ze as fast as lightning so that she could obtain freedom, she did not dare to gamble. If Zhou Ze did not die and found out that she had been watching the fire from the other side, then she would be the one to die.
Bai Yingying's fighting style was more direct than Zhou Ze's. She took the initiative to help Zhou Ze bear the damage and completely protected her master. In addition, her physical fitness was indeed good, so she would not be at a disadvantage if she fought against this priest head-on. This gave Zhou Ze more opportunities and space to attack. In addition, there was the Little Loli's sneak attacks to help him again and again. The priest was really suffering.
After Zhou Ze scratched several terrifying wounds on his body, the priest's eyes focused. Blood covered his scalpel again. Then, he inserted the two scalpel into the cement ground and made a hand seal.
For a moment, a barrier appeared. The Little Loli crashed into the barrier during a sneak attack, causing her soul to become unstable. She could only retreat again.
This barrier had the effect of restraining all dark existences. Strictly speaking, Zhou Ze and the other two were not righteous, so they would be restrained.
The Little Loli knew when to stop. She was determined not to give herself a chance to be seriously injured.
However, Bai Yingying was much more straightforward.
She kept crashing into the barrier. Even though the murderous aura on Bai Yingying's body was scattered every time she crashed into it, and she looked very painful, she still gritted her teeth and continued to crash into it. She was planning to forcefully shatter the barrier!
Silly girl.
The Little Loli snorted disdainfully.
At this moment, Zhou Ze's ten fingers were also inserted into the ground. A black light began to appear in his eyes. Then, his hands began to slowly pull out!
The scalpel that the priest had inserted into the ground began to be slowly pulled out by an invisible force. In addition to Bai Yingying's continuous impact, the barrier began to become precarious.
Beads of sweat had already appeared on the priest's forehead, and he began to glance around from the corner of his eyes. Obviously, in this situation, it was very difficult to win, especially when he knew that he was already so passive before Zhou Ze even started. If this continued, he would only sink deeper and deeper, and it was very likely that he would really die here.
Therefore, he planned to escape and find an opportunity to escape.
Zhou Ze's fingers began to bleed as if they had been cut by a sharp knife. At the same time, Zhou Ze growled at the Little Loli beside him:
"If he doesn't die today, you will die in his place."
A threat..,
A threat from Hong Guoguo!
The Little Loli was stunned for a moment. She did not expect Zhou Ze to say such a thing. All along, although she was Zhou Ze's subordinate and had been subdued by Zhou Ze, she was proud and did not want to become a servant like Bai Yingying. She had always maintained her pride.
She had always reminded herself that she was different from that silly girl, Bai Yingying!
However, Zhou Ze's words completely shattered her arrogance.
This could be translated to mean that you are my dog. If you can't catch prey, then this dog can be cooked and eaten.
It was very realistic, tearing apart all the warmth.
The Little Loli glanced at Zhou Ze angrily. She wanted nothing more than to kill this man and tear him into pieces!
However, her figure still flashed and turned into a black ray of light, charging straight at the priest.
"Rise!"
Zhou Ze forcefully pulled out his bloody hands,
The scalpel that the priest had inserted into the ground immediately flew out,
Bai Yingying hit him, and the priest closed his arms to block it. However, the Little Loli directly appeared behind the priest, and her entire soul took advantage of the situation to pierce into the priest's body.
"Ahhhhh!!!!"
From the priest's mouth came the painful screams of a man and a little girl.
Bai Yingying's elbow hit the priest's chest fiercely. The priest was sent flying like a fly. Then, Bai Yingying quickly followed up and directly suppressed the priest. At the same time, her fists kept hitting the priest's chest.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
He continued to throw out heavy punches.
The muffled sound echoed in the entire neighborhood, but the priest's body showed a strange kind of sturdiness. Under the continuous attacks of Bai Yingying's zombie fists, there was only the sound of bones cracking. If it was an ordinary person, they would have been beaten into meat paste by Bai Yingying long ago, and it was the kind of meat paste that was very strong.
"Ah!"
At this moment, the Little Loli, who had burrowed into the priest's body, flew out. Her soul was a little broken, and it was much dimmer and more transparent than before.
She pointed at the priest and said, "There's something wrong with his body!"
Yes..,
There must be something wrong with this body.
Bai Yingying, who had been beating him fiercely, had a deep understanding. It was as if she was eating a piece of beef full of beef tendons. No matter how she chewed, she could not chew it!
"Phew..."
The priest seemed to have made up his mind. His eyes began to be replaced by crimson, and his muscles began to shrink.
Bai Yingying was stunned,
Holy sh * t..,
Why did it feel so familiar!
The priest seemed to be in great pain, and it could be seen that he had no choice but to do this. This was because he also knew that his research had not succeeded at all, and he was still at the level of failure.
But he had no choice,
Otherwise, he would soon be beaten into an elastic meat paste by this female zombie. With a little flour, he could be kneaded into a peeing beef ball and sent to the hot pot to be cooked.
"Roar!"
The priest's body stiffened, and Bai Yingying punched him in the head.
"Bang!"
The priest fell again. After smashing a pit in the ground, he bounced up in the opposite direction and directly collided with Bai Yingying. Bai Yingying took many steps back with a whoosh.
"Uh... Uh..."
The priest slowly stood up. His body was a little shaky, and his face was half green and half gray. He looked like Ouyang Feng who had practiced the Toad Skill. In short, his entire person was filled with chaos and strangeness.
Bai Yingying was about to rush forward again, but she was stopped by Zhou Ze with one hand.
"Take a rest. Don't injure yourself too badly."
Bai Yingying nodded obediently when she heard this, but she looked at Zhou Ze worriedly. She meant, Boss, can you handle it alone?
Zhou Ze appeared to be very calm and collected.
He took a few more steps forward,
"Cough cough..."
He coughed lightly a few times,
As if he was attracting the priest's attention.
The priest's eyes stared at Zhou Ze,
The application kept changing,
First it was hatred,
Then it was anger,
Then it was confusion,
Then it was confusion.
"What did you call me?" Zhou Ze asked.
The priest tilted his head and continued to stare at Zhou Ze. His throat made a gurgling sound,
He covered his mouth with all his might. He seemed to be stopping something,
But that desire was about to burst out, and there was no way to stop this impulse.
Zhou Ze opened his arms,
His expression was gentle,
Come,
Daddy loves you.
Finally,
The priest could not hold it in any longer, and he could not hold it in any longer.
His experimental subject had the biggest flaw. He was not clear about it, because he had only stolen the ashes of Zhou Ze's previous life to do the experiment, but he had not been able to capture Zhou Ze to participate in the experiment!
Finally, the hand covering his mouth slipped away,
The priest shouted excitedly,
"Ou Dosan..." (Daddy)
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