"Do you want to replace me?"
Zhou Ze was stunned by the question.
What did this mean?
From an unregistered resident hiding in the city, he was going to become a local public servant?
The surprise came too suddenly,
Zhou Ze did not dare to accept it.
Pies would fall from the sky, but most people who encountered such a thing ended up being smashed to death by the pies.
Most importantly, Zhou Ze did not think that saving her life was worth her treating him like this.
One had to know that he still had not figured out the driver's matter. This little loli was very cute, but that was only her skin.
Xu Qinglang had said that she had appeared in his shop and stuck out her tongue expressionlessly, taking away all the souls of his parents.
No matter how Xu Qinglang cried and begged, she did not move.
Such a person, you could not expect her to be grateful. You should thank the heavens if she did not bite you back.
As a ghost servant of the underworld..,
How many joys and sorrows had she seen?
How many evils had she seen?
How many ghosts' resentment had she seen?
She was not an innocent little girl, and she could not be.
"Why, aren't you talking?" The little loli asked again.
"I don't know what to say. Are you just asking casually?" Zhou Ze asked carefully.
"You can answer if you don't want to," the little loli said.
Then, silence..,
The little loli continued to add, "Then, I'll take you down."
"..." Zhou Ze.
Alright..,
Wouldn't that be more comfortable..,
Why did he need a multiple-choice question..,
He could just fill in the blanks.
The question was that if the answer was not "Y", he would be shot.
"I agree," Zhou Ze replied. This time, there was no hesitation, nor was there any hesitation.
The little loli turned around and smiled innocently. Then, she slowly walked in front of Zhou Ze and pretended to be a little adult, wanting to help Zhou Ze tidy his collar.
This seemed to be a sign of how much a superior valued a subordinate. It was a little like how an ancient emperor rewarded his subjects with a chance to eat with him.
However, the little loli was too short. When she stood in front of Zhou Ze, she could not tidy his collar. She could only help Zhou Ze adjust his belt.
"Pick me up," the little loli pouted and ordered.
Zhou Ze bent down and picked the little girl up.
The little loli reached out to help Zhou Ze tidy his collar, then frowned, as if she felt that it was inappropriate for Zhou Ze to hug her like a daughter.
"Am I being silly?"
"Very cute."
The little girl reached out her hand, trying to slap Zhou Ze's face.
In that instant, Zhou Ze's fingernails rapidly turned black as he hugged the little loli. Black whirlpools were spinning in the depths of his eyes.
The little loli stopped, and a meaningful smile appeared on her face.
Zhou Ze did not take any further action.
"Do you know that showing anger and resistance in front of me is a very stupid thing to do?" The little loli asked.
"It doesn't matter. They've already died once anyway."
"That's because you're lucky. You've only walked a small part of the Yellow Springs Road before you left. You've never experienced the pain and torture of the journey to hell!" The little loli said loudly. "That kind of torture will make anyone who commits suicide and goes to hell regret it!
A bad life is better than a good death. This is definitely not empty words of comfort. "
"Really?"
"Put me down."
Zhou Ze put the little loli down.
The little loli leaned back and looked at Zhou Ze. "Do you know why I chose you?"
Zhou Ze shook his head.
"Because you're smart, or should I say, you're very peaceful and know your limits," the little loli said as she pinched her fingers.
"The underworld has its rules, and the world of the living has its laws. Many people have snuck out for various reasons, but you're the most peaceful one I've ever seen."
"I don't believe that's the real reason," Zhou Ze said.
"I don't want to tell you the real reason," the little loli stretched.
"I'm tired, and I want to go down, so I happened to bump into you. You won't cause too much trouble for me, so I chose you.
Hehe, there was a guy in Chengdu who caused a lot of trouble recently. He was a pitiful stowaway, yet he claimed to be a judge. As a ghost, he was delusional enough to execute his own judgment in the world of the living. Don't you think he's stupid? "
"Stupid," Zhou Ze replied.
Zhou Ze replied. Then, Zhou Ze suddenly remembered that the old Daoist seemed to be from Chengdu. "What happened to him?"
"He was banned."
The little loli tilted her head with an innocent expression. "The rules are alive, but if you step on the line too much, there's no hope at all."
"He's dead?" Zhou Ze asked. "I mean, was he captured and brought back to hell, or his soul destroyed?"
Hearing this, the little loli's face revealed a hint of anger, as if he had touched her reverse scale.
"You don't need to know that."
The little loli grabbed Zhou Ze's palm and placed her palm against Zhou Ze's.
Then, Zhou Ze felt his palm heat up. When the little loli moved her palm away, Zhou Ze saw a black rune appear on his palm.
The rune was not complicated, it looked like an eye.
"The underworld is orderly, and the Yellow Springs can be crossed."
The little loli said seriously, "Those who should go down, you send them down. Those who should be scattered, you can directly scatter them.
Of course, if you want to roar when you see injustice..,
That's fine too..,
But that price, you have to bear it yourself.
If you go overboard, you have to bear it yourself. "
The little loli yawned as if she was tired.
"You said you're tired, so how long are you going to rest?
Am I considered a substitute? "Zhou Ze asked.
"We'll talk when I come back." The little loli prepared to go downstairs.
Zhou Ze continued to ask, "Then what am I going to do?
Go out on patrol every night,
Find ghosts,
Then..,
Play tricks? "
"The door is in your hands. You can do as you see fit. You can continue to open your bookstore. You are a ghost, a ghost that reincarnated in a corpse. Those dirty things and miscellaneous things will consciously come to your side,
To them, you are a candle in the night, and they are moths.
Also, after I left that mark on you, it was equivalent to upgrading you from a candle to an incandescent lamp. It was enough to blind their dog eyes. "
"..." Zhou Ze.
The little loli went downstairs, and Zhou Ze followed her.
"I'll read for a while and leave in a while. The mother of this body will come to pick her up later."
The little loli sat down on the plastic chair and casually picked up an illustration book to read.
Zhou Ze stood beside her. He was not serving her, but he had some questions to ask.
"Go ahead," the little loli said.
"Do … do I get paid?" Zhou Ze asked. "You know, what I do here is at a loss."
"The economy is bad. It's getting harder and harder to earn the money of the living," the little loli sighed.
"Yeah," Zhou Ze agreed.
"Then earn the money of the dead."
"I can't spend the money of the dead." Zhou Ze shrugged.
"That's because your method is wrong." The little loli spread out her hands. "Bring some ghost money. It's the kind of ghost money given by the dead."
Zhou Ze took out a stack of ghost money and gave half of it to the little loli.
"You earned quite a lot," the little loli glanced at it and smiled.
Zhou Ze did not say that half of it was given to him by the old Daoist from Chengdu. Somehow, Zhou Ze felt that if the little loli knew about it, it would bring him trouble.
The little loli took the money and pushed open the bookstore's door. She squatted by the side of the road.
"Lighter."
Zhou Ze handed her the lighter.
The little loli burned the ghost money, and the ashes were quickly blown away.
Then, the little loli stood up and clapped her hands. "It's done."
Zhou Ze stood in the wind, a little confused.
"Did she burn my account in the underground bank in advance?"
"Let's wait and see. Your place is still not popular enough."
The little loli and Zhou Ze stood at the entrance of the bookstore and waited for half an hour.
The little loli's delicate face was a little red from the wind. Zhou Ze was not afraid of the cold, but he felt weird standing by the side of the road like an idiot.
Finally …
A man with a big belly walked past them. A wallet fell from the man's body. The man did not notice it and continued walking.
Zhou Ze went up and picked up the wallet. There were a few thousand yuan in it, as well as an ID card and a bank card.
"Should I return it to him?" Zhou Ze asked tentatively.
The little Lolita giggled.
"This man has done something shameful. It's considered a loss of money to avoid disaster. You deserve this money."
The little loli pushed the door open and entered the bookstore. She rubbed her hands. It was obvious that she had been frozen for half an hour. The bookstore was warmer.
Zhou Ze walked in with the wallet and said in disbelief, "Won't he call the police?"
"Take the money. It's not hot at all." The little loli was getting impatient.
"Fine, then if I need money in the future, I'll just burn the ghost money at the door and someone will give me money, right?"
Zhou Ze did not know whether to laugh or cry, but he found it interesting.
Xu Qinglang walked over with a big bottle of sour plum juice in his hand.
"Hey, this is all the ingredients in the store. This is all I can make. There's more, wait …"
Xu Qinglang saw the little loli sitting there as soon as he pushed the door open. He staggered and the bottle in his hand fell to the ground and shattered.
The sour plum juice splattered all over the bookstore.
Zhou Ze looked at Xu Qinglang, signaling him to control himself.
The little loli did not seem to care about Xu Qinglang at all.
It was true that a lucky person with some Mystical Arts was not worth her attention.
"Whose daughter is this? She's so cute, HAHAHA, come, little girl, I have a tank of little goldfish at home. Do you want to come home with me to take a look?"
Xu Qinglang laughed awkwardly. He forced it out.
The little loli only said, "Piss off."
Xu Qinglang smiled again. He turned around and went back to his store.
"Do you think I'm too much?" The little loli raised her head and looked at Zhou Ze.
"A little," Zhou Ze said honestly.
"Then let me tell you, the driver died because I was bored on the school bus, so I decided to show myself as a joke.
Don't you think …
I'm going too far? "