The moral degeneration of the world was getting worse day by day!
Many people were lamenting that in this era, the entire society had been washed away by the ideology of money worship. Even marriage was placed on the scale as a transaction of equal value.
However, nowadays, even ghosts were starting to pay attention to this when they got married!
You have more than twenty houses in the mortal world.
What a coincidence.
My wife has more than twenty houses in the dead.
You're a perfect match!
Happy, happy,
Everyone is happy!
Zhou Ze's lips twitched when he heard the old suona player's question.
He was trying to hold back his laughter, but he was feeling great inside.
Zhou Ze had the urge to beat the crap out of the neighbor who kept mentioning that he had more than twenty houses in the mortal world. The ghost lady had shown up at the right time.
What a perfect cycle!
Xu Qinglang was so scared that he was sweating. He was a Mystic cultivator, but he was nothing more than opening his Yin-Yang Eye, playing with some puppets, and fusing some Sichuan Opera face-changing moves. He was not the real type of existence like Zhang Tianshi. Otherwise, he would not have been so timid in front of the little girl.
Xu Qinglang raised his head after regaining his senses.
Look at the sky.
What did you say?
I don't understand.
That person …
I don't know him.
Then, Xu Qinglang's eyelids suddenly twitched because he saw Zhou Ze's right hand, which was originally placed by his side, raise an index finger and point it directly at him.
"# ¥% … *&*!"
Xu Qinglang felt like ten thousand bottles of plum juice were running through his heart.
The two suona players went up to Xu Qinglang and said respectfully,
"Please enter the palanquin."
It turned out that the palanquin was not here to pick up an Envoy. The ghost lady had purposely brought it here to marry her groom.
Zhou Ze redefined his identity as a "temporary worker" in his heart.
"Don't pull me, don't pull me, don't force me!
Be careful, or I'll turn on you! "
Xu Qinglang was pushed into the palanquin by the suona players, but he still struggled.
He did say that he wanted to start a new life and find a partner, but he did not mean to do anything!
"Zhou Ze, you set me up! You set me up!" Xu Qinglang yelled. He felt like an innocent girl being forced to become a prostitute.
He would rather die than submit.
His chastity would last forever!
"Let's go and take a look. Perhaps the ghost lady looks exactly like Wang Zuxian. You won't lose anything, right?" Zhou Ze laughed.
Xu Qinglang was pushed into the palanquin. The man playing the suona said to Xu Qinglang, "You can follow me, I'll lead the way."
After saying that, the suona player pointed at the electric scooter parked in front of Xu Qinglang's door.
"We can ride on it."
Zhou Ze remembered the last time he sat in the ghost driver's paper car, he was still safely sent to the entrance of the bookstore. Obviously, some ghosts did have abilities similar to 'Qimen Dunjia'. Some theories of physics should not be able to explain them.
The electric scooter belonged to Xu Qinglang, so Zhou Ze did not stand on ceremony. After locking the shop door, he rode the electric scooter and followed the sedan chair in front.
The sedan bearers moved very quickly.
His footsteps were still nine shallow and one deep.
Every time they reached that 'deep', the eight sedan bearers and the two suona players would jump together, causing the bridal sedan to sway.
Then..,
Xu Qinglang, who was sitting on the sedan chair, would let out an "Ah!"
It was like the soft cry of an oriole. It was sweet and seductive.
When Zhou Ze drove the electric scooter to the same row as the sedan chair, Xu Qinglang lifted the curtains of the sedan chair. From the outside, Xu Qinglang's face was flushed, and her eyes seemed to be moisturized.
She bit her red lips with her pearly white teeth. What a shy and charming appearance.
At that moment, the sedan chair bearers' deep 'came, and the sedan chair was suddenly lifted.
"Ah!"
Xu Qinglang subconsciously called out again. His face revealed a sullen expression as he stared at Zhou Ze. He was truly ashamed!
Zhou Ze held the handlebar of the electric scooter with one hand and waved his other hand lightly. He said in disdain,
"Shame."
"This sedan chair has an effect on the soul. It will stimulate the soul!"
Xu Qinglang had to explain. He was really worried that Zhou Ze would think that he was enjoying himself.
"Explaining is just a cover up," Zhou Ze said. "You speak ill of your body."
Xu Qinglang was speechless.
Xu Qinglang glanced at Zhou Ze with hatred and lowered the curtains.
It was as if he was looking at a heartless man who was willing to sacrifice himself for fame and fortune!
Actually, Zhou Ze could see that the sedan chair bearers and suona players were moving according to a special rhythm. They were just puppets. They were probably paper dolls produced by a papermaking shop. They were similar to the wooden oxen designed by Zhuge Liang during the Three Kingdoms period.
The sedan chair bearers continued to "Nine shallow and one deep",
Xu Qinglang would let out an "Ah!" every once in a while,
Zhou Ze drove the electric scooter all the way.
Unknowingly, the group had already passed the city and entered the Tongzhou district.
A few years ago, the Tongzhou district was still a county under Tongcheng. It had just been removed from the county and changed to a district. Zhou Ze had come to this place when he was helping the old woman in the mortuary find money.
Finally, the sedan chair bearers entered a barren land diagonally below Jianghai Avenue. There were tall buildings on all sides, and this place was probably a construction site that had been delayed due to special reasons.
The road inside was not easy to drive on. Zhou Ze had no choice but to get out of the car and push the electric scooter forward.
After a few dozen meters,
Suddenly,
Everything became clear!
The barren land that was initially dark and lonely was suddenly decorated with lanterns. More than twenty open-air banquets were placed in front of them. Each table had ten plates of cold dishes placed neatly on it.
The crowd was moving, the rouge and the women were laughing and chatting.
A busybody raised his voice and shouted, "The groom is here!"
For a moment, makeup and dresses swarmed over. Zhou Ze only felt that he was surrounded by birds and swallows, it was very lively. Some people directly passed through his body and the car, going back and forth, tirelessly.
Meanwhile, Zhou Ze's right hand was clenched tightly. The mark was still burning.
As a matter of fact, Zhou Ze knew that the place was the place that the Envoy of Ghosts had to deal with.
The ghosts here had already formed an organization under the Ghost Madam's command. It was intolerable!
However, Zhou Ze was still holding it in. First of all, he had just become a temporary worker. He was not in a rush to start a new job yet. Otherwise, he might end up burning himself to death. After all, most departments in the world of the living would end up with temporary workers taking the blame. Zhou Ze believed it was the same in the underworld. After all, the people in the world of the living would only go to the underworld after they died.
Besides, Zhou Ze knew that if it was easy to deal with the Envoy of Ghosts, why didn't the little girl take care of it herself?
The Envoy of Ghosts even dared to invite him, a Envoy of Ghosts, to congratulate them. It was enough to show how fearless they were.
"Get the sedan chair down!"
The sedan chair bearers lowered the sedan chair. Xu Qinglang was pushed out. He was very reserved and shy, but at the same time, he was extremely embarrassed.
"The madam invites you over."
A woman in a black ancient dress came up to Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang and bowed.
"Let's go."
Zhou Ze patted Xu Qinglang's shoulder.
Xu Qinglang slapped Zhou Ze's hand away disdainfully, but he still followed Zhou Ze.
As they walked through the banquet, Zhou Ze was not used to seeing all kinds of ghosts pointing at him. Luckily, he could no longer hear the noise when they arrived at a two-story red house.
The building was decorated with lanterns and new Spring Festival couplets. It was a lively and joyous scene.
The layout of the building was similar to a modern building. The living room was located in the middle of the house. The servant in the black dress signaled Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang to enter.
"Are you looking forward to it?" Zhou Ze suddenly asked, "If she really has the same temperament as Wang Zuxian, you better not forget about your duties."
"I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it."
Xu Qinglang said fiercely. It was obvious that he was trying to drag Zhou Ze down with him.
Zhou Ze had been hitting him while he was down along the way, as if he was waiting to see Xu Qinglang make a fool out of himself!
Didn't he always like to say that he had more than 20 apartments?
Wasn't it the truth?
Did he purposely show off?
They walked into the living room and stepped on a bright red carpet. The walls were decorated with exquisite cross-stitch embroidery.
A woman in a red wedding dress was sitting elegantly at a small table.
The table was filled with delicacies and wine.
"Madam, Langjun, please take a seat."
The woman rose to her feet and gestured for them to take a seat.
The woman's face was covered by a veil, so they could not see her face clearly.
However, her voice was pleasant to the ears.
Zhou Ze sat down and tugged at Xu Qinglang. Xu Qinglang sat down shyly.
Since he was already here, he decided to wait and see what she was up to.
The dishes on the table were exquisite and fragrant. The wine was rich and refreshing.
"Madam, Langjun, please enjoy," the ghost lady gestured for them to enjoy their food.
Zhou Ze did not move. He maintained his composure.
Xu Qinglang, on the other hand, downed three cups of wine and exclaimed, "Nice wine!"
Following that, he kept eating, completely turning his grief and indignation into appetite.
Zhou Ze's chest heaved as he watched. He covered his mouth with his hand.
"What's wrong with you?
Eat, it's delicious. It's better than what I can cook myself. "Xu Qinglang was a chef, so he could easily tell the difference between good and bad dishes.
'Have you never watched horror movies? '
Zhou Ze thought to himself.
However, he did not say anything. He picked up a pair of chopsticks and put some food into Xu Qinglang's bowl.
"Be a good boy and eat more. There's no plum juice here, so I can't eat. You know what I mean."
Xu Qinglang grunted. He did not doubt the ghost lady's words and continued to eat. He was determined to be satisfied even if he had to die!
Besides, the food was really delicious!
Xu Qinglang wondered if he should ask the ghost lady about the recipes later. Even the best chefs in five-star hotels would not be able to cook the dishes as delicious as the ones on the market.
Xu Qinglang waited for Xu Qinglang to finish his food.
Zhou Ze nodded in satisfaction.
He asked the ghost lady, "Madam, may I ask how you cooked these dishes?"
"You're being too polite, Madam. I brewed this wine with the urine of passersby.
As for the food, I carefully cooked it with the freshest snakes, insects, rats, and ants … "
Xu Qinglang's expression instantly changed.
He pointed at Zhou Ze, but before he could say anything,
Before Zhou Ze could say anything,