"Dan Dan, I've said it many times. Don't throw garbage casually, and throw it in the middle of the road.
Do you know that tomorrow, the hard-working sanitation workers will have to risk walking to the middle of the road to clean it?
Because for them, not cleaning it clean might mean that their salary will be deducted. Some people who sit in the office and enjoy the air conditioner will be so bored that they will sweep up the dust within a square meter and use an electronic scale to measure it to see if it is up to standard.
Life is not easy. It's best not to add to the burden of other people's lives, understand? "
"Are you pitying them?"
"Oh no, how can I pity them? These stupid, dirty, greedy, selfish bugs.
Am I crazy to pity them?
I'm pitying myself.
F * ck, I've spent a hundred years trying to be a normal person, only to realize that I really can't fit in with this disgusting group of people.
I feel sorry for this city. I like this city very much. So, your garbage will destroy the beauty of this city.
F * ck,
I also hate this noisy and damned city.
I pity myself.
Because we will walk back and forth from this street at least twice a day. Tomorrow, if there is a car accident here, I will smell blood when I pass by. I will feel sick, and I will feel uncomfortable.
Do you understand? "
"Okay."
The girl bent down and picked up the box that she had just thrown in the middle of the road.
"Very good, one must have a public spirit. You've improved, Dan Dan."
The man snapped his fingers in satisfaction. He was dragging a suitcase. The suitcase looked very light because the suitcase could slide on the road by itself.
Moreover, the box was trembling non-stop, as if it was exerting a force on itself.
"I heard that a company made a product out of boredom. A suitcase that can be driven like an electric car by sitting on it."
"Sounds good."
"Not bad. You spent a lot of money to buy such a suitcase, and then everyone at the airport looked at you like a fool sitting on the suitcase alone."
"At least it sounds more reliable than alternative energy cars."
"What you said makes sense."
"When will the car you bought be sent for repair?"
"That car is not bad. I like it very much, especially the opening of the door. I have to scan the door with my phone to unlock it. Its anti-theft ability is absolutely top-notch."
"So when the scan fails, you can't even open the door?
We might as well use the key. "
"I'm just saying that it's good against theft. Look, even I can't open the door myself, let alone a thief."
"Tsk, if you put it that way, it does make sense."
A man and a woman in their twenties were walking side by side on the street in the wee hours of the morning.
"How long are we going to stay in Tongcheng?"
"I don't know. Let's wait for Grandpa's notice."
"I don't mind staying here, but I really hate the feeling of being a nanny."
"Dan Dan, you will mate, mate, mate, and become a mother in the future."
"I said nanny, not mother."
"But in fact, in my opinion, most mothers are just nannies."
"I find you to be very wise tonight."
"I'm wise and farsighted every night. Well, actually, I quite like this word. I remember when I first learned this word, it was a compliment.
But who would have thought that those bored bugs would actually make some changes. "
"How much resentment?"
"The year before last, Grandpa made another opium pipe. I gave him a thumbs up. You're so wise."
"And then?"
"He was beaten by Grandpa."
"Hehe."
"Don't laugh."
"If Grandpa knew that you secretly smoked his cigarettes, would he break your leg?"
"It doesn't matter as long as he doesn't break his third leg."
"Wise."
"Alright, Dan Dan, if we didn't meet Grandpa, our life would be very simple. We would live a shameless life in the forest without clothes. You would have a litter of them. Well, one litter after another.
You have to be glad that you've become a 'human' now. Well, at least you look like a human. "
"Why?"
"Because I've always been envious of humans' reproductive ability. They're already very good at giving birth and raising. Now that their medical conditions are developed, their survival rate is enough to make other species in the forest envious."
"Are you worried about the country and the people?"
"I guess so. Every time I think about this, I'm worried. I'm so worried that I want to go back and smoke a few more times."
"If Grandpa finds out about you …"
"It's fine. According to human society, if you smoke at the age of 16, your father will beat you up
But if you smoke at the age of 26, your father will pass you a cigarette when he smokes. "
"You mean you've already grown up?"
"Uh-huh, anyway, we don't have any good cigarettes here. Those people whose fate is just smooth sailing. Do you really think there will be any effect after using them as tobacco leaves?
"Food goes from being captured to a series of processes, and finally enters our mouths and finally excretes.
"Do you know how much energy can be absorbed by us and how much energy is wasted?"
"But you're still smoking. What's the point?"
"The streets are full of smokers. Go ask them."
The girl glanced at the suitcase beside her and frowned.
"Grandpa sent us here for him?"
"He's different. Grandpa values him very much. Otherwise, he wouldn't have gotten his essence alone and let the Treasure Silkworm hatch it."
"It's indeed different. The others are just illusions, like smoke. They seem to exist, but in reality, everything is an illusion.
But this …
It can actually grow up. "
"That's why Grandpa values him very much. Otherwise, when he left Tongcheng a year and a half ago, he would have left him alone to soak in a pool that even you and I covet.
"Usually, we can only get one or two pieces of this when we curry favor with Grandpa, but this guy has been soaking in a pool full of that thing for a year or two.
Grandpa really raised him as a human. Oh, no, he wanted to raise him as a human. "
"That's why he's naughty. When he's full, he can actually run out of his room and stroll outside."
"Don't be so resentful, especially towards Grandpa."
As the man spoke, he pointed at the sky.
He continued,
"Between the two of us, there are only two people in our lives who can't and have the least right to complain.
One is the Heavenly Dao Daddy above our heads.
Because it can still let us continue to brag and stroll the streets without worrying about being struck to death by a bolt of lightning.
The other is our grandfather. Otherwise, our bones would have turned to ashes by now. Moreover, we don't know how to build a grave when we die. In the future, our descendants will want to find a place to worship …
"Heh, our descendants probably don't know what it means to worship."
"I just want to go back to the sea and continue sleeping. I don't want to come to the city just to catch this thing."
"Alright, this is actually good news. This means that the tobacco leaves have already begun to mature. They have already developed to the point where they have the urge to have sex. They are not far from being finished tobacco leaves."
"What's so different about him? Why does Grandpa think so highly of him?"
"Fate. Although we like to say that all living things are equal now, in fact, we know best in our hearts that human lives are different. Just like the lives of humans and beasts, they are born different.
"Three years ago, when Grandpa first came to Tongcheng, he saw this person. At that time, Grandpa went up and asked for his birth date. Looking at his face and measuring his words, Grandpa concluded that he had the fate of a dragon swimming in the shallows.
"Just like some of the first emperors of ancient human dynasties, before they became famous, they were very unknown, but they just lacked an opportunity or the time was not right. However, their own fate had long exceeded the concept of great wealth and nobility.
"Grandpa had something to do at that time, so he left. However, he did tell Grandpa that he had gone to freeze sperm. That was why Grandpa set up everything when he came to Tongcheng again a year and a half ago."
"Heh, I can't feel anything different."
"Don't look at his current appearance. Hiss, you can't say that. Back then, Grandpa also told me that this person looks cowardly, but you really can't judge a book by its cover. He has the fate of a soaring dragon and leaping tiger.
"As long as this kind of tobacco leaf is nurtured well, grown up, and lit,
"Tsk tsk,
"I can't say that I can really steal his luck,
"At least I can taste some flavor and replenish myself."
"Then why don't you just plunder …"
The man reached out and stopped the woman's words,
He scolded,
"You already said that the big cigarettes we usually smoke are all for the sake of smoking. Firstly, that kind of method to directly plunder luck is not something that people like us can get involved in. Not to mention us, even Grandpa can't directly plunder the luck and life of the original body.
"Secondly, we've taken a roundabout way, and the effect is much worse, but it's better than nothing. The Dao of Luck is extremely ethereal, and only people at Grandpa's level can take a glimpse of it.
"Could there really be such a simple thing in this world,
Lock all the people who want to plunder in a room and let them lie on the bed to sleep,
This luck and life are directly sent over? "
"It's too profound, I don't understand."
"It's right that you don't understand. I followed Grandpa a few years earlier than you. There are some things that you have to learn slowly, and then …"
The man stopped talking,
Because he found that the door of the shop was ajar.
"Something happened."
A man and a woman immediately rushed into the shop,
They saw the female shop assistant who had fainted on the ground.
"She fainted," the woman said.
The man twitched the tip of his nose a few times, and then he revealed a cold smile,
"It's still up there!"
The man quickly rushed up the stairs,
He pushed open the iron door of the kitchen,
Just as he ran to the living room,
He saw Zhou Ze, who had just walked out of the room.
The man frowned slightly,
He suddenly felt that the intruder in front of him looked inexplicably familiar, but he was sure that he did not know the person in front of him,
He immediately pointed at Zhou Ze,
With a smile on his lips, he said,
"I don't know if you're a police officer or someone else, but I'm sorry, this isn't a place you can barge into."
Zhou Ze heard this,
As he wiped his hands with a tissue, he said slowly,
"Oh?
I don't think there's a place in Tongcheng that I can't come to. "
The man smiled,
He said,
"That's a beautiful thing to say,
I hope I'll beat you up later, when your face can kiss your balls,
You can still say such beautiful words. "
Boss Zhou heard this,
He was stunned for a moment,
He said,
"Good suggestion."