Actually, there was one thing that Zhou Ze had always been curious about
This was called "Lord of Mount Tai Prefecture", not "Husband of Mount Emei". Why did all the past Lords of Mount Tai Prefecture have a relationship with the monkeys?
If it was just a ritual or a standard, it would be fine, just like how there were always eunuchs and eunuchs in the Imperial Palace. However, it was obvious that the relationship between the Lord of Mount Tai and his monkeys was not as simple as a decoration.
He took out a tissue from the coffee table and wiped his mouth. Boss Zhou lowered his head helplessly and looked at the female demon monkey lying at his feet
What a pity..,
If this was the case, the grandfather of the two demon monkeys was related to the last generation of the Lord of Mount Tai Prefecture. From the way he scolded the monkeys after getting drunk, he could hear a sense of deja vu of "how deep his love was in the past, how deep his hatred was now".
Although that person was a loser, according to Zhou Ze's relationship with the last generation of the Lord of Mount Tai Prefecture, it was really inappropriate to use these two monkeys to cook dishes without a sound.
There were too many people in the shop, and it was also troublesome. There were relatives everywhere, and the seven aunts and eight aunts were talking about it. It made him worry that he would eat his relatives even if he wanted to eat a wild game.
"Go on, go on."
Zhou Ze glanced at Hou Liangliang who was standing in front of him,
He pointed up,
He said,
"What's going on up there?"
Zhou Ze could guess the general purpose, but he still had to listen to the other party's explanation of the specific operation and design.
It was not that he was greedy for this. If it were anyone else, they might really be very envious when they saw this kind of magical "Black Technology". After all, this was a magical thing that could increase one's luck and change one's fate.
In the secular world, there were many people who worshiped Buddha and prayed to God. What they asked for was only an illusory peace of mind. If it could really be confirmed to have practical effects, it would definitely make countless people jealous!
However, for boss Zhou, it was a little like a person who had just eaten a lot of fish and meat. Facing a plate of cornbread mixed with stones, he really could not raise his appetite.
The pharmacy next door was much better than the scene upstairs, whether it was the efficacy or the cost. Moreover, the pharmacy was still profitable!
"This is one of Grandpa's methods. Did you see the mother silkworm above?
It was that woman.
She was actually a matrix. In modern terms, she was a converter.
Grandpa would personally find some people with good fates, get their hair and birth dates, and so on, and then use the mother silkworm to give birth to babies. The babies that the mother silkworm gave birth to were actually not real babies. They did not have life. Strictly speaking, they were just a mass of air, representing that person's fate and a certain amount of luck.
Then, through grandpa's specially made tobacco pipe, I will inhale this mass of Qi into my body, just like smoking. As for how much luck I can get from it, it will depend on my luck. "
"Is it effective?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I don't know. Anyway, I sometimes smoke some secretly. I haven't seen any side effects yet. In fact, it's really the same as cigarettes on the street. Everyone knows that smoking is harmful to health, but as long as you don't get lung cancer, no one thinks it's really harmful.
As for the benefits …
In the words that Grandpa often said,
Even for demons like us, being able to eat bananas for one more day in this world is already considered extremely lucky. Why would we want fruit wine? "
Zhou ze nodded.
He said,
"Is there any way to contact your grandfather?"
"Well, Grandpa has always been homeless. He's very busy. Every time, he's the one who contacts us. Moreover, the places that Grandpa often go don't even have a cell phone signal.
"Actually, we weren't with Grandpa before. Instead, we lived in seclusion in another place. Grandpa will only inform us when he has something to do, such as coming to Tongcheng this time."
"Alright, clean up everything up there. Those children … Whether it's Qi or anything else, get rid of them for me."
"It's all tobacco leaves. What a pity …"
"Get rid of it."
Boss Zhou felt disgusted.
"Oh, okay, I'll listen to your orders."
"By the way, can that mother silkworm really give birth to a baby?"
"It can, but the price is very high. If it's just giving birth to Qi, it won't cause much damage to the mother silkworm, but if it really wants to give birth to flesh and blood, the mother silkworm's vitality will be greatly damaged
"The one who looked a little like you … That's the one who went in that direction."
"I have an egg here. Can it be born?"
Boss Zhou still remembered that he had promised the mother-in-law of the gambling house. If he could borrow this mother silkworm to give birth to her, that would naturally be the best. To be honest, even if he used money to open the way and found women who were willing to be surrogates to help him give birth to the child, they might not think much of it, but Zhou Ze still felt a little uncomfortable.
"In theory, it's possible, but if we want to speed up the ripening, we have to prepare …"
"There's no need to speed up the ripening. It's fine as long as it can be born."
"Ah, okay."
As for the damage to the mother silkworm, Zhou Ze didn't consider it. Hou Liangliang originally wanted to consider it, but after thinking about it, he decided not to.
Zhou Ze stood up from the sofa and pointed at Hou Liangliang.
"You said you know how to cook?"
"Yes, I know how to fly in the sky, swim in the river, and run on the ground."
"Okay, prepare some food. I have a few friends coming over later."
"No problem. Take a good look."
Zhou Ze stretched out his foot and kicked the unconscious female demon monkey under his feet,
He said:
"She won't die for the time being. You can rest assured."
"It's her blessing to die in your hands."
"I have a friend who is very similar to you. His name is An Buqi. He's a lawyer."
"That's my honor. It means that I have the fate of meeting a noble person."
"My friend is now on the run."
"..." Hou Liangliang.
"Alright, you can pack up. I'll go outside for a smoke."
"Feel free."
Zhou Ze walked to Hou Liangliang's side and looked at him sideways.
"You don't have to be nervous now. Although I feel a little disgusted by the things you guys are up to, I don't have that kind of deep hatred
Moreover..,
If nothing unexpected happens..,
That grandfather of yours still has some relationship with me. At least, it can be considered as having some relationship. "
Hou Liangliang was a little surprised, but it could be seen that he let out a long sigh of relief and said embarrassedly:
"So it's because the flood has rushed into the Dragon King's Temple. Our own people don't recognize our own people."
His grandfather hadn't come yet, but he took the initiative to acknowledge this marriage.
"Maybe."
Boss Zhou walked to the door of the shop and sat down on the curb. The sky was still dark. He took out his phone and shared his location with Old Xu again. Then, he added that he would bring the old priest and the little monkey along.
After a while..,
Xu Qinglang replied, "Isn't it a little cruel?"
Treating the monkey to eat the monkey's brain..
"Bring it along. The situation has changed."
After replying to the message..,
Boss Zhou put his phone beside him,
He took out a cigarette and lit it.
The two little monkeys raised by the old monkey were not inferior to or even surpassed the strength of those great immortals in the northeast. How terrifying was the old monkey himself?
Although he had lost the election, there were also levels of failure. Sometimes, being qualified to participate in the election was considered a kind of recognition of one's identity and strength.
As for whether he could win over the old monkey, Zhou Ze was not sure. People would change, and so would monkeys. But what if?
If he could really build a relationship with the old monkey, this would be the strongest foreign aid that the study room could use now, right?
How could he negotiate and communicate..,
This was not Zhou Ze's problem,
He directly sent the old priest to communicate. Anyway, the old priest was close to the monkey and had the experience of raising a monkey.
After smoking a cigarette,
Zhou Ze yawned,
It was time. He should go to bed now. He looked at his phone and reckoned that Old Xu and the others were about to arrive.
He stood up from the curb,
He stretched lazily,
Zhou Ze said apologetically,
"I'm sorry, I can't eat the monkey brain anymore."
After a while,
There was a response:
"It's … nothing …"
"It's rare for you to be so reasonable."
Boss Zhou was really a little surprised. Other things could be discussed, but when it came to "Eating", which was the so-called "Tonic", Ying Gou really didn't have the slightest bit of patience.
That's true,
The man who once sat at the top of Hell,
Had fallen into this situation,
Perhaps every day was really a kind of torment.
"Go... East... North..."
Boss Zhou wanted to take back the little touch he had just now. Obviously, Ying Gou was thinking about the hard dishes and didn't like this appetizer dessert.
"You have to let me rest for a few days to catch my breath, right?
I still have to wait for my subordinates to come back. Don't worry, when the matters here are settled and the team has rested and returned to the team, I will immediately go to the northeast to help you find the dragon vein.
If you can eat a little stronger, I will also feel safe going out, right? "
"You... This... only... look... at... the... door... dog..."
Yo, I've been recognized.
"Hey, there's something I've always wanted to ask you. How did we get out of Hell that time?"
If he only answered that he walked out of the Bridge of Helplessness,
That was just nonsense.
Ying Gou was too lazy to talk nonsense,
So..,
He didn't answer.
"Alright, I'll ask in a more tactful way:
Is the old priest in our bookstore the reincarnation of a Prefect? "
There were some things..,
No matter how much he observed and analyzed, it was still just a guess, and the only person who had the ability and qualifications to put the coffin on this guess was..,
Only Ying Gou.
First, the ghost proof fell into his hands, and then he met the Mountain Moving Ape. One by one, boss Zhou didn't feel that he was the son of destiny. He wasn't that delusional.
Why did the legacy of the last generation of the Prefect fall on his head?
If..,
If the last generation of the Prefect was actually by his side, then everything would make sense.
Taking shelter from the rain under the eaves of someone else's house, he should at least give them some money, right?
This time..,
Ying Gou didn't remain silent,
He said something that seemed to be equivalent to not saying anything, but it also seemed to make everything clear:
"Don't … Have … I … You … Died … A long time ago …"