"Hahaha, damn, did you see that? Did you see that? That bastard was beaten up again!"
"Wuhahaha, Wuhahaha, he's still the King of Hell. He's still the King of Hell. He's being pressed down by an old monkey like a toilet seat."
"F * ck, this old monkey's punch is really ruthless."
"This slap is so satisfying. Slap this bastard to death!"
The "Divine Beasts" of the northeast kept coming out of lawyer an's mouth one after another.
Perhaps it was because on the eve of leaving Tongcheng..,
Lawyer an had specially gone to the pharmacy ward to visit the old priest,
Just like how ancient people had to go to their ancestors' graves to pray for blessings before traveling far away,
Perhaps because of this, he had received the "Blessing" from the old priest,
So he was not clear,
What kind of "Heroic" posture was he using right now, crazily testing the edge of courting death.
Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me …
Logically speaking, lawyer an was actually a rather reserved person. He was a person who did not let go of himself so easily. He was a person who was very good at judging the situation. Although he had not escaped from vulgar tastes, he was not so good at letting go of himself.
But today, he was indeed in a daze. Firstly, he had a sense of empathy for the old monkey. Secondly, he had beaten up the King of Hell. Under the double boost of pleasure, he was really completely high.
Most importantly, lawyer an did not even think that the person beside him might be the real ruler of hell. Eliminating this possibility, lawyer an's behavior and performance were actually very normal.
Colleagues sitting together and talking about the chairman's embarrassing stories and gossip could also make it easier to get closer to each other.
The middle-aged man had his eyes closed during this period of time,
Lawyer an's voice kept echoing in his ears,
He was not angry,
He just smiled,
It was as if he saw a flea jumping around in front of him,
And this flea was quite interesting.
Finally..,
He opened his eyes,
His eyes were bloodshot.
"You're really, really happy."
"Ah, aren't you happy?"
The middle-aged man nodded,
He said,
"I'm happy."
"Isn't that it? As long as you're happy, it's over."
"Do you know who I am?"
The middle-aged man asked again.
"I don't know who you are, but I know you're very tall."
"How tall?"
"In short, it's very, very high."
"How high is it?"
"Well, no matter how tall he is, he can't be taller than him."
As he spoke,
Lawyer an pointed at the dharma body of the King of Hell that was being pressed down by the old monkey.
The middle-aged man nodded.
He sighed with emotion,
"Yeah."
"Isn't that fine? Anyway, we're not as tall as them. Let's just watch the fun and be happy."
"That's true."
"Hmm?
By the way, would you like some beer? "
Lawyer an took out another can of beer from his backpack and handed it to the middle-aged man. Then, he simply sat down on the spot.
In front,
It's raining.
However, the area of the rain was only limited to the battlefield.
Maybe it was still raining at the boss's side.
The wind on his side didn't even get any stronger.
The middle-aged man also sat down and took the beer.
"Come, this is the second time we've met. Cheers!"
The middle-aged man raised his beer can and clinked it with lawyer an.
Actually..,
This was not the first time the two of them had drunk together.
"Bro …"
Lawyer an put his hand on the middle-aged man's shoulder.
The middle-aged man frowned slightly.
Fortunately, this was not the first time lawyer an put his hand on his shoulder.
It was a little more bearable than the first time.
Everything was the same. The first time was always a little dark. After that, it was lubricated.
"Brother, it's true. The first time I saw you, I felt that we hit it off."
In front,
The old monkey was still fighting with the King of Hell.
On this side.
Lawyer an began to build a relationship.
A small person has the wisdom of a small person, and a small person also has the way of survival.
If your head is always looking up, you will find that no matter how high you climb, you will always be a small person.
You have to laugh, make noise, sing, and dance in front of them.
The more comical, stupid, funny, and embarrassing you appear, the people sitting on top will be at ease with you. Only then will they... find you interesting.
Nowadays, when many people write self-introductions, they often write "I don't like to socialize and like to be alone." and then they always feel that they are very special and strange. But in reality, how many of those people who socialize outside really like to socialize?
"Is that so?"
The middle-aged man took another sip of wine.
It was as if he didn't care about the fact that his dharma body was being ravaged by an old monkey.
However.
The bloodshot veins in his eyes were slowly fading.
It was slowly fading.
"That's right. We really hit it off. If it wasn't for the fact that I was afraid of being rude and afraid that you would think that I'm trying to climb up the social ladder, I would have wanted to cut off my chicken head and become sworn brothers with you."
"Yes, I'm indeed trying to climb up the social ladder."
"..." Lawyer an.
"Well, Brother, when making friends, there's actually no distinction between high and low, nor do you care about your status. Otherwise, how can you make real friends? Don't you think so?"
The middle-aged man put down the beer can.
He pursed his lips.
He said,
"The word 'friend' is actually two strings of money."
"..." Lawyer an.
Lawyer an suddenly felt that it was a little difficult to communicate with him, but he still braced himself and said,
"Brother, can you tell what my identity is?"
"A sinner."
"Yes, actually, I can tell that you've seen through my identity."
These words were a little confusing.
The middle-aged man digested it.
Then, he nodded.
"But I admire your habit of not looking at people with colored glasses. This is the breadth of mind that a real big shot should have. This is the breadth of a real man!"
Lawyer an recalled the advertising slogan of a mobile phone that was once very popular. Yes, it was said that the mobile phone company was now bankrupt.
"What are you trying to say?"
"Nothing much, Brother. If you have any ways in the future, you can help me. If you have any good things to do, you can also help me.
Brother, you still have to go down later, right? "
The middle-aged man nodded.
"That's fine. Anyway, I'm up there. It's not convenient for you to go up and down, is it?
If you need anything in the future, you can call me. "
"Didn't you say that you're already doing an individual?"
"I'm doing an individual, but the boss I'm following now is a good person, but he's too lazy. Anyway, I don't have anything else to do, so I have a lot of free time."
This was a big shot.
If he could build a good relationship.
It was still very important for the future development of the study room.
The middle-aged man nodded.
"Okay."
"Brother, you're straightforward. Later, let's leave our coordinates or something. We'll keep in touch in the future. I'll burn some for you during the New Year. Don't think it's too little. It's all a little token from me as your brother."
"Help me with something right now."
"What is it?"
Lawyer an was a little amused. He had already pressed his head down as his younger brother, but in the end, the other party really ordered him around.
But life was like this. Why was the "Overbearing CEO" theme so popular now?
The reason was very simple, because most people could only be grandchildren in real life.
The middle-aged man pointed in front of him.
"Help me go up and shout something."
"Shout?"
Lawyer an was stunned for a moment and quickly said,
"Well, let's just sit here and watch the show. Why do we have to force our way up? Those big shots don't take us seriously anyway."
The middle-aged man looked at Lawyer an and smiled without saying a word.
"Okay..."
Lawyer an took a deep breath.
"Okay, Brother, tell me. Why do you want me to help you shout?"
"Walk forward first. I'll tell you."
"Okay, it's really strange."
Lawyer an stood up and took a few steps forward with the beer can. He turned around and looked at the middle-aged man.
"Shout what?"
The middle-aged man raised his hand.
He gestured for Lawyer an to continue moving forward.
Lawyer an took another ten steps forward before he stopped. He turned around and asked,
"Shout what?"
The middle-aged man gestured for him to continue moving forward.
Lawyer an ran forward for a distance in one breath.
When he was about to reach the rain area, he stopped.
He turned around.
He shouted,
"Shout what!"
Damn it.
There were so many things.
The middle-aged man picked up the beer can again.
He put it to his mouth.
Lawyer an's body suddenly trembled.
He couldn't help but do the same thing.
He put the beer can to his mouth.
He took a sip.
Then.
The middle-aged man put down the beer can.
Because he was sitting.
And Lawyer an was standing.
Therefore, the beer can in Lawyer an's hand fell to the ground.
The rest of the beer splashed out and scattered all over the ground.
Lawyer an panicked.
He was different from Zhou Ze and Xu Qinglang.
He was not used to having external forces control his body.
The middle-aged man raised his hand.
Lawyer an also raised his hand.
The middle-aged man smiled.
Lawyer an also smiled.
The middle-aged man didn't move.
Lawyer an continued to walk forward.
Go.
Go.
Go.
They walked into the rainy season.
They walked into the muddy area.
He walked into the area where the sounds of hammering were like thunder.
They kept walking. They kept walking.
Until the old monkey's gaze shifted here.
Only then did Lawyer an stop.
There was a smile on the corner of the old monkey's mouth.
Lawyer an's eyes were bitter.
But there was a smile on his lips.
Suddenly.
Lawyer an realized that he seemed to have gone overboard.
A huge shadow began to strike.
How tall are you?
I'm not tall.
Because I'm lying down now.
Lawyer an wanted to turn around and look at the Battery Man in the distance.
But he couldn't do it now.
His body was completely out of control.
He raised his hand and slowly retracted four of his fingers, leaving only his index finger pointing at the mountain-like old monkey.
The middle-aged man said, "The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight..."
Lawyer an said, "The King of Hell wants you to die at midnight..."
The middle-aged man's eyes turned red.
Lawyer an's eyes also turned red.
A red light shot out from Lawyer an's eyes.
It started to get bigger and bigger.
It started to get faster and faster.
It carried an unstoppable aura.
"Bang!"
It pierced through the old monkey's chest.
The old monkey's body swayed.
It opened its mouth.
It couldn't make a sound.
Finally.
From the body of the King of Hell.
It fell.
"Boom!"
At this moment.
It was like.
The mountain collapsed.