"Hello everyone, I'm Allen. Who do you think left the deepest impression on me this year?"
"Nagini?"
"No, no, no, he came once, and his salary is too high.
Anyway, I won't admit that I didn't invite Nagini because the female audience likes to watch him. You should like me. Don't forget who's the host here.
That's right, I will never invite him before the ratings fall to the previous year's record. "
"Tony?
Although I want to invite Tony here, he's busy saving the world recently. "
"You know, Iron Man, Superhero, Superhero, Blah Blah Blah Energy Transformation, the news about Tony recently made me sick."
"Well, it seems that you can't figure out who this person is."
"Wait?
Yes, you're right, that person is Justin Hammer. "
"I swear, the program absolutely did not accept his money. I sincerely think that Justin Hammer is the guy who left the deepest impression on me this year.
For example, he used 7.5 billion US dollars of stock to exchange for 6 billion US dollars of stock from Nagini, and then used less than 3 billion US dollars to return all the stock in his hands to the other party. "
"To be honest, many people think that Mr. Justin Hammer is a fool, but I think it's the opposite. He's a genius, a genius in the case of investment failure!"
"If you want to make money, you can buy opposite of Mr. Justin Hammer.
Or you can be his friend?
For example, Nagini successfully got billions of US dollars from the other party. Seriously, why don't I have such a friend? "
"If you want to experience the joy of going bankrupt overnight, believe me, as long as you follow in the footsteps of Mr. Justin Hammer, you will feel very happy!"
The above was a clip from the latest episode of The Allen Show.
"Bang!"
"Sh * t!
Damn it, what's going on?
What the hell is going on! "
"You don't know?
I have hundreds of millions of US dollars a year in public relations, and you're showing me this? "
"What?
Is this to increase the attention of Hammer Group?
Is your head full of shit? "
"Get out, get out of here!"
In the CEO's office of Hammer Corporation, a terrifying roar sounded, followed by the sound of a computer being smashed.
The employees outside the office all lowered their heads, afraid that Hammer would use them to vent his anger.
It couldn't be helped. Recently, Justin Hammer had become the biggest joke in America.
It sounded inconceivable, but that was the truth.
In the past half a year, Hammer had stepped on almost all of the landmines in the investment field that he shouldn't have stepped on.
If he hadn't made the deal with Nagini in the beginning, he wouldn't have lost billions of dollars, and he wouldn't have become a joke in the United States.
If he hadn't been in a hurry to sell Stark's shares when they were at their lowest, he would be as glorious as Nagini now.
In half a year, Hammer's personal assets had evaporated by billions of dollars. If it weren't for his big heart, he would have been lying in the hospital.
However, compared to the loss of assets, what was more unacceptable to Hammer was the change in the number of shares, and the bad signs that emerged from the group.
Because these two transactions were the personal actions of Hammer and Nagini, it didn't affect Hammer Group and its shareholders.
However, Hammer had lost one-fifth of his shares after all.
In addition, the two failed investments made the major shareholders of the group doubt his ability.
Why was Hammer angry?
Was it because of the satire of a talk show?
Don't fool around. Just 1% of his assets was enough to squash everyone in this talk show to death.
What really made him angry, or even shocked, was the reaction of the shareholders.
This made him very uneasy. Sitting in the messy office, Hammer's eyes flashed with gloom.
In any case, he had to do something. He didn't want to be dismissed by the shareholders like Tony.
Tony could get up again because he was Tony Stark, and he had Nagini's help.
But he was only Justin Hammer, and could only be Justin Hammer.
At the same time, in the meeting room of the senior management of Stark Corporation, everyone left in satisfaction with the end of the equity auction. Only Tony, Najini, and Miss Potts were left.
Obadiah was dead. What about his shares?
He didn't have any children. Was it just going to be scrapped?
That wouldn't do. How could America let go of such a big piece of meat?
In line with the principle of fairness, there was this "legal" auction. Tony bought 10% of the shares, Nagini bought 5%, and the rest was given to the relevant people.
As for who these relevant people and the money from the final auction went to?
It was hard to say, and it couldn't be said.
But in any case, the ending was beautiful.
Nagini, Tony, and the relevant people divided up Obadiah's shares at a price far below the market price, and America also received a large financial subsidy.
After the auction, Potts was instructing the employees to clean the room.
As for Nagini and Tony?
As the bosses, the two of them naturally didn't have to stay here.
Stark Corporation had two penthouses. One was what most people thought was the penthouse, which was Tony's CEO office and shareholders' meeting room.
But in fact, very few people knew that it wasn't the penthouse.
The real top floor was above. It was one of Tony's properties. No one knew what he was thinking. Eight years ago, Tony suddenly wanted to transform the top floor into a property.
Then, there was this super-large villa with an indoor area of more than two thousand square meters. But most of the time, Tony still chose to go to the villa by the sea instead of living here.
As the elevator on the top floor opened, the bright lights of New York came into view.
There was a staircase in front, and the air was a bit cold. On one hand, it was because this place was indeed too big, and on the other hand, it was because no one had been here for a long time.
Tony took out ice and milk from the fridge and poured himself a glass of whiskey. He sat down next to Nagini and handed the milk to Nagini with a questioning look in his eyes.
"Who the hell are you?"
Nagini, who was lying on the sofa, glanced out the window, then rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Who am I?
Did the village just get internet?
Or am I already a has-been star?
Wikipedia has information about me. "
Tony shook his head, took a sip of whiskey, and his eyes flashed with seriousness.
"You know that's not what I'm talking about. I have the film and TV materials from that night.
After calculation, your starting speed reached 300 meters per second without any assistance at that time! "
Nagini shook his head and asked with a disapproving look,
"So?"
Tony took a deep breath, and his eyes flashed with seriousness and confusion. "I asked Jarvis to investigate your information, but I found that all your information is normal, which just means that it's not normal.
You aren't an alien, are you? "
Tony couldn't sleep at night these days.
Every time he closed his eyes, Nagini's figure would always appear in his mind.
Damn it, if he didn't know that his sexual orientation was normal, he would have thought that he was going to be bent!
It couldn't be helped. On the night of the battle with Obadiah, Nagini's behavior had a great impact on his worldview.
It was like a stray dog that a modern person had raised for eight years. One day, the dog suddenly spoke and said that it wasn't an ordinary dog, but a Howling Celestial Dog, and then performed a Celestial Dog Devouring the Moon on the spot.
Although it was a bit inappropriate, that was what it meant.
In short, Tony's worldview was turned upside down. Shouldn't the human body's 100-meter limit be 9.29 seconds?
What the hell is a 300-meter per second starting speed?
A speed more than thirty times faster than the human body?
Won't your muscles strain?
Can your bones withstand such a powerful recoil?
And how can your body erupt with such amazing power?
Every night, as long as Tony closed his eyes, countless questions about Nagini would appear in front of his eyes.
Tony, who had been suffering from insomnia for many days, really wanted to say when he saw Nagini again — it's too hard for me!
However, looking at Tony's bloodshot and tired eyes, Nagini thought for a moment, and hesitation flashed in his eyes. "Do you want to know?"
Tony's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously. "Of course."
Then Nagini took a deep breath, and a serious look flashed in his eyes. "Then I'll tell you the truth. I'm actually a transmigrator. I came from another parallel dimension, and the purpose of coming here is to destroy Earth."
The joy on his face froze at this moment. Staring at Nagini, Tony was silent for a long time, and finally, his eyes were bitter like a resentful wife.
"This is the script for your next movie?"
Nagini's eyes lit up, and he patted his head. "Yes, this idea is good, right?
I've even thought of a name. It'll be called Comic Big Monster. "
As soon as his voice fell, Tony sighed, and he patted Nagini's shoulder with a complicated expression. "Bad money?"
Nagini was stunned, and then his eyes widened. "How can you accuse me for no reason?"
Tony shook his head and sneered. "Innocent?
The day before yesterday, I saw you sitting with that damn salted fish and sharing a plate of fennel beans. "
As soon as his voice fell, Nagini's face turned red, and the veins on his forehead bulged. He argued in embarrassment. "How can you say bad money when it's art?"
After the argument, everyone laughed.
However, the laughter dissipated, and a set of snow-white teeth suddenly appeared outside the dark window, followed by a light cough. "Ahem, can you open the window first?"
On the side, as soon as Frey's voice fell, Nagini, who was drinking milk, pretended to be surprised. "Huh?
Why is there another person here?
Oh my god, it's amazing ~ ~ "
Frey's face darkened outside the window, and he glared at Nagini. "Get lost, or I'll sue you for racism!"
Nagini rolled his eyes and gave the other party an international gesture.
Bulge (F * ck)