America, New Mexico.
Sitting on a sand dune, Coulson looked at the endless desolate desert in front of him. In front of him was a beautiful sunset, but at this moment, Coulson did not have the slightest intention to enjoy it, because he was panicking!
To be honest, when he first came to New Mexico, Coulson did not take it seriously, because in his view, this mission was very simple. Wasn't it just a hammer that fell from outer space?
What's the big deal?
But soon, Coulson realized that things were not that simple.
Especially when he found out that it was not just a hammer that fell on Earth, but also an alien.
Many years of experience in handling cases made Coulson instinctively feel that things were not that simple, and the subsequent events proved that his judgment was correct.
After some contact, Coulson learned that this alien was actually Thor, the God of Thunder in the Norse mythology system. The reason he came to Earth was because of some fucked up family conflicts. In short, after some blabbering... crackling... things, the impulsive Thor was exiled to Earth by his father Odin.
What to do?
Although he was exiled to Earth, he was still the son of the God King Odin, they could not really tie him up and conduct human experiments, right?
In the end, both sides reached an agreement. S.H.E.L.D. would prepare an identity card for Thor, and he could live on Earth, but there were only two conditions, one was to not cause any trouble, and the other was to not expose his identity as an alien.
At first, Thor did not agree, but after being beaten up by society?
Thor felt that it was good for everyone to have a peaceful talk.
After all, he was exiled, and without his divine power, although he was much stronger than the weak humans, he was not the almighty Thunder God.
However, just when Coulson thought that the matter was over, an accident happened.
Four extraterrestrials from Asgard found Saul and told him the truth.
After he left, the old King Odin was plotted against by Thor's younger brother, the Evil God Loki, and was now in a coma.
The regime of Asgard had changed, and the current King was the Evil God Loki. The four of them came to find Thor and let him return to Asgard to defeat the Evil God Loki.
Old King?
Eldest Prince?
Little Prince?
Wasn't this a palace drama between two sons fighting over the old man's inheritance?
Coulson was helpless. He wanted to tell the other party that this was an internal struggle of Asgard, and they could do whatever they wanted. Even if their brains were to be spilled, they wouldn't care. But could they not involve Earth?
Saul also said that this matter was Asgard's business, but the four guys from Asgard who came to see Saul said that they wanted to watch the show quietly?
Impossible!
When they came to Earth, Evil God Loki already knew that the other party would definitely stop Thunder God from returning to Earth. He would even kill Thunder God on Earth. At that time, even if Earth said that this matter had nothing to do with them, no one would believe it because Loki would definitely put the blame on Earth.
What could Coulson do? As an Earthling, he was also helpless.
Then, he called the old fox Frey. After all, the director of S.H.E.L.D. was very experienced in this area.
However, although Frey said that he would send reinforcements, in fact, the reinforcements that came were somewhat different from what Coulson had expected.
It wasn't that he was disappointed. Coulson hoped that the people who came were: Iron Man – Tony Stark, his old friend – Nagini Dunn, but these guys with powerful destructive power didn't come.
However, America sent a missile force. According to Director Frey, the force in his hands was enough to subvert the regime of any country in Africa.
(Wakanda: Meow meow meow?)
Thunder God was very happy. He didn't expect that after only knowing them for two or three days, the Earthlings would be willing to send troops to help him. Sure enough, the Earthlings were good allies of Asgard!
Coulson was very happy. Although the people he expected didn't come, he still had a good team in his hands.
The soldiers who were sent over were also very happy. They had fought black, white, and yellow people before, but this was the first time they had fought aliens. As proud American soldiers, they expressed great anticipation for the next battle.
At the same time, the Third Princess of Asgard, Evil God Loki, was also very happy at the moment. Because while this group of idiots was assembling their troops, she had activated the Destroyer mech built by the gods from Asgard's treasury!
Counterattack?
Take back the power of Asgard?
Are you kidding me? Go play in the mud on Earth for me!
So, with a burst of exciting BJM …
He's here, he's here, he's here, he's here on the seven-colored glow!
At first, with the sudden appearance of the seven-colored glow, everyone panicked. But as the seven-colored glow dissipated, they saw only one person in the Destroyer mech.
Everyone laughed. Their laughter was filled with confidence and disdain!
The four warriors of Asgard rushed up first. The fat axe man shouted for Asgard and jumped up bravely. Then, he was punched by the Destroyer!
The Valkyrie was not to be outdone. She pierced the Destroyer's chest with the sword in her hand when the Destroyer was about to make the final blow. But the problem was that the Destroyer's interior was pure energy.
In other words, the Destroyer had no weakness, and then the Valkyrie successfully fell.
The remaining hammer man and sword man saw that the Destroyer was so fierce and hurriedly expressed their RBQ!
RBQ！！
Coulson was helpless. These aliens did not seem to be as powerful as he had imagined. It seemed that it was necessary to let these backward aliens know how terrifying the people of Earth were!
Speaking of which, when they counterattacked, could they turn Asgard into a colony of Earth?
Then …
It turned out that Earth was a stinky little brother!
Although the four warriors of Asgard were defeated in a single blow, they at least had time to type GG. As for the soldiers of America?
They didn't even have time to type GG before they were wiped out by the other party!
What should he do?
Coulson was desperate.
He didn't expect this iron giant to be so powerful!
After thinking for a thousandth of a second, Coulson realized the seriousness of the matter.
He took out his personal ID and car keys from his pocket and handed them to Saul beside him. His expression was solemn and solemn. "I'll find a way to hold him back. You drive my car away from here immediately!"
Saul was very moved. He never thought that Coulson, who had only known him for two or three days, would be willing to protect him with his life in addition to sending troops to help him!
And when he thought of his younger brother, who had lived with him for thousands of years, but who would crazily attack his waist when he wasn't paying attention?
Saul shed tears of sadness.
Fortunately, Coulson didn't know what Saul was thinking at this moment.
The reason why he helped Saul was because Saul's identity was special.
He could die, but he must not die on Earth, because the evil god Loki would definitely throw the blame on Earth.
Coulson's sacrifice was not for Saul, but for Earth.
But what if he knew what Saul was thinking?
To be honest, he really needed to think about whether it was worth it for him to do this. After all, this was a big fool. It was better to help his brother who was scheming for power than to help him.
Then something happened that made Coulson break down. He was ready to buy time for Saul, and he was even prepared to sacrifice himself. But Saul patted him on the shoulder, and then in front of Coulson's dumbfounded eyes, the big fool shouted, "I am the Thunder God Saul, the glory of the North God."
He rushed forward with a silly look on his face.
Then …
It was estimated that it was only a second?
In the past, this Mr. Saul said that he could fly. Now Coulson believed it, because the other party was really in the sky now.
At the same time, Coulson's mentality collapsed to the extreme because he thought that Saul's head could not be saved, but now it seemed that Saul's whole body could not be saved!
Looking at the second princess of Asgard who was spinning, jumping, and not stopping in mid-air?
(I've been watching Thor 3 repeatedly recently and found that Hila is the real man, and the other two are delicate little women.)
Coulson was desperate!
Then the next moment, just when Coulson was desperate, with a flash of lightning and thunder, the Asgard prince who he thought had died just now actually came back in armor!
"Rumble!"
An incomparably dazzling thunderbolt that connected heaven and earth suddenly appeared on the ground.
Then in the vast Gobi Desert of New Mexico, a heroic roar sounded, "I am Thor, the Thunder God, for the glory of the gods of the north!"
"Rumble!"
In an instant, the world lost its color at this moment!