Francis died, and this incident was a big blow to Deadpool.
But after ten minutes of pondering, what was he going to do?
He realized a problem. He was not as handsome as Ryan Reynolds, so his looks were not that important to him.
In fact, if he had to make a choice between his appearance and his big penis, Deadpool would not hesitate to choose the latter.
So the question is, why does Deadpool have to restore this disfigured face?
The reason is very simple, because Deadpool is worried that his sexy little wife will not be able to accept his ugly appearance. After all, this society still depends on one's appearance.
So the key point is not that he has become ugly, but his girlfriend, Vanessa.
How to make the other party accept his ugly face, Deadpool felt that he needed to make up a white lie, such as a hero saving the beauty.
Well, although it's a bit old-fashioned and even tacky, this kind of plot will definitely succeed … right?
So, Deadpool, who left Queens, quickly came to the beach near Brooklyn. Don't ask him why he knew that Nagini was here.
He is the omnipotent Deadpool, and he never relied on threatening a fat salted fish with a knife to obtain information, absolutely not!
However, Deadpool, who came to this junkyard, couldn't help but stop because the surroundings were too quiet, so quiet that he could clearly hear his heartbeat and breathing.
A gust of wind blew, and from the dust, Deadpool smelled the smell of death and corpses.
This made his expression dignified, and what's even more frightening is that he actually got hard!
Sh * t, don't look at me like that, everyone's performance in the face of fear is different, for example, a certain person will get an erection after watching a horror movie …
Ahem, in short, with many years of experience, Deadpool determined that this junkyard was abnormal.
The moment Deadpool came here, he realized this problem because the surroundings were too quiet.
You know, even if it's a barren desert, you can still find traces of life if you observe carefully, but here?
Deadpool raised his leg and kicked the pile of cold metal parts next to him, and shouted:
"Cybertron, transform!"
However, not even a black crow floated in the sky. Deadpool curled his lips, and with a disgusted look, he raised his middle finger at the salted fish who exposed his secret:
"Trash, you deserve it!"
Twisting his butt, Deadpool tidied up his black tights.
He hopped and skipped happily towards the huge aircraft carrier.
It couldn't be helped. Who asked him to like big ones?
Regardless of whether it was him or others, as long as it was big, it was good.
At the same time, in one of the cabins of the aircraft carrier, a huge figure was sitting on a two-meter folding bed.
His body was as sturdy as an iron tower, and his thick arms were only as thick as an adult woman's waist. On his thick and short neck was a head covered in black scales, and the scales shone with a metallic luster.
Like a giant beast, he sat on the swaying foldable bed, looking like he was about to fall asleep.
Judging from the ear-piercing sounds that rang out from time to time?
This poor bed that couldn't bear the burden was obviously going to die.
On the black hand that was shining with a metallic luster, a drop of ruby-like blood stopped on the finger that was as thick as a carrot.
The pure black, ink-like pupils stared at the drop of fiery red blood in front of him. Nagini frowned slightly, "Why do I feel like I'm missing something?"
Nagini had a total of three states, namely the fifth stage of the Space Serpent, the fourth stage of the Time Dragon, and the unborn Godzilla.
In fact, Nagini's current state was quite awkward.
Although the Time Dragon was very strong, it was not strong enough to fight against the entire world. After all, the dragon was still in the fourth stage.
And Nagini's strongest state was the fifth stage of the Snake Monster.
Due to the lack of space energy to activate it, it still couldn't be activated.
In other words, the upper limit that Nagini could erupt with now was actually only the fourth stage of the dragon.
It was strong, but it had not reached the level of invincibility.
If he was just an ordinary supervillain, Nagini wouldn't need to be so cautious.
But he knew very well that he was different from a normal villain.
Once he appeared, what awaited him was not the resistance of one or two superheroes, but a group of superheroes, and even a supervillain's general attack.
After all, what he wanted to destroy was the entire world.
Because he couldn't do anything in the short term, Nagini, who had nothing to do, thought of Godzilla, who had not yet been activated.
The drop of blood in his hand was the gene of Nagini's third race – Godzilla. But what made Nagini puzzled was that when he wanted to activate Godzilla's gene, he always felt that something was missing.
At first, Nagini thought it was nutrients.
But after absorbing the vitality of hundreds of people, including several mutants, he didn't feel the satisfaction that Nagini wanted.
This made him think of a special kind of raw material that Godzilla regarded as food – uranium metal.
And just as he was thinking about how to get the "nuclear" raw material, the door of the room was violently pushed open with a "bang" sound.
Nagini couldn't help but tremble. The folding table under his butt still broke under the weight that this life couldn't bear.
"Click!"
Deadpool, who was holding the mobile phone, accurately captured the scene of Nagini's embarrassment. At this critical moment, he pressed the shutter button on Nagini.
But after a while?
Nagini didn't say anything, he just looked at Deadpool calmly, letting time pass by.
Under Nagini's gaze, Deadpool, who felt uncomfortable, couldn't help but say: "Don't look at me like that, I will be shy."
But facing Nagini's indifferent gaze that didn't change in the slightest?
Deadpool, who felt flustered, could only wave his hand helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll delete it, okay?
What a boring man. "
After confirming that Deadpool had deleted the photo, Nagini's face relaxed slightly, but he still asked impatiently:
"What are you doing here?"
Not caring about Nagini's attitude at all, Deadpool looked at Nagini with a bitter face:
"You are responsible for me."
With a slight frown, Nagini, who got up, looked a bit serious:
"I said, I can't solve your problem."
As said before, Deadpool's ability is like two sides of a coin. Since he got an amazing recovery ability, he must bear the price of becoming ugly.
Otherwise, with Deadpool's recovery ability, why didn't he go directly to the plastic surgery hospital, but instead, he looked for Francis who caused him to look like this?
Because conventional means can't restore his body at all.
His body seems to be fixed, and no matter what kind of changes are made, it will eventually return to this ugly … not very handsome appearance.
It's as if someone used the power of the rules to forcibly lock Deadpool's body.
Nagini may be able to kill Deadpool, just like two years ago, Ancient One eliminated the space rule power of Nagini before he died.
But whether it is Nagini or Ancient One, they may be very strong, and they may even be strong enough to destroy the rules, but they can't change the rules.
It's like you can break chopsticks, but you can't turn wooden chopsticks into iron chopsticks.
Because wood is wood, and it is impossible to turn it into metal.
However, in the face of Nagini's rejection again, Deadpool shook his head disapprovingly.
As he spoke, he gestured with his palm: "No, you can, you just need to do this first, and then last, and then last."
Najini rolled his eyes and sent Death's Servant flying with a backhand slap. "Scram!"
But it didn't take long for Deadpool to run back again, like an octopus, wrapping around Nagini, and twisting his buttocks wildly: "I don't care, you have to be responsible for me."
"Get lost!"
"No, unless you help me bite it."
"Boom!"
"I'm kidding, if it doesn't work, I can help you bite it. My technique is very good, and Wolverine said it was good."
"Get lost!"
"Bastard, that's not what you said in bed last night."
"Boom!"
Ten minutes later …
Half an hour later …
An hour later …
Nagini, who was irritated to the extreme, broke the half-meter-thick load-bearing pillar of the aircraft carrier with a punch. He glared fiercely at Wade, breathing heavily, and with a few bloodshot round eyes, he gritted his teeth and said:
"Get off of me, I promise."
Deadpool's eyes flashed with surprise, and he excitedly twisted his buttocks under Nagini's crotch: "Really?
I don't believe it, unless you … "
Looking at Nagini's eyes that became unfriendly again, Deadpool swallowed, he scratched his head, and laughed dryly:
"How could I possibly want to do it on you?
How about you treat me to a taco?
I want to eat the big and thick one!
It's best to have a thick, white sauce, oh my God, it's so delicious! "