It was said.
It was really said.
It was said that most girls would learn a skill at a certain stage in their lives without a teacher.
The name of this skill was called fake orgasm.
Yes, everyone understood. It was the kind of thing where when the man was making 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This kind of behavior was called fake orgasm.
It was said that girls usually did this for a few reasons. First, it was to take care of the man's dignity. This was easy to understand. Second, it was to protect their own face. They didn't want to be thought of as frigid. This was barely explainable. Third, it was to stimulate the man to finish quickly. Because it was f * cking painful and swollen. If he didn't come out soon, he would be kicked off the bed … and so on.
In short, the reasons were very complicated.
And this kind of fake was very subtle.
For example, there were always some idiotic public accounts and retarded websites on the Internet that would post articles that "teach you how to see through fake climaxes". It was as useless as "how to tell whether the otaku around you is a real otaku or a fake one". Damn it, was it something that made you feel good and happy to know that the otaku around you was actually your girlfriend, a beautiful woman with a family worth tens of millions and eight houses in Shanghai that had been demolished in real life?
So, why did you have to see through your girlfriend's fake orgasm?
There were only a few reasons. Was it because you were useless, or did you not love your girlfriend enough, or were your skills not good enough?
No matter what the reason was, digging to the bottom would only be asking for trouble.
It would only lead to a very sad result.
So, it was rare to be confused, learn to play dumb, learn to act, don't be narrow-minded, and look at the long-term. Maybe you would fall into self-doubt because of your girlfriend's fake orgasm, but you have to remember that there was a certain group of vulnerable people in the world who didn't even get to watch fake orgasms, let alone real orgasms …
So, it was rare to be confused.
Sometimes, men had to learn to play dumb.
But sometimes, they couldn't.
For example, now.
In front of Sun Lang, Empress demonstrated a pseudo-climax technique without anyone teaching her.
After she touched Sun Lang's hand, she found that her strength did not work. But in the blink of an eye, the famous general of the Heaven's Origin Army made an emergency response with her decisiveness and superb acting skills.
Empress Tensei's face was like a peach blossom, her eyes were moving, her delicate body was trembling, and her breathing was rapid. She subconsciously curled up her sparkling fingertips, and her entire being exuded an astonishing charm.
Most of the people present were old coachmen. Not only had they seen pigs run, but they had also eaten pork until they vomited.
They could see His Highness Empress's current state at a glance.
But it was fake. There were special effects.
Sun Lang stared blankly for a moment before he flew into a rage. Rage, fury, and fury.
He said angrily, "You!"
Damn it! Damn it!
His reflexes were extremely fast, his brain was nimble, and he understood Empress very well. Therefore, he immediately reacted — the Great Strength of Health did not work, but this shameless b * tch had actually arranged it herself!
Empress almost laughed out loud in satisfaction. Sun Lang's shocked and angry eyes were really amazing. It gave her a great sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, not at all inferior to the time when she successfully tricked Sun Lang and forced him to meet Xue Baochai face to face in Mingzhou's tent.
You didn't expect this, did you?
Of course, Sun Lang did not expect this.
He didn't understand women's hearts and didn't expect that there would be such an operation.
That's right … Empress only wanted to make herself fall into a [Beep — —] state by coming into contact with the Great Bodyguard Power, so that she could flip the table and accuse Sun Lang of doing something dirty. In that case, it didn't matter if the Great Bodyguard Power worked or not, because she could act it out herself!
The Divine Strategies General, who was slow to react, was both shocked and furious.
No one could understand the anger in his heart.
Just as no one could imagine how Sun Lang, who left the Great Barren Mountain back then, found out that he had the Great Bodyguard Power …
That was really a wet past that he couldn't bear to look back on …
Therefore, Sun Lang was simply flustered and exasperated.
Damn it, I was a good man who kept his chastity in the beginning!
I didn't know how much trouble, criticism, and slander this damn curse had caused!
I was regarded as a pervert from the East!
I was regarded as the high priest of the Goddess of Love!
I was regarded as the world's number one sexual apathy healer!
I f * cking got into trouble the moment I reached out my hand!
After the accident, all I could do was run!
I couldn't explain it clearly!
I said it but it didn't listen!
I was misunderstood!
I was criticized!
I was acknowledged as a master!
And now!
I temporarily balanced the power of this curse and can touch women normally without any pressure!
Just a touch of the hand!
And you, you dare to pretend to be in heat and slander me?
I want to open a Niagara Falls from your body!
Empress was still acting for herself, "You … what did you do to me?
Shameless! "
Sun Lang was furious, "Bitch!
How dare you! "
He reached out to grab Empress. As the heroine of Houtu, the role model of all women in the world, the Tensei general was as weak as a shy and powerless young lady at this moment. He only had time to let out a scream.
However, the Tensei officials had already seen the opportunity.
Du Keming shouted, "Sun Lang!
You, the great General of the Shentse, actually committed such a despicable act! "
With this order, regardless of whether they reacted or not, the generals immediately exploded. Fist winds intertwined, palm winds like thunder, fiercely bombarding Sun Lang, "How dare you!"
Sun Lang was furious, "I didn't!"
He reached out to parry and block, slashing and hitting, blocking everyone's attacks. After all, his martial arts were much better than everyone else's. Although Tensei Province had the advantage in numbers, the number of people who could besiege Sun Lang in a unit of time was limited. He resisted without any pressure. The Shentse general shouted, "How shameless!"
Du Keming had a lot of prestige in the residence. At this moment, he shouted, "Men and women should not touch each other. There is a difference in seniority. Everyone turn around!
Madam Li!
Please come and take care of His Highness! "
Li Jing's wife, Zhang Chuchen, was a female general of Tensei Province. She was usually inseparable from her husband and was also present tonight. Hearing this, she immediately rushed forward to support Empress. This wife was rich in experience. She could tell whether or not she had reached out. The two exchanged glances. Zhang Chuchen was also a quick-witted person. In an instant, she understood Empress's plan.
His Highness is really decisive. This sacrifice is really too big.
She sighed in her heart.
Then, Hong Funu coordinated with her and said with grief and indignation, "His Highness … His Highness's body has been tampered with!
Sun Lang, what did you do! "
Sun Lang's anger grew. He opened his mouth and cursed, "F * ck your mother!
Li Jing is a eunuch. You should have rubbed it yourself, right?
Don't you know what it's like when a woman is in love?! "
Even though Zhang Chuchen was already a married woman and was straightforward and generous, she couldn't handle this level of flirtatious words. She couldn't help but blush and spit.
Although Li Jing had stepped on some clues and was cautious and tolerant, Sun Lang was not only scolding his wife and talking dirty, but also implicating himself. As a husband and a man, how could he bear it?
Moreover, Sun Lang had been messing around these days, causing Tensei Province to be in a terrible state. Even with Li Jing's temper, he couldn't bear it.
Therefore, General Li waved his palm and said sternly, "What a joke!
Do you, a Jinling virgin, know what it's like when a woman is in love? "
Sun Lang's eyes flashed with a fierce light. He stepped forward and waved his arm. The extremely simple movement seemed to have gone through extremely precise calculations and thousands of times of practice. He dodged the attacks behind him by a hair's breadth and punched at Li Jing. Li Jing immediately knew how powerful he was. His comrades on both sides also moved to help. However, Sun Lang's punch was filled with anger. Although it didn't have a lot of killing intent, it did have some killing intent. How could it be so easy to dodge?
With a bang, Li Jing crossed his arms and blocked Sun Lang's attack. He only felt that where Sun Lang's fist reached, layers of True Qi that were like raging waves exploded out one after another. In the short span of a breath, 12 waves pressed down like toppling mountains and overturning seas. He cried out loudly, and his entire body was struck to the point of flying out, and he cried out in his heart that he was lucky.
If not for Cheng Yaojin and Hou Junji's desperate attacks from behind, forcing Sun Lang to defend himself, if Sun Lang's fist had stuck to his arm for a few more breaths, the waves of true energy would have been enough to injure his internal organs and make him unable to use his true energy for three months.
But the current situation couldn't be considered comfortable … Li Jing was sent flying. Seeing that he was fine, no one cared about catching him. They could only watch as General Li crashed out of the hall.
As they moved to cover for him, they cried out, "Sun Lang hit someone!
Sun Lang hit someone! "
Sun Lang was seething with anger. "I'll f * ck all of you bastards to death!"
Once his temper flared, the pressure on the others increased several times. Even Qin Qiong, who had hidden injuries and rarely fought, was forced to join the battle. But even so, the situation was still overwhelmingly disadvantageous.
Sun Lang, as the most ferocious hexagonal warrior of the empire, could be said to be flawless and all-rounded. Not only did he completely suppress his opponents in terms of strength, he was also the best at fighting one against many. Relying on his ghost-like movements and his tyrannical ability to control the field, he shuttled back and forth in the crowd. Every time he moved, his opponents would feel impatient and extremely uncomfortable. After all, the meaning of lightness skills and footwork was to occupy an advantageous position and face the least number of enemies in the best posture. And this point, he could not be more familiar with it in the bloody Great Desolate Mountain.
In the blink of an eye, several people were sent flying and fell down, but Sun Lang's spirit was still undaunted, and he was unstoppable. The valiant generals from Heavenly Planning Mansion who fought against him were all shocked. This sort of opponent made them feel despair, and they didn't even know whether taking turns to fight against him would be effective.
The warriors of the empire had developed a habit over the past few hundred years, and that was to use the Imperial Army when they couldn't solve a problem. This kind of dependence was deeply ingrained in the bones of every warrior, especially the high-level warriors. Everyone even thought that the Imperial Army was one with them. Using the Imperial Army would not be an unfair victory.
So someone shouted, "This won't do!
Use the Imperial Army! "
It was exactly the same as the time when they caused havoc in Tensei Province.
Sun Lang laughed loudly. His laughter was full of mockery and sarcasm. "Have you forgotten how to walk without the Imperial Army?"
Flames burned brightly, and the golden light was sharp. Two Seven Luminaries Sacred Swords appeared out of thin air and revolved around Sun Lang. The terrifying sword light pierced everyone's skin. Sun Lang raised his hand and grabbed the two sacred swords. Then, he assumed the starting position of the Starburst Slash. "Today, I, Sun Kiren, will cut all of you into plasticine!"
At this moment, Li Jing, who had been kicked out of the hall, shouted loudly outside.
"Catch the thief!
Catch the perverted thief! "
The vast Tensei Province woke up in an instant!
The loyal soldiers, the guests who supported them, and the people with extraordinary abilities all moved in an instant upon hearing the news.
With painstaking management, the support of the Emperor, and a great reputation, the Tensei Province had recruited countless elites over the years. Its foundation was deep, its strength was powerful, and its influence was vast. It was already a significant political force in the imperial court, and it already had the air of a warlord.
The arrow formation, the military formation, and the orderly footsteps caused the earth to tremble. Faint vibrations could be heard in the air. Experts with superior movement skills were quietly hiding in the darkness, waiting for the next order. The ground of the entire Heavenly Policy Mansion began to circulate with a strange light. That was the sign that the Array Masters were activating the array …
Since His Highness Empress was inconvenienced, Du Keming became the commander-in-chief for the night. He was very calm, and his goal was clear. His only mission tonight was to force Sun Lang to retreat. That was all.
So, he shouted, "Sun Lang!
Let's call it a night, shall we? "
Sun Lang held the two sacred swords as if he was holding a butcher's knife, but he looked very intimidating. Hearing this, he shouted, "Who do you think you are?
Bitch!
Come out and talk! "
Empress and Zhang Chuchen were blocked by seven or eight Tensei officials. After a while, Hong Funu's voice rang out, "His Highness … His Highness has fainted!"
Sun Lang said angrily, "Bullsh * t!
Bullsh * t! "
Du Keming said, "His Highness is no longer fit to meet guests!
Tensei Province will not pursue what happened tonight. Please stay clean and leave quickly! "
Sun Lang raised the sacred swords. Before he could speak, Du Keming shouted again, "Otherwise, let's have a big fight and shake up the capital. Let's make a scene in front of the Emperor!
His Highness Empress will fight with you to the end even if he has to give up his reputation!
Just wait for your reputation to be ruined! "
General Shentse was so angry that he laughed, "Do you think I'm afraid of you?
I didn't see the Emperor tonight, and I miss him a lot!
You guys slandered my reputation tonight, and I must settle this score! "
Just as he was about to make a scene, he suddenly remembered Shen Yaohua's advice.
A just cause enjoys abundant support, while an unjust cause finds little support. However, with this kind of thing happening tonight and shaking up the entire capital, things would probably become very troublesome … If he only wanted to vent his anger and make the situation very passive, it was indeed not a wise decision.
Moreover, Bao Heizi had just vomited blood and was bedridden, so it was better not to scare him.
… F * ck.
Forget it.
Sun Lang slowly put away the sacred swords and said lightly, "I'll let you guys off today."
Du Keming sighed in relief … This guy knows what he's doing.
Just as he was about to say something polite, he saw Sun Lang put his hands into his robe, as if he had touched something. Then, he heard Sun Lang lazily and unenthusiastically say four words.
"Heavenly Man Scattering Flowers."