In the main hall of Shinto Province.
Sun Lang sat at the head of the table. Beside him sat the civil and military officials. Everyone looked solemn.
Brainstorming.
Brainstorming.
In the past, the generals of the Northern Theater of Operations had gathered together to discuss important matters. A few years ago, they had also gathered together like today. At that time, they were discussing how to expel the Sky Demon and reclaim their territory.
Today, they were discussing the same important matter.
It was related to the safety of the generals and their lifelong happiness.
Originally, no one was interested in Sun Lang's affairs at all. However, the General of Divine Strategies sharpened his knife. He had a sense of heroism that said, "If I'm done for, you guys won't have it easy either." Everyone had no choice but to stay and help him clean up his mess.
General Shentse sat at the head of the table and said, "Come, let's talk. What should we do?"
No one spoke.
Sun Lang crossed his legs and said coldly, "You don't want to talk, right?
Android! "
An Zhuo revealed a simple and honest smile. "General Zhan, you know me well. My wives are very obedient. If they don't listen to me, I'll just slap them. If I glare at them, they'll be so scared that they'll go limp. They've always been the only ones who are afraid of me. A real man can control his wives!"
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and looked at Pan Mei.
Pan Mei said awkwardly, "Zhan Shuai, you also understand me. My family is childhood sweetheart in the clan. We've known each other since we were young. Women are in charge of domestic affairs while men are in charge of external affairs. She has never asked about my matters. I also don't know how to coax my wife. In any case, we've always treated each other with respect."
Pan Mei continued to roll his eyes and looked at Ma Shiying.
Ma Shiying was more cunning. He held back his laughter and said, "General Zhan, you know me. I'm an honest man. I've never been a womanizer. How could my face be covered by the old cat at home?"
Sun Lang looked at Yan Song.
Yan Song smiled awkwardly and said, "Commander Of War, you know me …"
Sun Lang Senran said, "My patience has dropped to a critical level."
F * ck, why did it fall on me?
Yan Song felt the murderous aura and immediately forgot about making fun of Commander Of War.
However, he was in a difficult position.
Was it really that hard to deal with women?
It shouldn't be hard at all …
"This … I think it's very hard."
He could only say sincerely, "General, you've done too many bad things. and you can't hide it. Even if you can hide it now, it will be exposed sooner or later. Why don't you buy a washboard and wait …"
Sun Lang looked at him darkly. His eyes revealed a murderous glint. He had a look that said, "I'm going to stuff the washboard into your pistil."
Yan Song shivered and immediately said obediently and quickly, "Of course, it may not be a dead end. There are priorities. Some bad things are not serious. Even if they know, they will just hit you coquettishly. But some things are serious. I think they will tear you into pieces …"
Under the deadly stare of General Shentse, Yan Song spoke faster. "So we'll sacrifice the rook to save the king. We'll use the less serious things to cover the more serious things. It's like lying. It's the hardest to distinguish between nine truths and one lie. Let the target's attention always focus on the unimportant things …"
Everyone's expression did not change, but they secretly gave him a thumbs up.
You're really something.
He was indeed quick-witted. Yan Song's plan made Sun Lang ponder. He slowly nodded and then asked, "What's important and what's not?"
Yan Song counted on his fingers and said, "Making a scene in Tensei, beating a prince, making a scene in the Imperial Ancestral Temple, roaring at the court, bullying Empress, accusing the monarch, running amok in the palace, conspiring against the law. These are all small things."
"…"
"…"
Hearing this, everyone's expression was a bit strange. They felt that something was not right.
Sun Lang asked again, "Then what's important?"
Yan Song said again, "Naturally, it's taking over a brothel, bullying young girls, seizing cat girls, taking in concubines, spreading sexual images, keeping a princess …"
Someone in the hall tried to stifle a laugh.
Sun Lang looked around the hall. The generals immediately became like quails, not even breathing loudly.
General Shentse was silent for a moment, then said, "You all know that I'm not that kind of person."
Yan Song said submissively, "We all know that General Shentse is a man of noble character and unquestionable integrity, and that you don't get close to women. But it's useless just knowing that. Do you expect women to be reasonable?"
Sun Lang nodded and said, "Yes, women are troublesome. They don't have reason, they make a big fuss, and they also like to use this as a pretext to make a fuss. They hold on to a small mistake and make men die. Of course, I'm not afraid. I just don't want to see unnecessary disputes. Do you understand?
Come, let's talk again. How should we cover? "
Ah?
Why is it still me?
Yan Song looked at the generals of Shentse for help. These disloyal bastards only gave him a look that said, "Do your best." Then they hung up high.
Sun Lang urged, "What's wrong? Do you still need to organize your words?"
Yan Song quivered and said, "This is easy!
Dare I ask Marshal, those … confidantes of yours all admire you very much, right? "
Sun Lang smiled proudly, "Of course!
Humph, those are all women who are in love with me. None of them want to marry me. I've worked hard to get them. They're much better than you guys who only know how to go to the brothels. There's no need to doubt the feelings between us! "
Yan Song nodded and said, "That's good. Since they admire you so much, then this matter is much easier. These days, the Marshal has been separated from them, and you've been alone in the capital. You've been fighting hard against all kinds of dangerous enemies. It's hard to describe all the dangers in a few words. You've been in danger everywhere, and you've barely made it out alive …"
Android listened attentively and couldn't help but say, "Wait a minute, fighting hard and dangerous battles?
Why do I feel that the Marshal is having a lot of fun scolding and smashing along the way … "
Yan Song glared at him and said, "Do you want to say it?"
Android immediately smiled and said, "I'll shut up, I'll shut up."
"Anyway, that's it."
Yan Song said, "We can slightly modify this statement to make the situation seem more dangerous, to make the Marshal's actions seem more dangerous. You see, your confidantes are in love with you. If they find out that you're in danger at every step in the capital, they won't have the time to care about other details. They'll definitely throw themselves at you, asking about your well-being, worrying about this and that …"
Sun Lang's eyes lit up. "Good idea!"
Yan Song smiled and said, "Marshal, you already have a plan in mind?"
Sun Lang said excitedly, "Of course!
I already have a preliminary plan in mind! "
Yan Song cupped his hands and said, "As expected of the Marshal, you're quick-witted and resourceful. Your subordinate only raised an idea, and you immediately came up with a complete plan. Really …"
"Alright, alright, don't flatter me. Your idea is very good. Thank you very much this time!"
Sun Lang patted Yan Song's shoulder and said, "Alright, this matter is settled. I'll go and arrange it first. You guys wait here for a moment. This matter still needs your help — I'll go!"
After saying this, General Shentse used his body movement and rushed out of the main hall like a whirlwind. No one knew where he ran to.
The Shentse generals were left looking at each other.
Yan Song was stunned for a moment, then he let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat on his head.
The generals also stood up and surrounded Yan Song. They reached out and patted his shoulders and arms, looking very admiring. Pangji, who had been silent because of his lack of relevant experience, praised sincerely, "Old Yan, you spoke well. I didn't know that you had this kind of ability."
Shan Xiongxin also smiled and said, "As expected of a scholar. I was stunned listening to you. You scholars have a lot of tricks in your stomach. We can't compare to you."
Pan Mei directly hugged Yan Song's neck and said, "Ha, tell me honestly. You're so experienced. Is it because you've been in real combat too many times?
How many times have you experienced this kind of calamity? "
"… Ha?"
After a period of noise, Yan Song finally let out a cry of surprise.
"You guys … don't know?"
He said in surprise, "How would I know these things?
It's just that the Marshal urged me to hurry, so I had no choice but to talk nonsense. Why did you guys take it seriously? "
Time froze.
The Shentse generals who were full of praise, excitement, surprise, and curiosity all froze.
It was like a painting.
Then …
"What the hell!?"