In the palace.
In His Majesty's bedroom.
Strange teasing laughter rang out.
"Your Majesty, do you still not feel it?"
"So what?"
"Are you enjoying it?"
"What, you don't like it?"
And so on.
Someone's strange laughter, meaningful dialogue, and the Emperor's impatient scolding. With all these sounds mixed together, it could only be described as messy.
If not for the fact that these sounds were restricted within the bedroom by a mysterious force and were not heard by the palace servants outside, General Shentse's reputation would really be damaged.
On the dragon bed, the Emperor of the World let out a slightly frantic roar. "You … bastard!"
As an Emperor, he was born noble and did not eat the food of the common populace. Therefore, his vocabulary of cursing was extremely limited. After holding it in for a long time, he could only say "bastard" without any lethality.
However, Sun Lang's level of posture was much higher than his. He held up the picture book that the Crown Prince's residence had rushed to print overnight and showed it in front of His Majesty. The page full of breasts, the blood-boiling scene, the unprecedented posture, and the shocking number of people sharing the same screen … It was obviously a 3A level masterpiece.
He showed it while laughing. "Your Majesty, are you not interested at all?
The leaders of the court are very interested in it. You don't have any reaction at all. No wonder Empress said that you can't do it anymore. "
These words were vicious, a hundred times more vicious than the Emperor's scolding. No man could stand it.
Li Guangyuan fell for it. He roared, "That bitch!"
Sun Lang sighed again. "I didn't expect Your Majesty to have such a secret. It really makes one sympathize. I heard that you haven't been close to women these years. Now it seems that it's not that you don't want to, it's that you can't."
"To tell you the truth, I haven't been close to women these years. However, you and I are fundamentally different. I keep my chastity like jade. Although all the women in the world are within reach, I don't touch them. I'm a saint of love and my heart is focused on one person. Your Majesty, you have the heart but not the strength. You have also caused a great waste of social resources. Tell me, aren't all the beauties in the harem idle?
You're occupying the latrine but not taking a shit. "
"It's not that I'm scolding you, Your Majesty, but in life, there are only killing and manipulating. Your Majesty, you wanted to kill this great subject, but you couldn't. You allowed this subject to wander from the Great Wilderness to the capital in one hundred different ways, but you couldn't do anything about it.
"And you can't do it anymore. You can't do it. You can't even touch a single one of these two major life events. Adding these two failures together, you've got two failures. It's like a hellish time."
He said sincerely, "Look at how defeated you are. Why don't you commit suicide?"
The Emperor wished he could smash his dog's head with a punch. He lowered his voice and roared, "Did you come all the way here just to tell me this?
Get lost!
Scram! "
Sun Lang waved the book in his hand and said, "No, I'm here to promote this masterpiece to His Majesty. It's a masterpiece of surreal magic that can be passed down through the ages and be admired by future generations. Damn, it's a masterpiece of the feudal era. If it were to be passed down to the modern era, it would be auctioned off at a sky-high price …"
The Emperor shouted at the top of his lungs, "Guards!
Guards! "
Unfortunately, the sound in the bedchamber was blocked by Sun Lang and The Devil. Not a single sound could be heard. Sun Lang still smiled and said, "Your Majesty, are you sure you don't want to read it?
This comic is very good. After Empress Empress finished reading it, she excitedly forgave His Imperial Highness The Crown Prince. The two of them stayed in Ju Chen's house for a long time. Unfortunately, they are not related by blood. Hey, what do you think this is … "
The Emperor glared and shouted, "Hou Ji!
Throw him out! "
In the void, The Devil said, "That's enough."
Sun Lang smiled and said, "That's nothing. I still have …"
Before he could finish, The Devil said faintly, "I have a piece of news here. Do you want to hear it?"
Sun Lang raised his eyebrows and said, "What news?"
The Devil's tone seemed to contain a hint of a smile, "Not long ago, the Tensei Province mobilized a large number of people. Empress surrendered. The civil and military officials left Dingyuan in a grandiose manner …"
Hearing this, Sun Lang's expression suddenly changed. Without saying anything, he turned and walked out of the door.
The Emperor and The Devil watched him push open the door and leave. Just as they were about to say something, Sun Lang shouted at the door, "Your Majesty can't make it!"
Suddenly, there was an uproar outside. The Imperial Physician, the Chief Eunuch, and the General of the Imperial Guards rushed in. Before they could save the crying Emperor, they saw His Majesty sitting on the edge of the bed. His skin was rosy, his eyes were wide open, and his expression was agitated. In short, he looked full of vigor. Where were the signs of dying?
Both sides looked at each other.
The Emperor was stunned for half a beat. He seemed to realize that he was still playing the role of a patient. He immediately rushed to the bed and took only a short second to pose for a peaceful death.
"…"
"…"
The atmosphere froze.
No one said anything. No one dared to move.
The Emperor finally realized what had happened.
He also realized that when Sun Lang said "Your Majesty can't make it", he did not mean that his life was in danger.
"Traitor!
Bastard!
Bastard! "
What shrewdness, what forbearance, what stratagems, everything was thrown to the back of his mind. The Emperor cursed loudly in front of a group of palace people.
In the void, The Devil sighed silently.
Not pretending anymore?
Announcing that his body had recovered, he was going to take charge again and return to the front of the stage.
Directly confronting Sun Lang face to face.
Was this his intention?
Also, that picture album …
He had glanced at it a few times before. When he saw the page full of filth, he knew what it was.
After all, humans were a species that was easily driven by low-level desires. Because of primitive and vulgar desires, they had made countless mistakes. But they were passionate about it and never tired of it. Everyone was like this.
As an extraterrestrial life form, The Devil was not very interested in these things.
Before this, he had heard that Sun Lang had painted a long mural in his home, but he did not know the content.
The Emperor had also heard that although the Emperor was recuperating, he still maintained control of the situation in secret. It was just that it was not convenient for him to get the specific content for a while. Now that such a thing had happened and Sun Lang had used that kind of thing to make fun of him, the Emperor was probably disgusted with this picture album.
Well, now was not the time to think about this.
This thought only flashed for a moment before it was put aside by The Devil. There were still many important things. For example, the body chosen by the Emperor … was becoming more and more disobedient.
After Sun Lang was playful for a while, he strode out of the palace.
He ran quickly all the way without stopping. The guards were already very familiar with him. Seeing his angry face, they let him go. A loyal soldier with a strong sense of responsibility came out to stop him, but he was scolded in the face, "What are you investigating? If I assassinated the Emperor, would I run out in such a hurry?"
The implication was that if he had done such a big thing, he would have slashed his way out.
The other party was also shocked. He was pulled to the side by his colleagues and could only watch as Sun Lang swaggered off.
After Sun Lang went out, he saw several groups of people guarding the palace gate. They looked very anxious. When they saw Sun Lang, they hurriedly greeted him. Seeing this, General Shentse said concisely, "Is it about Empress?"
Everyone nodded quickly.
"F * ck."
Sun Lang's face was as calm as water. He stepped on the ground and rushed into the sky.
On the official road outside the city, a fight caused a traffic jam. Fully armed soldiers blocked all the carriages and pedestrians. Everything that happened here was unknown to outsiders. The conflict had ended, and the atmosphere became very strange. The people on both sides faintly formed a circle and looked at the center. Two women stood opposite each other with indifferent expressions. They seemed to be talking about something.
After listening for a while, they heard a faint rumbling sound coming from the horizon. Sword Qi was awe-inspiring, crossing the mountains and rivers. An overwhelming and fierce aura caused the faces of the soldiers who had experienced hundreds of battles to change. Even the well-trained warhorses neighed uneasily. Everyone raised their heads and saw Sun Lang riding on the wind and arriving with Sword Qi.
When he landed, his cold eyes swept around.
Everyone in Shinto Province said in unison, "Greetings, Marshal!"
The people in Tensei Province looked stern as if they were facing a great enemy.
Sun Lang turned around and looked at the two women. Yinluo and Empress stood side by side.
Empress's face was as calm as water. She still didn't say a word.
Yinluo, on the other hand, showed a surprised smile. "You are here!"
Sun Lang came in front of her without saying a word. He directly grabbed the arm of the power armor and pulled Yinluo behind him. He looked at Empress coldly. "Stay away from her."