As soon as Sun Lang came out, all the people on horseback looked at him and laughed.
Someone then shouted, "Commander in chief, you're so fast!"
Another person then pretended to be angry and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!
Commander in chief keeps his chastity like jade and cleans his body. His Primordial Yang Child Technique is unrivalled in the world. He wants to be number one in the world for the rest of his life! "
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and said, "Your mother's fart, your father is the one cultivating the Child Technique!"
As for what kind of divine technique Jia Ying the Commander Of War was cultivating, it had always been an unsolved mystery in the Tianyuan Army. After all, Houtu was a country of martial arts, so everyone was very interested in this kind of matter.
Among the many guesses, the most popular one was naturally an extremely formidable Child Technique. Those who successfully cultivated it could walk unrivalled in the world, but Gul'dan said that one had to pay a price to become strong.
The price was naturally to not break the precepts, to keep one's chastity like jade, to not get close to women. That was why the Commander Of War said he wanted it, but his body was very proper, spouting dirty jokes all day long, but he didn't touch a single hair on the Chao Po-tao.
It had to be said that this guess was reasonable and convincing. Even though Sun Lang denied it with all his might, saying today he cultivated the Marrow Cleansing Scripture, tomorrow he would say he cultivated the Blood Child Undying Body. Although no one knew what kind of technique it was, they didn't believe it at all.
If it's not the Child Technique, why are you so honest?
Normally, when you talk about the brothel, your eyes will shine, but when you're really dragged there, there will be a set of military rules and morality.
This joke had accompanied the Commander Of War's military career from beginning to end. Now that he brought it up again, it was rather nostalgic. Everyone roared with laughter, and someone deliberately shouted loudly, "If you don't cultivate the Child Technique, why don't you get close to women? You're even more disciplined than the monks of Sanskrit Temple?
Why don't you just go to the temple and have your head shaved? "
Sun Lang opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you slandering my chastity?
That's because I have a high cultivation level. That kind of thing can only be done with my own wife after marriage. Who would be like you, throwing your pure bodies into those filthy brothels? Don't you think it's dirty?! "
Immediately, a group of winners in life showed their marriage history, from the main wife to the concubines, and said that it was great to f * ck one's wife at home, and asked why the marshal was not married yet.
Sun Lang's face turned red, and he loudly defended himself, saying some words that were difficult to understand, such as "the basic law of marriage", "the revolution has not yet succeeded", and "defeat feudal imperialism". The cheerful atmosphere continued to spread.
Everyone made fun of him while winking at him, because the General Shentse's dangerous situation still hadn't passed.
Originally, Sun Lang had already arranged everything properly. He was overseeing the Imperial Palace, living in seclusion behind the scenes, while everyone went out of the city to welcome him and provide him with frantic assistance. He only needed to mention a bit about Sun Lang's current predicament and dangerous situation, arousing the worry and anxiety of Yinluo and the others, diverting their attention so that they had no time to pay attention to the fart things Sun Lang had done these past few days. Then, this matter could be considered an extremely peaceful conclusion.
Unfortunately, for some reason, Empress Tensei went crazy, unexpectedly running out to interfere.
Sun Lang was afraid that things would get out of hand, so he went straight out of the city. With a resolute attitude of not caring about their old friendship, he forced the other party to leave. However, although the current crisis had passed, the hidden threat still existed. If there were any more unforeseen events along the way, perhaps Sun Lang would have to kneel on the washboard tonight.
Everyone was well aware of this, but they did not speak loudly. They only reminded Sun Lang with teasing eyes and meaningful expressions, and expressed the central idea of "we want to cause trouble".
Sun Lang smiled proudly, took out a metal can from his arms, and mouthed silently, "This is food. It can be eaten, but it smells worse than shit. Do you see the fleet behind?
There is a car full of this. "
"…"
"…"
Everyone's expression suddenly became horrified and pained.
These ministers were all well-informed people. They immediately thought of the night when Hikari Kensei Wei Xihe went crazy, and the rumor that related palace guards leaked out that "someone threw shit into the palace". They immediately believed Sun Lang's words a little, especially Yan Song and Android, who almost screwed up today's matter. Both of them shrank back.
Sun Lang breathed a sigh of relief after scaring away the restless people.
His tensed mind finally relaxed, and the anxiety and panic in his heart slowly dissipated.
After hearing the news that Empress went out of the city, he did not even have time to think about whether The Devil's words were true or not, and rushed here as fast as he could.
It had been a long time since he lost his composure and was so anxious.
He was wary of Empress, hostile to Empress, and did not want her to meet Yinluo and the others.
He was not afraid that Empress would tell Yinluo about his great achievements, nor was he worried that Empress would make some annoying reports … He was just worried that Empress had some conspiracy, worried that Yinluo would be fooled, and worried that something bad would happen.
His concern for them overcame his petty thoughts.
So when everything was fine, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart was full of peace and tranquility. As long as everything was fine, everything was fine. Yes, the Copper Sparrow Pavilion and Ping Yang were just some small problems.
And …
Hearing the noise and laughter of the crowd, Sun Lang looked around and inadvertently looked behind him. His heart was slightly moved. Although the convoy had already traveled some distance, he still looked behind him, as if he was bored to death, or as if he was looking for someone's shadow.
Suddenly, he heard a question with a smile, "What are you looking at?"
Sun Lang suddenly came back to his senses, and his face seamlessly switched to a nonchalant smile, "Yo, Yinluo, I haven't seen you for a few months, and you've grown up again."
After not seeing Sun Lang for a few months, the girl was not used to hearing Sun Lang's dirty talk. But when she heard it again, she still blushed. She had not yet learned the skill of listening to Sun Lang's dirty talk without changing her expression.
Fortunately, the people who were traveling with Sun Lang were tactful and immediately shouted, "Let's go, let's go, let's go to the front, let this son of a b * tch eat some dust at the back."
After everyone left, Yinluo rolled his eyes and said, "You want to die!
What are you talking about! "
General Shentse smiled and extended his hand, inviting the girl to ride with him, but he was met with another eye roll, "In your dreams!"
Sun Lang withdrew his hand and smiled foolishly while rubbing his head. Yinluo waited for three seconds and saw him smiling foolishly. She snorted and also jumped onto a horse, came to Sun Lang's side, and raised her leg to kick him.
Sun Lang let her kick, of course, it was very light. He did not even use the soles of his shoes, just a light nudge. He sniffed the girl's faint fragrance and smiled, "This reminds me of a game called Violent Motorcycle."
Yinluo did not pay attention to what "Violent Motorcycle" was, and asked again, "What were you looking at just now?"
Sun Lang's tried and tested technique of "using flirtatious words containing Earth memes to arouse the curiosity of others to achieve the purpose of changing the topic" had failed. Without changing his expression, he said, "Look at my picturesque landscape."
The technique of "using rebellious remarks against the court to shock and panic the citizens of the Imperium to achieve the purpose of changing the topic" worked. After all, Yinluo was a proper citizen of the Imperium, and his mind had not been completely reformed yet. He did not have the revolutionary spirit to fight against the emperor.
She was so scared that she immediately looked around to make sure that nobody heard it. Then, she lowered her voice and said, "Do you want to die?
How can you say something like that so casually? "
Sun Lang chuckled and said, "That's right, I can't say it casually. After all, it's just empty talk now. It's just empty talk. When I really take the throne and sit in the Royal Court, what I say will be the real deal. Yes, when I become the Emperor, Yin Luo, you will be the Empress. Then, I can hold your hand and wave my hand at the top of the city wall. I can tell you, look, this is the country that I have fought for you!"
His words were very skillful. First, he followed the loopholes in Yinluo's words, which was very easy to cause the other party to refute and add on. At the same time, he also strengthened the remarks of "I want to marry you" and "I want to give the world to you", which were very easy to confuse women with sweet words like "I want to marry you" and "I want to give you the world", which were very easy to control the topic.
It could be said that General Shentse, who had a strong desire to survive, was already performing beyond his usual level.
However, Yinluo seemed to be deep in thought and said faintly, "I heard that Her Highness Empress is a popular candidate for the crown prince. If she becomes the empress, and if you, as an old flame, are fated with her, it will be your turn to be Empress …"
Holy shit!
Sun Lang almost spat out. He stared at Yinluo and said, "How can you have such dangerous thoughts!"
The girl laughed and said, "Okay, I'm just kidding."
She glanced behind her. Although she could no longer see the silhouette, humans were like this. They always held on to the impossible and tried to find something that was impossible to find.
Sun Lang frowned slightly and looked at Yinluo, only to see a tear in the girl's eye.
He was surprised and asked, "What's wrong?"
Yinluo forced a smile and then sighed softly, "Just a little … sad?"
Sun Lang was startled and then smiled bitterly, "You feel that what I said before was too hurtful?
You feel that it was a little too much? "
The girl shook her head and said in a low voice, "In the past, I only saw you as a sharp-tongued and full of nonsense. You could make people speechless and fly into a rage when you laugh and curse. Today is the first time I saw you speak seriously and hurt people deeply with your words … What you said made me feel that it was a little too much as a bystander. So, I was thinking, to be able to make you say such words, how much unforgettable pain must you have suffered back then to be able to completely cut off the feelings of the past …"
As she spoke, she gently wiped away the tears at the corner of her eyes. Then, she looked at Sun Lang and said softly, "It must have been very hard … Even your mood right now must be very bad."
The smile on Sun Lang's face gradually disappeared and he fell silent.
After a while, he said, "That is indeed the reason … Humans have compassion. For example, when you see a criminal who has committed many crimes suffering retribution, being bloody and dismembered, unable to live or die, listening to his screams and wails, most people would feel that it was too cruel. But that is just a very normal compassion."
"You feel that it is too cruel because you saw him wailing in pain, but you did not see the pleasure when he committed the crime. You did not see the desperate begging and pain of the victim, and you did not see the sorrow and curses of the victim's family members day and night … They may even feel that the executioner did not cut him into pieces enough."
"For me, it is like this."
"She is not innocent, she is not innocent at all. Everything has a cause and there will be an effect. She has to bear the corresponding consequences for some things that she has done. There are some things that I have to do as long as I am alive."
His voice was low but firm.
That was an old grudge that had been sealed for more than ten years, a new hatred that had been suppressed for three years.
How could he let it go?
He could not let it go.
"Is that so …"
Yinluo sighed in a low voice, "I know that you have a reason for everything you do. I know that with your personality, if you can't let it go, then you really can't let it go. Of course, you can do whatever you think you must do, but I also have my own thoughts. I want you to protect yourself well, don't go the wrong way, don't become someone I don't know, don't let us become like the two of you …"
Sun Lang looked at her, and she also looked back.
Then he said in a low voice, "No, as long as you are here, it won't."
"That's good … That's enough."
The two rode side by side, letting the wind blow at a neither fast nor slow speed.
"Her Highness Empress … What kind of person is she?"
"A bad person."
"It can't be so absolute. How can a person be a bad person inside and out?"
"She is such a bad person."
"Hmph … If she is a bad person, how could she have made you fall head over heels for her?"
"No!
Are you jealous? "
"Of course not!
I'm just … a little curious. "
After saying that, the two of them fell silent at the same time.
After a while, Sun Lang said, "Don't be curious, and don't have any contact with her. I was scared today because I was afraid that she would use some underhanded means."
Yinluo shook her head and said, "But I didn't feel any evil intentions."
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and said, "You silly girl, you don't know what's important and what's not. You were betrayed, but you still helped to count the money. What evil intentions do you feel? Can you feel it?"
Yinluo said angrily, "I'm not that silly!
When did I not know what I was doing? "
Sun Lang snorted and said, "You didn't?
Back in Mingzhou, you were even willing to take out the Jinghong Sword to ask me to save a female cat burglar who was swindling and doing bad things. Isn't that silly? "
When they talked about the past when they first met, there was a hint of sweetness in his heart. Yinluo thought about the things that happened back then and suddenly smiled. Her beautiful face contained a myriad of emotions.
She smiled and said, "Do you think I lost out on this deal?"
Sun Lang was stunned for a moment, then he understood what the girl meant. He smiled and said, "You didn't lose out. I didn't expect you to be so scheming. You only used the Imperial Army Sword and successfully tricked me. You're really a little genius."
Yinluo glared at him. "You think you lost out?"
"How could I?"
Sun Lang smiled and held her hand. "I didn't lose out either. This is called a win-win situation."