"What I'm thinking is, female police officer … no, female constable, if you were living in the book 'Ice Mountain Magic Romance', you'd probably be dead by now."
Although she didn't understand what the man in front of her was talking about, Zhang Yinluo still sensed the obscene malice in his words with her woman's keen sixth sense. Her intuition told her that it was better not to delve too deeply into these inexplicable words … Although they had only known each other for a very short period of time, Zhang Yinluo still instinctively grasped the key to the conversation with Sun Lang.
When talking to this guy, she must firmly remember the core of the topic and her own intentions. Otherwise, he would definitely lead the conversation all the way to the ditch.
So she said directly, "That's why I said it!
What do I have to do to make you agree to help me? "
"How would I know?"
Sun Lang shrugged, "Alas, how stupid are you … Since ancient times, goddesses have been fishing for rich men, the gods have been playing with reincarnation, Cupid has been drawing lots of wine, and the Virgin Mary has been looking for cannon fodder. These human traffickers only have a few tricks up their sleeves.
You can't threaten me with your strength, you can't trick me with your tricks, you can't move me with your morals, you can't brainwash me with your words, you can't attract me with your beliefs, and you can't tempt me with your body. Do you feel quite distressed?
Alas, you are a group of idiots, racking your brains and racking your brains, but you have forgotten the most efficient way … "
A ray of light flashed across Zhang Yinluo's mind. She said thoughtfully, "… I can persuade you with benefits!"
"Silly girl, silly girl, you finally understand."
Sun Lang's expression was like a child who could finally be taught, "Girl, your IQ is not high enough. I've been guiding you for so long, and you finally understand the key to the problem."
He said slowly, "This is the second thing I want you to understand. At any time, don't impose your own will and ideas on others. Everyone needs to be responsible for their own actions, and can only be responsible for their own actions. There are some things that you may do without regrets, but you can't force others to have the same ideas as you, and force them to fight for your ideals and beliefs …"
"Some people long for world peace, justice, and harmony, but some people only want a peaceful life, a happy family, and happiness. Perhaps the latter will join the former's team one day in order to protect the happiness that he cherishes. However, this is his own choice. The former can never force the latter to do something that he doesn't like to do with his own ideals, forcing him to give up his own happiness, abandon his own world, and fight for others for things and ideals that have nothing to do with him …" Sun Lang looked at Zhang Yinluo and said calmly, "I think this is the most despicable, abominable, and damnable behavior in the world. I hate it, hate it, and hate it. You'd better not become such a person."
His tone was flat, and his eyes were calm, but when Zhang Yinluo heard these words, she felt an inexplicable chill, so much so that she didn't want to know the consequences of becoming such a person … She didn't want to know at all.
But I won't become such a person … Zhang Yinluo snorted, "I'll do my own thing. I never cause trouble for others!"
Sun Lang squinted at her, "Then what are you doing now?"
"…" The female arrester was a little embarrassed, "Okay, okay, really. You put on a kind face at the beginning to reason with me, making me forget my original plan … My original plan was to hire you!
Aren't you a paladin?
I'll pay you to help me solve this matter. In this way, not only can you clear your name, but you can also get a good commission … "
She looked at Sun Lang and said seriously, "So, name a price. I still have some money."
"What do I need money for?"
Sun Lang curled his lips, looking like he didn't care about money at all. Then he said in front of the police from the National Violence Agency, "If I'm short of money, I'll steal, rob, cheat, or gamble myself. There are many ways to make money these days. I don't need your help."
Zhang Yinluo said coldly, "… Then I'll ask you to let me know in advance when you're ready to make some money."
"Oh?" Sun Lang was surprised, "You're going to turn over a new leaf?"
"Turn over a new leaf your head!
What kind of new leaf are you? "Zhang Yinluo complained loudly.
She felt that someone's complaining skills had improved by leaps and bounds in this short period of time.
She looked at the paladin, her eyes full of scrutiny and suspicion, "I always feel that you must have a lot of criminal records."
Sun Lang said seriously, "Nonsense, I've never had that kind of thing!"
"… I don't believe it."
"You don't believe it."
Sun Lang said proudly, "How can those crooked people of the Six Fan School be able to track me down?
Since the police can't find evidence and can't catch me, how can it be a crime? How can there be a record? "
"I think what you're saying is already on the verge of committing a crime!"
Sun Lang dug his nose. "If you have the ability, then come and arrest me. However, you claim to be a partner of justice and want to uphold the justice of the judiciary and the justice of the world. Do you really want to arrest someone without evidence?"
"…" Zhang Yinluo gritted her teeth and said, "I hope you're just joking. I hope I don't get something on you in the future!"
"Something on me … Why do you want something on me?
Do you want to use it to fill in your loophole? "Sun Lang took two steps back in horror," You're so vicious! "
Zhang Yinluo was stunned for a moment, then her cheeks instantly turned red, "Shameless!
Dirty!
You're even thinking about this kind of thing!
Also … can you stop spouting nonsense!?
Why did you change the topic again? "
The female arrester felt that she was on the verge of going crazy. She pointed at Sun Lang and said loudly, "If you don't want money, what do you want?
What do I have to do to make you willing to help me? "
The paladin held his chin and looked at Zhang Yinluo meaningfully, "What do you think?"
The female arrester was like a frightened deer. She hugged her chest and took a few steps back, "You, you, you, you, what do you want?
I'm warning you, I'll never agree to this kind of request! "
Sun Lang pretended to sigh and said, "Just now you said you wanted to save the female thief who was in a sea of misery …"
"That's right, but this is saving someone!
Using someone else's life as a threat, looting a burning house, and making such a despicable request. He wants to take away a girl's innocence and make her live in pain and loss for the rest of her life. The person who made such a request is as despicable as a criminal. He's definitely not trustworthy, and definitely not worth cooperating with. How can I trust this guy's character? How can I believe that he will wholeheartedly help me? How can I believe that he won't betray me? "
Zhang Yinluo rebuked righteously, "I'm going to marry someone in the future. I hate people like you the most!"
Sun Lang said expressionlessly, "Do you feel good scolding me in the midst of chaos?"
Zhang Yinluo's expression froze, then she forced a smile and said, "Can you change it?"
"I just want to say … Aren't you feeling too good about yourself?" Sun Lang squinted at Zhang Yinluo. "What do I want to do?
Come on, with your looks, what do you want me to do?
Do you think you're so great with big breasts?
Why don't you look at yourself in the mirror … "
"…" I'll endure, I'll endure, I'll endure. The corner of Zhang Yinluo's eyes twitched, "Then what do you want?"
"The so-called price, the so-called sacrifice, the so-called belief … Only things that you can't bear to part with can be called a price."
Sun Lang pointed at Zhang Yinluo and said indifferently, "I'm not interested in your body, but I heard that you have a Jinghong Sword, right? I want it. This is the price you have to pay for my help."