Sima Ping explained the whole story, and after Zhang Yinluo added a few more details, Sun Lang fell into deep thought.
"Really?"
The ranger rubbed his chin. "Hmm … That young man's symptoms were very familiar. His nose was runny from the spiciness …"
"Yeah, yeah …" Sima Ping nodded in agreement. "It looked like his nose was rubbed with essential balm … That's weird."
But she quickly recovered. "But that's not the point!
Does that person know my master?
Is my master called Ping Yidao? "
Sun Lang rolled his eyes. "So what if he is, and so what if he isn't?"
Sima Ping said anxiously, "If he is, then aren't those guys my master's enemies?
I have to go back and report this to my master! "
"Wait, wait …" Sun Lang raised his hand. "Come, let me go through the whole story. First, you were wandering around Mingzhou and triggered a random medical mission. You happened to bump into that snot-nosed young man, and when you were treating someone, he recognized your method of taking their pulse, but he just grabbed your wrist and asked you anxiously if you knew Ping Yidao."
"Maybe he was a little rough in his hurry. His companion, that old man, quickly came to your rescue and asked the snot-nosed young man to talk nicely.
But what the old man didn't expect was that you threw some anti-wolf powder at him. Remember to sell me some of that stuff. Then, like an assassin, you jumped out the window and ran away … But you're not a professional. After throwing the smoke bomb, you should've stabbed him in the back to trigger the assassination animation for sure. "
"Then, the old man chased after you, but he was very restrained in his words. He didn't yell or kill you. He just wanted to take you back and ask you some questions …"
He turned to look at Dongfang Xin and Zhang Yinluo. "… Then, Remilia and Marisa worked together to slap you in the face, right?"
Dongfang Xin proudly raised her spear and struck a pose of the best of the best.
Zhang Yinluo asked with a strange expression, "Who is Marisa?"
"The strongest of the Four Heavenly Kings, according to the rule that there must be five of them. Apart from the Eastern Heavenly King Dhrtarastra Demon Li Shou, the Southern Heavenly King Growth Demon Li Qing, the Western Heavenly King Wide Vision Demon Li Hong, and the Northern Heavenly King Polylore Demon Li Hai, there is also the Fantasy Village Moral Heavenly King Demon Li Sha. She wields a Moon God Titanium Eight Trigrams Furnace, which can produce ten thousand rays of golden light. Not only is its power unparalleled, it can also randomly attack people of the same sex."
Sun Lang explained seriously, "So, consider changing your canned herring into a hand-held spray gun … Then, you can cosplay as a magician with a broom …"
Zhang Yinluo rolled his eyes and said, "You went off topic."
"… Oh, sorry."
Sun Lang turned his head and looked at Sima Ping. He spread out his hands and said, "Forgive me for being blunt. Looking at their words and actions, they didn't seem to want to find trouble with your master. Instead, you guys slapped their faces without saying anything. That's too violent …"
Sima Ping thought carefully, and her expression slowly became embarrassed. "Well … That seems to be the case …"
Facing Sun Lang's gaze, the flat-chested girl laughed dryly and suddenly threw the blame. "I … I only threw a bottle of powder!
It's harmless to the body. It'll be fine after four hours. That snot-nosed prince grabbed my hand and was so rude to me. He bullied a kind doctor who was a weak woman. I taught him a lesson out of self-defense. It's nothing!
As for that old man, I only used silver needles to seal his acupoints!
The one who splashed feces on his head wasn't me! "
Sun Lang's gaze drifted to Dongfang Xin. The girl understood and immediately threw the blame. "My Gungnir didn't hit the target!"
"So …" Sun Lang looked at Zhang Yinluo with a gaze that said there was only one truth. "… Mad Rat, it was you who rolled the wheel?"
"Then what is it!"
Zhang Yinluo naturally became the scapegoat. Looking at the two girls who turned their heads to the side as if it had nothing to do with them, she shouted angrily, "Are you blaming me?
One of you ran faster than anyone else, and the other one ignored my gesture and went forward recklessly. I couldn't beat that old man, so I was naturally forced to use some other methods. You're blaming me for this? "
Ignoring Heroine Zhang's accusation, Dongfang Xin and Sima Ping immediately formed a front and whispered to each other, "So dirty, to actually throw that kind of thing at an old man …"
Zhang Yinluo flew into a rage. She glared at Sun Lang and gritted her teeth. "Are you just going to watch like that?"
When Sun Lang heard this, he immediately got up and ran over to the two girls. He whispered in their ears, "So disgusting, this kind of woman …"
"… Hey!"
After a while, the ranger pushed Zhang Yinluo, who was on the verge of going berserk, back to her seat. "Alright, alright, let's stop messing around. Let's end this here.
Sima Ping, you don't have to worry about your master. Not to mention that these people aren't your master's enemies, even if they are, there won't be any problems.
Your master's medical skills and escaping skills are the best in the world. He can almost be said to be the most afraid of death in the world. When he escapes, he runs faster than the Hong Kong reporters. How can a few small fries hurt him? "
"You're not allowed to talk about my master like that!" Sima Ping said angrily, but then a worried expression appeared on her face, "But …"
In the end, she was still worried.
Zhang Yinluo also frowned, "If they really don't have any ill intentions, then wouldn't we have greatly offended them?
You should at least apologize … "
Sun Lang said with a strange expression, "Apologize?
Are you sure?
Can you imagine that old man's current state and appearance?
Are you sure you want to apologize? "
Zhang Yinluo thought for a while and shuddered. Even if she was honest and loyal, she didn't have the courage to apologize when she thought of that old man's tragic appearance at that time … But luckily, girls with big breasts always had some privileges. Zhang Yinluo looked at Sun Lang and suddenly a smile appeared on her face. She pulled Sun Lang's sleeve and said with a shy smile, "Sun Lang, can I trouble you to go and find out what their intentions are?"
She looked at Sima Ping, "I think this girl also needs an answer.
Do these people have other intentions or do they have no ill intentions … If they don't have any ill intentions, then let's reconsider the matter of apologizing, is that okay? "
Sun Lang stretched his body, "But I'm very tired … Sigh, for the matter of Priest Bai Xue yesterday, I was busy until noon today, my shoulders are so sore …"
Zhang Yinluo immediately stood up and pressed Sun Lang on the chair and clumsily began to massage his shoulders, "Come come come, I'll help you relax …"
The ranger said lazily, "In that remote village, the conditions are backward, I can only eat some dry food and wild vegetables, my mouth is so bland …"
Heroine Zhang immediately said, "Tonight I'll make a table of delicious food for you!"
Sun Lang nodded with satisfaction and said as if nothing had happened, "I didn't wash my face this morning, my face is a little dry, make me a facial cleanser …"
"What's a facial cleanser … Hey!"
Zhang Yinluo suddenly realized, two red clouds flew up on her face, her hands suddenly increased in strength and said with a fake smile, "Shopkeeper … What did you say?"