As a commoner, of course, he needed to find enough helpers to challenge a powerful young master.
Sun Lang immediately thought of his most resolute revolutionary comrade-in-arms, the most solid scapegoat, and the most reliable meat shield.
"So …" Hu Shouxin looked at Sun Lang with a strange expression, "Do you have nothing better to do?"
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and said impatiently: "You really don't know what's good for you. After a few years, this driver was kind enough to take you to play a game. But instead of being grateful, you're being picky. Such a fun thing doesn't happen every day, Hanzo."
"Who's Hanzo …" Old Hu shook his head like a rattle drum, "No, no, I have to go home on time for dinner tonight …"
"What a coincidence, I also have to go home on time for dinner tonight, so let's finish quickly."
Sun Lang said directly, "Archer, this is Saber's invitation. If you don't give face, then we can only follow the rules of the Holy Grail War."
"What is that?" Old Hu said with a vigilant face, "And, what do you want to do?"
"Follow the rules of the Holy Grail War. Old Hu, you have an extraordinary background and a noble status. You can't be compared to the Coyotes. Let's follow the golden treatment of the Fourth Xinhai War."
Sun Lang looked around and pointed to a place, "There's a latrine over there. If you don't agree, I'll beat you up and then sink you into the evil of this world."
Hu Shouxin was stunned, and then he said angrily, "You dare!"
Sun Lang dug his nose, "Why wouldn't I dare?
You're not willing to play games with me, and you're not willing to enter the evil of this world. This makes it very difficult for me.
However, we're good brothers and have a friendship, so I can give you a way out. Let's compete, but don't hurt our friendship. How about this, let's not use internal force. Let's just compete with swordsmanship … "
"Shameless!
Shameless! "Hu Shouxin said angrily," Why don't you compete with riding and shooting? "
Sun Lang laughed, "There's no need to compete. You'll definitely shoot first, and you'll shoot quickly and steadily …"
"It's good that you know," Old Hu said proudly. "So, why do you have to find me?
Isn't Chao Po-tao here too?
She's much more obedient. Even if you want to commit murder and arson, she'll follow you. Chao Po-tao was your biggest accomplice and lackey when you did those immoral things in the army. It's a good opportunity to relive old memories. "
Sun Lang waved his hand. "Firstly, Chao Po-tao is with me right now. If I call her out, Yinluo and the others will definitely feel that something is wrong. Secondly, no matter what, Chao Po-tao is still a girl. If she sees some things, it will damage my image and reputation …"
"Bah, do you still have a good reputation?" Hu Shouxin looked at him coldly. "What do you want?"
Sun Lang blushed and scratched his head in a simple and honest manner. "That … your Ranger Guild … do you have … water dragons or something …"
Hu Shouxin said coldly, "No, get out of here. That thing is used to pump water and put out fires. Only the military patrol shops are equipped with it. Putting out fires is their responsibility. It's none of our business."
He looked at Sun Lang and his suspicion grew. "What do you want a water dragon for?"
The ranger said as if nothing had happened. "I just want to teach those donkeys a lesson.
They actually want to trick me. They're blind … But you know, I've been eating vegetarian recently. I'm particular about being kind to others and leaving a way out. So, I won't torture them to death, right?
So, I want to prepare a water dragon for emergencies … "
"Boring."
Hu Shouxin snorted. "Even if those people provoked you, why don't you just go up and beat them up?
If you're not angry, just beat them up again. If you're not angry, just kill them. Why do you have to go through so much trouble?
What's the point of going around in such a big circle?
You even want to prepare a water dragon for emergencies?
Are you going to set them on fire? "
Sun Lang smiled mysteriously. "I have my own plan … You'll know when the time comes."
"I don't want to know." Hu Shouxin waved his hand and turned to leave. "Anyway, I'm not going. I'm not going."
The ranger said gloomily behind him, "Leader Hu, if you don't go, I'll have to use my plan on you first."
"…" Hu Shouxin's expression became incomparably gloomy. He turned to Sun Lang and gave him the middle finger. This was a gesture that he had learned from Sun Lang a long time ago that "represented friendship and admiration". "Damn you … No matter how many years have passed, your shameless personality hasn't changed at all."
He thought of the mysterious smile on Sun Lang's face. The more he thought about it, the more panicked he became. "Hey … How about this? I'll lend you a water dragon, and then you'll stop bothering me. Is that okay?"
The ranger said proudly, "I don't need you to lend it to me. I've recently found a delicious bowl of soft rice. One water dragon is not enough. I'll send a message to Miss Zhao. I'll have three water dragons. Damn it, it's so good to be a gigolo …"
"… What's there to be proud of?"
Sun Lang snorted. "You're such a chauvinist. What's wrong with living off a woman … Let's not talk about this. Let's talk about my action plan. They're going to beat me at my own game. They're going to lead me into their encirclement and give me a big surprise. Since the snot-nosed Childe is so witty and resourceful, if I don't take advantage of the situation and do what he wants, won't it be a waste of his efforts?
Now, we'll split into two. You help me find some hooligans and then inform Six Fan School. Like this and this and this … "
Hu Shouxin listened for a moment and rolled his eyes. "That's it?
It sounds so boring … "
Sun Lang dug his nose. "What else do you want?
Isn't it better to be ordinary? "
Hu Shouxin looked at Sun Lang's innocent eyes and seemed to think of something. He suddenly changed color. "Don't tell me you're going to throw that canned herring again!
I'm warning you, don't mess around. Damn it, just thinking about the smell makes me want to vomit … "
The ranger said seriously, "Nonsense!
Am I that kind of person?
What's with that look in your eyes?
Okay, okay, okay, I promise you. I promise you, okay? If I throw canned herring, my great health will never disappear. Is that okay? "
Seeing Sun Lang make such a vicious oath, Hu Shouxin finally believed him a little. He stared at Sun Lang for a moment and then shook his head. "Forget it … Although I don't know what you're doing, just this once. Damn it, I'm really bored …"
He turned and left. Sun Lang shouted behind him, "Hey, remember the time to meet. You have to go back before dinner!"
Hu Shouxin waved his hand, indicating that he understood.
Sun Lang looked at his back, touched his chin, and smiled brightly.
He took out a pen and paper from his pocket and wrote a few lines on the paper.
"Miss Zhao, please prepare a water hose and a cart of dung. Have someone send them to the Huashan Inn in Yuqing Square. Keep it a secret."