Life was full of fun and variables.
This was reflected in the fact that some things that were thought to be in the bag would often have accidents of various kinds.
For example, when watching a movie, people thought that the heroine who would not die would die, and everyone would clamor to send a blade to the scriptwriter.
For example, when playing a game, Hanzo on the opposite side said to leave it to fate, and everyone would clamor that he must have cheated.
For example, when reading a book, there would often be a little unexpected change in the plot development, and everyone would clamor that the author must have torn the manuscript.
So, calm down, calm down, you have to be calm, you have to be confident in life, you have to use your heart to appreciate the good intentions of the scriptwriter, you have to sincerely admire your opponent's superb skills, and you have to firmly believe that the author you like will not tear your manuscript. Then, you have to calmly accept your loss and wear your beloved little dress.
Just like Sun Lang at this time.
It was clearly planned. He just wanted to sneak out to do some dirty things behind his wife's back, and he still had time to go home for dinner at night. He wanted to do it as secretly as possible to ensure his reputation and image. He didn't even call out the most loyal thugs and henchmen … But!
But why did they come out one by one?
He said with a confused face, "Miss Zhao, I asked you to send a water hose and a cart of farm manure. Why did you come here yourself?"
Miss Zhao's face changed slightly, and she said with an uneasy face, "Sun Lang … Shouldn't I come?"
Sun Lang's face was subtle, and he thought, if everything goes well tonight, I will become a super dirty person. Why did you come?
I'm just afraid that seeing such an unprecedented scene at such a young age, your young heart will be greatly impacted … Moreover, it will also damage my reputation and image.
Moreover, the key problem was …
He sighed and pointed to the back, "Miss Zhao, you can come, but why did you lead them here …"
Xu Qingluan reacted very quickly and suddenly turned back. She happened to see Zhang Yinluo in the corner, who was shrinking back in panic.
Miss Zhang, who had been following the carriage stealthily, had underestimated Sun Lang's perceptive attribute. With just one glance, he had seen through her. Although she felt a little embarrassed, she still walked over with Sima Ping with a hollow smile.
After Sun Lang saw Sima Ping, he frowned and looked at Zhang Yinluo. "Why did you bring her here?"
Zhang Yinluo helplessly spread out his hands: "She was worried and said she wanted to find Miss Zhao to discuss it. I brought her to Marquis Jingan fu and happened to see Miss Zhao coming this way, so … …"
Miss Zhao's expression changed slightly. She glanced at Sun Lang and whispered, "Sun Lang, are you angry?"
The Ranger was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled. "Why would I be angry with you over such a trivial matter …"
Zhao Feihuang heaved a huge sigh of relief and patted her chest. Even the corner of her eyes had a trace of sparkling and translucent tears: "You scared me to death … … I thought … …"
She seemed to be really worried that Sun Lang would be angry because of this. After receiving the Ranger's reply, she immediately turned the muzzle and aimed at Zhang Yinluo to fire: "Hmph, some uninvited fellows are really a hindrance.
This is clearly a little secret between Sun Lang and me, but they are so thick-skinned to butt in, really … … "
Zhang Yinluo glanced at Zhao Feihuang … … The conflict between these two young girls was already getting more and more intense. Moreover, earlier today, Eldest Miss Zhang even found out from Sima Ping that Zhao Feihuang was slandering her behind her back. The new and old grudges added together quickly filled her anger bar, causing her head to heat up. She sneered coldly and raised her hand to prepare to open fire.
Thus, Zhang Yinluo's face revealed an elegant smile. He walked closer with a smile and reached out his hand to straighten Sun Lang's collar. Then, he lightly patted the Ranger's chest and said with a slightly reproachful and lovable tone, "Miss Zhao is in charge of the Marquis' fu and is so busy every day. How can you still go and disturb her?
If there's anything, it's not like there's no one at home. You can just send a letter back and shout. Why bother an outsider … … "
Miss Zhao's face darkened and she almost choked. She didn't expect that this cow demon had become so sharp-tongued after pestering Sun Lang for a few days.
However, Zhao Feihuang wasn't someone easy to deal with. In a flash, he found Zhang Yinluo's Achilles' heel and quickly retorted: "Oh, outsider?
At home?
I wonder when Miss Zhang married Sun Lang?
Where are the matchmaker's words?
Who was the matchmaker?
When did you get married?
Did it hurt on the wedding night?
How many children do you want to have? "
She blinked and turned to look at Sun Lang. She asked in a very cute and innocent tone: "Sun Lang, is it big?
Is it soft?
Is it tight?
Does it feel good? "
It had to be said that Miss Zhao was truly a heroine among women. She was decisive and ruthless in her attacks. For the current Zhang Yinluo, using that kind of tone to say those ambiguous words was already the limit of her shame. In terms of face, how could she be a match for Miss Zhao, who "threw away her moral integrity at the sight of her lover"?
Sure enough, as soon as he heard Zhao Feihuang's vulgar words, Zhang Yinluo exploded in an instant: "You … what are you talking about!
Who has done that kind of thing with him! "
"Didn't you?" Miss Zhao covered her mouth in surprise, "You, you're too much!
You actually used your vulgar chest to seduce Sun Lang, but refused to give him meat. You just hooked him like this. Do you want to get something from Sun Lang?
After you succeed, you will abandon him cruelly and heartlessly. You are such a vicious woman … … "
The two began to quarrel again. Xu Qingluan sighed helplessly, looked up at the sky, and pretended not to hear anything.
And Sun Lang … …
"There are actually two beautiful girls quarreling over me. There are actually two beautiful girls quarreling over me … …"
Sima Ping rolled her eyes and reached out to push this guy who had fallen into a strange world: "Hey … … come back to your senses … …"
Sun Lang reacted very quickly and dodged: "Have some self-respect, girl. Although you don't have breasts, you can't treat yourself as a boy. Don't touch men casually, do you understand?"
"… … Go to hell." Sima Ping rolled her eyes at him, "Hey, what do you want to do?
And in that carriage, what's in it? "
"This … …" Sun Lang didn't even blink his eyes, "A water hose, that's all. Miss Zhao and I are going to study a new type of fertilization and irrigation equipment for agriculture. We will contribute our own strength to the development of agriculture and the good life of the people of the Empire … …"
"Bah, I can't believe a word of your words."
Sima Ping made a face, "However, it's good that sister Zhao and you are here now … … Then I'll say it directly. Today's young master, I don't know if he is my master's enemy. Can you think of a way to get something out of him?"
Sun Lang's expression changed slightly and glanced at Zhang Yinluo … … I decided to go alone at that time to avoid this girl and interrogate some things in advance. I didn't expect you to ruin my plan and spoil my plans. When I go back, I must spank you 50 times.
He rolled his eyes: "Okay, okay, okay, I'll try and see if I can catch them all in one net … …"
After saying that, he looked at the carriage with slight pity. Today Yinluo was also here, so this thing couldn't be used … … Forget it, I'll restrain myself.
Moreover, I always feel like I've lost when I use this thing … …