"If anyone comes to rob or kill, knock them out with a stick and hang them up. If the farmer wakes up, knock him out and hit him again …"
As he muttered, Zhao Yunlong nonchalantly glanced at Hei Xuan Dang, who was eating roasted pigeon and chicken. "If the snake dares to complain, pull out a tooth and make it into an airplane cup …"
He then glanced at Sima Ping, who was bored to death. "If the girl dares to complain, hit her chest until it's caved in …"
The two spat out the food and tea in their mouths. Just as they were about to slam the table in protest, Zhao Yunlong glanced at them without batting an eyelid. "Hmm?"
"… Nothing, nothing."
The two immediately cowered. Zhao Yunlong was as shameless as he was in front of Sun Lang, but in front of others, he was as noble and cold as he was. There was only harm when there was a comparison. At this moment, Sima Ping and Hei Xuan Dang started to miss the Sun Lang who, although his mouth was a little foul and his personality was a little bad, at least he wasn't so fierce and didn't get angry when he was ridiculed and criticized …
Sigh, compared to this fierce woman, Sun Lang's personality was indeed very good … At least he wouldn't say things like pulling out a tooth and making it into an airplane cup and caving in her chest …
Sima Ping said this in her heart. Then, she suddenly thought of something. Although she looked like she was only 13 or 14 years old, and her chest looked like it was only 11 or 12 years old, a woman's nature of gossip was not at all hidden. Coincidentally, Sun Lang and Lu Shu-jen, the two people involved, were not around. The female doctor could no longer hold back the burning fire of gossip. She asked in a low voice, "Speaking of which, Sister Zhao … Sun Lang and Sir, is it …"
After asking, she regretted it. After all, she wasn't familiar with Zhao Yunlong. Wasn't it a little rude to ask such a personal question?
Moreover, this Sister Zhao seemed to have feelings for Sun Lang …
Unexpectedly, Zhao Yunlong nodded meaningfully and snorted proudly. "Yes, isn't it obvious?
This old woman surnamed Lu, although she was old, old, shameless, and unromantic, she had a great eye for men!
Previously, she had always harbored improper thoughts towards Sun Lang. Now that they had met again, her shameless and lonely heart naturally began to stir. However, this fellow is really impatient. He even saw through her new disciple. How undignified, how undignified … "
"…" Sima Ping had a strange look on her face. 'Where did you get the idea that Sir has improper thoughts about Sun Lang?'
On the other hand, Sun Lang would tease Sir every now and then …
At the end of the day, Hei Xuan Dang was still Divine Doctor Lu's pet. Although it was intimidated by Zhao Yunlong's abuse of power, it still bravely defended its master, "Master is not like that!
She … she's very pretty!
That's why I haven't aged yet! "
— — This stupid snake … No wonder Sun Lang let her go. This kind of idiot, even if it was me, I wouldn't bother to play with her.
As a super rare Battle Pet that had already reached the maximum level of the legendary rank, Miss Zhao Yunlong's sense of superiority arose spontaneously. 'Saying this doesn't seem to be wrong.'
Sima Ping was now Lu Shu-jen's disciple. She could be considered a natural ally with Hei Xuan Dang. Naturally, she had to stand on the same side. Thus, she rolled her eyes and came up with a plan.
This Sun Lang not only had a cow at home, but Sister Zhao Feihuang also seemed to have feelings for him. And this Zhao Yunlong in front of her had an ambiguous relationship with Sir. He flirted with flowers and grass, attracted bees and butterflies, and was so frivolous. He didn't know how to be grateful and cherish at all. Instead, he slapped his hands all day long and said crooked poems like "There are thirty million beauties in the harem, but they can only look at (beep —) and sigh in vain". He was simply too hateful!
She had to find a way to teach him a lesson … Thus, she smiled and said softly to Zhao Yunlong, "Sister Zhao, aren't you angry that Sun Lang is so close to Sir Lu?"
Zhao Yunlong was stunned at first, and then she showed a furious expression. But before Sima Ping could be happy, General Zhao pointed at her and said loudly, "Are you trying to sow discord between Sun Lang and me?!"
Sima Ping was startled and hurriedly waved her hands. "No!
No!
Why would you say that?! "
Chao Po-tao stared at the girl suspiciously. "Sun Lang told me before that whenever someone says something like 'Sun Lang has been very close to someone in the past two days, aren't you angry?' in front of me, they are definitely trying to sow discord between our pure revolutionary friendship and pure relationship. When you meet this kind of person, if the man kicks your penis, and the woman pinches your nipples, don't be polite …"
She looked at Sima Ping's chest, as if looking for a place to start. After a moment, she sighed. "… Why don't you have it?"
Sima Ping's expression instantly turned pale. She had suffered a blow more vicious than the pinching of her nipples. However, she had met an unreasonable female bandit, so she still dared not say anything. She still had to put on a smile and say fawningly, "Why would I sow discord between you and Sun Lang?
Looking at Sister Zhao's appearance, you must like Sun Lang very much … "
Zhao Yunlong nodded generously and said, "Of course, I like him very much, more than anyone else!"
… Although I feel that the 'like' you speak of is not the same as other people's, forget it, it's fine.
Sima Ping said earnestly, "Since you like him so much, don't you feel worried when you see Sun Lang walking so close to Sir and seeing more and more beautiful women appear around him?"
Zhao Yunlong gave a thumbs up and showed a 'he's great' smile. "Don't worry, Sun Lang's body is very good. When I was patrolling at night, I heard him doing that kind of thing in the tent for a very long time. Moreover, his internal energy is very strong, and he has a long endurance. No matter how many women there are, he can handle it. There's no need to worry at all."
As she said this, she was like a female hooligan. She clenched her hands and placed them near the lower half of her body. She did up and down movements that made people unable to look at her directly. The precision of her movements, the precision of her position, and the feeling of her smile all showed that she had not only eavesdropped, but also peeked.
I … I don't want to listen to you talk about this kind of thing!
Sima Ping was almost blinded by this kind of explosive thing. She said angrily, "I'm not talking about this!
I'm talking about Sun Lang hooking up with women all day. Don't you feel angry? "
"Why would I feel angry?"
Zhao Yunlong asked strangely. "He used his ability to hook up with so many women. In the future, the Sun family will definitely have many descendants. As his brother, I should feel happy!"
"I …" Only now did Sima Ping understand that she was on a completely different wavelength from Zhao Yunlong. She could not communicate with him at all. This guy's inexplicable trust and even loyalty to Sun Lang was so twisted that it was incomprehensible … She sat down on the chair and felt that her three views had been overturned and impacted like never before. For a moment, she did not want to say anything to Zhao Yunlong.
But very quickly, her expression changed slightly, as if she had thought of something. Curiosity and hesitation appeared on her face. Then, she slowly moved her body over and said softly, "That, that … I only took a peek at the medical skills. Master did not teach me at all. When I plucked up the courage to ask, he scolded me. So, I never knew. I only took a peek at the medical skills. That place … what does it look like?
Can it really be big or small, soft or hard? "
A look of reminiscence flashed across Zhao Yunlong's face. After a few years, that shocking scene was still vivid in her mind. It made her have an expression of "I have really learned something new". Her face was full of amazement and disbelief. After a moment, she said with a voice of admiration, "It's amazing. Let me tell you, that thing, not only can it bend and stretch, it can also go out …"
Sima Ping's face was red, but she nodded and moved over. She looked like a humble student who was seeking advice. With shyness and curiosity, she started the first unique physiological health lesson in her life.
Hei Xuan Dang curled her lips. She seemed to be puzzled by the inexplicable topic of these two human beings and was slightly disdainful. But unconsciously, her ears slowly stood up …
But as she spoke, suddenly, the snake demon's expression changed. But before she could react, a white shadow flashed in front of her. Zhao Yunlong, who was just explaining some indescribable knowledge to Sima Ping, jumped out of the window in a flash. Her body was light and heavy, like a cloud dragon in the sky. Then, with a terrifying aura that could summon the wind and rain, she swooped down!
Sima Ping and Hei Xuan Dang looked at each other and leaned against the window together. They saw Zhao Yunlong standing at the corner of the street. Her posture was tall and straight, and her appearance was like jade. Her right hand was holding a wooden stick that was as thick as a bowl's mouth. And at her feet, at some point, there were already two people lying down. Those two people were wearing cloaks, hiding their heads and tails. At this moment, they were like two dead pigs waiting to be skinned.
The two of them blinked and wanted to go down to see what had happened. But in the next moment, the farmer's body moved. He seemed to have been awakened by the noise just now. In a daze, he was about to open his eyes and wake up …
Then, the two girls saw General Zhao Yunlong raise his thick bat and give the farmer, who had yet to wake up, a home run that could swallow mountains and rivers.
Something terrible and cruel happened. Because after the farmer was knocked down, General Zhao still raised the stick and hit him again …
"… Hey!" Hei Xuan Dang said angrily, "How can she do this!
Master asked me to protect that man. How can she … I'm going to tell master! "
Sima Ping sighed, "Do you want to be pulled out and made into an airplane cup?"
Hei Xuan Dang was confused, "I wanted to ask from the beginning. What is an airplane cup?"
"I don't know … Anyway, from the name, it should be a cup used to hold something." Sima Ping rolled her eyes, "It's definitely not something good …"
She pointed below, "Look, there is no bleeding. This means that she controlled her strength very well. Even the second hit did not use much strength. Her martial arts are so good. She must be able to control her strength freely. If she wanted to knock that person unconscious with one hit, she definitely did not need to hit him a second time …"
Snake Demon was confused, "But she still hit him?"
"Then there are only two reasons. First, these two people have a personal grudge … But this is impossible. The two of them do not know each other at all." Sima Ping sneered slightly, "Then there is only the second possibility … Sun Lang asked her to hit him!"
Hei Xuan Dang shouted, "It's actually him!
Why did he do this!
I'm going to tell master! "
Sima Ping sighed, "… You really want to do this?"
Hei Xuan Dang was puzzled at first, but when she saw the girl's eyes, she seemed to understand something. She raised her head and thought about what had happened yesterday. Especially because of one sentence, she had been tormented by Sun Lang to the point that she couldn't sleep well the entire night … Thinking of this man's extremely petty mind and various methods of revenge, she couldn't help but shiver: "I … I didn't see anything."
The two simple girls, in the face of cruel reality, finally chose to bow down to the evil forces.
Just as they were quietly communicating with strange expressions, the door was suddenly pushed open. Zhao Yunlong walked in and looked at the two, "What are you talking about?"
Sima Ping and Hei Xuan Dang sat up straight like lightning and said with a fake smile, "No … Nothing …"
Sima Ping tried to smooth things over, "Those two people have been dealt with?
What happened?
How did you deal with them? "
Chao Po-tao poured a cup of tea for himself. He drank a mouthful and said lightly, "Those two people tried to take the farmer away. I knocked them unconscious with a stick each.
As for those two … They are still down there. "
Sima Ping stuck her head out to take a look and saw the two mysterious cloaked people lying side by side with the farmer. The whole family was neat and tidy, like salted fish drying in front of a fisherman's house. Although their eyes were closed and they were motionless, they still emitted a mysterious and tragic aura of looking up at the starry sky.
The girl was confused, "Why didn't you tie them up and wait for Sun Lang to come back and interrogate them? Why did you leave them here?"
Zhao Yunlong shook his head and said, "I don't know. Sun Lang told me to do this. He said that a fallen electric thief will attract other electric thieves to gather. The more electric thieves there are, the more attractive it will be to other electric thieves. This is called the Electric Thief Attraction Principle, or the Butcher's Fishing Principle … Although I don't know what this means, he is probably trying to say that by leaving these two electric thieves here, we can continue to catch more electric thieves."
"Now that you have explained it like this, I understand …" Sima Ping nodded and rolled her eyes, "Sun Lang is good in every way, except that he likes to say things that others don't understand …"
"Didn't you notice?"
Zhao Yunlong put down the teacup in his hand and said lightly, "Only when Sun Lang says things that none of us can understand will there be gentle nostalgia and reminiscence in his eyes. Perhaps to him, this is the only way he can remember his past and his home. What he wants is not people who can understand him, but people who are willing to listen to him … So whether or not I understand, I will always listen."