"Call her out …" Lu Shu-jen said coldly, "Do whatever you can to make her talk!"
"…" Sun Lang blinked. "What do you mean?"
Master Lu's face turned red, but he gritted his teeth and said, "Call her out again in the same way you called me back!"
Sun Lang was silent for a moment. Suddenly, he winked at Lu Shu-jen and said coquettishly, "You're so annoying. You're making me do such a shameful thing."
Lu Shu-jen immediately shivered. She felt as if she had been soothed by the cold air from the north. Every hair on her body stood on end. She saw Sun Lang's mischievous and lascivious eyes, which almost had the words "I want to f * ck you to my heart's content" written all over his face. As a woman, she instinctively felt alarmed. She glared at Sun Lang and said, "Don't … don't mess around!"
Sun Lang picked his nose. "Oh, beautiful lady, your requirements for this job are very high. You want to f * ck me to my heart's content, but you don't allow me to do some minor work. This is even more embarrassing than a pretentious b * tch who wants to go to a brothel but is obsessed with cleanliness and says to a big sister who is about to take off her clothes, 'Why don't we not take off our clothes and you can just take care of me with an airplane cup'?"
Aunt Lu's eyes were filled with embarrassment again. She gritted her teeth and said, "You … You have to do what you did before!
You're not allowed to do any other shameless things! "
"What did I do before?"
Sun Lang looked up at the sky and pondered for a moment. Suddenly, he said seriously, "Learned how to excavate to Lanxiang, Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng, Six Eyebrows after Nichang …"
Aunt Lu was a little frightened. She stared and said, "What … What is this?"
"This …" Sun Lang said with a kind expression, "First, the excavation technique, then the strength of your fingers, and finally the subtlety of your technique …"
"Bah!" Lu Shu-jen's gaze was like looking at a pile of garbage abandoned by society. "Hooligan!"
Sun Lang shrugged. "You're scared, aren't you? If you're scared, then don't be so whimsical. Take a rest and then we'll go back."
"… No!"
Lu Shu-jen was stunned for a moment. Her facial expression changed drastically. In the end, she shook her head vigorously and a determined look appeared on her face. "You do it!
Do whatever you want! "
"What about it?
With all due respect, madam, according to my observation and research, most women in the world, the moment my [Beep — —] enters their [Beep — —], their entire nervous system will probably explode from pleasure. If I want to do whatever I want … "Sun Lang said proudly," There are not many women in the world who can live for more than three seconds under my crotch! "
This sentence sounded domineering, but it was actually very subtle. It completely washed away Lu Shuren's resolution and solemnity that had just been born in her. Master Lu cast a subtle glance at Sun Lang's crotch. "Is there anything to be proud of?"
Sun Lang suddenly burst into tears. He squatted on the ground and turned his head to the side. "Indeed, there's nothing to be proud of. In fact, it's the most troublesome problem. I've been f * * king f * * king myself for the past two years, bastard …"
Even though Lu Shu-jen was very worried at this time, she still couldn't help but laugh when she saw Sun Lang's sad appearance. However, she immediately realized that this was the second time Sun Lang had changed the topic.
Her heart skipped a beat. She looked at Sun Lang with a strange light in her beautiful eyes and said softly, "Don't you want me to do this?
After all, you're not at a disadvantage in this kind of thing.
Moreover, if you call out the inner personality, you can also interrogate and get the answers and information you want to know, right?
Moreover, you can also choose to tell me or not … "
Sun Lang rolled his eyes. "That's why you're a woman who doesn't have a brain.
Think about it. She was suddenly attacked in a way that was far beyond her expectations, and she was still able to erase a part of your memory at the last moment. If you call her out rashly, won't she take away more of your things?
Or rather, if she can modify your memory, what will you do? "
Lu Shu-jen was stunned for a moment. Then, she laughed. "Are you worried about me?"
Sun Lang glared at her. "You're still laughing. Don't you know that your inner personality is just like a bitch? She's so evil. What if she's a little more capable and has a brain cramp and directly modifies your memory, turning you into a sow that only knows how to be in heat for me … Oh, f * * k, this sounds very cool …"
"Get lost!"
Auntie Lu was about to hit him. Sun Lang was quick to react and jumped away while laughing. The two of them laughed for a moment. Then, Auntie Lu seemed to have thought of something. She slowly put down her hand and sighed softly.
She said, "It's been a few days … I finally found a little bit of the feeling I had when we were together in the past."
Sun Lang was stunned for a moment. Then, he smiled noncommittally and said softly, "You said it, it's all in the past."
Lu Shu-jen's lips trembled slightly, as though she wanted to say something. However, in the end, she just smiled helplessly. "Yes, it's all in the past."
The two of them were speechless for a moment. After a while, Sun Lang broke the silence. "Can you go now?
Go back first. You need to rest. After so many things have happened, you must be thirsty. "
What does this have to do with being thirsty?
Lu Shu-jen had just had this thought in her mind when she immediately understood. She glared fiercely at Sun Lang. This guy's words were still so annoying.
She slowly stood up. Just as she was about to walk away, her face suddenly turned red. She clamped her legs together and looked at Sun Lang with shame and anger.
The wanderer said hypocritically, "Auntie Lu, what's wrong?
The road is uneven. Do you want me to help you? "
Auntie Lu saw Sun Lang's shifty eyes looking around and felt uncomfortable all over. She said angrily, "Move to the side!
There are disciples to help. Call Sima Ping to help me! "
Sun Lang looked at the sky. "That's not very good. It's so dark and the road is so difficult to walk on. Lu Town's public security doesn't seem to be very good … Why don't I call Chao Po-tao?"
"No!" Lu Shu-jen said angrily. "I don't want to see her!
That vicious woman!
No wonder she said that you don't put me in your eyes now and don't even bother to touch me. She even wants to provoke me to touch you … "
The wanderer was stunned for a moment and immediately showed a dissatisfied expression. "This Chao Po-tao is too outrageous!
I'll have to criticize her later! "
However, the gratification in his eyes that said, "The dog that I've painstakingly raised has finally helped me seduce a soft girl" could not be concealed.
Lu Shu-jen rolled her eyes. She was too lazy to ridicule him. She said coldly, "Go and bring Sima Ping here!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk … So many problems."
Sun Lang pursed his lips. He thought for a moment and looked at Lu Shu-jen. "How much of your martial arts can you use now?"
Lu Shu-jen was stunned. Then, her eyes softened and she said softly, "No matter what, I still have about seventy to eighty percent of my martial arts. Don't worry, just go and bring her here. I won't run away. No one can hurt me. Just go and come back early."
Sun Lang nodded. "That's fine. I don't need to bring Sima Ping here."
He looked around and ran a few steps forward. He lifted a floor tile from the ground, stretched out his finger, and danced around it. Lu Shu-jen only heard the muffled sound of the stone shattering. Powder rustled from the stone tile. Then, he looked at the stone tile and nodded with satisfaction. Then, he stretched his muscles and did some preparatory actions. He jumped a few times on the spot and then assumed the posture of a discus thrower. He spun the stone tile and threw it out.
Looking at the stone tile cutting through the night sky and flying in the direction of Sanwei Study, Sun Lang nodded and turned to Lu Shu-jen with a smile. "This way, I don't need to make a trip and leave you here."
Lu Shu-jen's heart softened. This guy, when he's considerate, he's really gentle …
She thought of something. "Then, you asked Zhao Yunlong to bring her here?
Then, won't there be no one to guard and protect Brother Runtu?
If there's a problem … "
Sun Lang laughed and looked up at the night sky. Suddenly, he said, "I don't know if you've heard of this saying …"
Then, he turned his head and gave a thumbs up, revealing his shining teeth. "Cloud Dragon Express, the mission will be accomplished."
Lu Shu-jen was surprised. Before she could ask, her expression suddenly changed. She looked up at the sky and seemed to hear a familiar sound coming from the sky. It was coming from afar.
Soon, she knew that it wasn't an auditory hallucination.
A shrill and helpless scream pierced through the sky.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. The moonlight was like water. Under the dark sky, the bright moon and the stars were looking at a beautiful girl who was leaping through the moonlight.
She wasn't alone. There was once a junior high school student who had posed in the same position as her.
Of course, their expressions were completely different.
Sima Ping bared her fangs and brandished her claws in the air, drawing a beautiful parabola as she charged towards the Hundred Herb Garden. Her expression was panicked and desperate. She was about to burst into tears as she shouted in exasperation, "Ohhhhhhhh, save me, save me!"
Seeing that the beauty was in trouble, Sun Lang stood up without hesitation!
Facing the young girl flying towards him, he opened his loving and warm arms and said with a kind expression, "Come, come into uncle's arms …"
"Get lost!
Master, come and catch me, ahhhhhhh! "
At the crucial moment, Lu Shu-jen took a step forward and gently extended her arm to catch Sima Ping who was charging over. Her beautiful figure spun twice on the ground, her clothes fluttering like a blooming orchid as she caught her student firmly. Sima Ping had just recovered from her shock when she suddenly felt that her head was on top of a pair of peaks. She struggled to raise her head and saw Lu Shu-jen's cold face with a hint of red, reflecting a cold halo under the moonlight.
She said in a daze, "Sir, you're so beautiful … Also, the smell on your body is really nice. I don't think I had this smell before …"
Then, Lu Shu-jen expressionlessly let go of her hand and took a step back.
Sima Ping's footing was unstable and she had just enjoyed a space flight, so her legs were still weak. In the end, she sat on the ground and fell on her butt.
Seeing this, Sun Lang immediately went forward and asked, "Aiyo, a beautiful young girl who fell from the sky. Are you an alien princess or a robot that fell from the sky?"
Sima Ping saw Sun Lang's face and immediately felt the blood in her body surge. She didn't know where she got the strength from, but she jumped up and pointed at him and scolded, "You two bastards!
Bastards!
I was reading the medical book in my room when Zhao Yunlong that fellow came in with a brick and said you were looking for me. I thought you were back!
In the end, once I reached the courtyard, she lifted me up by my waist and threw me here!
Can't you let me walk over myself!
Must you use such a method!
Ah?
Is there anyone like you?
I was eating snacks and reading the medical book in my room when suddenly, suddenly, I was thrown here! "
Sun Lang said innocently, "Ah?
There's such a thing?
Sigh, it's all my fault. I didn't make it clear. Chao Po-tao's method of execution is a little problematic. I'll criticize her later.
However, Chao Po-tao did it for your own good. After all, it's late at night. How dangerous is it to walk at night?
The air route is safer, more direct, and faster. After all, your body shape is also perfect for aerodynamics and fluid dynamics. The air resistance is not big at all … "
"… Although I don't understand what you are saying, I have a strange feeling of anger."
"It's just your imagination." The ranger smiled calmly. "Alright, your master is here. You are responsible for bringing her home."
Sima Ping finally had time to look at her master. The more she looked, the more she felt that something was wrong. Why was her master's face a little red?
Why did she have a nice smell on her body that made her blush and her heart beat faster after smelling it?
Why was she wearing Sun Lang's coat?
Why was the surroundings so messy?
What exactly happened?
Even with her poor experience and lack of knowledge about the two sexes, she could deduce a terrible conclusion. She gasped and looked at Sun Lang in disbelief.
Sun Lang smiled and nodded. His eyes emitted a loving light. "Come, call me master … You can also call me father …"
Lu Shu-jen said coldly, "Call you big head ghost!"
Sun Lang said sadly, "Ah, so sad. After being eaten and wiped clean, I was abandoned …"
Lu Shu-jen snorted and ignored this guy. She directly said to Sima Ping, "The best way to deal with this kind of man who likes to talk nonsense is to ignore him … Let's go!"
Sima Ping nodded obediently. Then, she secretly glanced at Sun Lang from the corner of her eyes. Very good, when the time comes to complain to the big cow, there will be another one.
After sending Lu Shu-jen, who was unable to move for some reason, home, Zhao Yunlong, who was sitting in the courtyard, stood up. First, he looked at Sima Ping, who was glaring at him, and laughed foolishly. Then, he looked at Lu Shu-jen and sized her up. He exclaimed, "Sun Lang took your virginity?"
Lu Shu-jen looked expressionlessly at Zhao Yunlong, who had a playful expression. Then, she looked at Sun Lang. "I'm tired. I'm going to rest first."
"Got it. Drink more hot water."
Sun Lang waved his hand and said to Zhao Yunlong, "Chao Po-tao, tonight's mission will be more important. You …"
But before they could finish their words, their expressions changed and they looked outside.
A large number of footsteps were approaching.
"Attacking in the middle of the night … How bold." Sun Lang smiled coldly. "Then, let's entertain the guests first!"