This was a cruel world.
This was a helpless world.
This was a slippery world.
Sometimes, no matter how powerful an individual was, he couldn't change some things.
For example, he couldn't change the course of history.
For example, he couldn't change the size of Sima Ping's chest.
For example, he couldn't stop a group of monkeys from attacking with feces and urine.
Therefore, even if Sun Lang flew into a rage and cursed the sky and earth, saying that he would let the iron-headed ape live in a cesspool for the rest of his life and become the incarnation of feces, it was useless now. He had to run.
What else could he do?
The monkeys had already started to break the roof tiles. Some of them were carrying feces ladles and buckets. They smashed a few tiles and were about to launch the legendary gold liquid attack. The monkeys outside were already roaring. Countless monkeys were coming with countless weapons of mass destruction … What else could he do?
Fight them?
Okay.
Could he win?
Yes.
In the Great War of Heaven's Origin, thousands of soldiers and horses were ambushed on all sides. The battlefield was full of killing intent. The strong enemies were brave and fierce. They fought countless bloody battles. Even the extraterritorial Sky Demon agreed. How could he lose to a group of monkeys?
However, the problem was …
Sun Lang blinked, instantly imagining that magnificent scene — after so many years, the two Heavenly Yuanxiao Generals of the past once again joined forces, displaying their peerless and invincible sharpness. Spear and sword, blood and fire, spear light like a dragon, sword qi crisscrossing. The comrades of the past stood side by side, smiling in tacit understanding.
Their enemies, on the other hand, were neither the ferocious and brutal extraterrestrial devils nor the well-trained elites of the Imperium. Instead, they were a bunch of monkeys who had dashed out of the mountains, monkeys who were carrying dung buckets and ladles …
Damn it. Even if he won, it would be a joke!
The monkey's cries grew louder and closer. It seemed that some of the monkeys had already climbed over the courtyard wall and were splashing these grains in all directions. This house was no longer safe and could become a death trap at any time. In a moment, Sun Lang had already made a decision. "Run!"
Zhao Yunlong had been with Sun Lang for a long time, so she didn't feel that there was anything shameful about a strategic retreat. She raised the long spear in her hand, and with an explosive sound, a large hole appeared in the wall near the kitchen. Sun Lang pulled out the Fire Qilin and took the lead to rush out. He jumped onto the wall, turned around, and raised his hand to fire six shots.
After six consecutive gunshots, the brains of the six monkeys exploded and they fell to the ground. However, the death of their companions didn't scare these crazy monkeys. Instead, it angered them even more. A few baboons, who seemed to be the leaders, let out sharp cries. The monkeys responded loudly and took out biochemical throwing weapons from the ground, buckets, and even under their buttocks. They actually divided into three groups and threw them in the direction of Sun Lang!
One group was connected to another, and there was no gap between them. They formed a dense curtain of feces. There were also large monkeys holding feces ladles and constantly splashing them in this direction. Further away, there were even chimpanzees pulling thick and tough branches. A bucket of feces was fixed at the tip of the branches. With the help of the elasticity of the branches, they directly threw the entire bucket over!
Faced with this flying attack that was like a torrential downpour, Sun Lang didn't know whether to block or not. He could only dodge back and forth and shouted, "Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it, they actually know how to shoot in three directions and use ballistics!
If the monkeys of Mount Huaguo had such means back then, the Heavenly Courts would be finished! "
Before he could finish his sentence, Lu Shu-jen had already rushed up the wall with Sima Ping. Zhao Yunlong held up the rear with his gun. When he saw Sun Lang dodging left and right, he directly shouted, "There's no need to care so much!
Just kill!
Even if all the monkeys in Suizhou are here, we can still kill them until they become extinct!
If you find it disgusting, I'll do it! "
Sun Lang said angrily, "No!
No!
If I use force to flatten them, it means that I've completely lost!
This is a battle with my grandfather's reputation on the line. None of you are allowed to interfere! "
Lu Shu-jen looked at the Sanwei Study that had turned into a paradise for monkeys and feces. The confusion and collapse in her heart was indescribable. She wished she could catch all the monkeys below and eat their brains for a month. When she heard Sun Lang still say such nonsense at such a time, she couldn't help but say angrily, "What reputation? Why are you being so stubborn?
Hurry up and chop these monkeys and that Iron-Headed Ape into pieces! "
"What does an old woman like you know!"
Sun Lang shouted, "Although I don't know why, I just feel that if I use force to directly kill them all, I'll lose to some bastard who's afraid of ghosts!"
"… Who is that!"
While the two were talking, the monkeys had already noticed the three women standing on the wall. Then, they included them in their attack radius. Women basically all loved cleanliness. When they saw the monkeys flying over, even the brave Zhao Yunlong and the calm Lu Shu-jen both shivered and immediately jumped down the wall.
There was also a flying troop of monkeys on standby. Zhao Yunlong didn't say anything and stabbed his long spear into the ground. Then, he used his strength to lift the ground. Several huge bluestone slabs were broken into dozens of small pieces and flew out, sweeping dozens of monkeys along the way into pieces. Lu Shu-jen's heart was like a wheel. She stomped her feet and angrily said, "You stay here and play with these monkeys throwing feces!
I'm going to the Hundred Herb Garden first! "
"Okay!" Sun Lang shouted, "Chao Po-tao, you go with Aunt Lu and wait for me!"
"Oh!"
Zhao Yunlong loudly agreed. Without saying anything, he swung the long spear in his hand and rushed in the direction of the Hundred Herb Garden. Along the way, the monkeys that tried to stop him were all smashed into pieces and turned into minced meat.
Sun Lang watched the three of them rush out of the encirclement and advance in the direction of the Hundred Herb Garden. The monkeys didn't chase after them. He didn't know if it was because they were afraid of Zhao Yunlong's strength or because their target wasn't them …
But it didn't matter.
Sun Lang leapt up and avoided the monkeys' attacks. He flew to a big tree and shouted angrily, "Iron Head Ape, get out here!
Motherf * cker, you're too much shit!
Do you still care about the morals of Jianghu!
Are you still human!
Motherf * cker, shameless!
Shameless!
Shameless!
Do you hear me?
Motherf * cker, motherf * cker, motherf * cker! "
There was no reply, no response. There was only the monkeys' angry cries and continuous attacks. Sun Lang beat his chest and stomped his feet, "Motherf * cker!
I'm so angry, so angry, so angry!
Even an antisocial person like me didn't use this kind of method to take revenge on society. You son of a bitch didn't learn good things and actually threw shit! "
He pointed to the sky and drew pictures, cursing incessantly, "Only bastards, sluts and perverts play with shit!
Supplement Bilian!
Supplement Bilian!
Come out!
Come out!
You have the ability to throw shit, but you don't have the ability to come out! "
The monkeys rushed forward. He casually threw out the Fire Qilin and fired six consecutive shots. Another six heads exploded, "Do you see this!
As a Druid, you actually let your summoned beasts do this kind of shady business!
Look at these monkeys, they should have had a flower-like childhood, but you used them to pick up shit and throw it away. They died so sullenly. Look at this monkey!
How tall!
How strong!
Of all things to do, you usually f * ck female monkeys, cook wine, what a wonderful monkey life! "
He reloaded his gun and fired again, blowing up the baboon. "You're not coming out?
Not coming out! "
Sun Lang's face revealed a sinister smile, "Who hired you?
Zhao Si or He Chunlai?
If you don't come out, I'll go find them!
If they hide, I'll drown their families one by one in a cesspool. I'm not afraid that they won't come out!
If your employer dies, where are you going to get the money? "
He jumped down and pretended to leave. There was no doubt that although this Flying Monkey Formation had boundless power and could make powerful martial artists feel invincible, it had a fatal flaw. Monkeys were monkeys in the end. Their intelligence and strength were limited. They couldn't stop an enemy who wanted to leave.
Therefore, at this moment, a cold snort was heard, "I thought you were some upright and honest hero. I didn't expect you to be a shameless scoundrel with a mouth full of vulgar words."
Sun Lang raised his eyes and looked over. He saw a man wearing an archer's uniform standing by the river. There were four flags on his back. He held a spear in his hand and wore an ape mask. His long beard fluttered in the wind. He was looking at him coldly. Judging from his attire, he was the Iron-Headed Ape, the instigator of this evil operation.
Following its appearance, the group of monkeys began to move. Monkeys of different sizes, species, and sizes were clamoring, but their movements were orderly. With the Iron Head Ape as the center, they adjusted their formation, faintly surrounding and protecting it in the center.
He looked at Sun Lang and said indifferently, "You …"
"Shut up!" Sun Lang said angrily, "Hao Shou You Old Man!
Old Bastard!
Your mother exploded!
Your father flew! "
The Iron Head Ape's expression froze. Then, he sneered, "Boring. Is this your way of expressing your anger?
I've seen the beasts of the mountains. After losing a fight with their own kind or competitors, they will also roar and use their bodies to hit trees. Or perhaps they will roll around on the ground and roar … This can't help them recover from their injuries, nor can it increase their chances of winning the next battle. It's completely meaningless. "
He looked at Sun Lang and shook his head, "You're also a vulgar creature. You're no different from the beasts."
"F * ck your mother! F * ck your mother!
Do you hear me?
F * ck your mother! F * ck your mother! "
… Was there something wrong with this person's head?
The Iron Head Ape looked at the person who was stomping his feet and cursing. Although he didn't show it on the surface, his mind was racing. He was secretly pondering … This person must die. This was a business promise, and the Five Savages Society would never go back on their word.
However, his Lightness Skill was excellent, and the firearms in his hands were powerful. There was a certain risk in confronting him directly. Therefore, he could only use his wits and not force.
Fortunately … he seemed to have something wrong with his head. Moreover, he was currently in a huge rage. It could be said that he had already lost his reason. It was really ridiculous. This person was still throwing feces for fun last night and bullying the civilians. Now that he had received his retribution, he was so furious that he had even lost his reason. Human nature was despicable. They often did what they didn't want to do to others. It was really pitiful, hateful, and lamentable.
However, he had lost his reason … This was a good thing, wasn't it?
The Iron Head Ape's eyes flickered as he looked at a corner behind Sun Lang.
A vigorous figure was moving swiftly and lightly through the shadows, fog, and houses. It was like a nimble and astute predator, patiently approaching its prey.
The other member of the Five Savages Society, Tiger Rakshasa, was wearing a flexible light armor made from the fur of tigers, leopards, lions, and lions. On his head was a protective helmet made from a tiger's head. His four limbs were on the ground, and his posture was vigorous and agile. From a distance, he looked just like a lifelike tiger beast.
The gauntlets on his hands were covered with iron hooks and claws. They were incomparably sharp. He was skilled, like a lion or a tiger. In the wilderness, he was the strongest predator and hunter. He was also the partner of the Iron Head Ape this time.
Double insurance, one in the light and one in the dark. This was the rule of the Five Savages Society.
Looking at Tiger Rakshasa closing in on Young Hero Zhou, looking at Young Hero Zhou who was still stomping his feet and cursing, completely unaware that his death was near, the Iron Head Ape's face revealed a deep smile.
Since Tiger Rakshasa has already decided to launch a sneak attack, then I'll talk to him and attract his attention. I'll provoke his anger and make him lose his reason, lose his guard, and lose his vigilance … Then, Tiger Rakshasa will be able to kill him in one strike!
Thinking of this, he said indifferently, "What, are you angry?
Didn't you have fun throwing shit around last night?
You've tasted the same feeling, right? "
"Throw your f * cking ass!" Sun Lang said furiously. "That's f * cking canned herring!
Do you know what canned herring is?
That's food!
Something that can be eaten!
You don't f * cking believe me?
It doesn't matter!
In a while, I'll let you carefully distinguish the difference between shit and canned herring. You'll write an 800-word tasting comment for me! "
"Bullshit."
The Iron Head Ape said disdainfully. "In the wilderness, the strong are the king. In this world, the law of beasts is the law.
The strong are respected, and the weak are slaves. This has always been the way of the world. As long as you're stronger than me, as long as you can defeat me, I'll do whatever you want … The question is, do you have the ability? "
He stretched out his hand and hooked his finger at Sun Lang, provoking him. "Shit thrower, come over here!"
"You're the f * cking shit thrower!"
Sun Lang looked at the malicious monkeys and said angrily, "Chase your monkeys to the side. We'll fight one on one and decide life and death!"
"Nonsense again."
At this moment, Tiger Rakshasa was getting closer and closer to the target. This meant that the time to make a move was gradually ripe. The Iron Head Ape's heart raced as he continued to distract the target with his words. "This group of monkeys was gathered by my ability. It's also a part of my strength. If you have the ability, you can also call for help!
This is a life and death battle. Who would fight you one on one! "
"Shameless!
Shameless! "The other party stomped his feet." F * ck you, f * ck you, f * ck you, f * ck you! "
Now was the time!
A glint flashed in the Iron Head Ape's eyes. He saw that Tiger Rakshasa had already occupied an excellent position. He had a premonition that this sworn brother of his would attack from here. Sure enough, in the next moment, Tiger Rakshasa's entire body tensed up like a bow that was drawn to a full moon. A thunderous explosive force was released as it turned into an afterimage. Its sharp claws flashed as it pounced at the unprepared opponent!
Success!
A mocking smile appeared on the Iron Head Ape's face. Stupid guy. Even if you were a wild beast in the mountains, you still had to rely on wisdom, patience, and willpower to defeat your opponent. If you only relied on your sharp claws and teeth, you would always die the fastest. Who would fight you one on one!?
He seemed to have already seen the tragic fate of the opponent being torn in half by Tiger Rakshasa. After all, Tiger Rakshasa's timing was too perfect, and its attack was so fierce … How could the opponent dodge it?
However, he dodged it.
A hint of astonishment flashed in his eyes.
The target casually dodged to the side.
It was not fast at all. Its footwork was ordinary and mediocre, as if it was just casually standing to the side. However, it was this ordinary and unremarkable movement that perfectly dodged Tiger Rakshasa's near-perfect sneak attack.
Was this … a coincidence?
Soon, he knew … that it was not a coincidence.
Because he saw that after the opponent dodged the attack, he raised his hands and casually placed them on Tiger Rakshasa's body. His left hand was on his shoulder, and his right hand was on his head.
Blood splattered.
The Iron Head Ape's pupils suddenly shrank. A brief moment of confusion and bewilderment flashed in his eyes.
He had already seen what had happened, but his brain had not yet digested this information.
He saw that the savagery and pleasure in Tiger Rakshasa's eyes had not yet faded.
He saw that the shock and horror on Tiger Rakshasa's face had not yet bloomed.
Everything froze at that moment.
This stupid, vulgar, and easily angered human twisted his body and dodged Tiger Rakshasa's earth-shattering attack. Then, he raised his hand and pressed down on Tiger Rakshasa's incomparably fast body.
His left hand was on his shoulder, and his right hand was on his head.
He casually moved his hand.
Blood splattered malevolently.
The shock and horror that had not yet completely appeared froze on Tiger Rakshasa's face.
Then, his head left his body. Along with his spine that was stained with blood and flesh, it was forcibly pulled out from his body by that human!
No matter if it was the painstakingly made tough light armour, or the body of a martial artist that had been tempered thousands of times, everything was like paper. It was easily torn apart by the person in front of him, as if he was casually breaking a bamboo pole!
He saw the two halves of Tiger Rakshasa's body being casually thrown to the side, as if throwing away trash. He saw that human clap his hands, as if he had done something insignificant. He saw that human raise his head, and raise his right hand's middle finger towards him. Then, he heard familiar words.
"Fuck your mother, fuck your mother, fuck your mother, fuck your mother!
Did you hear that?
I said fuck your mother! "
In that instant, his brain recovered the ability to think. The quiet world once again became noisy. He felt a Senran chill rush from the bottom of his feet to his head. Then, sweat poured out like water, his two legs trembling. The Iron Head Ape of the Five Savages Association instantly let out a terrified shout, turning his head to run!
"Run?
Where the fuck are you running to!? "
It was still the original laughable tone, still the original laughable clamor. But hearing it now, it was so terrifying, so terrifying that it made one tremble with fear.
"You're going against the heavens!
You son of a bitch!
You dare to throw shit on my head?
You stop right there with me!
One more step and I'll let you eat a pile of shit, fuck a male monkey! "