Lu Town was a small place. In this small world, there were no secrets or news. All the major events would be spread by word of mouth, repeated over and over again, and would be talked about enthusiastically for a long time.
Just like in the past, the story of Kong Zhongwu and Xie Agui turning over a new leaf and rapidly rising to power, as well as the major events of the Lu family's decline and the Zhao family's calamity, had been discussed countless times by the bored gossipers.
And today, the new big news had appeared. How could the gossipers remain stagnant?
However, the story this time was many times more exciting than the previous ones. From the item that fell from the sky last night to the invasion of the monkeys today, and even the horrible annihilation of the Zhao Family and the He Family … It could be written into the annals of the town. Hundreds of years later, it would be processed into local chronicles, strange stories, or even intangible cultural relics.
And all of this had an indelible connection with a guy who looked ordinary on the outside but had a perverted heart. That's right, that person's name was … Zhou Xun!
Sun Lang, who expressed that all of this had nothing to do with him, left the Lu Town that was about to be turned upside down with his newly recruited ape druid followers, and went to the Ping Qiao Village that the Iron Head Ape mentioned.
Now, the so-called leader of the Five Savages Gang had become the key to solving this deadly conspiracy.
After all, the other two members of the Five Savages Gang that the Iron Head Ape mentioned, the description of the Snake Woman and the Wolf Woman, the death of the people in the Zhao Family, and the suspicious disappearance of Kong Xie and the other three … All of this had a sense of deja vu …
According to the Iron Head Ape, Ping Qiao Village was a relatively remote village not far from the sea. The villagers lived by farming and fishing, and were almost self-sufficient. It was a place that had no sense of existence, so it was suitable for some small jobs — such as illegal associations and violent criminal industries.
Therefore, it was normal for the Five Savages Gang to become the base there.
Suizhou was a water town on the left side of the Yangtze River. The waterways extended in all directions, and the waterways were clearly more convenient than the land routes. Considering that the Iron-Headed Ape's Qing Gong was too poor, in order to bring along this hindrance, Sun Lang had no choice but to specially fetch the special vehicle "Hong Kong Reporter." Speaking of which, everyone should still remember what this was.
At this time, the boat was like the wind, breaking through the waves, creating bursts of splashes as it sped along the wildest seventy yards. Sun Lang stood at the bow of the boat, his clothes fluttering in the wind, facing the cool breeze. On his left and right were fields planted with beans and wheat, and the aquatic plants at the bottom of the river were also emitting a sweet fragrance, making people feel relaxed and happy. His mood was calm, as if he was about to be dispersed in this sunshine that contained the sound of beans and wheat.
He cleared his throat and recited emotionally, "The dark undulating mountains were like the backs of leaping iron beasts. They were all running towards the stern of the ship, but I thought the ship was slow …"
After Sun Lang finished reciting, he turned his head and gently asked the attendant next to him, "Student Big Ape, this is the main point of the question. May I ask why the word 'leaping' is used here? What rhetorical technique was used in the previous part?
It was clearly running so fast, why did I still think the ship was slow? "
"…" The Iron-Headed Ape was still unable to accept Sun Lang's train of thought. He tentatively replied, "Is it because master's mood is very urgent?"
"Wrong!
Zero points! "Sun Lang said loudly," I thought the ship was slow because it was indeed running very slowly!
It's time to show you the old admiral of Mount Akina's boat racing skills. Let me tell you, when I was an admiral, I was on a ship before … "
Soon after, his voice was suddenly drowned out by the sound of splashing water. The ship sped up, like a wild dog that had escaped its leash.
With the support of the legendary prefix "Hong Kong Reporter", the mysterious modification of the ship's bow painted red, and the powerful driving force of the Sun Lang Brand engine, the two of them quickly reached the vicinity of Ping Qiao Village. From afar, they could see the sparse houses and villages.
The Iron-Headed Ape did not bring Sun Lang into the village. He walked towards a mountain on the east side of the village and said, "The mountain over there is called Zhuzhi Mountain. There was originally a small stockade on the mountain, and a king lived there. He occupied the mountain and plundered it. Because the terrain was good and there was a natural cave, he was chosen by the leader. He destroyed the stockade, killed the king, and demoted the rest of the minions to servants.
Usually, the leader lives there and doesn't allow us to come here often. He's so mysterious, I don't know what he's doing … "
He turned his head to look at Sun Lang, "Master, do you have a plan of action?"
Sun Lang blinked his eyes. What the hell? Find the boss at the end of the stage and knock it down with a punch, then tie it up and torture it. After getting useful information, he would deal with it according to his mood. What kind of plan was this?
However, he still asked, "Do you have any ideas?"
The Iron-Headed Ape perked up. 'Hey, is he testing me?'
He thought for a while and decided to go along with his master's wishes. He suggested, "… Why don't I summon a group of monkeys over and go to Flat Bridge Village to collect some feces? We can pour it in through the ventilation of the cave and force everyone inside out. Then, we can set up an ambush?"
"…" Sun Lang stared at him with a horrified expression. "You're too much."
The Iron-Headed Ape secretly rolled his eyes. 'Didn't I learn this from you?
Now, you're talking about me. '
Sun Lang was still trying his best to persuade him, "Monkey, you have to learn well!
You're the leader of the monkey group. This is your talent. You have to use it properly. You have to know that with great power comes great responsibility. You have to become a useful person to society and not play with feces all day long. "
He guided him patiently, "Think about it. If you have great power and talent, what should you do?
You have to maintain world peace and at the same time, gather a few more concubines and f * ck a few more girls. You have to pass down your powerful genes and benefit all of mankind … "
At this point, the Ranger said bitterly, "Look, it's just like some people. Not only do they not fulfill their social responsibilities, but they spend all day thinking about how to play with sh * t. What's the difference between such a useless person and a pervert?"
The Iron-Headed Ape was speechless. "… Benefit society?
What kind of society can this ability benefit? "
"The circus!" Sun Lang said seriously. "Increase the livability!
Bring smiles to the people!
Or, look, you can control monkeys and make them do some basic work. Your monkeys are all over the world. Why don't you start a delivery business? "
He gave a thumbs up. "How about this? You can open a delivery company. As for the name … Well, we can play a New Vegas joke. Let's call it the Membrane Toad Delivery Company. This name is very stylish. It'll be easy to recruit postmen who run faster than anyone else. The kind who won't die even if they're shot in the head …"
… He had no idea what this person was talking about. He felt that he was trapped in some kind of fanatical delusion again.
The Iron-Headed Ape laughed bitterly. "Actually, it's okay if I don't do this. In the mountains and forests, with monkeys as companions, there's nothing bad about being free. Speaking of which, the human world is more cruel than the mountains …"
"Little comrade, you have a deep world-weary plot. That's not good."
Sun Lang waved his hand. "It's important to work hard. You see, I'm a ranger now. I have to work hard, otherwise …"
He thought for a while and then said sadly, "Otherwise, I'll probably be reduced to being the commander-in-chief of the three armies in the capital after losing my job …"
"…" What was this?
A new cold joke?
The Iron-Headed Ape was speechless. He was silent for a while before saying, "… Let's put this matter aside and talk about business first.
Master, the defense of Bamboo Mountain is tight. After more than ten years of operation, the secret passages extend in all directions. Who knows how many hidden mechanisms and information.
I know that master's strength is amazing, but if we force our way in, it's likely that we'll alarm him. If he chooses to escape, I'm afraid we won't be able to catch him … "
Sun Lang moved his wrist and said gently, "We can sneak in. I'm good at Assassin's Creed 3."
"That won't work … because the situation inside is too complicated. Only the leader knows all the secret passages, and only he knows everything inside. Even we only know a few passages, let alone the minions inside …" The Iron-Headed Ape shook his head and said, "In my opinion, this matter needs to be discussed at length."
"That makes sense …" Sun Lang pondered for a moment and nodded. "Then you go and make dung."
"…"
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Sun Lang said with an angry expression, "You see, if I hide aside and you command the monkeys to pour dung, what will the minions of Bamboo Mountain say?
Great Master, Great Master, this is bad!
The bastard Second Master brought the monkeys to pour dung!
This person is too abnormal!
At this time, what will your old boss think?
He'll definitely think, 'F * ck you, I'll kill you, you little b * stard …' "
"… I always feel that you're taking the opportunity to scold me."
"You're thinking too much. How can I scold you? If I'm angry with you, I'll kill you directly."
Sun Lang waved his hand as if nothing had happened. "So that's how it is. When your old boss angrily comes out to kill you, I'll suddenly rush out and raise my hand. This mission will be completed beautifully, and it will definitely be an S-level evaluation …"
"…" The Ironhead Ape opened its mouth and wanted to refute, but in the end, it gave up dejectedly. It sighed and blew a whistle. Very soon, the mountain forest was filled with the cries of apes.
Sun Lang had a poem that said, "The routine on Bamboo Mountain is long, and the apes cry three times with tears on their clothes."
After the monkeys began to gather, the Iron-Headed Ape began to assign tasks with complicated feelings. Soon, the monkeys took the order and left. The villagers of Pingqiao Village also tasted the fear that the people of Lu Town had just experienced this morning. Accompanied by the villagers' screams and roars, the monkeys carried large buckets and small basins, pushed carts, carried carrying poles, and some indescribable biochemical weapons, and gathered at Bamboo Mountain happily.
Sun Lang looked at the angry villagers and nodded with gratitude. "It's not easy for the villagers to support the war. Fish and water are family. Comrade Ape, remember to give the villagers some money after the war as compensation. Oh, I'll say in advance that the organization will not be responsible for reimbursement, because this is your personal behavior …"
"…" The Iron-Headed Ape went away without saying a word.
Sun Lang shouted from behind, "That's right, remember to show your face. Before you attack, remember to curse. If you can lure your old boss out, then it'll be a great achievement!
A great merit! "
The Iron-Headed Ape sighed.
Yesterday, he had accepted the mission and happily went out to work. Who would have thought that in the blink of an eye, he not only betrayed the organization, but also brought a group of monkeys to throw dung at the organization …
What the hell was this!