When Sun Lang returned to the Immortal Fishing Pavilion, Zhang Yinluo was humming a tune as she cleared the table and set up the table for breakfast.
When she turned around and saw Sun Lang, she was delighted at first, but then she snorted and turned her head away.
The ranger walked into the hall and took a deep breath to relax himself. He looked at Zhang Yinluo and said seriously, "Yinluo …"
"Ah, what's wrong?"
Zhang Yinluo listened to his solemn tone; she was thirty percent curious, and seventy percent on guard. She was afraid that this fellow would do something that would shock the world again.
Sun Lang looked at the girl and said seriously, "Don't go to that market again. Do you know what it is?"
"… You don't have to tell me that!"
Hearing this, Zhang Yinluo's face turned red. She rolled her eyes at Sun Lang and said angrily, "You idiot, how could you do such a shameless thing in public? Even if you don't want your face, I still want my face. How about this, all the neighbors saw it. How can I go there to buy groceries in the future?
It's so embarrassing! "
"Good, good."
Sun Lang nodded. "Also, Yinluo, you misunderstood me. I heard that the security in Mingzhou City has been very bad recently. It would be terrible if you were targeted by a pervert.
I was just demonstrating the horror of a pervert just now so that you know what to do … So, remember, if you run into someone who doesn't want to let go of you, no matter if it's a big butcher or a big butcher, as long as he dares to come near, just beat him up … "
"I don't believe you … Wait!?" Zhang Yinluo suddenly realized her blind spot and became suspicious. "Are you that kind?
Don't you like to see me being teased and ridiculed by my neighbors?
Why did you tell me not to go to that market again? "
She looked at Sun Lang with disdain, her face full of suspicion. "… Did you do something you shouldn't have done?"
Sun Lang said angrily, "Why are you slandering me?
We're all neighbors and we see each other all the time. Why would I bully them? "
Zhang Yinluo looked around and couldn't figure out what the problem was. She snorted and continued to clear the dishes. Sun Lang shamelessly came to help, but Zhang Yinluo pushed him away impatiently. "Go away, go away, go away. I haven't settled the score with you yet … My brain was a mess and I took away Butcher Li's meat cleaver. I had to send it back after dinner …"
Sun Lang heard this and his eyes flashed. He patted his chest calmly. "I'll do it, I'll do it. Yinluo, you're shy. You'll be embarrassed if you go. I'm thick-skinned and I'm not afraid of that. Come, where's the cleaver? I'll send it back to you now!"
"Let's have breakfast first …" Zhang Yinluo took the spoon and began to ladle out the millet porridge. She was wearing an apron and spooning the porridge with her bare hands. Her expression was calm and gentle. Compared to the heroic spirit she had when she was a constable, she had a different charm now. "After breakfast, you can go and return the cleaver. Then go out and visit your friends. Everyone misses you."
She lowered her head and did her work. A strand of hair hung down and was casually tucked behind her ear. The girl rambled, "During the few days you were away, Hu Huishou and his wife would occasionally come to visit. Zhang Jianyuan also sent some gift boxes every now and then … Sigh, they were all stinky tofu. I didn't know how to refuse, but Zhu Ying liked it very much.
After all, this is a token of their sincerity. They also miss you. After you come back, go and visit them … "
"When Taoist Bai Xue arrived at Dajue Temple, he wrote three letters in seven days. In the letters, he cried and hoped that you would come back soon to save him from the abyss of suffering. And that woman …"
She rolled her eyes. "She came all the time to disgust me. She said something, said something …"
When the girl said this, her face suddenly turned red. She snorted and let it go.
Sun Lang heard the hint of a deal between friends. His eyes lit up. "What did she say?
What did she say? "
Zhang Yinluo's face turned red. She said angrily, "Nothing!"
Suddenly, there was a strange laughter in the inner hall. "Sister Feihuang … Sun Lang, let me tell you, Sister Feihuang often came to play these days. She would suddenly appear when Big Cow Zhang was washing clothes, reading books, or in a daze. She would shout, 'Sun Lang doesn't want you anymore!' or 'Sun Lang and I are engaged!'
Words like that always scared her so much that she almost jumped up. Then, she would take the opportunity to quarrel and even fight with each other. It has basically become a daily occurrence … "
When Sun Lang heard this, his eyes shone brightly. He praised Zhao Feihuang and Dongfang Xin in his heart, and then asked directly, "What did Yinluo quarrel with her about?"
"Big Cow Zhang …" Dongfang Xin flashed out from the inner hall and said with a smile, "She said …"
With a whoosh, a simple-looking meat cleaver covered in blood patterns, with a hint of the fragrance of pork ribs, flew through the air and nailed into the doorpost beside Dongfang Xin.
Zhang Yinluo slowly turned her head and said with a smile, "What did I say?"
"Wh … You didn't say anything …" Dongfang Xin swallowed her saliva and immediately acted like a docile little wife. She carefully said, "Hehe, hehehe …"
Zhang Yinluo smiled with satisfaction. Then, she turned her head and looked at Sun Lang. Her smile became even more charming and beautiful as she said softly, "If you want to know what I said, you can ask me directly. Why do you have to ask Dongfang Xin?
She might have heard wrongly, don't you think so? "
Sun Lang said with a straight face, "You're right, you're right. Comrade Zhang Yinluo, I made a formalistic mistake of gossiping. I'll reflect on myself here."
Zhang Yinluo nodded with a smile, "Alright, sit down and prepare to eat."
The two of them elegantly sat down at the fastest speed. Only when their gazes met did Sun Lang and Dongfang Xin see a faint disdain in each other's eyes.
— — You coward.
What are you looking at? You're also a coward.
Dongfang Xin was anxious to get rid of this awkward atmosphere. She looked around and realized that the vicious and despicable tomboy was not there. She raised her eyebrows and asked, "Where's that old woman?"
"Your sister." Sun Lang divided the chopsticks, "She has something to do, so she has to go back first."
Dongfang Xin's dog eyes lit up, he slapped the table and stood up, he was both surprised and happy: "You're pregnant, you want to go back and take care of the baby!?
Oh f * ck, the f * cking Zhao Family has a descendant!
I'm free! "
Sun Lang rolled his eyes at her, "Raise your head, she's just going to do an escort mission."
Dongfang Xin curled her lips: "Tsk tsk tsk, I spent so much effort to create an opportunity for her, but this tomboy who can't get married doesn't know how to cherish it at all. Hey, hey, hey!
Sun Lang!
At a time like this, you have to take out your courage and responsibility as a man!
She's a woman. She's shy and embarrassed. Take the initiative!
Go to her!
Get her pregnant! "
Seeing that this little girl was getting more and more ridiculous, Zhang Yinluo arranged the things properly and casually flicked his head: "Alright, stop talking nonsense. Eat, eat."
From the beginning of this topic until now, Zhang Yinluo's expression did not change at all. Even when she mentioned things like "nurturing the baby", "taking care of her", and "getting pregnant", her expression did not change at all, and she did not take it to heart at all. Sun Lang had been paying attention to her expression the entire time, and was a little unhappy: "… Then, why are you so calm?"
Hearing this, Zhang Yinluo looked at him with a smile that was not a smile: "Do you want me to express anything?"
… …. F * ck, this little girl, she's actually teasing me?
Sun Lang immediately felt that his husband's strength was not enough, so his tiger body trembled. He coughed lightly and pretended to be indifferent: "I met a lot of beautiful big sisters in Lu Town this time …"
Zhang Yinluo took a fried dough stick and took a bite: "Oh, it's a pity that no matter how beautiful you are, you won't be able to touch it."
"… …"
Little girl, do you know that your monopoly in the milk industry is about to be gone forever!
If you knew about Aunt Lu's matter, would you still be so calm!
Do you think that you can get the upper hand with just that pair of breasts!
Don't think that you've already won!
But Master Lu's matter is really complicated, I can't explain it clearly in a short time, and … … If Yinluo knew that there's another woman in this world who can resist my great strength, what would she think?
Mm, this matter needs to be considered in the long run, I don't want to say it now, not to mention that she probably won't believe me … …
Sun Lang thought for a moment and decided not to say it first, but when he saw Zhang Yinluo's complacent look, he was a little unhappy. He thought for a moment, then suddenly revealed a kind smile, and looked at Dongfang Xin: "This time, I went to Lu Town, I encountered a lot of fun things, do you want to hear about it?"
Dongfang Xin had been influenced by Sun Lang for a period of time, so when she saw his cheap smile, she knew what he wanted to do. Thus, the girl immediately blinked her eyes and replied with an innocent voice: "Mm, Big Brother Sun Lang, I really want to hear about it!"
Zhang Yinluo still didn't know that a conspiracy against her was about to unfold. As she drank her porridge, she glanced at the smiling Sun Lang and Dongfang Xin. The man's smile was gentle, and the girl was innocent and lively. They really looked like a pair of father and daughter, and she, of course, was … Hey, hey, hey … What am I thinking about!
She lightly shook her head, knocking her forehead, chasing away this shameful thought. She then heard Sun Lang say, "This Hundred Herb Garden, has already become a ghastly ghost town. There are all sorts of strange and grotesque monsters, terrifying and frightening. And the most frightening of all, is a monster called the flying centipede. This kind of monster, has a huge body, and has many legs …"
Under Sun Lang's detailed and lifelike description, the image and characteristics of this monster slowly took shape. The terrifying hunter hiding in the grass had a strong explosive power and jumping ability, and would often jump up like lightning, tightly clasping onto the back of its prey, and then bite through its opponent's back. Flesh and blood splattered as it drilled in, swallowing the bone marrow bit by bit, replacing the spine, until it swallowed the brain, occupying the brain, hooking onto the nerve lines with its stomachs, turning the dead prey into a living puppet.
Sun Lang spoke vividly, and his eyes kept on glancing at Zhang Yinluo. Zhang Yinluo was not good at dealing with this kind of strange topic, and when she heard it, she felt a chill run down her spine. Not long later, she forced herself to calm down and stood up: "I … I'm full. There are still a few clothes that haven't been washed …"
Looking at Zhang Yinluo's fleeing figure, Sun Lang and Dongfang Xin looked at each other and laughed at the same time.
Laughing, Dongfang Xin sighed: "This cow spirit is indeed a little cute … … But Sun Lang, do you like her a little more, or do you like her physique a little more?"
Sun Lang was stunned for a moment, and touched his chin. For a moment, he really couldn't say anything, but he immediately came back to his senses and rolled his eyes: "Little brat, don't worry about adult matters."
"Tsk … …" Dongfang Xin gave him the middle finger.
"But when you said that, I almost forgot."
Sun Lang suddenly thought of something, and his expression slowly became serious, "Maybe I should start investigating … …"
He had always been puzzled as to why Zhang Yinluo was able to resist his great protective power. After thinking for a long time, he could only attribute it to a special physique, but during this trip to Lu Town, Auntie Lu was unable to resist at first, but later on, she was able to casually touch him. The key to this transformation was the Ji Du demonic power in her body.
The Ji Du Demonic Sword was enough to be on par with the Seven Luminaries Sacred Sword, so when its power appeared on a mortal's body, it was enough to resist the great protective power?
But if this guess was correct, then Yinluo, did you also have some secret … …
Perhaps, it was time to start investigating.