It was a long-awaited brawl.
Hu Shouxin lay on the ground with his back facing the sky, staring at the ceiling without moving.
During the Great War of Tianyuan, the soldiers had fought many bloody battles and were filled with hostility. They never stopped swearing and were always accompanied by dirty jokes. Even the high-ranking generals who had received good education were no exception. Therefore, Sun Lang was like a fish in water among the ruffians. Back then, he had gained the initial recognition of the army not because of his bravery and invincibility, but because of his eloquence.
In the past, whenever they were resting during the rotating battles, there would always be some undignified officers who would carry a small stool into Sun Lang's tent. In that era where there were only women and wine, blood and death that made people crazy, the theatrical troupe that was sent from the rear every ten days was a spiritual pleasure that everyone longed for. In this kind of situation, a young man with a bellyful of erotic stories that they did not know where he learned from, to these mentally deficient Qiu Ba, was simply a legendary Buddha who could make flowers rain from the heavens and golden lotuses bloom from the earth with just a few words.
There were always good effects. According to statistics, after Sun Lang began to preach scriptures, the generals had a place to go at night and a channel to clear their channels. They were not full of energy and had nowhere to vent it, so they went around looking for trouble and fighting with each other.
Another good effect was that after the generals who had married heard the story of the female tutor, Mr. Bai, they were all enlightened. The number of letters they wrote home increased from one a month to five a month or even more. Furthermore, they would run to the commander-in-chief every two to three days to ask for leave to go back and take a look. The bond between husband and wife had been strengthened, which was really something worth celebrating.
The young men who had not married also had a serious expression, expressing that they could not call it home before the Sky Demon was destroyed. They also looked at the heads of their older brothers with strange gazes, as if there was an invisible equipment there. Then, they revealed a meaningful smile. It was said that the younger generation of military officers married very late at the end of the war, and some of them were still single. Every time this matter was brought up, Sun Lang would always reveal a strange smile of success.
Everyone's words of swearing had also changed from uncreative words such as "Kill him a thousand times after he dies" and "Give birth to a son without an asshole" to "Your wife will be taken by Chancellor Gao the next day" and so on...
Hu Shouxin thought of these old things and blinked, revealing a smile of reminiscence at the corner of his mouth.
There were also fights, especially Sun Lang. His personality was very vile, and sometimes he liked to make fun of people who provoked him. For example, when someone married his cousin, he would tell a story about how he got too high with his cousin and ended up being beheaded. Another example was when someone was entangled with a pair of beautiful sisters, he would tell a story about how the main character was hypnotized and ended up having sex with the sisters. If that person was already married and was a loving couple, he would break it off. This fellow's bellyful of stories would definitely make you feel your head sink. He would prescribe the right medicine to the problem and treat people according to their needs. He was really asking for a beating, so it was not surprising that he would be chased and beaten up.
This fellow had a bellyful of evil tricks and was never willing to tell a proper story. If it wasn't a woman having an affair, it would be a bloodbath. The best ending would be for the victim's mother to raise someone else's child without knowing it. The worst ending would be that even these old soldiers who were used to seeing life and death wouldn't want to mention it again. The most serious would be that in the future, when they heard the words "Only Zhu Yan has changed", they would subconsciously shiver.
Yet, he would still tell it brilliantly. Although people felt that it was inappropriate, they still couldn't help but continue to listen, enjoying the double taboo of pain and joy in their hearts. Every time this fellow showed mercy and happily told a happy story, the entire army would be in an uproar and it would spread everywhere. Even the old men would be alarmed... At that time, thinking back, it was really...
Cute.
For this kind of thing, they would be as happy as if it was a festival. Just by listening to a story that wasn't too excessive, they would happily hug each other and high-five each other to celebrate. The soldiers who had fought for their country would feel incomparably happy for such a small matter. Everyone was so pure and everyone had a smile on their face. The battlefield was a cruel place and it would also make the relationship between people simple. However, after the war ended...
Hu Shouxin let out a sigh.
After the war ended, the brothers who had entrusted their lives to each other gradually parted ways. You protected the Second Prince, but my family was on good terms with the Sixth Prince. The huge hero bloodline of Tianyuan was like a forest of mountains. Without a nominal leader, they all became scattered sand. His Majesty and the officials in the court consciously divided them into small groups that were not enough to pose a threat. They began to glare at each other and draw their swords for some other matters.
During the war, although there were always deaths and everyone was actually very bitter, it would not be like now. At that time, brothers and fellow soldiers meant that they entrusted their lives to each other. There would not be any concealment between them. Only by being honest could they be able to fight side by side on the battlefield. But now, why was it like this...
His right hand that was covering his face slightly tightened. He took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled. His eyes were somewhat hot.
Sun Lang... I never thought that we would come to this step. I never thought that you would want to kill me. I also never thought that one day I would want to die in your hands. You want revenge, we will even help you. But the target of your revenge is this world. How can I fight side by side with you again?
This... this is not only my home, not only the place where the people I love live, but also the place where my fellow soldiers rest. That is also yours...
Those who like to listen to your stories, those who hang around your shoulders and call you brothers, those who fight side by side with you, those who generously die in battle, your fellow soldiers, your brothers, those who follow you, those who protect you, those who like you, those who admire you, those who have sacrificed their lives in exchange for today's peace... do you really want to destroy such peace and prosperity?
I... what should I do... I also don't know...
"Are you crying?"
"No, just a little... hmm?"
Hu Shouxin replied unconsciously. He then abruptly opened his eyes and found Sun Lang lying silently by the door. A head poked out, and his two hands were on the door frame, looking very obedient.
Hu Shouxin's face flushed red. He felt as if all the blood in his body was boiling. "You... why did you come back again?"
Sun Lang nonchalantly said, "Hmm, two things. The first thing, I forgot to ask, who is the imperial envoy this time?"
Hu Shouxin furrowed his brows. He seemed to feel that something was not right. It seemed to be somewhat quiet downstairs. He didn't answer and instead asked, "What is the second thing?"
The ranger rubbed his head and blushed. "Your subordinates really don't have a sense of humor. When I just came downstairs, they asked me how you were. I said you were punched in the temple by me, but it was like you had made an entire hall of water and land dojos. Qing'er, Ping'er, Ping'er rang out together. When I looked, I saw Big Stick Hu lying flat on the ground with only air coming out of his mouth. There was no air coming in, and he couldn't move. Afterwards, they all fell silent. It looked like they wanted to explode in silence...
"I think that if I continue to go downstairs, someone will definitely die. These are all your children. I can beat them up as I wish, but if someone dies, it would be a slap to your face. So, after thinking about it, I decided to retreat …"
Speaking to this point, he curled his lips and resentfully said, "A group of country bumpkins, uncultured and ignorant. They don't even know the joke of the Water Margin..."
Sun Lang had just finished speaking when he heard a shout from downstairs. Boom, boom, boom, boom. It seemed that a group of people had rushed up, loudly calling for Hu Huishou. In the middle of it was a roar of fury and grief, saying that they were going to fight it out with the brat. Sun Lang shrugged and flashed in. He kicked Hu Shouxin. "Speak quickly, who the hell is the imperial envoy?"
Hu Shouxin had just been about to cry. His ugly state had been caught in the act by Sun Lang, and he had also been flashed by what Sun Lang had just said. Thus, his anger had not yet flared up. His confusion came first. Hearing this, he stupidly replied, "Qin Hui."
"... Shame on your mother."
Sun Lang went forward and kicked him again. "Of all the civil and military officials in the court, you actually found this one who has nothing to do with me."
Hearing this, Hu Shouxin was puzzled. "I find it strange. He is both civil and military, gentle and polite. He is such a good person. Why do you always find him an eyesore?"
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and raised his foot to kick him again. "You have the face to say it!
Back when I became the marshal, a person named Qin Hui suddenly jumped in front of me. Naturally, I wanted to chop him to death! "
Hu Shouxin raised his hand to block and angrily said, "What kind of karma is this?
Why do you want to chop Qin Hui to death after becoming the marshal? "
Sun Lang heard that the wanderers outside had already rushed up and shouted, "Don't come in!
If anyone dares to come in, I will trample on Hu Shouxin's little dick!
I will make sure he dies without a complete corpse. In his next life, he will directly enter the palace to serve the Empress Dowager! "
These words were very ruthless. Although the wanderers outside already thought that their leader had been killed by this crazy fellow, they were still frightened and did not dare to move for a moment. Sun Lang squatted down and patted Hu Shouxin's face. "Be careful with your words. If he knows that I'm not dead, then he doesn't need to live anymore. Do you understand?
Look into my eyes. I'm serious. I'll say it again. If you let Qin Hui know that I'm still alive, I'll kill her on the spot. If you dare to stop me, you'll suffer more than a beating. "
Hu Shouxin frowned. "You …"
"No need to ask any more questions."
Sun Lang waved his hand, pushed open the window, and jumped out. He leaned against the window frame and suddenly poked his head out. "By the way, you actually shed tears for me. I'm very touched. Unfortunately, I don't have a camera."
Hu Shouxin was stunned for a moment, then became furious. He grabbed the things in his hands and threw them at him. "Get out!"
Sun Lang laughed loudly, jumped onto the street, and ran home happily, completely ignoring the chaos in the Zhongyi Building after discovering that their leader had "come back from the dead". He used the smile on his face to cover the haze in his heart. No matter how sad and angry he was, he did not want to let the people he cared about see it … There was no need to let them see it in the first place.
Therefore, Sun Lang smiled and pushed open the door of the Fishing Immortal Building. Looking at the worried faces of the girls who looked back, he opened his arms and said loudly, "Yinluo, let's stay at Miss Zhao's house for a few days!"