"…"
This was f * cking awkward.
The atmosphere between the two of them became strange and subtle. Sun Lang's eyes flickered as he looked at Zhang Yinluo from head to toe from time to time. His extremely aggressive gaze, coupled with his previous misdeeds, undoubtedly made the female arrester feel that the other party was preparing to act like a rogue. Therefore, Zhang Yinluo's heart skipped a beat. She said in a threatening manner, "What, what do you want!
What is your plot?
Just say it! "
Sun Lang suddenly showed a kind smile with a hint of flattery. He said gently, "Arrester Zhang … No, Miss Zhang, I have a few questions to ask …"
Unfortunately, the ranger's kindness did not move Miss Yin Luo at all. After all, Head Constable Zhang had long been used to this guy's vulgar words such as "Did your head get caught between your breasts?", "F * cking retard," and "drink up this bottle of herring soup." He had realized that this guy's vile nature of not doing anything without benefits and his backward concept of looking down on women. Therefore, Sun Lang's uncharacteristic flattery was naturally categorized as "one who is unaccountably solicitous is hiding evil intentions." The intelligent and wise Miss Zhang would never fall for this kind of trick. "No matter what kind of scheme you have, I won't let you get away with it!"
"… In other words, you don't want to cooperate, right?"
Sun Lang's expression suddenly changed. He took out a small jar and said, "Then I have to feed you some sticky, white substance, and fishy liquid."
"Stop it!
Humph, you've shown your true colors! "
Zhang Yinluo sternly shouted. Obviously, she couldn't stand Sun Lang's tyrannical abuse of wanting to feed her with a single word. "Spit it out, spit it out!"
"Damn it, I gave you face but you didn't want it. You just had to force me to do this. Bitches are so pretentious …" Sun Lang cursed silently. However, this was a serious matter and it was not a good time to ridicule her. He thought for a moment and said carefully, "Miss Zhang, when you were young, did you meet an outrageously handsome monk with golden hair? Then, you were hit by his Celestial Dance Wheel and deprived of some kind of feeling?"
"…" Zhang Yinluo's mouth twitched. "No."
Sun Lang nodded and continued to ask, "Then are you … frigid?
Well, maybe you haven't heard of this term before. Then I'll ask you about the specific situation. May I ask if you've ever hidden under your blanket in the middle of the night and imagined the scenes of erotic pictures and erotic novels, and then uncontrollably used your fingers or something else to repeatedly touch a few parts of your body … "
"Shut up, shut up!"
The female constable's face turned red and she scolded, "What are you asking? I didn't do those things!"
Her face was red with shame and anger, which meant that she understood. Her eyes were flickering, which meant that she was extremely guilty. Her tone was not firm, which meant that she was lying … No matter what, she shouldn't be frigid.
Very well, the next question was about the most important topic.
Sun Lang cleared his throat and asked seriously, "Constable … Zhang, are you … a man?"
"…" Zhang Yinluo's Senran eyes revealed the meaning of "are you an idiot?" She subconsciously puffed out her chest as if to emphasize something and said indifferently, "Idiot."
Well, a girl's modesty?
Hmm?
I guess she meant "have you ever seen a man with such big breasts?" She was just too embarrassed to say it, but …
But this was the f * cking crux of the problem!
Girls were not the only ones with big breasts, bastard!
Damn it, I'm going all out!
Sun Lang straightened his back and took a deep breath. A hint of determination flashed in his eyes. Under Zhang Yinluo's indifferent gaze, he asked a question that could split the world, "Then, Constable Zhang!
Last question … "
He looked at the female constable and asked sincerely, "Do you know that girls don't have a dick?"
"…"
A moment later, the flower hall was occupied by a storm of swords. It was as if a level 99 barbarian had cast a few level 20 spins here. Constable Zhang couldn't take it anymore and pulled out her sword, declaring to a certain ranger the inviolable glory of dual wielding. Her sword and sword were swift and fierce, suppressing the thorns, chasing after Little Meng … However, it was useless.
With just a light parry, Sun Lang easily grabbed her wrists. Ah, these slender limbs that contained strength, this soft body with a hint of heat, ah, this is a girl's body … Damn it, I haven't felt this feeling in two years, bastard!
If it were any other woman, they would feel as if they were electrocuted …
But let me give you a cold shoulder first!
It's not over yet!
Things won't be that simple!
Of course, in this hopeless situation with a passive skill that made people despair, there was a girl who was immune to it. It was simply a gift from the heavens … I'm talking about a partner, but what if I'm helping her!
What if she suddenly lifts up her skirt and shows me a big treasure after the strategy is completed?
So, the most important thing now is to confirm whether she is a real girl or not!
So, what should I do?
Okay, okay, okay, a kind-hearted spectator has raised her hand. Then, please answer — What?
Press her down on the ground and tear her pants?
Okay, I've already called the police. Please go there and enjoy the care of the kind-hearted police uncle and steaming hot pork chop rice. Now, put your hands on your head and squat at the side …
Okay, now let's use quantum theory to explain our current predicament. There is a Zhang Yinluo here. She is immune to my Great Health Power. There are only two possibilities. First, she is a girl who is immune to my Great Health Power. Second, she is not a girl.
… Then what?
Press her down on the ground and tear her clothes apart to confirm it. Then what?
If it is that kind of indescribable new species, it will dirty my hands, blind my eyes, and leave a deep shadow on my young heart.
If it was a real girl ….
Then it will be even worse!
I will definitely be treated as an enemy for life!
Even if I forcefully start the story, I don't have any other choice other than humiliating her!
Other than turning her into a normal sex toy, there is no other choice!
So, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, I can't be impulsive. First, I have to think of a peaceful, safe, and secret way to observe Zhang Yinluo's gender.
If she is indeed a real girl, then how to … I mean how to establish a new friendly and cooperative relationship with her, that is the next thing I have to decide.
As for the main historical mission, of course, it is to find a way to observe her. I have to think of a foolproof plan …
"I say …"
Zhang Yinluo's voice faintly sounded, "First, can you let me go?
Second, can your smile not be so disgusting? Third, I feel like you forgot the most important thing … "
"We're here to investigate a case!
We are here to find traces of the enemy!
We are here to find the missing Qin Yu! "
Sun Lang blinked, "Eh?"
"What the hell are you talking about?!"