Sun Lang shouted twice, but no one answered. Yinluo, who had caught up, exclaimed in shock, "He ran away?"
The guard in charge of keeping watch immediately said, "Don't worry Miss Zhang, Eldest Miss has given strict orders that we must take good care of the Great General's safety. In the Great General's quarters, the windows are always open. We will keep watch every fifteen minutes. If there are any strange movements, we will be the first to discover it."
Sun Lang continued, "Moreover, there is the Great Immortal Execution Array that I personally set up, how can he run away!"
Zhang Yinluo said disdainfully, "Hmph, what Great Immortal Execution Array, that canned herring, it's actually just that. If you can endure the stench and disgust, it's actually nothing much. Don't think too highly of it."
Sun Lang and that guard leader exchanged a meaningful glance, snorted twice, and laughed proudly, "You only know one thing and don't know the other. Look at what that is!"
Zhang Yinluo looked in the direction that Sun Lang was pointing and saw that there were some bulging bags hanging on the trees and even the roof beams around the courtyard. She faintly had a bad feeling, "What is that?"
Sun Lang snorted twice and laughed, "Thinking of that Xiao Longnu, before her martial arts were perfected, she had to rely on summoned beasts to fight in groups. When she encountered difficult opponents or many enemies, she would call a swarm of jade bees to stab people …"
Yinluo asked in astonishment, "These are bees?"
Sun Lang and that guard leader exchanged a glance again and laughed, "Of course not, inside these are all kinds of flies, flying insects and the like that that the good friends of the Marquis of Jingan's Manor caught overnight. This is the continuous technique of the Great Immortal Execution Array!
After the Herring Immortal Execution Array, it is the Hundred Battle Heavenly Insect Immortal Execution Array!
If this Qi Guanyan dares to escape, as long as he is drenched in canned herring, and then he releases these summoned beasts … "
Zhang Yinluo suddenly shivered, feeling goosebumps all over her body. Sun Lang pulled her and continued to introduce, "Let me tell you more about the Immortal Trapping Array …"
Miss Cow shrieked, "Shut up!
I don't want to listen!
Can't you act like an expert? You're always doing these things! "
Sun Lang laughed and said, "That's so boring. I'm always pulling a long face, fighting here and there, and acting tough whenever I meet people. I've already transcended that realm!"
He pointed inside and explained to the girl, "Think about it. Using Qi Guanyan as an example, we are both martial arts masters. If we were to fight for real, I would definitely beat him into a pulp.
And then?
What was the point?
How boring.
I've already passed the age where I feel a sense of accomplishment after defeating a strong enemy. Because I've won too many battles in my life, there aren't many victories that can make me happy … That's right, that's it, happy!
The key is pleasure! "
Sun Lang spread out his hands and sighed, "Compared to using martial arts to defeat Qi Guanyan, there is nothing more enjoyable than using a more enjoyable method to defeat him!
Then, seeing him fly into a rage but not being able to kill me, these two pleasures added together is undoubtedly an even greater pleasure, everyone! "
"Everyone, you're kidding!"
Zhang Yinluo stomped his feet and said, "For you to say such words, your mind is undoubtedly twisted beyond recognition!"
Sun Lang's face immediately changed. He reached out and hooked Yinluo's chin, and said affectionately, "Actually, Yinluo, you know in your heart that in this world, only your breasts … Well, only you can bring me far more pleasure than throwing a thousand cans of herring. How about it? In order to save the world from being poisoned by canned herring, do you want to sacrifice yourself to appease my twisted mind?"
This guy's face changed too quickly, and his eyes were deep and his expression was on point. It really looked like something like this, so much so that Yinluo inadvertently believed it. The girl looked at Sun Lang's face that was close to hers, and her cheeks slowly turned red. Her heart also started to beat faster. She pursed her lips, and her pretty lips were pink and tender. Her eyes gradually became blurred, and she very powerlessly resisted, "You … You want to …"
At this moment, a chuckle came from inside, "Distinguished guest, why don't you come in?"
These words were like a bucket of snow water poured on Yinluo's head, immediately grabbing her out of this ambiguous and silly atmosphere. With a bang, her face became even redder. She pushed Sun Lang hard and screamed, "Lecher!
If it weren't for me, the world would be poisoned by canned herring, then it would be poisoned! "
After that, she walked into the courtyard angrily.
The guard leader, who had been hiding at the side, secretly wiped his cold sweat and stuck out his tongue. Good heavens, fortunately, General Qi spoke. Otherwise, they would have kissed just now. That was so close. If Miss Zhang knew that Mr. Sun and Miss Zhang kissed here and I just watched and did nothing, then I would be done for …
He stole a glance at Sun Lang. Sure enough, Mr. Sun was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes were full of murderous intent. He gloomily stared at the courtyard, and then sneered twice.
Qi Guanyan, this bastard … Damn it, he ruined my good thing.
He definitely did it on purpose.
F * ck.
He was thinking about how to teach this forgiving man a lesson when he saw Yinluo in front of him stop and turn around. "Hey, why aren't you following me? Why are you standing there like a fool?"
Sun Lang smiled and strode forward, rubbing against the girl's body. "Yinluo …"
"So disgusting, stay away from me!"
The two of them rubbed against each other until they reached Qi Guanyan's room. Sun Lang kicked open the door and shouted, "Qi Qi!
I brought my red!
Yan!
Zhi!
Ji!
Come to see you! "
Zhang Yinluo angrily said, "Shameless!
Who's your soulmate?! "
Sun Lang acted as if he didn't hear anything. He chuckled and held Yin Luo's hand, swaying it back and forth in front of Qi Guanyan's eyes, "Ah, look!
This is my Yinluo!
She is virtuous and gentle!
She is good at housework!
She is dignified!
She is good at housekeeping!
Ah, what a beautiful woman! "
Yinluo felt a little nauseous when he heard this. He could actually say such shameful words without any hesitation. This guy's skin was really thick enough. It made people feel a little embarrassed when they heard it … Hehehe, hehehehehe …
While she was giggling inexplicably, she heard Sun Lang holding her hand with one hand and covering his heart with the other. Under Qi Guanyan's gentle gaze, he stood on his tiptoes, raised his head, and sighed, "The most important thing is that she has no relationship with the Heavenly Policy Mansion at all!
That's amazing! "
"…"
Great General Qi's gentle and calm demeanor instantly shattered without a trace.
He said helplessly, "Marshal, I didn't expect you to hold grudges … But the relationship between a man and a woman should be sincere and honest, like water flowing naturally. It shouldn't be mischievous and use deceit to express your feelings. That's too undignified."
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and said, "May I ask if you were imparting some advice and insights on relationships to me from the standpoint of a winner in life?"
Qi Guanyan choked for a moment and said seriously, "I am a complete loser in the field of love, but there is nothing wrong with the art of war. The one who is wrong is the general who used the wrong art of war. Although I have encountered this kind of situation, it doesn't mean that my experience and insights are wrong …"
"That's right, that's right."
Before Sun Lang could say anything, Yin Luo chimed in, "This guy is always jumping up and down. He doesn't even look proper. I don't even know if what he said is true or if he's just teasing me … General Qi is right. Things like relationships should be treated seriously. They should be in front of flowers and under the moon. They should pledge their undying love …"
… I almost forgot that this guy was originally a bit of a hipster. He even studied in the West. He probably read too many operas and romance novels and actually fell in love with foreign devils.
Are you kidding me? Do you want me to send flowers and go on a date to see a movie?
I'm not familiar with this kind of stuff … Bah, it's not that I'm not familiar with it. It's just that I've been here for eight years and have forgotten everything about the past. The only technique I still remember is to put a bottle of 1982 Nutri-Express on the roof of the car …
While Sun Lang was thinking, Qi Guanyan heard Zhang Yinluo's words and his expression changed. He stood up and said with a smile, "Miss Zhang, you're right. Relationships …"
Yinluo didn't say anything and slipped behind Sun Lang. He stuck his head out from the side and looked at Qi Guanyan with a bit of vigilance. "General, you can just stand there and talk."
Qi Guanyan was puzzled. "What's wrong?"
Yinluo said in a low, muffled voice, "Aren't you and Sun Lang enemies now?
If you suddenly make trouble and capture me to threaten him, won't I be mocked by him for at least a month? "
General Qi was startled, but he didn't get angry. Instead, he showed a gentle smile. "I see. You're a good girl. Marshal, you must cherish such a girl."
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't use the tone of an experienced person to lecture me. In my eyes, your level has already fallen to a level lower than mine. Shameful, shameful."
Obviously, after witnessing Qi Guanyan's family drama, Sun Lang immediately had a great sense of superiority towards the general. He had a feeling of "Let's see what a disloyal dog like you can be proud of."
Qi Guanyan laughed bitterly. "What business do the two of you have visiting me for?"
Sun Lang looked at him a few times. "To be honest, your current state is no different from having a dead heart. You actually don't get angry when that matter is brought up. At most, you just smile bitterly … Have you accepted your fate?"
General Qi was silent for a moment, then slowly said, "All these years, I've been living in a dilemma. I went against my father's teachings and became the person I used to hate the most. I obtained my current position by currying favor with the Tensei Province. I'm a lackey of the Tensei Province, a marionette of the Empress. These years, I've sunk deeper and deeper, and I've become more and more miserable and lost. I don't know if it's worth it for me to do all this, and why …"
He sighed and said, "A few days ago, I bumped into my wife's secret plot with someone else. She's so vicious. I never would have thought that she would be able to casually come up with such a vicious plan, even if it was enough to ruin her husband's reputation and cause him to be doomed eternally …"
"In fact, I already knew that she was from the Tensei Province, but that night, I still couldn't control my anger and decided to strike. That halberd strike was merciless. If the marshal hadn't stopped me, I'm afraid that I would have cut her in half. Yes, I wanted to kill her, I really did want to kill her …"
He recalled everything that happened that night, and his hands trembled slightly. He didn't know whether it was from anger or lingering fear. Qi Guanyan closed his eyes and repeated, "How could she be like this, how could she be like this …"
He shook his head and looked at Sun Lang. "After I bumped into her plot, I was so angry that I didn't know what to do. I felt that all the sacrifices I've made all these years were a big joke. I felt that I was incomparably ridiculous, because I didn't know what my sacrifices and compromises were in exchange for …"
Sun Lang said faintly, "And then?"
"And then …" Qi Guanyan repeated, and then laughed. "And then, and then I was locked up here. Actually, it wasn't a bad thing, because I could calm down and think, think about my true thoughts, think about my life, and think about what I want …"
Sun Lang changed his position and tilted his head. "What did you think of?"
"Just thinking about the things between my wife and me."
Qi Guanyan smiled. "I thought about our life, the more than ten years of love between husband and wife. From the time we met to the time we got married, I rose from a lowly lieutenant to a general in charge of the military affairs of a province. No matter the position, we always supported each other along the way. We went through thick and thin together. Now it seems that this so-called love, is more like a huge lie …"
He lowered his head and laughed self-deprecatingly. "She slept by my pillow for more than ten years. I thought that in this life, we were going to be together for the rest of our lives. I once vowed to love her, and I always thought that marrying her was the luckiest thing in my life. But the scary thing is, I don't seem to know what she's thinking in her heart …"
His tone was calm, but it contained a great deal of grief.
Sun Lang had already experienced greater pain and sorrow, and because of his race, he didn't have any reaction to this kind of sad love story, so he didn't think much of it.
However, Yinluo, who yearned for romantic love, felt a great impact on her soul. Such a person probably couldn't resist Qiongyao's drama at all. She reached out and grabbed Sun Lang's clothes. Her nose twitched, and tears almost fell. She said sadly, "General Qi, this kind of woman isn't worth your sadness …"
Qi Guanyan looked at her and smiled gratefully. Then, he said softly, "If only it were that easy … Sigh …"
He sighed again, looked at Sun Lang, and said seriously, "Miss Zhang's expression of sympathy and reluctance, I'm afraid it's not just because of what I said just now, right? My wife, what did she do?"
Sun Lang nodded. "To put it simply, she said that we kidnapped you, so she gathered your subordinates and the important people in Mingzhou. She's going to Mingzhou soon to reason with us and rescue you. Qiqi, are you happy?"
Qi Guanyan's expression changed slightly. He understood the cause and effect of this matter. He was silent for a moment and sighed. "I know … Maybe, it's time to put an end to this."