This nephew of his was really naughty.
Sun Lang looked at him from the corner of his eyes. He felt that this simple-looking, unshaven, and seemingly loyal guy actually had a heart as sharp and cunning as a fawn.
He sneered, "I can't believe that Qian Lashi could have a son like you."
Qian Lashi?
Nephew Gu was stunned for a moment before he realized that this might be his father's nickname back then, but he didn't know the story behind it. It seemed to have no rhyme or reason. However, now wasn't the time to care about that kind of thing. He smiled shamelessly, "Uncle, I'm your junior. You can't hurt me …"
He peeked at Sun Lang's face and carefully flattered, "You're so good at martial arts. You didn't even need a second move to deal with me. If you wanted to kill Empress, would you need me?"
Sun Lang didn't say anything. He just snorted lightly.
Nephew Qian was indeed a ruthless character despite his rough appearance. He knew what was going on just by observing Sun Lang's body language. He hurriedly moved a stool from the side and helped Sun Lang sit down. He carefully smiled and said, "Uncle, what instructions do you have for me this time?"
Sun Lang rolled his eyes and said, "I just told you to take Empress's head. Why aren't you doing anything?"
Nephew Gu smiled and said, "Uncle, you're just joking with me. How can I take it seriously? My father always praises you in front of us. He says you're unparalleled, righteous, righteous, and chivalrous. How can you push your brother's family into the fire pit, right?"
Sun Lang glanced at him with a smile that wasn't a smile. "Aiyo, you've learned how to tease people. Then, nephew, since you're so smart, why don't you guess why I'm looking for you?"
Nephew Gu was indeed smart. He rolled his eyes and had an idea. He carefully said, "Nephew Gu, I guess it's probably about General Lin and General Xue …"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was hit on the head again. It hurt a little. He held his head and said, "Uncle, my father doesn't hit me much. Did I say something wrong?"
"Nonsense!"
Sun Lang slammed the table and said sternly, "Are you kidding me? This is my family's business. Do I need to ask you for help?
Huh? "
'If you don't want my help, why did you panic when I mentioned them?'
— — Your two unmarried wives are in the camp. If you weren't panicking, you would have hugged them both and rolled into bed. Why did you come here to make things difficult for me?
"Are you kidding me? Although my military achievements and martial arts are far inferior to yours, both of us are soldiers. I was ordered to go out and leave home for a few months at a time. I was so bored that my eyes were green. As soon as I got home, I hugged my wife and nibbled on her. That night, I had to work until the second half of the night.
— — So, according to my experience, if a man doesn't pounce on his wife and kiss her after two years, but instead tries to avoid her, he must have a guilty conscience. Most likely, he secretly raised a child outside.
In that instant, Nephew Gu replayed the details of Detective Conan's case in his mind. He had already seen through everything and had guessed most of the truth of the matter.
However, it was one thing to guess correctly and another to say it out loud … He wasn't an idiot. This uncle of his was obviously not easy to get along with. He was cunning and held grudges. Moreover, he could beat him up at any time.
Thus, he could only hide his disdain and laughter in the bottom of his heart. He lowered his head and said, "Yes, yes, yes. You're the Casanova of a generation. You've never failed in your pursuit. You're a world-famous playboy. Instructor Lin and Leader Xue are already firmly in your hands. They can't run away …"
Sun Lang nodded. "Yes, Nephew Gu. These two sentences of flattery are quite appropriate …"
He waved his hand and gestured for Qian Yuanshuang to sit down. He said seriously, "Uncle, I've come to you today because I want you to do two things. The first thing … is to instruct your subordinates to be a navy for me."
Hearing this, Qian Yuanshuang patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Uncle!
Our Suppression Martial Camp originated from the Eight Capitals Army. We're tigers and lions on the road and dragons in the sea. Our skills on the water are naturally top-notch! "
"It's not this navy."
Sun Lang waved his hand and said mysteriously, "I want you to mobilize your subordinates to carry out a commercial flattery and disturb the morale of the army … Do you dare?"
Nephew Gu was stunned at first. He blinked and understood his uncle's meaning. He lowered his voice and said with a subtle expression, "You mean, you want me to spread news about you in the camp …"
Sun Lang nodded. "Yes, yes. I beat all of you up not long ago. Right now, the morale of the army is in turmoil. Everyone is at a loss and doesn't know why they lost so miserably …"
He smiled. "Although they're elites, they're still human. They can still fight back bravely after suffering a normal defeat. However, they must feel very helpless after suffering such a great defeat.
At this time, the mentality of these arrogant soldiers will change. They urgently need a reasonable and convincing reason to explain the strength of the enemy and prove that it's not because they're useless … "
Qian Yuanshuang had fainted earlier and didn't know what other big things Sun Lang had done. He only understood when Sun Lang mentioned it. He slapped the table excitedly. "Yes!
That's true, and you're one of us!
It's not embarrassing to be beaten up by the grand marshal. After all, it's you! "
In the end, he asked, "Was the beating very fierce?"
This kid still didn't know that the camp had been hit by an air-burst biochemical bomb. Sun Lang smiled. "You'll know when you go out later. Remember not to laugh. You'll get beaten up."
Qian Yuanshuang nodded as if he understood. Suddenly, he remembered something. "Uncle, I asked my subordinates to spread rumors. What if the Empress catches us and says that we're shaking the morale of the army and want to kill people?"
Sun Lang sneered. "It's fine. I'll go visit a few of my nephews later. Let's do it together. By the time she comes back to her senses, the rumors will be flying everywhere.
This camp full of arrogant soldiers has experience and background. Although she's a Tensei general, she won't dare to kill all of you.
She'll offend half of the military officials in one go unless she's crazy. "
Nephew Gu was relieved. He asked again, "Uncle, what's the second thing?"
Sun Lang pondered for a moment. "The second thing isn't too difficult. You know that my opponent this time is that woman. No matter how much trouble we cause, the key to solving the problem is still that woman.
But that woman is too despicable and cowardly. She doesn't dare to fight me one on one. Instead, she found helpers to interfere with my sacred duel with her. This is very infuriating … "
Qian Yuanshuang was surprised. "Could it be that Empress has some peerless expert by her side?
Uncle, you've already observed your nephew's martial arts. If even you can't deal with him, how can I … "
Sun Lang said with a serious face, "No, Nephew Gu. This isn't a matter of rank. It's a matter of rank. Her helpers' martial arts are only so-so, but …"
Nephew Gu wasn't stupid at all. He immediately guessed Sun Lang's intention. He said with a face full of fear, "Uncle, the two helpers you're talking about, aren't they Instructor Lin and Leader Xue?"
"Eh? I wouldn't have noticed if you didn't mention it!" Sun Lang said with a face full of surprise. "It's really them!"
… Coincidence my ass!
Isn't this just for the two of them?!
Qian Yuanshuang complained loudly in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out loud. He had a bad feeling about this. He could only say with a trembling voice, "So, you want me to …"
Sun Lang patted him on the shoulder with a kind expression, as if saying, "Uncle thinks highly of you". "It's very simple. Help me lure them out, and then find a way to hold them back …"
General Qian's body trembled. After a moment of hesitation, a solemn and resolute expression appeared on his face.
With a resolute expression, he shouted, "Uncle, why don't you just kill me!"
Sun Lang's expression didn't change. He said with a smile, "This child only knows how to talk nonsense. You're my nephew, so how can I kill you?
If you don't want to do it, then don't. It's fine, I'm not that kind of person. "
With that, he reached out and lifted Qian Yuanshuang up like a little chick.
The burly General Qian didn't dare resist. He said uneasily, "Uncle, what are you doing?"
Sun Lang smiled. "Since you're not willing to cooperate, then I'll have to change my method. I'll directly create a terrifying atmosphere in the camp. For example, I'll strip a general naked and hang him on a flagpole from time to time to increase the fear in everyone's hearts. When that happens, everyone will be in danger and the morale of the army will drop. Empress won't be able to do anything …"
Nephew Gu couldn't help but shiver at the thought of himself being hung on a flagpole naked. After all, he was a young man who had achieved success at a young age. He valued his pride and face very much. If that really happened, he would probably be laughed at for the rest of his life. It would be better to just kill him.
He begged loudly, "Uncle, please spare me!
Uncle, please spare me!
For my father's sake, please spare me!
Can't we find someone else?
I have a lot of people on my side who don't get along with our side. Hanging them up is satisfying. Hanging me up is killing each other! "
"Wow, you're so vicious. You actually tried to divert the trouble. Despicable, really despicable," Sun Lang said with a look of disdain. "You can say that Angela is despicable."
He reached out to pull General Qian's clothes. "No, you have to change your bad habit of harming others for your own benefit. Come, don't move. Uncle will help you let go of yourself. It feels good to hang a flagpole and brag …"
Qian Yuanshuang realized that Sun Lang was actually serious. He panicked and shouted, "Okay!
Okay!
Uncle, I'll agree, okay?
I'll agree, okay?! "
Only then did Sun Lang put him back on the chair. He even helped him tidy up his clothes. He patted his shoulder and said, "That's right, Nephew Gu. Do well for Uncle. When the time comes, you won't miss out on the benefits …"
"… Nephew Gu, I don't want to talk to Uncle."
"Hey, you're still acting cute. Be good. Let's discuss the details of the plan first …"