"So, that's the general situation."
Sun Lang sat on the main seat. His tiger-like body shook, and the domineering aura of the head of the family overflowed. "Let us welcome comrade Dongfang Xin into our big family. Everyone, let's applaud."
Zhao Feihuang began to clap her hands. Xu Qingluan followed Eldest Miss's lead and also began to clap.
However, Zhang Yinluo remained unmoved. In fact, she and Dongfang Xin had always been in a state of mutual hostility, and from the beginning to the end, they had been glaring at each other. Until now, Miss Zhang finally could not hold it in anymore. She slammed the table and jumped up, "Wait a minute!
Stop for a second!
Why did you let her join!
Why are you randomly bringing people home! "
Without waiting for Sun Lang's reply, Miss Zhao began to unravel the situation in a strange manner, "Aiyo, I don't know who said that they wanted to provoke girls everywhere so that Sun Lang could bring them all home …"
Hearing this, Sun Lang was both surprised and happy, "What?"
Yinluo, you're actually so righteous?
Could it be that you're the kind of person who, as long as I have you in my heart, doesn't matter how many women I marry … "I mean, a good woman?"
At the same time, Dongfang Xin imitated Sun Lang and dug his nose, looking like a little hooligan: "Are you dissatisfied with my joining?"
Zhang Yinluo was being attacked from three sides, even if all three mouths could speak, most of them would not be able to say anything. Unknowingly, the people in the room had all formed an alliance to target her. She was both anxious and angry, pointing at the spear that Dongfang Xin had placed at the side, she shouted, "She, she, she, she, she brought that kind of shameless thing out, aren't you afraid of losing face?"
Sun Lang said, "No, no, don't look at this kind of thing with prejudice. Do you know that the history of this thing can be traced back to the organ worship of the ancient times? This is an artifact made by imitating a certain organ of a man. It symbolizes the primitive instinct of reproduction and inheritance. Without it, human beings would have been extinct long ago. You wouldn't have been able to give birth to them. Moreover, the Empire was founded after Houtu and worshipped the earth.
This Houtu Empire can also be called the 'Country of Papapa' and 'Beep' and 'Beep'. In this kind of political environment, you actually dare to turn this thing into a shameless thing, you are slandering the country, do you know that! "
"The one who slandered the country is you!"
"Then let's not talk about state affairs, let's talk about the people."
Sun Lang took the spear into his hand and removed the spearhead, "This kind of thing, the military grade is called the spearhead, the civilian grade is called Mr. Horn, I remember you seem to know this kind of thing.
Don't underestimate this kind of thing. I don't know how many lonely girls have tasted their first taste with it. I don't know how many lonely women have been comforted by it. I don't know how many couples have been fulfilled by it. I don't know how many winners in life have used it as an aid to reconcile the needs of their concubines … "
He said earnestly, "Think about it, other than me, who is gifted and can surpass the Yellow Emperor, who can fight thirty thousand men a day, how much can other men, even if their words are made of iron, do you think they can do anything?
Men, after all, have limited abilities. As the saying goes, there are cows that are tired to death, but there are no fields that are ruined by plowing. An excellent man wants to satisfy his lover while ensuring his health, so it is understandable that he uses some special tools and equipment. Therefore, this kind of thing has a lot of value. There was once a great thinker named Xun Zi who put forward his views on this matter … "
"He said …" Sun Lang gave Zhang Yinluo a thumbs up and smiled proudly. "A gentleman's nature is not unusual, and he is good at making use of things."
Reality had proven that when it came to the thickness of his skin and the bottom line of his shamelessness, even if the four girls were added together, they still wouldn't be Sun Lang's match. After hearing his crazy words, the girls' faces all turned red. Zhang Yinluo stomped her feet and said, "Alright!
Anyway, you are the boss, and you have the final say!
But don't blame me for not reminding you!
When you go out to carry out a mission and face the enemy, you raise the Fire Qilin, I pull out the Jinghong Sword, and then this guy suddenly raises such a … such a shameless weapon, if you are not afraid of being laughed at by the enemy, just do it!
If you're not afraid of being embarrassed, then just do it! "
Sun Lang gave him a thumbs up and laughed heartily. "You don't have to worry about that at all, really."
Dongfang Xin seemed to have thought of something, and with a smile on his face, he stood beside Sun Lang and nodded: "En, en, en, don't worry, don't worry!"
"..." Zhang Yinluo stared at Sun Lang and Dongfang Xin, instinctively feeling that something was wrong.
"In that case, there shouldn't be any problems, right?"
Sun Lang nodded, "So, from now on, comrade Dongfang Xin is one of us. Everyone should get along well, is there any other problem?"
Zhao Feihuang raised his hand and shouted, "I have a question!
I have a problem! "
She pointed at Zhang Yinluo and shouted, "I just made a bet with Sister Yinluo …"
"Ahhhhhh!
Welcome, comrade Dongfang Xin! "
Zhang Yinluo suddenly shouted, she rushed in front of the spear girl, held the girl's hand, and said sincerely, "Although you attacked me indiscriminately before, I also did something very excessive to you, so I should apologize to you.
Now that you've joined us, we're family. In order to express my apology, how about I treat you to a meal!? "
"Sure, sure, I also want to apologize to Big Sister Yinluo!"
Dongfang Xin smiled sweetly, then turned her head to the side and said to Zhao Feihuang in a childish voice, "Big Sister Fei Huang, what was the bet you were talking about just now?"
"Ahhhhh!"
I remember now, there's one more thing! "
Zhang Yinluo rushed in front of Sun Lang and grabbed the Ranger's right hand, "Don't forget the most important thing!
The most fundamental reason for today's matter is that we are looking for a new office!
As expected, it's important to do business, right?
So, what should we do next? "
Sun Lang smiled and said, "Comrade Dongfang Xin is very righteous and is willing to contribute the ancestral Chrysanthemum House … Well, the Immortal Fishing House that we bought, as our office. The next step is to clean up the restaurant, redesign it, and renovate it. There's no time to lose, let's set off now and go on a field trip …"
Zhang Yinluo's face lit up and she nodded repeatedly.
Then Sun Lang turned his head and said to Zhao Feihuang, "So, what is the content of the bet?"
"Ahhhhh, really, you guys are always entangled in such details and doing such boring things!" Zhang Yinluo stomped her feet, she turned her gaze to the last hope, "Butler Xu!
Big Sister Xu!
Let these boring guys continue to waste time here, how about we go take a look at the Immortal Fishing House? "
Butler Xu looked embarrassed, but when Miss Zhao looked back with a smile, Xu Qingluan's position was clear in an instant. "Well … Miss Zhang, let's talk about the bet."
"You … You …" Zhang Yinluo looked around, suddenly covered her face and pretended to cry as she rushed out. "You're all bullying me!
I don't want to play with you anymore!
I don't want to play with you anymore! "
They watched Zhang Yinluo rush out of the door, leaving a sentence, "I'm going to the Immortal Fishing House", and then ran away.
Sun Lang blinked. "… It's hard to imagine that she can be so shameless."
Zhao Feihuang said with a smile, "Do you want to hear the bet?"
Sun Lang shook his head. "She's obviously going to deny it now, so it's useless to listen, so …"
The ranger gave Miss Zhao a thumbs up. "Think of a way to dig a hole and make her fall hard."
Zhao Feihuang nodded with a look of understanding. The two looked at each other and let out a series of ambiguous smiles.
"Let's go to the Immortal Fishing House and have a look."