My Wife Isn't Human

For the sake of his best friend’s pride, Wang Quan reluctantly shelled out 698 yuan to become a VIP member of a matchmaking website. Another 9.90 yuan got him a premium match. He thought it’d be just another awkward coffee date… at worst, some fake profile trying to sell skincare products. But when he arrived at the meeting point, things went sideways. Towering 300 meters above him stood a creature that defied logic. Wings made of writhing tentacles stretched across the sky. It had nine heads—none of which had faces. Only gaping black holes that bled endlessly, dripping crimson onto the earth below. Frozen in place, Wang Quan slowly pulled out his phone and called the matchmaking platform. "...Hi, yes, I have a small concern. Are you absolutely sure this thing is my match?"

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