Just as I left the classroom, Zhang Yu came over and patted my shoulder, "Hehe, Brother Feng, did Liu Jie find out that you slept with a young married woman?"
"Hey, stinky Octopus, don't talk nonsense."
I glared at him. The young married woman this guy was talking about was obviously my sister-in-law. The last time she came to school, she caused a bunch of hungry wolves to talk about her.
She picked me up at the school gate a few times, so I was naturally seen. They spread the rumors, but I didn't care about it.
"Other than this, I really can't think of any other reason why Liu Jie would have a conflict with you."
Zhang Yu said with a cheeky smile and looked at me ambiguously. Then, he teased, "Brother Feng, if you want to have an affair, then do it thoroughly. I can even smell the perfume on your body."
Last night, when my sister-in-law was feeding me medicine, half of her body was pressed against me. It was her perfume, and it spread to my body. Fuck, I couldn't smell it at all. Liu Jie was sitting next to me, so she probably noticed it.
She already had a bad impression of me, and with the added scent of the perfume, it was one disaster after another. It was no wonder that she had such a cold look on her face.
"Cough, I'm going to wash up."
Just after I took two steps, Zhang Yu pulled me back and took out a bottle of spray from his pocket. He helped me spray from head to toe, and the perfume finally faded.
"Thank you."
I showed gratitude. In this world, eating is the most important thing. I don't know why, but I was especially hungry this morning, as if I did some strenuous exercise last night.
"Octopus, I want to ask you something." I couldn't hold back my curiosity.
"Have you had semen before?" I looked around and asked carefully.
"Ah, Brother Feng, why are you asking this?" Zhang Yu was slightly embarrassed.
"Just answer me." I curled my lips. Then, he nodded. I asked him again, how did it feel, and if there were any side effects.
He said that when he had an erotic dream, he ejaculated his pants, and it was even more exciting than taking it out, but there were no side effects.
Fuck, I can't really be weak, right? Why do my legs still feel weak when I walk?
Heavens, I haven't done that yet. Am I going to be like my cousin in the future and become an incomplete man?
Seeing my uncertain expression, Zhang Yu was surprised, "What's wrong, Brother Feng? A man like you, with a red flag at home and a colorful flag outside, wouldn't have wet dreams …"
I sighed, "I can only tell you that when you're young, you don't know the value of sperm. When you're old, you'll cry when you look at it. Don't masturbate too much."
When he arrived at the cafeteria, it was already packed with people. A quarrel could be heard not far away.
"Kneel!"
A familiar voice echoed in the cafeteria. I walked closer to take a look. It was Guo Tao.
"Brother Tao, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."
Standing in front of him was our class's Little Fatty Wang. In his hands were two bowls of beef noodles, but some of the gravy was spilled.
"Just an apology and you're done?
These are the latest sports shoes from Adidas. I bought them for more than 1,000 yuan, "Guo Tao said angrily.
"Hey, Guo Tao, why are you yelling? I'll clean it for you." The girl next to Little Fatty was our class's Lin Xiao Ya.
She was dating Little Fatty Wang recently. The other bowl of noodles was probably bought for her. After all, there were a lot of people in school and the cafeteria wasn't spacious. Every time there was a queue, it would be crowded. Girls didn't have any advantages. Little Fatty Wang was also smart and knew to buy a bowl for Lin Xiao Ya.
Unexpectedly, it spilled on Guo Tao.
Lin Xiao Ya bent down with a wet tissue in her hand. Guo Tao kept staring at her chest. He couldn't hide the excitement in his eyes. He purposely shrunk his legs.
"No, my new sports shoes can't be wiped with wet tissue. Lick it clean with your mouth and I won't mind," Guo Tao shook his head and said casually.
"Wow."
As soon as he said that, there was a commotion around us. Lin Xiao Ya pursed her lips and tears of grievance appeared in her eyes. Little Fatty Wang was instantly unhappy and blocked in front of her.
"Guo Tao, I called you Tao ge out of respect, but don't go too far. Please understand your own identity. My boss has the final say in Third High. If he finds out that you're making things difficult for me like this, you won't be able to bear the consequences!"
This Little Fatty Wang used to be quite cowardly. He was scared when he encountered something. Now that he had a girlfriend, he stood up straight. Of course, it was also closely related to me.
"Yo, acting cool in front of me?
What dogfart boss? You all still don't know, right? I was the one who smashed open his head. Even now, I, your daddy, won't even frown when he's in front of me. "Guo Tao said in a very serious manner.
At this moment, the students next to me noticed my presence and moved out of the way. I leisurely walked over and patted Guo Tao's shoulder.
"What are you doing?" Guo Tao was rather impatient.
"Hey, do you have a cigarette?" I shouted.
Guo Tao turned his head and looked surprised. He hesitated for a bit, "Yes, yes, yes. Come, Brother Feng, you smoke …"
As soon as Little Fatty Wang saw me, he immediately smiled, "Ah ha, boss, you came at the right time."
"Yeah," I nodded faintly and looked at Guo Tao. I asked coldly, "You told Xiao Ya to lick your shoes?"
"No, no," Guo Tao quickly shook his head. His legs couldn't help but shiver.
I was already in a bad mood. This guy was just asking for trouble. "It's fine if you think I'm an idiot, but they're not blind or deaf!"
"So- sorry, Brother Feng. I was just joking," Guo Tao quickly apologized.
"Little Fatty, give him two slaps. Let him know that he can't speak carelessly," I said angrily. Little Fatty Wang's eyes couldn't help but light up.
He was a bit hesitant, "Can I really?"
"En, Boss will support you. Just fight as much as you want," I instructed.
Little Fatty Wang put down the beef noodles and rolled up his sleeves. He looked eager to give it a try. Guo Tao was a little angry, "Damn fatty, if you dare to hit me, you're done for!"
I gave Little Fatty a calm look and he slapped him twice. "F * ck. Does it feel good to look at my girlfriend's chest?"
Guo Tao was slapped silly. Little Fatty wasn't satisfied yet. Another two loud slaps rang out. "Do you feel happy insulting others?
I'm hitting you. What's wrong with that? "
Little Fatty's body shivered. He couldn't hide his excitement. It was obvious that this was the first time he had hit someone for his girlfriend. Moreover, it was in front of so many people. It gave him a sense of accomplishment and a desire to show off.
"Thank you, Boss."
Little Fatty was really excited. He grabbed my hand. I pushed him away and walked to Guo Tao. I slapped him again.
"You threatened my little brother. Is it fun?"
At that moment, Guo Tao's face was full of finger marks. It was a horrible sight. "I was wrong. I was really wrong." His tears flowed out.