"His balls exploded?
You must be spreading rumors. As a member of the Righteous Gathering Gang, why didn't I know about this?! "Lao San was surprised.
"Sigh. This only means that your position is too low." I shook my head helplessly.
"Alright, alright. You're just pretending to be cool, aren't you? I'll ask Brother Gou now and expose you, you idiot." Lao San took out his phone and called Brother Gou.
Soon, a male voice sounded from the other end of the phone. "Hello, Brother Gou. How's the situation?"
"Brother Gou, it's settled. Niu Dazhuang from No.1 Middle School is willing to take the blame. This kid is worth training. Oh yeah, there was a guy who started a rumor just now. He said that Gang Leader's balls exploded. What an idiot. Even if he wants to start a rumor, he should know his limits."
Lao San squinted his eyes. In his opinion, I would be at least half dead today. So, he turned on the loudspeaker and wanted to let me feel Brother Gou's anger through the phone.
"Uh, it did explode …" After a few seconds of hesitation, an awkward male voice came from the other end.
"Did you hear that? Brother Gou said it … exploded?" Lao San blinked his eyes with a funny expression.
"Ahem. Don't tell anyone about this. Gang Leader Ouyang met his nemesis, a peerless expert who is far beyond his reach. It's normal for him to be defeated. It's already a blessing that he's still alive. Moreover, without his balls, he can still concentrate on studying martial arts. It's not necessarily a bad thing!" Brother Gou braced himself and explained.
"Yes, yes. Brother Gou is right. I just can't stand this kid. He looks so calm, as if he's the one who exploded it. These days, some people like to comfort themselves by reading the news about the richest man in the world every day. Can they put themselves in the shoes of the richest man?
I really don't know how their brains work, "Lao San sighed.
"You definitely won't meet such an expert. Otherwise, you would have been smashed into pieces," Brother Gou said indifferently.
"Yes, yes. Oh right, Brother Gou, and he even boasted that he would beat you up like a dog …" Ol 'Three said something shocking.
"What?
Isn't that a little too much?
Are you on the other side of No.1 Middle School? I'm free right now, so I can ask the police what they mean! "Lao San said with a smile.
"Okay. There's a super hot girl here. I'm sure you'll like her!" Lao San said excitedly.
After hanging up, he winked at me. "Brat, don't you like it?
When my Brother Gou comes, don't be a coward. Fight him head-on. If you have the guts, I'll admire you! "
I couldn't be bothered with this fellow. He thought too highly of himself. What use was there for him to admire me? However, to the end, I would definitely do it.
He was not trying to show off, but he wanted Niu Dazhuang to know how capable his Brother Gou was.
Gou. "Brother Gou and Brother Gou." Gou "." Brother Gou. Don.
Liu Yuhan didn't care about Gouge's threat at all. She sat next to me and picked food for me.
"Come, my good husband, eat more chives and kidneys, or your body won't be able to keep up with the nutrition."
It was precisely because of her brother's messy matchmaking that Liu Yuhan was dissatisfied. Originally, out of a girl's modesty, she wasn't willing to call him 'hubby' in public, but she didn't care anymore. The current me is definitely worthy of her calling me that.
"Father, Mother, look at this. What kind of person is this? Didn't he just say that we can't commit to marriage before we find you? In the end, he just keeps calling someone else husband. He's simply shameless!"
Niu Dazhuang was furious. If Gouzi came later and saw this scene, his first impression of his sister would probably be greatly affected.
"Sigh, as a woman, the most important thing is to have a good brain and learn to recognize the situation. In this society where the strong are respected, relying on a good-for-nothing who only knows how to brag is really stupid to the point of being cute. Perhaps the saying is true — big breasts, no brains." Lao San stared at Liu Yuhan's full breasts and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Seeing that Liu Yuhan kept rubbing against me like a docile kitten, he was even more envious.
Because of my hard work, the two elders were able to reunite with Liu Yuhan, so they couldn't say anything and just kept quiet.
After about ten minutes, I burped and hugged Liu Yuhan's slender waist. "Hehe, wife, don't you have any idea what kind of fighting strength I have?
You're the one who can't take it after eating so many things to nourish the kidneys! "
She was embarrassed after being teased by me. It was really embarrassing to talk about this in front of her parents.
Right at that moment, the rumbling sound of a motorcycle came from outside. "Aha, Gouzi is here. I'll go welcome him."
"Come, take off my handcuffs," Lao San raised his hand.
The leading policeman hesitated for a moment, but still did as he was told. Actually, it wasn't easy for them to handle it since the higher-ups were pressuring them. As for how to carry it out, it depended on the individual's awareness.
Gouzi was the leader of the Gathering Justice Gang after all, and he came personally. If he saw his brothers being handcuffed, it was inevitable that he would lose his temper.
However, when they handcuffed Niu Dazhuang, the latter couldn't help but shout, "Hey, hey, hey, don't do this to me. Gouzi will definitely fall for my sister, and then I'll become his brother-in-law. If you guys aren't afraid of losing your jobs, then do as you please."
The policeman was slightly embarrassed. After a short moment of hesitation, he didn't take off the handcuffs. Looking at their distressed expressions, I felt a little uncomfortable. Damn, this is a little too much.
In Yun City, there might be similar situations, but under Director Qu's hard work, the situation gradually improved. However, I felt that the waters in Kun City were very deep. Even if it was the same job, they still had to think carefully about how to carry it out. Especially for these low-level policemen, they were quite pitiful.
No, no, I couldn't go to the capital in such a hurry. After all, I didn't know when I would be back. If the chaos continued to spread, even if Nan Yun Province developed in the area of martial arts, it would still be difficult to build a good image.
I think that the commander-in-chief should also want to govern, but in recent years, his health condition has not been good, and he is already old. It can be said that he is powerless even if he wants to. If possible, I hope that Nanyun Province will have a great change of blood, and those evil things will be eliminated, leaving only the awe-inspiring righteousness. Only in this way can the root of the problem be cured.
Shortly, Gouzi and Laosan entered the private room.
"Gouzi, it's this guy. He said that he wanted to beat you up. I'd like to see what he's going to do …"
Before Laosan could finish his sentence, Gouzi's body trembled violently. Laosan's heart skipped a beat. Oh my god, is Gouzi addicted to drugs?
There were policemen around, after all. It would be too brazen to touch that thing in front of them.
"Gouzi, you must be having a stomachache. Let's go. I'll bring you to the washroom." Laosan supported Gouzi.