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Qin Fang was busy roasting all kinds of food. Although he looked very busy, Qin Fang was actually enjoying himself …
Now that his [Cooking] skill had entered the master level, the increase in proficiency was like a tortoise crawling. If he wanted to increase it again, it would take a long time. Therefore, Qin Fang was not in a hurry.
However, he did not care about the possibility of roasting mutated food. In the past, he did not care much about it because the probability was too low. It was like winning the lottery.
But today, his luck suddenly exploded. He really managed to make a mutated food. Although the random attributes made him speechless, it was still better than nothing …
Qin Fang continued to roast. He wanted to see if he could get another burst of luck. Maybe he really could roast another mutated food.
Although the probability of this type of mutated food appearing was extremely low, the probability of it appearing was relatively high due to the high number of roasted meat.
Sure enough, Qin Fang did not remember how many hundreds of skewers he had roasted. His arms were a little numb. Finally, another notification appeared.
He finally roasted the second skewer of mutated food. Without any hesitation, Qin Fang used the detection skill to identify it.
[Mutated Grilled Squid Skewers. After eating, it will cause the body to excrete water automatically. Duration: 1 hour.]
Seeing the attributes of this mutated food, Qin Fang broke down again. He really wanted to shout in his heart, "F * ck, this is cheating!"
Compared to the mutated chicken wings that could cause the body to fart continuously for an hour, this one seemed to be even more ruthless. It directly caused the body to excrete water automatically for an hour …
As for whether it was excreted in the form of sweat or urine, that could only be known after someone ate it.
However, it was indeed a little too ruthless to continuously excrete water for an hour. If he did not replenish his water in time, he might even lose his life.
If this thing was eaten by someone in the desert, it would definitely be a lethal weapon!
Qin Fang once again put away this skewer of mutated food without batting an eyelid. The previous skewers were at most embarrassing, but this one could really kill.
"Ugh, I'm so full …"
"My stomach is about to explode …"
"No, I can't eat anymore … But I really want to eat more!"
Qin Fang had been busy for so long, but he hadn't eaten much. However, the people in front of him had eaten so much that they couldn't even walk. It was even difficult for them to stand up. They could only burp.
She clearly couldn't eat anymore, but her eyes were still fixed on the food in Qin Fang's hands …
As for those who came over to freeload, they were more familiar with Kong Er and Qu Da, but they were completely unfamiliar with Qin Fang. Seeing that Qin Fang had decided to stop, they naturally felt embarrassed to ask Qin Fang to continue … even though they also wanted to eat more!
Pa ~ ~
Just as Qin Fang was about to stop and barbecue a few skewers to fill his stomach, a stack of banknotes was slapped beside Qin Fang.
"Give this young master some chicken wings … This is a tip from this young master!"
Zhou Fengliu and Fan Xian rushed over. This time, Fan Xian didn't take the initiative to rush to the front. Instead, it was Zhou Fengliu who started to charge.
This time, it was Zhou Fengliu who acted. He didn't care about other people's gazes at all. Just like that, he casually threw money and waited for people to serve him …
Zhou Fengliu's temperament was like this. He was arrogant, domineering, and looked down on others. At the same time, he liked to throw money at people the most. He learned all of this from Fan Xian.
"You …"
Seeing Qin Fang being insulted like this, Tang Feifei immediately became angry. However, she was a little full and it was a little difficult for her to stand up. She could only point her slender fingers at Zhou Fengliu. She really wanted to curse him … but her good upbringing made her unable to say such words.
"Zhou Fengliu, did you take the wrong medicine? Get the f * ck out of here, or I'll whip you right now …"
Tang Feifei couldn't curse him, but it didn't mean that no one else could. At least, Kong Er couldn't hold back.
Seeing Zhou Fengliu talking to Qin Fang so arrogantly and throwing money at him, Kong Er's face suddenly turned the color of a pig's liver. He immediately started cursing.
And looking at his posture, it seemed that he was really going to hit him …
"Fan Xian, hurry up and take Zhou Fengliu away …"
On the side, Qu Yuancheng's expression wasn't any better. If it was just Zhou Fengliu, he might just chase him away and be done with it. However, Fan Xian was also there. When he thought of the conflict between Fan Xian and Qin Fang, how could he not understand?
Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were in cahoots. They had always been inseparable. If someone said that Fan Xian's shadow wasn't involved, Qu Yuancheng would never believe it.
"Qu Yuancheng, this has nothing to do with me. Fengliu likes to eat barbecue the most. It's just that we don't know how to make it ourselves. We heard that there's a chef here who's good at cooking, so we specially came over … You can rest assured that we've never mistreated anyone. As long as you can make us happy, no matter how much you tip, it won't be a problem!"
Fan Xian was naturally not a good person. His words seemed to be very respectful to Qu Yuancheng, but the meaning behind his words was that he didn't care about Qu Yuancheng at all.
If this kid knew that Qu Yuancheng and Kong Er had pleaded for him in front of Qin Fang, perhaps he wouldn't be so disrespectful.
Of course, these two kids didn't know how to repay kindness. Now, in their eyes, they just wanted to mess with Qin Fang … Who asked them to hear that Qin Fang was Tang Feifei's real boyfriend? Naturally, they wouldn't be polite …
"Damn it, I think you guys are itching for a beating today …"
Seeing that Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu didn't have the slightest intention of backing down and seemed to want to cause trouble today, Kong Er was also a little angry.
"What?
You want to fight?
Who's afraid of who? "
But before Kong Er could make a move, he saw two burly men standing behind each of the two young masters, one on the left and one on the right, protecting them behind them.
These two kids were the treasures of their respective families. Safety had always been the most important issue. They never lacked bodyguards by their side. Even if they came over to play, they brought them along.
Fan Xian knew that Qin Fang was very powerful. He could tell from the fact that Qin Fang almost killed him in the sea. So, he specially brought along bodyguards. He was afraid that if the two sides fought, his side would be at a disadvantage …
"F * ck …"
Kong Er was also stunned. Seeing these four bodyguards, he understood that the other party had come prepared. He definitely couldn't handle it himself. He immediately glanced to the side and called out softly at the same time.
"Qingshan … it's up to you!"
At this time, it was not convenient for Qin Fang to make a move as the party involved. But Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu took the initiative to cause trouble. If Kong Er beat them up, no one could say anything. Song Qingshan was obviously one of Kong Er's people. It was not a problem for him to make a move.
Song Qingshan had actually wanted to beat these two kids for a long time. It was just that he had heard Kong Er and Qu Yuancheng specially plead for mercy for Fan Xian. He was also afraid that he would beat this kid up.
But now, dealing with just four bodyguards was absolutely no problem. As long as no one was killed, Kong Er would definitely settle the trouble for him.
Bang bang bang bang ~ ~
The four bodyguards didn't understand what was going on. They felt as if their bodies had been hit by a prehistoric monster. They were directly thrown into the air and flew three or four meters in the air before landing heavily on the ground and fainting directly …
And Song Qingshan, who made a move, just gently patted the dust on his body, as if this was just a trivial matter.
"Er …"
Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were also stunned. It really happened too quickly. The only thing they relied on was destroyed in a face-to-face confrontation. There was not even a decent reaction.
"See if you two are still being unreasonable with me. I will beat you to death …"
After taking care of these four bodyguards, Kong Er would not be polite to Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to beat these two people first.
Qu Yuancheng naturally did not want to be outdone. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to support Kong Er. Once he found that Kong Er was not a match for them, he would immediately rush up to help.
"Wait …"
And just as Kong Er and Qu Yuancheng were about to beat them up, Qin Fang, one of the parties involved, suddenly spoke.
When Kong Er and the others heard Qin Fang's words, almost everyone could not help but feel a thump. They were all muttering in their hearts. They were all afraid that Qin Fang would say that he would do it himself.
"It's just a small matter. Is there a need to shout and kill?"
However, Qin Fang's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations. He actually did not seem to care at all. He even said with a smile, "Isn't it just a few skewers to eat?
Can't I just grill it for them … "
As he spoke, Qin Fang really took a few skewers of chicken wings and squid skewers and put them on the fire to grill. Looking at his focused look, it seemed that he did not take what had just happened to heart at all.
Of course, he did not look at the stack of banknotes placed next to him.
"Qin Fang …"
Tang Feifei and the others were stunned. They did not understand why Qin Fang would have such a reaction. It was as if he had completely changed into a different person.
However, Qin Fang did not give them a chance to open their mouths to ask. He just focused on grilling the food.
"Here, it's done. Have a taste …"
Not long after, a few skewers of chicken wings and squid skewers were grilled. Qin Fang very politely lowered himself in front of the two of them and said in a very gentle tone at the same time.
Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were also stunned by Qin Fang's reaction. They did not understand what Qin Fang meant.
However, his hands were not idle. He seemed to subconsciously take the grilled chicken wings and grilled squid skewers that Qin Fang handed over and put them directly in his mouth to eat.
"Hiss … It's delicious!"
Zhou Fengliu, this silly child, was more honest. After eating, he immediately felt that the taste was quite delicious. He immediately could not help but praise.
Although Fan Xian also felt that it was very delicious, when he thought that this thing was cooked by his "rival in love", he was immediately very dissatisfied in his heart. He immediately gently touched Zhou Fengliu's body, indicating that he should not speak nonsense.
"Sigh, good luck …"
Seeing that the two of them were fooled by him and actually took the food to eat, although Qin Fang's face did not have any expression, he could only mourn for the two of them in his heart for three minutes.
Although he had just grilled a lot of food at once, there was no problem with them. However, the two skewers in his hand were absolutely inedible.
Qin Fang had been busy until now, and he had only grilled these two mutated foods in total. As a result, they were now in the stomachs of these two unlucky children.
"How is it? It tastes good, right?"
Qin Fang was already laughing in his heart, but on the surface, he looked very indifferent. While asking the two of them how they felt about the food, he was also afraid that it would not be enough for them to eat, so he left a lot for them.
"If it's not enough, there's more over there. You can eat as much as you want …"
Of course, in order to make others believe that he did not put drugs in the food, Qin Fang also took a portion of the grilled food and ate it himself.
Puff ~ ~
An incomparably long sound rang out, immediately causing everyone to be stunned. Almost subconsciously, they looked in the direction of the sound.
They found that Zhou Fengliu's face was blank, and he seemed to be at a loss.
Puff ~ ~
But only after about ten seconds, Zhou Fengliu let out a loud fart again …
Puff ~ Puff ~ Puff ~
However, this was just the beginning. Almost every ten seconds, Zhou Fengliu could not help but let out a fart. Even if he tried his best to clamp his buttocks, or simply cover his buttocks, it was useless. This fart seemed to be fully automatic. When the time came, it would automatically come out. No matter how he tried to stop it, it was useless …
"Hahaha ~ ~"
Such a scene suddenly made many people around them laugh wildly. Even Kong Er, Qu Yuancheng, and Tang Feifei were no exception.
Even Fan Xian, who persisted for a while, could not help but want to laugh.
"Brother Xian … Brother Xian, you … wet your pants …"
But before Fan Xian had time to laugh, Zhou Fengliu pointed at his pants and said.
Everyone was slightly stunned. Then, they looked in the direction that Zhou Fengliu was pointing at. They discovered that there was indeed a large wet stain on Fan Xian's expensive pants, and the stain was located at the crotch area ….
He really wet his pants!
Fan Xian was such an adult, but he actually wet his pants in public. If this was Hong Kong, it would definitely be big news that the paparazzi would be talking about immediately. It would probably be the headline of many weekly magazines and magazines tomorrow …
Fortunately, this was Nanshan Island, and they were surrounded by famous people in Hong Kong. They would not be so gossipy, but this scandal was destined to become a huge joke in high society …
As soon as he saw the wet mark on his crotch, Fan Xian's face immediately turned green. He almost subconsciously wanted to get up and turn around.
"Brother Xian, there's also one on your buttocks …"
But Zhou Fengliu was very considerate and immediately reminded him kindly. It turned out that Fan Xian's buttocks were also wet …
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