It's my fault for being in a daze today and forgetting about getting a seat. When I got to the cafeteria, the seats were already full.
I looked around and found an empty seat. God is helping me!
But I haven't ordered yet. What if someone took a seat while I was ordering?
It's really complicated.
I don't know if I'm stupid or not. Why can't I move my head a little to the right. Zuo Fei is sitting on the seat on the right. He is also the one who took the empty seat for me.
I didn't notice Zuo Fei until now. I'm so stupid.
Zuo Fei was looking at his phone at this time and didn't notice me. He just felt that this aura was so familiar. When he looked up and didn't see anyone, he thought it was an illusion.
Don't ask me why I know, it's because this me isn't Lu Xiaowei, but the handsome narrator.
Don't look at how the seats are slowly being filled with people, but there will always be half of the students coming to order. Every time we get there late, we can only wait in line. Don't even think about getting the Four Happiness Meatballs and the top meat meatballs in the cafeteria.
They will definitely be snatched up. Not to mention the top meatballs and Four Happiness Meatballs, even the grilled sausages and oden will be snatched up.
I wanted to cry, but no tears came out. My flesh!
However, this is a good way to force weight loss!
But who wants to lose weight? I'm very thin, do I even need to lose weight?
I can't wait to eat more meat so that I can gain some weight. If I lose weight like other girls and don't eat meat, only eat vegetarian, and eat less, I estimate that in a few days, I will be so thin that I will float away with the wind.
I will be as thin as a piece of paper.
Besides, the cafeteria is quite far from here. I will be tired half to death just running over to get a seat. If I can lose weight, how can I stop eating meat?
How could I have the nerve to write something like that? I'm obviously very fat and meaty, with three chins. How could I confidently say that I'll be as thin as a piece of paper?
But to be honest, I don't want to make a messy weight loss plan.
At that time, I was still in the second year of middle school. Li Li was the same as me. Other parts of her body were fine, but the fat just had to grow on her face, causing us to have double chins. In addition, we also had pimples at that time. Accompanied by the summer heat, the pimples formed pink lumps along with the pimples. I really didn't dare to look in the mirror.
The effect was even better at night. In the middle of the night in the dormitory, I got up and went to the bathroom. When I saw myself in the mirror, I was shocked. I really thought I was a ghost. When I saw Li Li sleeping soundly, I was even more shocked and screamed. The funniest thing was that I woke Li Li up. She was also shocked when she saw me, a "ghost".
Oh, Li Li had already gone overseas.
Anyway, since I've already said it, I won't die if I continue, so I won't keep you guys in suspense!
After that, Li Li decided that regardless of the pimples and hot pimples, the most important thing was to reduce the fat on her face.
I don't know either. Generally, girls' fat and meat are stored on their thighs, but Li Li and I have fat on our faces.
I didn't plan to lose weight, but Li Li kept telling me that she wanted to lose weight, but I didn't see her take action.
Finally, one time when she saw the news, she was shocked because it said that there was a fat person who had over three hundred pounds of fat. Li Li saw the person's picture, hid behind me and asked me with a trembling voice.
"Say, if I don't lose weight, will I become like this?"
She pinched her cheeks and said in annoyance.
"What are you thinking about? No matter how much you eat, you won't become this fat."
This person can't be called fat anymore, he should be called Fatty.
After that, I saw her take action. She always had to get up early and run in the morning. It was no longer like before, when she could sleep on a bed for a century.
But after a few days, she couldn't take it anymore.
That day, she went to the cafeteria very early, but because she wanted to lose weight, she could only watch as the Four Happiness Meatballs and Lion's Head in the cafeteria were steaming, but she couldn't swallow them. She clutched her stomach and said that she had enough.
She bought all the Lion's Head and Four Happiness Meatballs in the cafeteria. Even I felt hungry just looking at them, but I only ate ten portions.
In the end, all her previous efforts were wasted. But I still said the same thing, as long as she was happy.
I found that losing weight was unbearable for the human body, and refusing meat was even more ridiculous.
To truly lose weight, one should use natural exercise methods.
But I didn't even want to exercise.
Moreover, people couldn't eat meat. If they couldn't hold it in, not only would all their previous efforts be wasted, they would also grow rapidly, because you eat too much meat at once.
So I definitely won't lose weight!