Sect Masters Retirement Routine - Chapter207

Hearing the Constable's question, Li Wanshan hesitated for a moment.

He pondered for a moment, as if he had made up his mind.

"Fine!"

He looked at the Constable in front of him, slapped his thigh heavily and said, "Since I'm already in hell, I have nothing to worry about!"

"My fifth concubine is Lord Wang's lover …"

"The sixth concubine is Lord Zhou's …"

"The seventh concubine is Eunuch Hai's …"

Eunuch Hai!?

Hearing Li Wanshan's words, the people lying on the side almost couldn't hold back.

It was one thing to ignore the previous lords.

However, there was actually a eunuch among this group of normal people?!

This made everyone feel unimaginable.

"Eunuch Hai?"

The Constable frowned and looked at Li Wanshan, saying, "You took a eunuch's lover as your concubine?!"

"A eunuch is good!"

Hearing the Condor's words, Li Wanshan opened his mouth and said, "Don't underestimate that old eunuch Hai. He is old, but his lover is as beautiful as a flower. Moreover, he has entered the palace, and his lover is still a virgin. This is almost the same as giving her to me for free!"

"Humph, shameless!"

The Constable looked at Li Wanshan and frowned, saying, "You entered the imperial court as an official and did these things!?"

"I have no choice!"

Probably because he really thought he was in hell, Li Wanshan completely let go, "Although I entered the imperial court as an official after washing my hands in a gold basin …"

"But the imperial court is much more complicated than Jianghu!"

"For a person like me with a dirty background, if I don't find more backers, I will be played to death sooner or later!"

"I took their lover as my concubine and covered for them. They gave me money, real estate, and introduced business to me. I made a lot of money …"

"Humph!"

Before Li Wanshan could finish his words, the Condor snorted coldly and said, "How much money did they give you for all the shady business you did!?"

"300,000 taels of silver …"

Hearing this, Li Wanshan whispered.

300,000 taels of silver!

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone present was shocked.

They would never have thought that Li Wanshan would actually earn a total of three hundred thousand taels of silver by doing this kind of shady business!

Li Wanshan seemed to realize something when he saw the expression on the Condor's face.

He raised a finger and hurriedly said, "Judge, Judge, although I earned a lot, I didn't spend a single cent!"

"I know that once I'm here, I won't be able to return."

"Why don't you be merciful and let me join a good family in my next life?"

"Reincarnation?"

Hearing this, the Condor frowned.

"Yeah!"

Hearing this, Li Wanshan opened his mouth and said, "I heard from the old people that life depends on one's fate and the other is luck. In my previous life, I was unlucky and ended up in the Lulin Forest. Now that I've come across this opportunity, I should strive for it, right?"

Between the lines, Li Wanshan's words already had a hint of business.

Hearing this, the Constable was about to say something.

But before he could speak, Li Wanshan spoke again, "Don't worry, I won't let your efforts go to waste. As long as you help me find a good family, I'll definitely visit my family in their dreams and ask them to burn 300 pounds of paper money for you …"

"300 pounds of paper money!?"

Hearing this, the Condor's eyes widened.

"Not only that!"

Li Wanshan hurriedly said, "There's also a tall horse and a big house. If you're not satisfied, I'll burn a few beauties for you!"

"Beauties!"

At this moment, the Condor's face showed a trace of anger.

He didn't expect Li Wanshan to still be thinking about such things under such circumstances.

"Judge, don't worry …"

Hearing the Condor's words, Li Wanshan opened his mouth and said, "If you can't let it go, you can say that my family burned the paper money for me. It doesn't matter who I cover up for in this world, as long as you help me find a good family …"

Hahahahaha!

Hearing Li Wanshan's words, the people lying on the side couldn't hold it anymore.

At this moment, all of them were lying on the ground, holding their stomachs and laughing.

"No …"

Seeing this scene, Li Wanshan immediately felt that something was wrong.

His face changed and he said, "What's going on?"

"Yo yo yo …"

At this moment, Wang Ye sat on the ground and looked at Li Wanshan, holding his stomach and laughing, "Lord Li, Lord Li, you're really a genius at doing business …"

"You even burned 300 pounds of paper money in a dream, a tall horse and two beauties."

"Only you can think of something like this!"

Wang Ye laughed until he was out of breath.

On the side, Agy imitated Li Wanshan's appearance and said, "It doesn't matter who I cover up for in this world, as long as you help me find a good family …"

"Lord Li, not only do you plan to bribe the ghost officers, you also plan to cover up for them. You're planning to open a business in the world of the living to the netherworld!"

Seeing everyone laughing wildly, Li Wanshan frowned.

He gently bit the tip of his tongue.

A sharp pain instantly came.

Hiss!

Feeling the sharp pain, Li Wanshan immediately understood.

He didn't die at all, nor did he go to the netherworld.

All of this was Wang Ye and the others playing with him!

"You …"

Thinking of this, Li Wanshan looked at the people in front of him and said, "You tricked me!"

"Originally, we just wanted to tease you …"

Looking at the expression on Li Wanshan's face, Wang Ye said, "But I didn't expect you to have a guilty conscience. After a little scare, you poured out everything …"

"From you getting drunk and having a broken shoe, to covering up for others when you were doing business, you poured out everything …"

"You even planned to bribe the ghost officers and reincarnate into a good family …"

"Lord Li, you really are a f * cking genius!"

With that, everyone laughed again.

"Laugh!"

Seeing the people in front of him laughing wildly, Li Wanshan's face turned red and said, "You, you're threatening the imperial court officials. You, you'll be punished!"

"Okay, if you want to sue, we'll sue at the same time!"

Hearing Li Wanshan's words, the Constable said, "This room is full of witnesses. Let's see who will end up worse when the time comes!"

!!!

As soon as these words came out, Li Wanshan's heart trembled.

He didn't dare to say anything more.

With a plop, he knelt in front of everyone and said, "Lord Constable, it's not easy for me to get to where I am now. And I didn't do anything bad. Please let me go, Lord Constable!"

"It's not impossible for me to let you go …"

Looking at Li Wanshan in front of him, the Constable said, "But if I encounter any problems or obstacles in the future …"

"I'll help you!"

Before the Constable finished his words, Li Wanshan hurriedly said, "If you encounter any problems in the future, just come to me. I'll try my best to help you …"

When he said this, Li Wanshan's face turned extremely ugly.

It was a bad deal for him to help the Constable solve the case. However, the Constable already knew about his affairs. If any of them were exposed, it would be enough to make him suffer. He had no choice but to agree.

"In that case, I won't pursue this matter anymore. But if you commit any crimes in the future, I'll punish you severely!"

While speaking, the Constable glanced at Li Wanshan.

"Thank you, Lord Constable … Thank you, Lord Constable!"

Hearing this, Li Wanshan hurriedly thanked him.

"Lord Li …"

Just as Li Wanshan kept thanking him, Wang Ye said, "Since Lord Constable has let you go, shouldn't we talk about it?"